Jeff did terrible, unspeakable things for this moment where he could sit on Britta's couch and have his life together again. And Abed was wrong. Companion piece to I Heard the Streets Were Paved with Gold.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-13 - Complete
AU: Ann kisses Tom instead of Chris during "The Master Plan." And things... well, they don't really change, although Ann somehow becomes Pawnee's resident relationship expert. Featuring: Tom/Lucy, Chris/Ann, Ron/Wendy, Ben/Leslie, and Andy/April
Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,482 - Published: 12-5-12 - Ann P. & Tom H. - Complete
Okay, listen to me. You are not that big of a deal, do you understand? You have bad posture. When you do too many push-ups it looks like you have boobs. The tile in your bathroom is tacky. You were emotionally closed off in bed to the point where one time I didn't come up because I couldn't find close enough parking. You have an unusually high butt crack!
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-12 - Britta P. & Jeff W. - Complete
"Jeff, I know you don't believe in the darkest timeline but that's where we are. I've been working on the algorithm to get us to the prime timeline and we need Annie's help to do so. We're going to break her out of the mental hospital and she's going to be a second constable and we're going to reclaim our rightful places."
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,108 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-12 - Complete
But Ann makes bad decisions about men. And Tom, for as long as she's known him, has made bad decisions about women. Maybe this whole relationship is a bad decision that they made because they don't know how to do anything else.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-26-12 - Ann P. & Tom H. - Complete