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| JedediahForeverMD |
Author has written 38 stories for Night at the Museum, Harry Potter, Sleeping Beauty, Twilight, Indiana Jones, Cats, and Jaws. Hi. My name is EJ, I'm 15, I moved from the UK when I was almost 9, I still get made fun of for my British accent just like kindergarten, I have the best boyfriend in the world and he's super sweet, I enjoy to act and read other people's sneezefics, and I looooove to write. This is my YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/JedediahForeverMD?feature=mhee I play piano on the computer programme Synthesia and I'm pretty damn good, if I do say so myself. :D I hope you enjoy my stories. I'm the type of girl who writes about a movie/novel/etc. the way I wanted to hear/see it, so I'm big on OOC and sometimes (but rarely) AU. If you don't understand the story or a particular character, PM me and I'll fill you in. All my original characters (you'll know which ones are original if you read my stories) are copyrighted (yes, I'm serious, they are) and if you steal them...you will pay. >:-D You have been warned. I am now co-writing with my friend Saga Tillstrom, so be sure to check out her work. (http://www.fanfiction.net/~Siaren) Also, there is another author who is basically the reason I am on this site, so please also visit their profile at http://www.fanfiction.net/~dragonpearlz. Love, JedediahForeverMD (I'm known on the site as Jed, hahahah) P.S.: Sorry about my story Typical (I deleted it), but I was having acute writer's block due to an event at my school that has been gearing up for over a year, and well...it's been insane here in the vast universe that is my mind. I'll post another story as soon as I can. P.P.S./Update: I also want to apologize for the rather large extended absence I have taken. I totally lied in either "Pass or Fail?" or "If At First You Don't Succeed" when I said that I'd be posting a lot of stories. My life is pretty insane, and I wanted to post, but I just could. Not. Find. The. Time. Please don't unsubscribe (or whatever it is on FF) or hate me. I mean, you can if you want... :'( but I would be sad... :'( And 'Party Like a Human' was such a sorry excuse for a fic. I swear to God I'll be back soon. Very soon... ~Peace~ An author's greatest strength is their weakness. ~You say Twilight ~You say Owen Wilson If FanFiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, petrelli heiress, Lara-Van, queenoftheoutlands, HMemma546, Detective E. 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If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK, cherryblossom429, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, DanichT02, Kakifuarika, cherryblossomdream, BrightAngel3,Mysterymuffin, Meh111, JedediahForeverMD If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, copy & paste this onto your profile. Pick the stereotype that fits you and put it in bold. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. In Remembrance of Severus Snape A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor without all the red and gold crap In Remeberance of Lily Potter Who died to protect her son she made the ulimate sacrifice to make the world a safer place she'll always remain in our hearts In Remembrance of Fred Weasley Who fought bravely to the very end And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half And will loyally await his soul mate and brother with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory Who died before his time and will be remembered for his bravery In Rememberance of Sirius Black The black sheep in his family he died laughing at the hands of his cousin he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life the way he did in Azkaban and on the run In Remembrance of Dobby Who was more free and full of love than any elf, and most humans In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin the last real Marauder who was not just a wonderful father a incredible husband and brave hero as well as a freaking awesome werewolf In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks who died for ‘the greater good’ and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive and scared the crap out of some kids too In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore whose past and wisdom confused us whose seeming betrayal shocked us but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra She deserved everything she got and more In Remembrance of Colin Creevey who we really didn’t know too well but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war so he must’ve done something good besides stalking Harry In Remembrance of Hedwig Harry actual first friend who lived and died SOARING | |||||||||
1. Cat Eye reviewsI'm baaack! :D AU, sneezefic. Anneliese Jewett meets Harry Potter outside of Ollivander's, and that basically starts it all off. Mainly because of a fact that no one really seems to pay attention to. Let's just say Hagrid won't be shaking Annie's hand anytime soon. And...when the two sit together on the train to Hogwarts, a lost toad means true love for our Animalia.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-12 - Rubeus H. & OC2. If At First You Don't Succeed »*Sequel to 'Pass or Fail'* Amanda, having expected this for over a year, finally hears Brody's whistle and rushes to his aid. What she didn't expect was what she'd have to endure in order to pass her test for the Senior Witches of the British Empire.Jaws - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,136 - Updated: 6-17-11 - Published: 6-15-11 - Complete3. Pass or Fail? »Amanda has to take her test in order to become a Senior Witch of the British Empire. In order to pass, she has to enter a portal into the movie JAWS and change something that happened. What will she change? Who will be affected? Rated T for mild language.Jaws - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,857 - Updated: 6-14-11 - Published: 6-9-11 - Complete4. The Biggest Mystery Ever II »Ree and Misto must be freed from Macavity's prison, and that persistent cold must be cured. Quite a few familiar faces appear to help them out.Cats - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,990 - Published: 5-30-11 - Complete5. The Biggest Mystery Ever » reviews*SEE DISCLAIMER* Misto is sick, and Tugger's long-lost daughter Mystery, or 'Ree', is coming to live with him. This magical mayhem could really screw this up... Rated T for safety.Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-22-11 - Published: 5-14-11 - Rum Tum Tugger & Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete6. Tied to the Whipping Post »A gentle German 'lieben' and a feisty Marblehead native pull Maddie and the gang into a Holocaust horror. Disclaimer: I have nothing against Jewish people - as with Sursouq, I am merely attesting to the time period, which is during World War II.Crossover - Indiana Jones & Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,639 - Published: 3-19-11 - Complete7. Redemption for a Reason »Maddie is still unbelievably angry with Indiana for Jed's death. Here's how Indy gets her to forgive him. Different POVs throughout the story; hints are given. Rated T for content. R&R as always please!Crossover - Indiana Jones & Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,721 - Published: 2-24-11 - Complete8. Before the Beginning » reviewsThis is a re-telling of 'A New Exhibit' in Madison's first-person. I felt that she needed to tell the story.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-119. Partner in Time »Emily's been captured by Lord Voldemort...what will happen when Maddie is forced to partner Indy to save her? Warning: Rated T for language.Crossover - Indiana Jones & Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,800 - Published: 1-30-1110. Grecian Pride »Irina, or Iró, is definitely not expecting Indiana Jones to appear seconds after her fantasies about him and help her fight off a giant snake, team up with a fourteen-year-old vampiric witch in order to save Sallah and to get rid of Indiana's...problem.Crossover - Indiana Jones & Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,589 - Published: 1-7-11 - Complete11. The Lucius Story »Lucius Malfoy weighs his fatherly instincts against his position as Lord Voldemort's Favourite Death Eater. Watch for cameos...Crossover - Harry Potter & Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,819 - Published: 12-30-10 - Lucius M. - Complete12. Jacob's Thoughts reviewsJust a one-shot in BD about what Jacob thinks is most important in the fight against the Volturi.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-10 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete13. Off the Beaten Path »Emily Jackson, or E.J., leaves her home in Hatfield to go see a couple of friends, but gets sidetracked and ends up doing what she does best. The story is 10x better than the summary, as is always. Rated T for language. R&R as usual pleaseHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,840 - Updated: 12-5-10 - Published: 11-26-10 - Scorpius M. - Complete14. Handicapped Assistance » reviewsMadison's blind friend Kay Lee Carter comes to the museum and asks for her help to find her older brother Fabian. The whole gang travels to Salem, Massachusetts, and finds not one, but two prisoners to bring back to New York. Rated T for language. R&R plzNight at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 11-1-10 - Complete15. First Step reviewsOctavia can finally walk! Short but sweet. R&R please!Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-10 - Complete16. Awakening » reviewsWill the potion work? Final in the "Madison's First Fail" Trilogy.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-26-10 - Published: 10-23-10 - Complete17. Death of a Hero » reviewsFor the first time ever, Madison Daniels has failed a mission. But someone else is determined to complete it for her. Second in the "Madison's First Fail" Trilogy.Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-22-10 - Published: 10-11-10 - Complete18. There's A Light Sneeze Today » reviewsSomeone snuck into the Museum of Natural History and planted dust traps all over the place! Sounds like they're pretty desperate for a story. First in the "Madison's First Fail" Trilogy.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-9-10 - Published: 9-12-10 - Complete19. Triple Threat » reviewsWith the help of a new friend, Madison and Czieleigh keep the museum safe from Aro & Caius. Rated T for mild language. Includes Spanish and Latin as well as English. R&R please.Crossover - Twilight & Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-12-10 - Published: 9-4-10 - Complete20. Around the World in 80 Minutes » reviewsMadison, Jed, and Octavius have been abducted by Cecil, Kahmunrah, and Lord Kelvin! Czieleigh teams up with Phileas Fogg, Monique La Roche, and Passepartout to scour the world to find them. Much sneezing included, and some French, Latin, and Italian.Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-10 - Complete21. Reverse the Curse » reviewsMadison's been cursed! Gee, who's behind it...oh yeah, Sursouq could have something to do with it. Jedediah, Czieleigh, Octavius, and most of the Wizarding world unite against Sursouq and his army to reclaim the life of Madison Daniels. R&R please!Crossover - Harry Potter & Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-19-10 - Published: 8-12-10 - Complete22. That Day » reviewsIt's Czieleigh and Octavius's turn to take home that little bundle of joy. Rated T for references made throughout the story.Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-10 - Complete23. Vouch for the Volturi » reviewsMadison sends Jed, Octavius, and the girls off to hide with her human friend so she can fight off the Volturi from killing off all the other exhibits. Rated T for references made in the third and fourth chapters.Crossover - Twilight & Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-10 - Aro - Complete24. CraZay reviewsAnother prequel; this one follows "Outcry". Real story to follow next.Crossover - Harry Potter & Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-10 - Complete25. Outcry » reviewsMadison exchanges letters with her friends in the Wizarding world, needing assistance in figuring out what's wrong with Czieleigh. This is one of two prequels; the next is called "Cra-Zay". The full story will follow in "Vouch for the Volturi".Crossover - Harry Potter & Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-10 - Complete26. Expect the Expected » reviewsCzieleigh gets assistance from a mysterious Irina Rose, and Octavius finds a wife. Epically romantic and kind of mushy.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-10 - Complete27. Octavius's Diary » reviewsThis is Octavius's diary from March/April/May 2005 when Madison's arm was wounded. Rated T for safety.Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 6-25-10 - Octavius G. - Complete28. Machete Madness » reviewsWhen Madison comes home from a year of school in Florida, Jedediah is furious because he didn't know where she was. He doesn't handle his rage very well... Rated T for safety.Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-10 - Complete29. Cassandra's Tale » reviewsMadison and Jed have finally adopted a child - an exquisite nine-year-old female vampire named Cassandra. This is her story. Short but sweet.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-24-10 - Published: 6-20-10 - Complete30. Quest for the Party » reviewsJedediah and Octavius begin their quest for the mysterious Czieleigh. Rated T for safety. Surprise ending! R&R pleaseNight at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-10 - Complete31. Birthday Surprise » reviewsOn Jed's birthday, there's a terrible accident that renders Madison completely helpless. Jed and Octavius don't have that much time to save her... Rated T for safety. Sequel will be longer. R&R pleaseNight at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-10 - Complete32. SOV: Save Our Vampire » reviewsJed, Octavius, Cambrius, and Quinn do all they can to save Madison from the evil witch Maleficent. Epic and suspenseful.Crossover - Sleeping Beauty & Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-15-10 - Published: 6-14-10 - Maleficent - Complete33. Indefinite Absence » reviewsWhen the right-hand men of Octavius and Jedediah go missing, who will be blamed? And who will be..."thrown out" of the argument? Epic and short, but the sequel will be longer, I promise.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-10 - Complete34. Return of the Beginner » reviewsIn addition to being hit with bewitched fire by Kahmunrah, Madison has been kidnapped by the evil vampire Sursouq! Jedediah and Octavius call on Larry and three of Madison's Hogwartian acquaintances to help save Maddie from the city dungeons. HP/NatMCrossover - Harry Potter & Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-10 - Complete35. Stay » reviewsJed's and Octavius's fight over Madison turns into Maddie's fight for life. Different points of view depending on the chapter. Very epic and suspenseful. And short.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-10 - Complete36. Don't Stop and Smell the Roses » reviewsJust as the Smithsonians are transferred to be on display in New York, allergy season hits. With Jedediah sneezing up a storm, and Octavius by her side yet in constant danger, Madison will have a lot of work to do...Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-10 - Complete37. NRPS » reviewsNon-Reversible Perpetual Sneezing Spell - drastic, and there's no known cure. What happens when it hits Jedediah right in the face when he and Octavius are taking a drive? Madison Daniels works her magic once again in this epic tale. Warning: Descriptive.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-10 - Published: 6-7-10 - Complete38. A New Exhibit » reviewsMaddie Daniels and Jedediah Smith had once been good friends in 1816 Connecticut. When she returns to the Museum of Natural History as a vampire 194 years later, an unexpected tragedy could rip her and Jed apart forever. Short but suspenseful.Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-10 - Complete
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