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| SexySloth |
Author has written 22 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Hello all! There has been a lot of hubub and higglety pigglety about the site cracking down on M rated fics. I am well aware that my account might be deleted. It could happen anytime. It could happen today. If you like my stories, please don't fear. I will be posting them to either Ashwinder or The Petulant Poetess. I may also post them on Deviant Art as well. I hope that this doesn't happen, but it has already happened to one of my favorite authors, so just be warned. IMPORTANT NOTE: For those of you who have patiently waited, wondered, and stuck by the Twilight story A Certain Something, I am afraid that I have to be the bearer of bad news and say that I will no longer be continuing this story. There are many reasons, but none of them would suffice for the loyal readers who have always supported me. Suffice it to say that your reviews and your time has always been appreciated. I know it is never fun to hear that a beloved story is being abandoned...but that is what has come to pass. I will not be putting it up for adoption because, frankly, my work is my work, and if I ever did get the urge to finish it, I want it to be by my hand, not by someone else's, though I'm sure there are many who are quite capable. UPDATE: Magical Power Outage has been translated into French by the wonderful Aesalys! Thanks a million! http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/s/8660673/1/Magical-Power-Outage UPDATE: The Reluctant Invalid has now been translated into Chinese by kiwiking! Thanks a million! http://tieba(dot)baidu(dot)com/p/2206613447 A Little About Me:
UPDATE: I am getting married December 7, 2013!!! Im 4' 11'' tall, and am proud to be a shorty. Trust me, I've heard them all! To keep myself in good shape so that I don't end up as round as I am tall due to my fondness for chocolate biscuits, I enjoy running. Any fellow runners out there, I wear a Brooks Glycerin 9, and am in LOVE. :) I have several Harry Potter fics up on the site, and have happily gotten great response to them, and truthfully right now the muse for HG/SS fics is strong. I have been asked to write other pairings, but sadly the only one I am loyal to is Snape/Hermione. Maybe one day I'll try my hand at something else, but right now it's not in the cards. All my stories are rated M for a reason, and are meant for mature readers only. It is not my responsibility if someone underage is reading my M rated stories. The disclaimers, ratings, and warnings are all plainly there. If you are interested in any of my stories and have questions or comments that don't belong on the review pages, please feel free to PM me! I'll get back to you in as reasonable amount of time as I can. Other than that, if you like my stories, put me on Author Alert/ Story Alert and then you can be the first to take a bite out of the new treats I'll have for you. A special thank you to all who have reviewed any of my stories. The kind words truly make my day. Also...I go by this motto: "Keep Calm and Trust Snape." Cheers! SexySloth | |||||
1. Out of the Darkness » reviewsSeverus finds someone broken and battered in Knockturn Alley. Will he find more than just companionship? Will they both get their happy ending? SS/HG pairing. Don't like, don't read. Mature themes.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,531 - Reviews: 432 - Updated: 6-15-13 - Published: 3-5-12 - Hermione G. & Severus S.2. The Easter Bunny reviewsHippity, hoppity Easter Bunny...Even Hogwarts needs someone to deliver the eggs. SS/HG. Enjoy, and Happy Easter everyone...:)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-31-13 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete3. The Bonus reviewsLife is full of little surprises. Hermione and Severus find out why. SS/HG. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-1-13 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete4. The Reluctant Invalid » reviewsSeverus is feeling a little under the weather. Hermione helps. SS/HG Obviously Also EWE, for everyone's reading pleasure. Rated M for later chapters. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 2-25-13 - Published: 4-16-12 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete5. What Life Gives Us reviewsHarry's devoted his life to find Hermione who was been missing since the war. When he finds her, is it what he was expecting? SS/HG, with a lot of Harry. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-1-13 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete6. The Last Ornament reviewsSeverus and Hermione celebrate their first Christmas together as husband and wife. And a special surprise awaits Severus on the Christmas tree...SS/HG. Happy Holidays!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-29-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete7. What Might Have Been reviews"What happens to a dream deferred?"-Langston Hughes SS/HG EnjoyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-26-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete8. On Duty reviewsThe trials and triblulations of Head of House duty...with a few lemons for tartness! HG/SS! Enjoy. Rated M for eventual Lemons.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-24-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G.9. Don't Forget to Live reviews"It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live." Sometimes, no matter how heartbreaking, one must move on. Hermione and Severus can get through anything. SS/HG.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-21-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete10. Unbelievable reviewsSometimes truth is stranger than fiction. In this one shot, there is more to Severus' life than he ever thought possible. SS/HG...kind of drabble-esque. EWE for your pleasure and mine. :) Enjoy.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-30-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete11. Magical Power Outage reviewsNo magic? No light? What could our two favorite character possibly get up to during a magical power outage in the dungeons? And is anyone really surprised? SS/HG. EWE for your reading pleasure. ENJOY!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-3-12 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete12. Correspondence » reviewsSometimes it is as simple a thing as putting quill to parchment to change a life. Will Severus get a happy ending? Will his life be changed for the better? Read to find out! SS/HG pairing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-18-12 - Published: 7-17-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G.13. Secret Relief » reviewsHermione has many secrets while "camping" out during the war. It all comes out in the end. SSHG pairing. Rated M for a reason!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,671 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 5-27-12 - Published: 1-30-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete14. Rumor Has It reviewsThere are some interesting rumors floating about the school revolving around our favorite Potions Master. What does Hermione have to do with it? Written for MistressSnape87! SS/HG. Rated M. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 3-26-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete15. Found and Lost and Found Again reviewsSometimes we lose things...but life goes on, and happiness can always be reborn. Will Severus and Hermione be able to survive a devastating blow in their life? SS/HG. Mature themes. Rated M to be safe. :Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-25-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete16. Forbidden RePosted » reviewsThis is the same story that was posted a few days ago, but had to be re-posted due to site difficulties. Severus is having forbidden feelings for one of his best students. But does she return those feelings? SSHG. Don't like, don't read. EWE?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,831 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 3-8-12 - Published: 2-1-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete17. A Certain Something » reviewsEdward signs up for the military in WWII just a day after Pearl Harbor...without telling his family or his girlfriend Bella. Can they stay together during this very difficult time in the world? Lemons!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,071 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-5-12 - Published: 1-3-10 - Edward & Bella18. Stuck on You reviewsAn unfortunate misplaced charm puts Professor Hermione Granger, Spells Mistress and Charms teacher and fellow colleague Professor Snape in a rather...awkward position. Whatever shall they do? SS/HG. Don't like, don't read!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-22-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete19. Another? » reviewsSurprised are in store for the Potions Master, his lovely wife...and their growing family. SSHG...Epilogue...what epilogue?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 1-31-12 - Published: 9-12-11 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete20. The Potions Professor reviewsThe first years have it coming to them. What would a first potions lesson be without the indomitable, formiddable Professor Snape? Is all what it seems? HGSS paring!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-9-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete21. I'd Rather Be Your Wife reviewsAfter a trying day in the classroom, Severus shows his wife that being a bat in the dungeons isn't all bad... SSHG pairing, obviously doesn't follow...well...any of the books. :p Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-4-11 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete22. I Woke Up In Your Arms Today reviewsA look into the lives of two people who belong to each other completely. HGSSHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-3-11 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
