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Books Worth Reading (In my opinion):

Harry Potter series by J.K.Rowling

Lord of the Rings series (and anything by J.R.R. Tolkien)

Hollow Kingdom Trilogy by Clare B. Dunkle

Wicked Lovely series by Melissa Marr

Earthsea Trilogy by Ursula K. Le Guin

Anything and everything by Gail Carson Levine

Various Quotes by Various People

Being a writer means stopping in the middle of a great session because the cat just threw up. Clare Dunkle

Being a writer means working alone, so there is no one around to tell you how great that last sentence was—but you have no qualms about doing it yourself. Clare Dunkle

Being a writer means chewing gum while you write dialog because otherwise your lips will move and people walking by will think you’re a moron. Clare Dunkle

If someone says there are a million stars, people believe them. If they say a bench has wet paint, people have to touch it. Not sure...

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. Samuel Goldwyn

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives! They're loose!"

Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise your voice!

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with in 'Accordance with the Prophecy.'

Skip down the hall rather than walk
and see how many looks you get.

Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

Sing along at the opera.

Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you have a headache.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'

And write on everyone!