...You will keep me close and rain will make the flowers grow...
Les Miserables.

Hello.

I am Catherine, a seventeen year old daydreamer living in England with my mum and dad. I’m currently in year thirteen in secondary school studying English Literature, English Language and Drama so apologies if I’m not updating as much as I should or would like to.

Favourite Books. The Halo Trilogy, Thirteen Reasons Why, Exit Pursued by a Badger, The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, The Bloody Chamber, A Great and Terrible Beauty, The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Matched Trilogy, Revolution, A Pure Swift Cry, You Against Me, The Kite Runner, The Great Gatsby, Rime of the Aincent Mariner, Ophelia, Lady Macbeth's Daughter, Life on the Refrigerator Door, To Kill A Mockingbird, Wicked, Metamorphosis, The Time Traveller's Wife, Something Written in the State of Denmark, Beautiful, The Harry Potter Series, Beside Myself, Frankenstein ...

Favourite Movies. Les Miserables, The Lion King, Oliver, West Side Story, The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, The Hunger Games, The Great Gatsby, The Time Traveller's Wife, The Harry Potter Series, Avatar, Up, Spirited Away, Edward Scissorhands, The Kings Speech, Slumdog Millionaire, Titanic, Little Miss Sunshine ...

Favourite Musicals. Billy Elliot, Blood Brothers, Chicago, Fame, Hairspray, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, Legally Blonde, Les Miserables, The Lion King, Oliver, Phantom of the Opera, Shockheaded Peter, South Pacific, Starlight Express, Sunset Boulevard, We Will Rock You, West Side Story, Wicked ...

Favourite Plays. Talking Heads, Hamlet, Macbeth, The Libertine, The Crucible ...

Favourite TV Shows and TV Dramas. Spies of Warsaw, Allo Allo!, The Friday / Sunday Night Project, Beaver Falls, The Jonathan Ross Show, Modern Family, Single Father, United, Kidnapped, Downton Abbey, The Culture Show, Britain & Ireland / America's Next Top Model, Loose Women ...

Favourite Music. Adele, Aiden Grimshaw, Alfie Boe, Avril Lavigne, Birdy, Busted, The Cab, Florence and the Machine, Clare Maguire, Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, Ellie Goulding, Sheytoons, Elton John, Emili Sande, Fun, Gabrielle Aplin, Glee, Go:Audio, The Hoosiers, Jessie J, Kaiser Cheifs, Kate Nash, Mat Kearney, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Keane, Kids in Glass Houses, Lady Gaga, Lenny Kravitz, Lilly Allen, Lissie, Little Mix, LMFAO, Madness, The Maine, Maroon 5, Matt Cardle, Michael Buble, Michael Jackson, MIKA, Mumford and Sons, Oasis, One Night Only, Owl City, P!nk, Paloma Faith, Panic! at the Disco, Parachute, Paramore, Pixie Lott, The Pretty Reckless, Queen, Ramin, Robbie Williams, Scissor Sisters, Scouting for Girls, The Script, Simple Plan, Snow Patrol, Superchick, Swedish House Mafia, Take That, Taylor Swift, Train, Vanessa Carlton, The Wombats ...

I know this is completely pointless and will probably annoy a few of you, but I have a thing for these fill these out things so yeah, if you fancy knowing a bit more about me what applies to me is in bold J.

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST BE * them all.
I TAKE [or used to take] ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.
My hair get’s GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be conceited snob.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I’m a TEENAGE MUM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore.
I’m INTELIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I like to READ, so I MUST have a lot of free time.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be and over controlling *
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I like COMPETITIVE DANCING, so I MUST be stuck up.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be an emo.
I’m a FEMENIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

Copy and Paste If ...

If you have more than 100 books in your room.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool.
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life.

If you’ve ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious.
If your first and/or second favourite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater.
If you have ever read past two in the morning.
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites.
If you’re against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery and animal testing)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp or all of the above.
If you have your own little world.
If you love Fanfiction.net.
[“I’m bringing sexy back...”] If you didn’t even know sexy was gone.
If you’ve ever been in an awkward situation.
If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile.
If you’re guilty of doing a random accent.
If you are the kind of person that get’s really excited when you get like two reviews.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves.
If you are so obsessed with musical theatre you randomly start quoting it.
If you are a theatre geek.
If you live for that moment when the curtain goes up.

NEWS.

19th January 2013
Thanks for dropping by and thank you for anyone who stuck with me during my writing hiatus, I don’t want to go into detail on here about why I stopped in the first place but I had a very tough time last year and I needed to take a bit of break, just so I could get myself back on track.