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Author has written 20 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Roman Dirge, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, House of Night, Vampire Knight, Hunger Games, Homestuck, and Beetlejuice. "Three, two, one, fuck you." "Darling, dearest, dead." "Chicken master..." Smile! Rxe hates you! I quit. Find me on ArchiveofourOwn: I'm SagittariusPrincess Mi name is Jade Buttiful Princess Sparkle Twili- No, it's Roxie Rex. Roxanne Rex. Roxanne Jane Rex. Call me Roxie, though. Seriously, bro, this new zodiac is killing me... slowly and painfully. Apparently, I'm a Sagittarius now! LONG LIVE THE CENTAURS! The Hellsing Hater= The Next Tara Gillesbie I am totes the biggest Equestra Gurl EVER... okay, not really. My stories for fanfiction are not meant to be troll-fics. I'll write more later. Anime is the only thing I can draw and get six faves in one day on deviantART on 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe , Hyperactivley Bored , Gem W , Bara-Minamino , Yavie Aelinel , Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak , Shadow929 , SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin , The Komodo Dragon Phoenix , Bust_A_Groover , Tecna , Triggonseed , The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi , Kikyouhater118 , Midnight-angel-of-darkness adngo714 , cyber-porygon , the aku dragon of light , PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo , bleachrules1314 , KivaEmber , Norty lil angel , AYUMU10, Lycrea, M.S., Bella In The Abyss, TheFeaturedCreature Information about Me Name: Janet Catherine (Jacie) K. Rex (I go by Janet/Rxe Rex)(I actually have an even longer name.) Age: 17 Sex: Female (A man wouldn't be caught dead with a name like Janet) Righty or Lefty: Lefty Favorite Book(s): A Series of Unfortunate Events Ghost Hunt Hellsing Percy Jackson and the Olympians Ghost Girl Anything Chris Hart Lenore!The Cute Little Dead Girl Edgar Allan Poe (FOREVERMORE!) Monster Hunter At Large Bleach Vampire Knight Chibi Vampire Favorite Movie(s): Corpse Bride Sleepy Hollow The original Friday the 13th series Dracula Frankenstein Favorite Shows: Lenore! The Cute Little Dead Girl Beeltejuice! The Animated Series The Marvelous Misadventures of Emo Erik Dead Ed South Park The Simpsons Twilight Zone (Old School one) Favorite Artists/Band(s): Rob Zombie Bauhaus The Cure(Not anymore... they kinda stink) Creature Feature (Is my life) Emilie Autumn Voltaire Clockwork Dolls I LOVE Creature Feature, if you do too, paste this on your profile Favorite Qoutes: "A Dirge for her the doubld dead! That she died so young!"- Edgar Allan Poe "You mediocre dunces!"- Professor 'McGoogle' "You'll dig us like a grave."- Creature Feature " Curtis: Hey, have you checked your my-suh space? Erik: 'My-suh Space' Curtis: Yeah, I'm speaking in tongues."- Curtis Rx & Erik X "Fishies go pook-pook-pook!"- Lenore "Grandma's cookies..."- Spongebob "OMGZLRULS"- Nettie Necrophilia "Defy fate. Reanimate."- Curtis Rx "Man hugs are beautiful because they express love in a man hugging way." -Me on a coffee rush "I've been to places you've only seen in dreams, but they might've been nightmares of worlds in between"- Curtis Rx "I like dying!"- Nettie Necrophilia For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works: 1. Open your library (itunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.) 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press Play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5.When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.. Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title 1. Opening Credits: Creature Feature- House of Myth (Man... my house is kind of creepy... wait, I live in an apartment) 2.Waking up: Eurythmics- Sweet Dreams (I just woke up... great song, actually) 3. First Day of College: Creature Feature- Such Horrible Things (You can obviously tell I'm going to kill everyone and burn the college down) 4.Falling in Love: Bauhaus- She's In Parties (I guess it's ok... not what I wanted though) 5. Kiss Scene: Creature Feature- Aim for the Head (What the hell? There's going to be a zombie apocalypse while I kiss someone?) 6. Fight Song: Creature Feature- Buried Alive (Even though it's an Edgar Allan Poe tribute, it is pretty fast paced) 7. Breaking Up: Jonathan Coulton- Creepy Doll (Ok, like WTF?) 8. Graduating College: Creature Feature- Grave Robbers at Large( I love you Creature Feature, your songs are just wonderful for graduating college) 9. Big Break: Cascada- Evacuate the Dance Floor (I would go to a dance club when I got my big break.. and I am a horrible dancer) 10. Mental Breakdown: Creature Feature- Look to the Skies (They're Coming to Take Me Away would've been better) 11. Driving Song: Edward Maya- Stereo Love (I don't even like this song!) 12. Flashback: Creature Feature- Six Foot Deep (That's actually a great flashback song!) 13: Getting back together: Creature Feature- Bound and Gagged (Seriously? I hate to take my boyfriend hostage?) 14.Wedding: Bon Jovi- Living on a Prayer (That's actually a pretty cool song for a wedding) 15. Birth of Child: Curtis Rx- Rise Lazarus Rise (Well... it is a new life) 16. Paying Dues: Creature Feature- To Serve Man (I want to eat my credit cards?) 17. Moment of Triumph:Emily Browning- Sweet Dreams (I like Sucker Punch) 18. Final Battle: Creature Feature- A Gorey Demise (Hahaha! Everyone else dies!) 19. Death Scene: Midnight Syndicate- Fallen Grandeur (All my freaking songs were made for my death scene) 20. Funeral Scene: Creature Feature- Death of a Doll Maker (So I became a doll maker and died) End Credit: Lenore- Nox Arcana (Very relaxing song, actually Haha! Ranting with Curt and Rxe time! NANANANA Okz... I absolutely HATE 'Marked'. It makes me sick and I've had to take a shit three times today because of it. The only thing that could save me was Creature Feature(AGAIN)... I am the person who is shunned by others Who is despised by her mother I am the person who sees past society. I am unique. I am me. I am a rebel. Alternate Names: 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rxeizzle(Curtis! LOLZ!) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Sasquatcg 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Catherine Valencia 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rexrxela 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Black Coffee(LOLZIE!) 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Xxcenae 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lizzie 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Claret 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Fuse 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Skull I am not a bad girl even if I do bad things, very bad things, such horrible things. If you're as excited as I am over the Rufus Rex album, copy and paste this. Just do it Um... I'll be putting Ragamuffin and Lenore on temp. haitius... just sayin... :"D HEY! Do you have a song that you think can make me cry? Only a couple of songs have ever made me cry... I'm listenin' to one of them right now. 1. Put your iPod on shuffle 2. For each question, hit the next button to get your answer 3. You must write the answer no matter how stupid it sounds! Q. What is your motto? A. A Gorey Demise- Creature Feature (Hehe! I'm an Edward Gorey fan anyway, so whatever!) Q. What do your friends think of you? A. She's In Parties- Bauhaus (OMGEE! I love this song!I totally love this song!) Q. What do you think about very often? A. Evacuate the Dance Floor- Cascada (What the hell? I think about death, not dance floors! Q. What is 22? A. Music Box- Nox Arcana (Um... I can explain, Mrs. Smith) Q. What do you think of your best friend? A. Such Horrible Things- Creature Feature (Why do I find this song completely suitable for Nettie Necrophilia) Q. What do you think about the person you like? A. Bananaphone (WHUT?! I think he's a WHUT?) Q. What is your life story? A. Grave Robbers at Large- Creature Feature (WHY?! WHY?!) Q. What do you want to be when you grow up? A. To Serve Man- Creature Feature (I wanna be a musician, not a chef! CURTIS RX, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!) Q. What do you think when you see the person you like? A. Bound and Gagged- Creature Feature (NO! I don't want to hurt him dat way!) Q. What do your parents think of you? A. Look to the Skies- Creature Feature (My mother thinks I have a body snatcher? COOL!) Q. What will you dance to at your wedding? A. All the Right Moves- One Republic (Really? YEAH!) Q. What will they play at your funeral? A. Six Foot Deep- Creature Feature (Wow. That is soo suitable) Q. What is your hobby/intrest? A. Rise Lazarus Rise- Curtis Rx (Amazing, I'm a necrophiliac necromancer) Q. What is your biggest secret? A. Living on a Prayer- Bon Jovi (That is so friggin weird, but amazing at the same time) Q. What Do You think of your friends? A. Aim for the Head- Creature Feature (I wanna shoot Nettie? SWEET!) Q. What's the worst thing that could happen? A. Lenore- Nox Arcana (Wow, losing a person you loved and was taken by another person is really, truly sad) Q. How will you die? A. The Greatest Show Unearthed- Creature Feature (Wow, I wanna die in an evil carnival!) Q. What is the one thing you will regret? A. House of Myth- Creature Feature (Wow... that's such a creepy ass song) Q. What makes you laugh? A. Sweet Dreams- Emily Browning (Sweet dreams, indeed) Q. What makes you cry? A. Buried Alive- Creature Feature (NO! E.A. Poe makes me HAPPY) Q. Will you ever get married? A. Fallen Grandeur- Midnight Syndicate (Does that mean yes, or no?) Q. What scares you the most? A. Creepy Doll- Jonathan Coulton (The funny thing is, I live with LDD's and creepy antique dolls) Q. Does anyone like you? A. Death of a Doll Maker- Creature Feature (Why not?!) Q. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? A. Sweet Dreams- Eurythmics (WTF?!) Q. What hurts right now? A Stereo Love- Edward Maya (You're right, this song DOES hurt!) Q. What will you post this as? A. Corpse in My Bed- Creature Feature (LOLZ) "I like Halloween, you like Halloween, everyone except fucking Bozo likes Halloween"- Me on our drummer, Bozo I have problems, so do you! I like goth music? Have a problem with it? Ok, go eat chicken! I AM OBSESSED WITH EVERYTHING HOMESTUCK... YES! Your Godly Parent is... ZEUS You like being in charge. You like plane rides Total: 1 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Total: 5 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. Total: 6 DEMETER You own a garden. Total: 4 ARES You often start fights. Total: 5 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. Total: 8 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. Total: 5 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. (I Total: 3 HEPHAESTUS (Equius, is dis u?) You have a way with tools. Total: 0 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. Total: 1 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. Total: 5 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. Total: 0 Daughter of Athena, mothertruckers! | |||||||
1. My NettieMortal » reviewsNettie just wanted to be a normal sea troll princess, but with Dualscar and Dumbledore both competing for her love, what will happen? Who will she give her heart to? Will there ever be any peace at Hogwarts? Read and find out!1111111Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-10-12 - Published: 9-2-12 - Albus D. & Orphaner Duelscar2. A Christian Reads: Brewdening Luv » reviewsPoop flying in the sky, buses causing the apocalypse, and Edward sounding like beer? Sounds like a nice fanfiction to me. Let's comment.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-31-12 - Published: 6-1-12 - Edward3. Ghetto Guy Reads Imma Wiserd » reviewsIn which, I comment on the infamous Imma Wiserd pretending to be a ghetto guy. Enjoy and review.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 11-19-11 - Harry P.4. Canaries In a Cage » reviewsEridan never wanted Sollux to spend a week at his house. He hated him. But hate is simply another form of love, they say, and Eridan's feelings slowly begin to change. So sad he's already engaged. Victorianstuck and HumanstuckHomestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-24-12 - Published: 6-1-12 - Eridan A. & Sollux C. - Complete5. Hunger'But best of all, she would never feel that cold and cruel hunger.' Ladies and gentlemen, let the Thirteenth Hunger Games begin.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Published: 5-8-126. Bring Me to Life » reviewsMy parody of 'My Immortal'. I did it all Tara Gillesbie style. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 8-5-11 - Severus S.7. Lenore and Ragamuffin do America » reviewsWhat happens when you put a couple of rockstar hitchhikers, an RV, and Lenore and Ragamuffin together? Utter insanity and chaosRoman Dirge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-9-12 - Published: 8-1-11 - Complete8. I'm Not Okay, I Promise » reviewsIn the Tara Gillesbie style, I present my parody troll fic. Luce is a pureblood witch who has Kaname Kuran, Ichigo Kurosaki, and Vampire Potter fighting over her. It's a curse being beautiful.Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-7-12 - Published: 12-19-11 - Harry P. & Kaname9. The Other Girl reviewsNo matter how hard she tried, Ruka would always be the outsider looking in. 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And there's only one person who can withstand such an autratious story. Elizabeth, bride of RagamuffinHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-14-11 - Published: 9-13-1114. A Goth Reads Forbiden Fruits: The Temptation » reviewsI read Forbiden Fruits and comment on it! YAY! It's my third installment of 'A Goth Reads a Troll fic'Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-10-11 - Published: 8-3-11 - Edward15. House of Myth I Mean Night » reviewsA parody of the worst book I have ever read. HahaHouse of Night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-26-11 - Published: 8-14-1116. The Waltz of the Dead » reviewsKlaus Baudelaire is in a mental institution. No one knows what happened to him. Except his nurse. Memories of the past keep haunting him. Is he really insane?Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-5-11 - Published: 8-4-11 - Klaus B. & Fiona17. The Toilet Saga: Toilet reviewsBenita Swan is in love with Damien Cullen. But Damien's world is much different than Benita thinks. In this Twilight spoof, there will be love, drugs, and Justin Bieber getting shot.Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-6-11 - Bella & Edward18. My Father, King of the Underworld reviewsWhen Lenore is transported into Hades, via the magical powers of McDonalds, she meets Hades, her father. But when Hades insists on ruining her love life, Lenore wishes she had never met him.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-11 - Hades & Luke C.19. The Adventures of Sparkle Boy and Goth Girl reviewsEdward Cullen just moved to a new town. When he meets Lydia, things don't go right. Get ready for burrito throwing, Goth girls, a llama, and Homer Simpson's SPIDER PIG!Crossover - Twilight & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-11 - Edward & Lydia D.20. A Love Poem for a Broken Heart reviewsSilena's poem to Beckendorf.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-11 - C. Beckendorf & Silena B. - Complete