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since: 05-26-02, id: 219598, Profile Updated: 08-16-09
country: Japan
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Author has written 60 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Rurouni Kenshin, Beyblade, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, CSI, Fruits Basket, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, Naruto, Haibane Renmei, and Doctor Who.

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Uhm. I've been away. For a long time... ANd I'm going away again... for... two semesters. Which will be spent abroad. In Japan. Go me?

~#About Me#~

Name: Liz

Age: 20

Gender: If you can't tell already, you're too dumb to be trusted with this knowledge. You're also probably a guy, come to think of it...

Intrests: Reading/writing, drawing, anime, books, music, most anything related to Japan in any way, friends, computers, Gothic Lolita fashion/lifestyle, arts/craftsy stuff, cooking, etc. misc.

Dislikes: Stupid people, morons, people who do REALLY dumb things, people who think they're better than everyone else, and people who are ignorant, baised and prejudiced. And people who freak out when I lick the blood off my cuts. And people who call me a freak. Amusing, but annoying. Also, not being able to play an instrument acceptable to a rock band, people who do drugs, and stuff like that. What else is there to say?

Previously, on Life of Liz: Liz is born in Texas. At 8, she moved to Maryland. She made many friends! At 15, she moved to Michigan, but because she was an emo bitch, she didn't make friends there. THEN! She went to college to study Japanese. ヤッタ! Except it's getting really difficult. Especially the whole "Studying abroad" bit...

~#About My Writing#~

Well, I suppose this is the place to say that I suck at almost anything outside of humor, and even then, it's a little bit iffy. I have noticed that my humor gets a lot more reviews than anything else, though, so I suppose that's a sign.

I mostly post one-shots or very short chaptered stories, because if I do anything longer, I tend to get lost, confused, and lazy. Some of the stories on here suck, but I have left them there for posterity, because I need to remember how far I've come...

...And how far I have left to go.

~#Copypasta#~

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think it'd be fun to make out with poprocks in your mouth, copy this into your profile.

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1. Headcase reviews
One-shot. "Did you know that humans only use around ten percent of our brain? Think of all the wasted space! Imagine if we could use twenty, fifty, seventy, even one-hundred percent of our brains!" Donna-centric, Post-Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-08 - Complete
2. Indigo » reviews
There would be nothing worse than to be stuck in Middle-Earth. It's so cliche, really. No modern conveniences, and not knowing anyone... I can hardly believe that all sixty of us got through relatively unscathed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 3-16-08
3. Liar Game » reviews
The mentally ill are prime targets for identity theft. When his mother's identity is stolen, Spencer has to clear the unexpected debt. To pay it off, he enters something called the Liar Game.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 6-19-08
4. Defense Against Who? reviews
Hermione returns to take her missed Seventh Year. The Defense professor this year is particularly... strange. Professor Who? Crossover. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-08 - Hermione G. - Complete
5. A Sweet Reunion, A La Sick and Twisted reviews
Complete and utter crackfic, left unchanged since its writing about 4 years ago. Do not read with a weak stomach. Seriously. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-29-08 - Gollum & Denethor - Complete
6. The Threat »
“You know your... Imperious curse? It's like that, only there's no way to tell who is safe and who isn't. At all.” After Voldemort, the Wizarding world faces another threat... except this one won't be so easy to defeat. NONHBPDH COMPLIANT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,730 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 8-15-07
7. Two New
The twin haibane have hatched and are choosing their names. Crossover, but you have to know exactly what with to see it. Otherwise, just a short little piece to read and muse over.
Haibane Renmei - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete
8. At the Beginning » reviews
Hiatus Pending Rewrite : Please either see Chapter 12 for an important message concerning the new version, or proceed to my profile for Beginning Again, the rewritten version.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,060 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 12-26-03 - Complete
9. Beginning Again reviews
Stuck 10 years in the past with your worst enemy would be horrible. Stuck 100 years back would be worse. But what happens when Hermione is sent all the way back, almost to the beginning of time, with Draco Malfoy? Crossover, LOTR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-30-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
10. Morning
Doublelength drabble: 200 words exactly. A small glimpse in the morning routine of the Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 4-2-07 - Gaara - Complete
11. The Incident reviews
Sakura makes a grave mistake during a training session... Ino's going to LOVE this...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-9-07 - Sakura H. - Complete
12. Maternal Instinct » reviews
Pt 4: To make amends for weeks of inaction, she offers him a ride in the rain... Pt 5: In Gym class, she finally snaps... Pt 6: He finally confronts her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 11-9-05
13. Long Way From Innocence: unrevised, discontinued » reviews
Discontinued; Kenshin's past is plaguing him once again, but this time his demons come from before the Bakumatsu, from before Hiko's lessons: from the very day that took his parents away...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-21-06 - Published: 6-5-06 - Kenshin
14. Mosquitoes » reviews
Rated for a few bad words... Amusing little drabble. Hilary embarasses Tyson. Read and Laugh. Now multichaptered humory goodness!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 6-5-05 - Tyson G./Takao K. & Hilary/Hiromi T.
15. Back From the Dead » reviews
Sirius Black, as we well know, fell into the mysterious veil. Behind that veil, he was denied Entrance to the Underworld, so where does he go? Tancred Soup High School, of course! Absolutely ancient, and needlessly stated: Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-9-06 - Published: 6-10-04 - Sirius B. - Complete
16. Return to Shambala » reviews
PostMovie:Spoilers Follows Roy, Ed, Al and Noa as they go through life once things settle down...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-18-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.
17. Santa reviews
Charlie explains exactly WHY Santa does not exist. Lighthearted Christmas oneshot. Happy NonDenominational Winter Festival, everyone.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-17-05 - Charlie E. - Complete
18. Red Circle reviews
One possible take on the early morning before 'The Popular Kids'. Oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-05 - Complete
19. Octavia reviews
One of Charlie's old tutors asks him to speak with one of her students about the importance of math. OneShot.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-19-05 - Complete
20. Intelligence Quotient » reviews
A person's intelligence quotient measures thier mental ability against thier peers. Her's is 192. But it takes more than intelligence to be a CSI in Las Vegas... Permanent Hiatus due to Suckage
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 7-18-05 - Complete
21. Color of Rain » reviews
100 words each. EdWinry collection. [Chapter One: Rain][Chapter Two: Watch][Chapter Three: Halfdrabble: Wrench]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 7-8-05
22. Sidelines reviews
Takes place during L.D.S.K., in the hospital E.R. A girl and her brother are in the wrong place at the wrong time and witness a terrifying event. OC P.O.V. OneShot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-2-05 - Complete
23. Bedtime Complaints reviews
Roy and Ed's bedtime complaints. Short and sweet. T cos of a bad word. ::blushblush:: Romanceish.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-23-05 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
24. Mountains reviews
When you help someone up a mountain, you get that much closer to the top yourself. Unknown. Yuki takes a walk and runs into a young boy and tires to help him. How does the 7yearold boy help Yuki in return?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-05 - Yuki S. - Complete
25. Invisible reviews
A nice break from my usual happyending romantic fluff. Liz is unusually quiet, so Tala is sent to check on her. [SemiSongFic Invisible by Clay Aiken]
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-3-05 - Tala - Complete
26. An Education: A Cyborg's Tale reviews
He's a World Champion Beyblader. He's super strong, super fast, and super smart. And he has no idea where babies come from. Prequel to 'An Education'. Rated for 'Educational Content'
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-2-05 - Tala - Complete
27. Sing a song of lovebirds » reviews
...or not. Sanosuke, Kenshin and Yahiko start hearing songs in thier heads. 2 of 4 chapters complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-20-05
28. What You Can Tell reviews
Fairly poetic, I suppose. A look into the later lives of our heros, as viewed by a piano player in a bar. Features the song 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel. Warnings: Mention of Character Death
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-05 - Complete
29. Day on the Ice reviews
Again.. Korimi is to blame for the title. Tala, Kai, Bryan, Ian and Spencer go iceskating... or attempt to at least.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-1-05 - Bryan & Julia - Complete
30. A Moment of the Morning Mundane reviews
Rei wakes up early to train with his son, Korimi shortly thereafter to enjoy the family atmosphere. Short flufflet, a late gift for a friend.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-05 - Ray/Rei K. - Complete
31. An Education reviews
Despite it's educational value: I must rate this PG13 for content. Liz must play teacher to two poor, naive souls... They'll never be the same.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-04 - Kai H. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
32. Just another Day at the Office reviews
Follow Seto through an ordinary day ay the office... [A short insight into the less explored side of the mysterious CEO... MUCH less explored...]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-19-04 - Seto K. - Complete
33. Christmas Innuendo reviews
Tala and Liz are alone in the kitchen... and Kai happens to walk by...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-16-04 - Complete
34. Unrequitted Love reviews
Love is a tricky thing. And Hilary knows. One-shot, humor.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-28-04 - Complete
35. Day at the Mall » reviews
Blame the lame title on Nicole! ahem. Kai, Rei, Catty(OC), and Korimi(OC) go to the mall. But things don't go smoothly, Kai and Rei get hit on, Liz makes comments, and through it all, we must wonder: Why do the Plot Llamas attack meee?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 7-13-04
36. And in the Reverse » reviews
PG13 for blood and stuff... heh... Reverse of the situation on 'Final Words'
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 8-12-04 - Tala - Complete
37. Consequences of the Bishi'sbane's Laboratory reviews
3:00 PM – Livingroom Catty and Korimi were out, leaving Tala, Kai and Rei is the clutches of their worst enemy, the Bishsibane… Liz.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-04 - Complete
38. Bodies reviews
Centered on Bakura songfic to Bodies by Drowning Pool. Bakura finally had his revenge...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-04 - Complete
39. I'm Already There reviews
Eomer writes a letter to his wife in Rohan... [A sweet little bit of fluff, deticated to Ashleychan.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-04 - Eomer - Complete
40. Ginger Snaps » reviews
Kaede speaks with Kagome about her suspicions, and Ginger's mom meets an old enemy, an event which only brings more questions...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-17-04 - Published: 7-22-04
41. Pretty! reviews
Heh... Rei loses a bet... poor Rei... Will he ever find Liz's marshmellows?
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-04 - Complete
42. Benifits of a Thunderstorm reviews
Bakura leaned closer. “My baka hikari is also a coward.” He murmured, smirking. “I, however, am not." [[Ryou Bakura X OC fluffly one-shot. Pure fluff. I mean, PURE fluff. One-hundred percent...]]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-04 - Complete
43. Final Words reviews
Rated for death... Someone commits suicide, and her last words to Tala confuse him, leading to painful consequences... Not nearly as sad as it sounds
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-04 - Complete
44. A Talk Of Love reviews
shakes head at self, mutters:: And here I said I wouldn't do this... Shounenai, BakuraRyou. Ryou asks Bakura something, and the ensuing conversation leads him to things he never thought possible.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-04 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
45. A Peek Into The Bizzare Mind Of Me reviews
Just as the title says, this is a look into my mind through a dream I had. Umm... If you are offended by shounenaiyaoi, or by young people making out, i suggest you NOT read this...Hint of BakuraMarik...sorta...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-04 - Complete
46. Lip Gloss reviews
A mischevious little girl in the park causes problems for Ryou of a most unusual sort. PG13 for minor BakuraRyou shounenai i guess you could call it. RR if you care. rating upped because Ben is a baby
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-04 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
47. For the love of Cheeze Whiz! reviews
Hailey was your average girl, until one day she skipped detention and plunged into a horror far worse... MarySuedom! Total MS, pure humor. Flames welcomed and will be used to incinerate the school and everything in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-28-04
48. The Last Hour reviews
It's thier last hour together... And all Bakura can think about is what if...? NOT shounenai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-04 - Complete
49. Chili Soup » reviews
Kenshin, Sanosuke, and Yahiko are zapped to modern USA, apparently by Kaoru's chili soup. While Maggie is hiding them from her parents, Kaoru must find them... or suffer the consequence! Discontinued, since I forgot what the point was.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 2-15-04 - Complete
50. The Most Dangerous Game » reviews
Yami Bakura, infamous Tomb Robber, is on a cruise. What is on this island that the sailors call Ship Trap Island, why do they speak of it with such fear? Bakura is not quite prepared for what he discovers. based on the short story The Most Dangerous Game
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 4-25-04 - Complete
51. Evading Conversation » reviews
This is a series of six short vignettes, three from Tea's POV, three from Ryou's. RyouTea, fluff. Not quite 'Humor' but they aren't too serious. AU, possible OOC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 12-4-03 - R. Bakura & Anzu M. - Complete
52. Excuse Note » reviews
Well, inspired by staying home from school beacuse I was sick. Short, one-shot, not romance, really, just good-old-humor. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-4-03 - Published: 12-1-03 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
53. YuGiOh Christmas! » reviews
It's Christmas! Tea get's people gifts, Bakura gets a , and Mokuba get's hold of Mistletoe! Funny, fluffy, fun and.... Christmassy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-22-03 - Complete
54. Snape's Funeral reviews
Hilarious. Flat out hilarious. I wrote this for the Fiction Exam on Scribbling Quill, and it was popular enough i decided to post it here. PG for Snape rising from the dead and setting his hair on fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-15-03 - Severus S. - Complete
55. The Ring » reviews
SerenityXRyou Bakura. Has nothing to do with the movie by the same title. Ryou is faced with an unspeakable horror: Yami Bakura singing! He isn't that bad... Discontinued, unless someone really falls in love with it and reviews to say so, lol
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-30-03 - Published: 9-13-03 - Shizuka K. & Yami Bakura - Complete
56. A Day At school? reviews
I wake up and have a weird day at school....? Starring me, the zombiescough I mean students of TSHigh, the Chrachters of Lord of the Rings, gues starring Will Turner and some Zim pics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-1-03 - Complete
57. Motorcycle » reviews
Rating may change, doubtful this story will warrant it though. Hermione's parents are killed, and she gets evicted form her apartment. Who does Albus send to help her? NO DUH, WHO YOU THINK! Needless to day, this has been discontinued due to suckage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-24-03 - Published: 6-20-03 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
58. YuGiOh Easter » reviews
Short and sweet, Mokuba get's sugar high and Seto dyes Easter eggs! Could it get any better? Happy Easter everyone!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-21-03 - Published: 4-19-03 - Complete
59. Blow Up, A Voldemort Story reviews
See what happens when you hide muggle heritage? Hermione is captured, taked prisoner by deatheaters. PG for mention of the Nazis and Hitler, actually kind of funny towards the end! One-Shot, R+R!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-28-03 - Complete
60. Final Resting Place reviews
Just something to tide you over until I update my other LOTR fics. This is about Smaug, and his final resting place. If you haven't read the hobbit it may be confusing as how its related to LOTR, but it is. Please read, it's really pretty good! One-Shot,
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-03 - Complete
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