Name: Momo-chan

Interest:swimming biking playin with ma puppy and eating lots of chacolte

Thing that i probably should warn you about: I am a very violent person so if you are one of those types who cant handle aggression then im not for you also i hav a problem withe spelling sooo yea expect that i am probably the most random person u will every here of im serious if you ever hav a conversation with me then you know that i would say something completely random just given you a heads up and i hav this habit of starting things and not finishin em yea so if you see that help a sista and tell me or it will be lost in that dangerous thing of a black hole that i call my mind soo there you hav it cant say i didnt warn ya now can ya...oh yea i forgot i am also a chronic cusser i probably hav one of the most dirtiest and perverted minds in the world well besides ma friends

Fav anime:

1)Naruto
2)Death Note
3)Inuyasha
4)Bleach
5)Wolf's Rain
6)Trinity Blood
7)Blood+
8)Eureka 7
9)Samurai Champloo
10)Black Cat
11)DragonBall Z
12)Fruits Basket
13)Lucky Star
14)Fullmetal Alchemist
15)Furi Kuri
16)Ghost in the Shell
17)Devil May Cry

Fav Characters(of the top 4 cuz i watch them more):

Naruto:

Tobi-cuz he is and always will be a good boy

Sasuke- come on he like has sharingan and fukin chidori and like myself hes now completly bonkers

Kakashi- if you dont like kakashi then ...ur just plain weird and not in the good way

Itachi-as you can clearly see i hav this thing for sharingan and come on he is like the hottest bad boy out there

Hidan-hes just fuckin awsome i mean no1else HAS a 3 bladed scythe do they no they dont and if you say otherwise then YOUR WRONG

Suigetsu- how the hell do you NOT like him HES SUIGETSU FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD

Sakura-yes i will admit utterly useless in the beginning but now would you wanna make her mad and risk losein your face or gettin posined or somethin around there i wouldn't you gotta remember docters always hav the upper hand

Temari-she just kicks ass and may i say just like me in a way

Hinata-she is so sweet talk shit on her and see wat happens your house will be mysteriously covered with eggs

Naruto-believe it bitch altho he can get annoying sometimes

Kiba-he is soo hot and he has a cute doggy he has it all damn it and i mean ALL

Death Note:

L-he is sooo he really shouldnt hav died when he did i cried like i just broke ma favorite game or lost ma Mp3 thats rite i aint got an ipod

Ryuk-he is the most awesome shinigmi in that show i dont care what any of you say

Light-one of the smartest people on there well besides L no1 tops him

Inuyasha:

Kagome- i think she is quite funny especially when she tells inuyasha to sit it amuses me

Songo: she has a huge ass boomerang an her back and she's trained to kill wats there not to like

Inuyasha: dude huge sword that does different things (my fav is adamant barrage) and he's half demon a dog demon at that

Seshomaru:he's hot that all i got oh never mind that he's also the strong silent type it makes him hotter

Bleach:

Urahara:he is awesome nuff said

Ichigo: AWESOME just totally fucking awesome gosh u just dont kno

Orihime:that is one of the sweetest people that i hav seen i wish more people in the world were ilke her *Dramatically cries like Gai*

Chad: that dude can take down a ragin bull aww what the hell ten of em

Hollow Ichigo: if i knew his name id put it but its in a dangerous place and i gotta find it but anywayz he is me i am that psycho yet sophisticated

Oh wow i almost forgot when ever i make a story it will almost always hav an extra character i will list them here and just so you kno i do hav an obsession with twins i don't kno why i just do and i will explain the stuff i made that you dont kno:

Momo Ookami:she is technically me

Age: 15

Looks: charcoal eyes, dark skinned

Hair:black long as in mid back and always in a low ponytail

Parents: Kane, the leader of the wolf clan, Luna

Their animals: Sarge and Mystic

Personalities: Sarge-acts like a drill sergeant hence his name Mystic- is like a caring mother much like her owner

Siblings: Tank, Fang

Clan: Wolf clan

Village:Cloud

Weapons: Huge sword kinda like Zabuza's but its flamed

Clothes:Combat boots, long black jacket that reaches knees,gloves with spikes on the knuckles,red tank-top,black and red camouflage shorts

Build:a normal sized girl,5"5

Element: fire

Fighting Style: tsunade-like strength, uses lots of fire, and fights using beast style

Animal: Savage

Looks: huge black wolf has on a spiked red collar

Personality:well in battle is were he gets his name other than that hes really hyper and nice

Personality:Hot tempered,aggressive, lazy,and on rare occasion nice

Fang Ookami Younger of the twins(Tank)

Age:18

Hair:Black,spiky like naruto's hair

Looks: Clean shaven, brown eyes, thin rimmed glasses, dark skinned, large fangs

Parents:Kane, the leader of the wolf clan, Luna

Their animals: Sarge and Mystic

Personalities: Sarge-acts like a drill sergeant hence his name Mystic- is like a caring mother much like her owner

Siblings: Momo,Tank

Clan:Wolf Clan

Village:Cloud

Weapons:Twin blades that can be joined together by chakra of corse

Clothes:a dark blue sleeveless shirt, long black pants with gold rings goin down the legs,blades on his back,wears black fingerless gloves, combat boots

Build: looks like a body builder,6"1

Element:water

Fighting style: uses his surroundings to figure out the enemies weakness, uses strategy and brute strength also is a medical ninja

Animal:Pablo

Looks:blue wolf white belly has on a black head band with the cloud symbol on it around his neck

Personality:Calm and collected well trained and actually thinks of plans

Personality: Calm, intelligent,really nice,laid-back

Tank Ookami: the older twin (Fang)

Age:18

Hair:Black spiky hair like Fangs but messy

Looks: rugged, 5'o clock shadow, scar on his left eye

Parents: Kane, the leader of the wolf clan, Luna

Their animals: Sarge and Mystic

Personalities: Sarge-acts like a drill sergeant hence his name Mystic- is like a caring mother much like her owner

Siblings: Momo, Fang

Clan: Wolf Clan

Village: Cloud

Weapons:scythe It has a dragon twirling up the handle to the blade

Clothes: Has on a camouflage bandana, green beater, a big thick chain around his neck, camouflage shorts with two chains hanging from it that form an X in the back, Has on brass knuckles

Element: Earth

Build: Looks like a body builder,6"2

Fighting Style: he fights like naruto and kiba mixed into one, also uses a lot of speed and brute strength

Animal: Stone

Looks: Dark brown muscular wolf has braces on his front paws and has on a chain collar

Personality: just like his owner he is quite hyper and protective of his pack

Personality: kinda like naruto and lee's hyphens put into one, not much of an attention span when off missions,very hard to piss off,tends to talk in third person a lot,always expresses his super macho manliness

Jade Shankaze: she is Momo's closest and best friend(?=ill make somethin up later)

Age: 15

Hair: its like Sakura's hair but black at the tips about an inch, reaches waist, its either out or in a ponytail

Looks: kinda like a prep, dark pink eyes

Parents: Oonoki, ?

Siblings: None

Clan: ?

Village: Rock

Weapons: a long gold staff with cherry blossom petals twirling up it

Clothes: Black scort with pink shorts underneath, Black half shirt with pink sleeves, wears the shoes Tsunade wears

Element: Wind

Build: Hinata's body, Sakura's face, 5"4 1/2

Fighting Style: she kinda flirts with her enemy if its male, uses agility and flexibility, is a medical-ninja

Animal: None

Personality: she is kinda flirty and preppy, can get lazy at times,has a temper, and is very intelligent

Things you should know about them:

they will always be connected to either Sasuke or Sakura in some way shape or form

Tank and Jade will always be together unless i un-deem itMomo and Kiba will always be together unless i un-deem it

Fang and Ino will always be together unless i un-deem it

both Fang and Tank guard their sister like she is a priceless artifact

Jade likes to ride on Tanks back and he doesn't mind at all

both Jade and Momo jump on Sasuke and tackle him to the ground

the wolves kno how to do jutsu

Momo has no mercy

The Ookami kids can summon wolves Momo-Kaji Tank-Tsuchi Fang-Mizu

Jade sometimes sits a top Momo's sword when its on her bak

Momo and Jade are known as the Beautifully Demonic Duo

Tank likes pain inflicted on him just warnin u before hand

Wolf Clan

The wolf clan is a clan that is quite aggressive and merciless it is located in the hidden village in the clouds and is controlled by their pack leader Kane Ookami. They are feared,powerful,and very loyal to the Raikage and his people if they find a traitor in their mists then they publicly torture them and then kill them.They are masters at making and using weapons and poisons. They are paired with a wolf at the age of 4 when the wolves are just born and still young. The wolf clan is divided into two parts that is the main house and the subjects of the main house (servants,scribes,basically all the workers). The main house is mainly who ever is in charge of the clan and his family. The main house has a tattoo on the upper right arm of the clan symbol (it looks like a claw mark)surrounded by whatever thier element is. They live a half modern half wild life-style as in they are sophisticated people who live in the forest who hunt for their food as opposed to going to a store.

STORY UPDATES

Yay i got it up wow that took longer then it need to be

Never Knew I Needed-Chapt. 2 is up yay im on a roll

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You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I've HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
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I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
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I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.
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I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
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I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.
I'm from NEW YORK so I MUST BE IN A GANG
If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, then POST THIS!

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QUOTES FROME ME MY SIBLINGS AND MY FRIENDS (beware we hav problems)

"How the hell do ya shoulder fuck somebody?!"

"cory whats one pluse one?" "one one"

"Who the hell got change for a quarter!?" "you know thats impossible right? Please tell me your joking." "I wasn't." Your fukin retarted"

"Welcome to the bitch squad where bitches are welcome"

"head nerd in charge H.N.I.C"

"head bitch in charge H.B.I.C"

"head bitch from hell H.B.F.H"

"A...HOLE"

"OMG she picked up the chair!"

"I will break your fuckin skull u just hav no fuckin idea damn it!"

"Did you call her?" No i sent her christmas presents." Why would you send her christmas presents its March?"

"You know what just go fall in a ditch and die."

"Gargle on ma nuts and bolts!"

"you guys are crazy."

"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK I HATE YOU!"

"you fuking retard."

"ain't no runnin in the game of tag!" "wat the hell that doesn't mak any sense wat do we do if we cant run?" "stand there and take it...LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!!"

ok this quote is compicated bare with me tho imagine playin Naruto Clash of Ninja Revolution 2 now the ppl we where usein were itachi orochimaru kakashi and sasuke orchimaru and itachi are on teams kakashi and sasuke are on teams "OOOOO wat chu gonna do hit me with ur ball of electricity?" "No he can't do that cuz we hav teleportation ha ha!" sasuke charges his chidori itachi and orochimaru scream like little girls"OMG WE ARE GONNA DIE" "SCATTER" "DIIIIIIIIIE" both teleport out of the "wow i can't beleived you missed...U SUCK I AM NEVER BEING ON YOUR TEAM EVER AGAIN" "SHUT UP AT LEAST I DID SOMETHING OTHERE THAN STAND THERE" "first of all kakashi cant be rushed second of all i was busy anyway" "doin wat" "wat kakashi always does i was readin ma book"

"SMITH GOD"

"lee?" "Gai-sensei?" "LEE?" "GAI-SENSEI?" "LEE?!?" "GAI-SENSEI?!?" "LEE!?!?!?!?!?!" "GAI-SENSEI!?!?!?!"

"now i don't kno about you bitchs but im bout ready to fuk up the next son bitch who wants to test my buttons and take ma chocolate CUZ GOD DAMN IT IM TRING TO SAVER THE DAMNIFIED THING SO LET ME EAT MA GOD DAMN MOTHA FUCKIN CHOCOLATE IN SOME GOD DAMN MOTHA FUCKIN PEACE thank you"

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╚╩═╩╝╚╩╝╚╩══╝╚╝╚══╝╚╝ Quotes!

IF YOU SUPPORT SASUSAKU PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

IF YOU LIKE NARUTO COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Chibi Shino, Chibi Kabutos, sasukerules.org, xkawaiichix, CandyCane460,Pachirisu123,autumn4real,tobi-is-an-artist-too

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7,Hanajimaa, BrokenAngel363, Evil-Angel666, gaarasakuralovers, Angelic Sakura Blossom, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha, Pachirisu123,autumn4real,tobi-is-an-artist-too

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile(...i didnt see it there)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(yep you got us we are completely insane)

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (I do the shit all the damn time)

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(i wonder if that counts for multiple)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.(H.B.F.H thats me)

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off

The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.(*long extended sigh* the story of my life)

Check this out...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices,dragongoddess13, XxGoddess AthenaxX(They do the same in South Africa),tobi-is-an-artist-too(ma school is full of people like that)

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks toofucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Fuck actually used to be an acronym. Fornicating Under the Consent of the King. Way back then when people got married, they had to get this little piece of paper to nail to their doors to validate their marriage so they could have sex. - From LizzieStuck91

The End!

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:

Naruto will stop saying believe it.

Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.

Ino will stop being a bitch.

Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.

Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.

Orochimaru will stop being gay.

Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.

Karin and Sasuke will get together.

Karin will stop being a bitch.

Suigetsu will give up water forever.

Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again.

Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.

Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.

Deidara will admit he's really a woman.

Sasori and Sakura will get together.

Gaara will have kids.

Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.

Tobi is in his right state of mind.

Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.

Asuma will stop smoking.

Tsunade will give up gambling.

And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together.

If you agree, copy this into your profile.

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be out ya mind...

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a great 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

Here is a list of things to do at Wal-Mart:

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

I got this from xcolormelovelyx so the credit goes to her not me im just the 1 who stole it :)

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED- i got this from umm ill get bak 2 you on that 1

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

If you are a SasuSaku fan, just freakin' take a look. -

1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – id go psycho bitch on all who had to do with it nd if he went to some1else then i would personaly go find the voice of sasuke in both english nd japanese nd torture them into havein the dude cant really think of his name rite now change it

2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – well thats a real no brainer i herd him compiment her numerus times in his head nd evrytime naruto tried to impress her he did wat ever he did better

3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – i think she should go 2 Sai even tho i personaly dont lik the boy at all i hav no idea why he irks me i didnt say naruto cuz well hinata would be sad nd we cant hav that now can we

4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – i would be so happy word wouldnt nd couldnt describe how happy i was nd will be cuz it will happen

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't and won't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In any order) and answer the questions!

1. Sasuke
2. Kakashi
3. Sakura
4. Temari
5. Gaara
6. Shikamaru
7. Hinata
8. Naruto
9. Itachi
10. Pein(God)
11. Jirya
12. Kiba

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
OMDG do u kno how wrong that would be well i hav no problem with yaio but Shika/Jirya dosent go

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
well ummm yea temari is well no other way 2 put it pretty damn sexy

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
well that cant happen i think well maybe if naruto did sexy jutsu

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes nd it made me cry cuz it ended with him dieing

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
WHY DOES EVERY OLDER MALE WANT SHIKAMARU MY GOD nd no cuz kakashi cant be held dont in a relationship

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
wow just wow neither no offence intended but gaara would die if he went 2 either of them they are inthe akastuki

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
well first i think hinata would scream until every1 was in that room nd slip into a never ending screaming coma awake then ask to change teams cuz she would never look at kiba the same way ever again

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Pein thought that capturing Sakura would lead the Kyuubi vessel to the akastuki but the longer he kept the closer he got to her

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
uhhh yea sure they already kissed so wat the hell

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
The wounded pup nd the Shy butterfly i kno u dont hav to tell me it sux

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
While comeing home from a mission temari stumbles across a certin Uchiha who acts her how to suduce a woman she gladly shows him how nd thing get a bit out of control

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
well yea sasusaku nd the ocasional other parings including Sakura cuz they r a weird group of ppl

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
yea he has a little fun with jirya nd draws in sequence while he is peeping on ppl nd some catching nd the last one is depending on who catches him

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
well yea cuz ummm again my friend r a tad out there

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Pein dosent scream

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
the sailor song by toybox

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: There will be certain language that will be used that isn't ment for the human eye

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
i kno whats under that mask

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

OMG ILL NEVER WRITE PORN AGAIN...AHHHH THEY KISSED IT BURNS US

20) How emo is Seven?

Hinata is not emo just very very very quiet