Author has written 25 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Death Note, Vampire Diaries, Smallville, Giver, Immortals series, Alyson Noel, Glee, Lord of the Flies, Doctor Who, Thor, Catcher in the Rye, White Collar, Sherlock, Supernatural, Amazing Spiez!/SpieZ! Nouvelle Génération, Torchwood, and Rise of the Guardians.

Name: Emily

Age: 16

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Listening to Music

Favourite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji

Favourite Books: Harry Potter Series, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Immortals, The Hobbit, Darren Shan Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Inheritance Cycle, Sookie Stackhouse Series,

Favourite Movies: Harry Potter (ALL), Prince Caspian, Excalibur, The Land that Time Forgot, Time Bandits, Titanic, Inception, Brave, Rise of the Guardians, The Hobbit

Favourite T.V Series: Vampire Diaries, Numb3rs, NCIS, House, Supernatural, Smallville, Outsourced, Merlin, Doctor Who, Robin Hood BBC, Sherlock, Bones, Firefly

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"You know how most animes have a love triangle? Well this one has a flow chart..." -anime club leader about Code Geass 2/9/11

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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92, EnvysMistress

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, psychoticKisshu, BakurasLoyalServant, mystickitsune92, EnvysMistress

If Robert Pattinson stood at the top edge of the Empire State Building, 90% of the teen populating in America would be crying. 9% would take out their lawn chairs, grab a bucket of popcorn, and yell, "JUMP!!!". If you would be the 1% who pushes him off the building saying "Sorry, you took too long!", copy and paste this into your profile.

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Some Fun Quotes:

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I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it

I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect...so I’m BETTER THEN YOU

Stupidity killed the cat; curiosity was blamed

Smile. It confuses people

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this

When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Do you have an off button?

Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

If you refuse to believe that the Harry Potter pairings revealed after the end of the series are true, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever noticed that when you put a mark between the E and the R in THERAPIST you get THE/RAPIST? If you have, copy this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I didn't lie--I was writing fiction in my mouth. (Homer Simpson)

Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Jesus saves. Allah forgives. C'thulu thinks you'd make a good sandwich.

Save a cow, eat a vegatarian.

I fish therefore I am.

WORK HARDER!!! Millions on welfare depend on you... :)

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Bushisms(or Bush quotes.) If this offends anyone I'm sorry, but I just think Bush isn't a great president, I don't really hate him, but he his kinda... mistake prone. I personally thinks he's a rather funny man( when he says stupid stuff). So, without further ado(or boredom by moi), some hilarious quotes by our funniest president to date.

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." (but aren't you supposed to be ruling a democray...)

"Our nation must come together to unite." (nope, we have to split apart.)

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."(ummm, isn't that kinda hard to do, or do you have super extendable ears? ])

"They want the federal goverment to control Social Security like it's some sort of federal program."(okay, maybe the speech writer should be fired.)

"She's a west-Texas girl, just like me."(okay, he's talking about some business assciates wife, who's from Texas, I just didn't know that he was a girl)

"It's your money, you paid for it."(okay, if we paid for it, that would make it someone else's money, not ours.)

"War's a dangerous place."(nope, it's a magical forest filled with bunnies and tea, and cookies.)

"During these last few months, I've been trained by Al Quida"(well, that would certainly explain the lack of catching certain terrorists...)

"I call upon all nations to to do whatever they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you, now watch this drive."(ummm, that would sorta defeat the purpose of looking for the terrorists, but dude concentrate on the reporter, not your golf score!)

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him standing there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.