Author has written 38 stories for Night at the Museum, Harry Potter, Sleeping Beauty, Twilight, Indiana Jones, Cats, and Jaws.
Hi. My name is EJ, I'm 15, I moved from the UK when I was almost 9, I still get made fun of for my British accent just like kindergarten, I have the best boyfriend in the world and he's super sweet, I enjoy to act and read other people's sneezefics, and I looooove to write.
This is my YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/JedediahForeverMD?feature=mhee I play piano on the computer programme Synthesia and I'm pretty damn good, if I do say so myself. :D
I hope you enjoy my stories. I'm the type of girl who writes about a movie/novel/etc. the way I wanted to hear/see it, so I'm big on OOC and sometimes (but rarely) AU. If you don't understand the story or a particular character, PM me and I'll fill you in.
All my original characters (you'll know which ones are original if you read my stories) are copyrighted (yes, I'm serious, they are) and if you steal them...you will pay. >:-D You have been warned.
I am now co-writing with my friend Saga Tillstrom, so be sure to check out her work. (http://www.fanfiction.net/~Siaren) Also, there is another author who is basically the reason I am on this site, so please also visit their profile at http://www.fanfiction.net/~dragonpearlz.
JedediahForeverMD (I'm known on the site as Jed, hahahah)
P.S.: Sorry about my story Typical (I deleted it), but I was having acute writer's block due to an event at my school that has been gearing up for over a year, and well...it's been insane here in the vast universe that is my mind. I'll post another story as soon as I can.
P.P.S./Update: I also want to apologize for the rather large extended absence I have taken. I totally lied in either "Pass or Fail?" or "If At First You Don't Succeed" when I said that I'd be posting a lot of stories. My life is pretty insane, and I wanted to post, but I just could. Not. Find. The. Time. Please don't unsubscribe (or whatever it is on FF) or hate me. I mean, you can if you want... :'( but I would be sad... :'( And 'Party Like a Human' was such a sorry excuse for a fic. I swear to God I'll be back soon. Very soon...
An author's greatest strength is their weakness.
~You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
~You say vampires
I say wizards
~You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
~You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
~You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
~You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Rupert Grint is AMAZING!
~You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
~You say Edward
I'll say Harry
~You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter
I say nothing because I'm too busy beating you up
~You say Owen Wilson
I say Jedediah
~You say Ben Stiller
I say Larry
~You say Steve Coogan
I say Octavius
~You say wax
I say big deal
~You say sunset
I say hello to Rexy
~You say sunrise
I say Oh th-it...
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm PSYCHIC, so I MUST be a money-stealing phony.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with HOMOSEXUALS, so I must be one too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in or used to be in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like and/or don't mind BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like/mind YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have (a) FAN CHARACTER(S), so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE."
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I wear LONG SLEEVES, so I MUST be EMO and cut myself.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like/don't mind FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm in LOVE, so I MUST be having sex.
In Remembrance of Severus Snape A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor without all the red and gold crap In Remeberance of Lily Potter Who died to protect her son she made the ulimate sacrifice to make the world a safer place she'll always remain in our hearts In Remembrance of Fred Weasley Who fought bravely to the very end And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half And will loyally await his soul mate and brother with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory Who died before his time and will be remembered for his bravery In Rememberance of Sirius Black The black sheep in his family he died laughing at the hands of his cousin he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life the way he did in Azkaban and on the run In Remembrance of Dobby Who was more free and full of love than any elf, and most humans In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin the last real Marauder who was not just a wonderful father a incredible husband and brave hero as well as a freaking awesome werewolf In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks who died for ‘the greater good’ and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive and scared the crap out of some kids too In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore whose past and wisdom confused us whose seeming betrayal shocked us but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra She deserved everything she got and more In Remembrance of Colin Creevey who we really didn’t know too well but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war so he must’ve done something good besides stalking Harry In Remembrance of Hedwig Harry actual first friend who lived and died SOARING