| easternepiphany |
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Community, and Parks and Recreation. All work also found here: http://www.prologuize.livejournal.com or here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/easternepiphany | |||||||
1. Keeping All My Cards Up On the Shelf reviewsOr: Jeff, Britta, and the Year of Secret Sex: A Case StudyCommunity - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-13 - Jeff W. & Britta P. - Complete2. Into the Last of the Great Sunrises reviewsJeff did terrible, unspeakable things for this moment where he could sit on Britta's couch and have his life together again. And Abed was wrong. Companion piece to I Heard the Streets Were Paved with Gold.Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-13 - Complete3. The Reasons All Have Run Away (But the Feeling Never Did)AU: Ann kisses Tom instead of Chris during "The Master Plan." And things... well, they don't really change, although Ann somehow becomes Pawnee's resident relationship expert. Featuring: Tom/Lucy, Chris/Ann, Ron/Wendy, Ben/Leslie, and Andy/AprilParks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,482 - Published: 12-5-12 - Ann P. & Tom H. - Complete4. Big Deal reviewsOkay, listen to me. You are not that big of a deal, do you understand? You have bad posture. When you do too many push-ups it looks like you have boobs. The tile in your bathroom is tacky. You were emotionally closed off in bed to the point where one time I didn't come up because I couldn't find close enough parking. You have an unusually high butt crack!Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-12 - Britta P. & Jeff W. - Complete5. Hypnotized and Trying Hard reviews"Well," Tom says, standing up, "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but movies make it seem fun because the maid of honor always goes home with the best man."Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-12 - Ann P. & Tom H. - Complete6. Slow Emergency reviewsShirley doesn't make it back to the study room on time. Jeff and Britta get married. Jeff is a bit neurotic about the whole thing.Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-5-12 - Jeff W. & Britta P. - Complete7. I Heard the Streets Were Paved with Gold reviews"Jeff, I know you don't believe in the darkest timeline but that's where we are. I've been working on the algorithm to get us to the prime timeline and we need Annie's help to do so. We're going to break her out of the mental hospital and she's going to be a second constable and we're going to reclaim our rightful places."Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,108 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-12 - Complete8. Show Me the Side Streets in Your Life reviewsBut Ann makes bad decisions about men. And Tom, for as long as she's known him, has made bad decisions about women. Maybe this whole relationship is a bad decision that they made because they don't know how to do anything else.Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-26-12 - Ann P. & Tom H. - Complete9. causing a scene reviewsFive times Jeff and Britta have sex during their junior year at Greendale.Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-12 - Jeff W. & Britta P. - Complete10. Don't Get Me Wrong, Dear reviewsBritta spends the summer after her first year at Greendale in New York City.Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-12 - Britta P. - Complete11. White Houses reviews"Sorry, Rose. But you know this just confirms our greatness, right? I've never seen anyone destroy a house like this before."Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-4-10 - Emmett & Rosalie - Complete