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Author has written 58 stories for Legend of the Seeker, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Victorious, Now and Then, How I Met Your Mother, Shake It Up!, CSI, Glee, Sherlock Holmes, Grey's Anatomy, Avengers, Warehouse 13, and Modern Family. Check out my blog: http://dontlistentohershescrazy.wordpress.com/ I won't tell you much about me seeing as its the Internet and I'd rather not be stalked, so here's what you might need to know. Ships I Like: For all of those reading my Avengers fics here is the list of Agent Green appearances so far (in no particular order): Agent Green Worrying New Record Date Night? Why Can't I Kill Him? | |||||
1. The Other Agent reviews"Ah, you must be Myka!" Rachel remarks, sparing a smirk filled glance at Helena before pulling the taller woman into a hug. "Uh, yeah, I am." She responds, giving Helena a confused look over the woman's shoulder, "Who are you?"Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-13 - Helena G. W. & Myka B. - Complete2. Forever and Always reviewsInspired by the song by Parachute with the same title. It's fluffy, it's got protectiveness, it's got comfort, it's got about five hours of my life. Please give it a try?Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-13 - Helena G. W. & Myka B. - Complete3. American Tea reviewsSemi crossover with Sanctuary. Someone pays a concerning visit to the warehouse. Who is he? What does he want? How does he know Helena? And what's in New York?Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-13 - Helena G. W. & Myka B.4. Conner's Family » reviewsThis is a story about Conner's family from "Schooled." Told from the point of view of Pam's wife [I haven't decided on her name yet]. Starts off at their first appearance on the show and continues on with their relationship with Cam and Mitchell as well as the rest of the family.Modern Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 12-4-125. This Is Not Part Of The Job reviewsClint gets a bad feeling with Natasha being on a solo mission. Pepper's POV.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete6. PDA reviewsMAJOR Pepper/Tony warning. Pepper and Tony are having a fight about PDA in the office, what will our favorite couple do to help. Horrible summary. Clint/Natasha.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete7. What Do You Think? reviewsAre they married? Are they getting a divorce? It has been a crazy week for Pepper, Tony, Steve and Bruce. Clintasha, and Pepperony.Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-4-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete8. Soul Mates reviewsTony tries to convince Bruce to call Betty after they find out how to control the other guy. Natasha tries to help Bruce out by telling him -and the group- something about herself. Clintasha, Pepper/TonyAvengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-14-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete9. She Wore a Ponytail and Ring » reviewsSara and Gil are together in secret, but troubles arise when someone from Sara's past becomes Cath and Nick's next case. Rated T for a few swear words.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-5-12 - Published: 1-2-12 - Sara S. & Gil G. - Complete10. I Know reviews"I know you don't trust me, I'm no Coulson. But he trusted me enough to tell me of your marriage." Drabble, strongly, as in Hulk strong, hinted Clintasha. Maria Hill is here tooAvengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete11. Real Bullets reviewsNatasha has to proctor the recruits' test. The team sits in an air duct. Natasha is amazing. Yep, that's pretty much it. P.s. I had no idea which genres to put this under so if you're offended tell me which ones you want this under. Hinted Clint/NatashaAvengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-9-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete12. She Fell in Love with Him reviewsHe always thought, if he did fall in love, he would fall in love with one of the acrobats. Clint/Natasha DrabbleAvengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete13. Photos and Funerals reviews"The day was bright as they made their way across the stone littered ground. To some it was a mocking sun, shining in great contrast to their feelings. To others it was a testament to the man they would lay to rest." Or secret revelations and angst at Coulson's funeral.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-13-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete14. Of Lies and Good Luck Charms reviewsThe team talk about what helps get them through missions. Pairings: Clint/Natasha, Pepper/Tony, Jane/Thor, Bruce/Betty, and Steve/Peggy. You'll understand how inside. :Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-12-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete15. You and Me Both reviewsClint's point of view as he watches Natasha attempt to break up with her cover from their mission. The whole team will make an appearance.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-10-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete16. Why Can't I Kill Him? reviews"That sunset was almost as beautiful as you, Natasha." Agent Green spoke trying to be smooth. "You do realize, Agent Green, that you have for all intents and purposes just infiltrated Avenger's Tower and Fury did sign off on me killing any infiltrators." Natasha threatened venom dripping from her words.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-10-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete17. Tragedy or Team Bonding reviews"Your male friend was shot, was he not?" Thor's usually booming voice was lower in his pity. I notice Natasha quickly scan Clint as if Thor was talking about him, and turn to Steve with a raised eyebrow. Team fic.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete18. New Record reviews"You know she can hear you right?" Came Clint's reply, "She's going to kill you if you keep worrying about her." Or the time Natasha gets sent in to the danger alone and the guys can't help but worry.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-10-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete19. Looking Back reviewsPepper could've been angry, could've been hurt after finding out the truth, but watching those two together, whether she was Natasha or Natalie, and he was Clint or Clive, Pepper could see the love. Though their names may be fake, their feelings were not. Or when Pepper thinks back to a lunch she shared with Natasha.Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete20. Exactly reviews"If she wanted Agent Lane dead, we wouldn't find out until we read the eulogy." Or the time Natasha tells Pepper of Clint's annoying stand-in and Steve is appalled. Drabble.Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-10-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete21. Eighth Birthday reviewsThere weren't a lot of things Clint didn't know about his partner, but the things that he didn't know she didn't either.Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-10-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete22. Date Night? reviewsWith Betty and Jane around, what better way to get to know this new side of Thor and Bruce than a team building date night? But is that the only new thing the night will shed light on?Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-10-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete23. Paying the Price reviewsEven Earth's mightiest heroes have to pay for Shawarma. Drabble Hinted Natasha/ClintAvengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-9-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete24. No Better than Stark reviewsJealousy is a horrible thing, or is it? Pairings: Natasha/Clint & Pepper/TonyAvengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-9-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete25. Presents from Fury reviewsWho knew Fury was a romantic? I'm not clear on what a crack!fic is but from the one's I've read I'm guessing this one is teetering on the thin line between normal and crack!fic. No flames, please.Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete26. Pictures Should Burn reviewsTeam fic. The team have a good laugh at Tony's expense when Pepper punishes him by showing the others his baby pictures. But Tony won't go down without a fight. But why can't he find any baby pictures of Natasha?Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-9-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete27. Agent Green reviewsBesides, he decided, with a woman that great he was positive he wouldn't be the only one to fall in love with her. All that really mattered was who she fell in love with in return.Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete28. Loner Liby reviewsWe all know what happened during the battle through the eyes of the team. But what happened on the end of a young blogger known as Loner Liby, who gets to meet the Avengers when they come into her restaurant to eat. What are her thoughts on the team? On Clint/Natasha? Find out now! Pairings: Clint/Natasha & Pepper/TonyAvengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete29. Lunch reviewsClint, Natasha, Bruce, Happy and Steve go to lunch. Stories are told, and laughter flows. A guy tries to hit on Natasha, she gives him some helpful advice. Clint/Natasha established relationship.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete30. Worrying reviewsNatasha must go on a solo mission. There is a bit of jealousy with an original character if you want to see it that way. While Nat's gone, Clint and Pepper talk about worrying. A surprise revelation helps sooth Pepper's worries. Natasha/Clint & Pepper/TonyAvengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete31. Somethings are Worth the Red » reviewsTony and Pepper's daughter comes home from school upset that her friend is being abused. She confides this to Natasha, who along with Clint decide to deal with it. Pepper/Tony and Natasha/Clint established. No violence is shown, I'm not sure how to explain it. This is my first attempt at writing for the Avengers so please be kind. Two-shot. Inspired by the song "Alyssa Lies."Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-16-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete32. Meddling Mothers » reviewsJane stops by for a weekend to visit with her son and his colleagues and misunderstanding occur. Myka gets jealous.Jane works to get Myka and Helena together. P.S. This is my first time writing for any of these characters and I'm still getting used to them, so if some of them are OC I'd like to apologize now. Please Read and Review. This is a two-shot.Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-16-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - Helena G. W. & Myka B. - Complete33. Cutest Couple reviewsYearbooks are wonderful things, but do they tell your secrets? Lets find out! Jade, Cat, Robbie and Andre all went to the same middle school, what could their yearbook possibly uncover? And will this change relationships in the group forever? Starts off Jade/Beck, ends Jade/Andre. Written for DevinMaddox.Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-22-12 - André H. & Jade W. - Complete34. A Picture of Destiny reviewsMark's POV. The Lucky One inspired one shot. Mark warns his newest patient against trying anything with the girl in the picture, because she is someone else's destiny. Sorry for the wrong tagging, it should be fixed by now. Calzona!Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-12 - Mark S. - Complete35. Next Contestant reviewsThis is set in the "Feel Free" universe. Mainly Irik/Wendy but it sets up for my next fic with a more fifty/fifty for the pairings of Tinka/Gunther and Wendy/Irik. I'm not sure how to describe this...so I'll let you read to find out.Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-12 - Tinka H. & Gunther H. - Complete36. Photographs of a Soldier reviewsMark and Callie learn more about Arizona and her brother through both Arizona and an old friend. ' It's like I'm looking from a distance, standing in the background. Everybody's saying he's not coming home now." NOT A SONGFICGrey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-12 - Arizona R. & Callie T. - Complete37. Starring From Afar reviewsJandre one-shot with a bit of Bori but you can probably over look it. Tori and Andre watch the golden couple from afar, with a happy Jandre ending.Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-12 - André H. & Jade W. - Complete38. Of Kisses, Death, and Teacups reviewsA one-shot in which the Watsons have bad timing, and consequently interrupt an Irene/Sherlock moment. All four of them have a talk about Irene and Sherlock's 'deaths'. I'm sorry this summary sucks, but please give it a chance, it's funny and fluffy.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-5-12 - Irene A. & S. Holmes - Complete39. Kissing Practice reviewsAndre's jealous of Sinjin being around Jade, as well as another student being around her. Basically an Andre jealousy one-shot. Jade/Andre and Tori/Beck nothing major, but it is hintedVictorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-12 - André H. & Jade W. - Complete40. Mommy Kryptonite reviewsSara's mom come to the hospital after finding out about her injury. Cath talks to her in the waiting room. GSR shown indirectly. Cath being motherly and thinking about Lindsey. Cath talks with Sara's mom about Sara's past, but doesn't get any specifics.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-12 - Sara S. & Catherine W. - Complete41. Looking Over My Shoulder reviewsEcklie doesn't want Sara working on a case too close to her childhood, for not only his own selfish reasons. The team overhear the consequential fight. GSR is strongly hinted.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-12 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete42. Everyone has a Past » reviewsA ghost from Jade's past, a new member in the group and a jealous Beck...Just an average day in the life of Jade West. 10/22/11: I lost rack of this story, and can't seem to put it back to how I had planned. So, I'm sorry but I'm ending it.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 12-22-10 - Jade W. & Beck O. - Complete43. Feel Free » reviewsWhat if it was all a lie? Tinka and Gunther are runaways from the old country. Her ex wants her back. Secrets rise, pasts are explained, and new light is shown on the events we see in the show. UPDATE: New one-shot "Next Contestant" is my sequel to this. It is mainly Irik/Wendy though.Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-6-12 - Published: 7-25-11 - Tinka H. & Gunther H. - Complete44. Ghosts reviewsAfter a fight with Jade, Beck is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future. They help him understand the relationship between Andre and Jade that he needs to help happen. This summary sucks, but I recommend it.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-30-11 - Jade W. & André H. - Complete45. Zelus Renardii reviewsGrissom's teaching his class in Paris. See how he deals with a disruption, a visitor, nosy students.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-29-11 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete46. Because of You reviewsFirst Glee fanfic, please be kind. Brittany's dad comes to school. Sit back and read how Brittany, Sue, Santana and the rest of Gell react.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-20-11 - Santana L. & Brittany P. - Complete47. My Best Friend Vinny reviewsSara has to deal with her past when a case brings her and the team to a neighboring town of her childhood. Old friends meet new friends, explanations are given. And a dash of silent GSR for flavor.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-11 - Sara S. & Gil G. - Complete48. Terrified reviewsThe first time Beck was ever truly terrified.Victorious - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-16-11 - Beck O. & Jade W. - Complete49. What happens in Fresno reviewsA lawyer brings up Sara's past during cross examination. See what Sara has to say about this unrelated topic, knowing Sara there's something.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-12-11 - Sara S. & Gil G. - Complete50. How to Lose a Guy in Five Minutes reviewsTimes like these Gil wishes his secret relationship wasn't so secret. Nick sets Sara up on a surprise blind date. Watch how she gets out of it.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-28-11 - Sara S. & Gil G. - Complete51. Perfectly Broken » reviewsThe world has hurt them but they survive, holding each other they stay alive.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 7-16-11 - Published: 4-26-10 - Jade W. & Beck O. - Complete52. Of Lasers and Rejections reviewsThe gang gets together for their traditional barbecue dinner. Barney learns that his girlfriend, Robin, was asked out many times that day. Jealousy, Humor, Family, and Love. Robin/BarneyHow I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-11 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete53. What I am Thankful For reviewsThanksgiving, curious kids, confessions, quiet. The gang gets together for an extended vacation. This summary sucks, but please give my story a chance, I'm pretty sure if you love Barney/Robin then you'll like this.How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-11 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete54. A Lying Game » reviewsDenying love is the hardest to survive. It kills both people a little each time. Sam's scared of her feelings for Ryan but could his heart break the walls hers has aligned. Starts after movie.Now and Then - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-20-11 - Published: 8-23-10 - Complete55. Coffee reviewsHow will Beck deal with the green eyed monster. Beck/Jade Tori being a butt head, Cat being a good friend. Some Cat/Robbie. Probably a little OOC.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-25-10 - Jade W. & Beck O. - Complete56. Answers We Hold reviewsDiscover truths, laugh at dares, respect their secrets, understand her cares. Truth or Dare BeckxJade, RobbiexCat and a little TorixAndre.Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-3-10 - Jade W. & Beck O. - Complete57. So Close » reviewsTogether again after years apart, telling the tale of broken hearts, Alice listens as the story starts, helping them listen to their hearts.Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-30-10 - Published: 3-20-10 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete58. For Serenity's Sake » reviewsOld friends from Kahlan's past spark jealousy in Richard. Opposing sides unite and the life of a child hangs in the balance.Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-29-10 - Published: 1-2-10 - Kahlan A. & Richard Cypher R. - Complete