I can be a lot of things, but what I choose to be is most important;

And I've chosen to be who I am...

Which is not all put together yet, but pretty damn cool anyway.

I spend most of my time on The Rock (better known as RPR)

Which can be found up under General forums.

You're perfectly welcomed to drop by. We won't bite.

Too much.

I'll say that I am a decent writer and I will tell you that I have different sides to me.

Like a-well a um... a box. A very interesting box. (See how clever I am?)

I only need to be opened or stared at a long time, ya know?

That's when something magical happens.

I think.

Anyway, here I iz. Take me, leave me, or come get me.

Just don't hurt me.

Or I'll kill you.

No seriously. I mean it. I'll mentally fuck you over.

Remember that.

-RIP