Author has written 20 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Roman Dirge, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, House of Night, Vampire Knight, Hunger Games, Homestuck, and Beetlejuice.
"Three, two, one, fuck you."
"Darling, dearest, dead."
Smile! Rxe hates you!
I quit. Find me on ArchiveofourOwn: I'm SagittariusPrincess
Mi name is Jade Buttiful Princess Sparkle Twili- No, it's Roxie Rex. Roxanne Rex. Roxanne Jane Rex. Call me Roxie, though.
Seriously, bro, this new zodiac is killing me... slowly and painfully. Apparently, I'm a Sagittarius now! LONG LIVE THE CENTAURS!
The Hellsing Hater= The Next Tara Gillesbie
I am totes the biggest Equestra Gurl EVER... okay, not really.
My stories for fanfiction are not meant to be troll-fics.
I'll write more later.
Anime is the only thing I can draw and get six faves in one day on deviantART on
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe , Hyperactivley Bored , Gem W , Bara-Minamino , Yavie Aelinel , Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak , Shadow929 , SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin , The Komodo Dragon Phoenix , Bust_A_Groover , Tecna , Triggonseed , The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi , Kikyouhater118 , Midnight-angel-of-darkness adngo714 , cyber-porygon , the aku dragon of light , PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo , bleachrules1314 , KivaEmber , Norty lil angel , AYUMU10, Lycrea, M.S., Bella In The Abyss, TheFeaturedCreature
Information about Me
Name: Janet Catherine (Jacie) K. Rex (I go by Janet/Rxe Rex)(I actually have an even longer name.)
Sex: Female (A man wouldn't be caught dead with a name like Janet)
Righty or Lefty: Lefty
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Anything Chris Hart
Lenore!The Cute Little Dead Girl
Edgar Allan Poe (FOREVERMORE!)
Monster Hunter At Large
The original Friday the 13th series
Lenore! The Cute Little Dead Girl
Beeltejuice! The Animated Series
The Marvelous Misadventures of Emo Erik
Twilight Zone (Old School one)
The Cure(Not anymore... they kinda stink)
Creature Feature (Is my life)
I LOVE Creature Feature, if you do too, paste this on your profile
"A Dirge for her the doubld dead! That she died so young!"- Edgar Allan Poe
"You mediocre dunces!"- Professor 'McGoogle'
"You'll dig us like a grave."- Creature Feature
" Curtis: Hey, have you checked your my-suh space?
Erik: 'My-suh Space'
Curtis: Yeah, I'm speaking in tongues."- Curtis Rx & Erik X
"Fishies go pook-pook-pook!"- Lenore
"Grandma's cookies..."- Spongebob
"OMGZLRULS"- Nettie Necrophilia
"Defy fate. Reanimate."- Curtis Rx
"Man hugs are beautiful because they express love in a man hugging way." -Me on a coffee rush
"I've been to places you've only seen in dreams, but they might've been nightmares of worlds in between"- Curtis Rx
"I like dying!"- Nettie Necrophilia
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (itunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5.When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title
1. Opening Credits: Creature Feature- House of Myth (Man... my house is kind of creepy... wait, I live in an apartment)
2.Waking up: Eurythmics- Sweet Dreams (I just woke up... great song, actually)
3. First Day of College: Creature Feature- Such Horrible Things (You can obviously tell I'm going to kill everyone and burn the college down)
4.Falling in Love: Bauhaus- She's In Parties (I guess it's ok... not what I wanted though)
5. Kiss Scene: Creature Feature- Aim for the Head (What the hell? There's going to be a zombie apocalypse while I kiss someone?)
6. Fight Song: Creature Feature- Buried Alive (Even though it's an Edgar Allan Poe tribute, it is pretty fast paced)
7. Breaking Up: Jonathan Coulton- Creepy Doll (Ok, like WTF?)
8. Graduating College: Creature Feature- Grave Robbers at Large( I love you Creature Feature, your songs are just wonderful for graduating college)
9. Big Break: Cascada- Evacuate the Dance Floor (I would go to a dance club when I got my big break.. and I am a horrible dancer)
10. Mental Breakdown: Creature Feature- Look to the Skies (They're Coming to Take Me Away would've been better)
11. Driving Song: Edward Maya- Stereo Love (I don't even like this song!)
12. Flashback: Creature Feature- Six Foot Deep (That's actually a great flashback song!)
13: Getting back together: Creature Feature- Bound and Gagged (Seriously? I hate to take my boyfriend hostage?)
14.Wedding: Bon Jovi- Living on a Prayer (That's actually a pretty cool song for a wedding)
15. Birth of Child: Curtis Rx- Rise Lazarus Rise (Well... it is a new life)
16. Paying Dues: Creature Feature- To Serve Man (I want to eat my credit cards?)
17. Moment of Triumph:Emily Browning- Sweet Dreams (I like Sucker Punch)
18. Final Battle: Creature Feature- A Gorey Demise (Hahaha! Everyone else dies!)
19. Death Scene: Midnight Syndicate- Fallen Grandeur (All my freaking songs were made for my death scene)
20. Funeral Scene: Creature Feature- Death of a Doll Maker (So I became a doll maker and died)
End Credit: Lenore- Nox Arcana (Very relaxing song, actually
Haha! Ranting with Curt and Rxe time! NANANANA
Okz... I absolutely HATE 'Marked'. It makes me sick and I've had to take a shit three times today because of it. The only thing that could save me was Creature Feature(AGAIN)...
I am the person who is shunned by others
Who is despised by her mother
I am the person who sees past society.
I am unique. I am me. I am a rebel.
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rxeizzle(Curtis! LOLZ!)
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Sasquatcg
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Catherine Valencia
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rexrxela
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Black Coffee(LOLZIE!)
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Xxcenae
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lizzie
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Claret
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Fuse
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Skull
I am not a bad girl even if I do bad things, very bad things, such horrible things.
If you're as excited as I am over the Rufus Rex album, copy and paste this. Just do it
Um... I'll be putting Ragamuffin and Lenore on temp. haitius... just sayin... :"D
HEY! Do you have a song that you think can make me cry? Only a couple of songs have ever made me cry... I'm listenin' to one of them right now.
1. Put your iPod on shuffle
2. For each question, hit the next button to get your answer
3. You must write the answer no matter how stupid it sounds!
Q. What is your motto?
A. A Gorey Demise- Creature Feature (Hehe! I'm an Edward Gorey fan anyway, so whatever!)
Q. What do your friends think of you?
A. She's In Parties- Bauhaus (OMGEE! I love this song!I totally love this song!)
Q. What do you think about very often?
A. Evacuate the Dance Floor- Cascada (What the hell? I think about death, not dance floors!
Q. What is 22?
A. Music Box- Nox Arcana (Um... I can explain, Mrs. Smith)
Q. What do you think of your best friend?
A. Such Horrible Things- Creature Feature (Why do I find this song completely suitable for Nettie Necrophilia)
Q. What do you think about the person you like?
A. Bananaphone (WHUT?! I think he's a WHUT?)
Q. What is your life story?
A. Grave Robbers at Large- Creature Feature (WHY?! WHY?!)
Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. To Serve Man- Creature Feature (I wanna be a musician, not a chef! CURTIS RX, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!)
Q. What do you think when you see the person you like?
A. Bound and Gagged- Creature Feature (NO! I don't want to hurt him dat way!)
Q. What do your parents think of you?
A. Look to the Skies- Creature Feature (My mother thinks I have a body snatcher? COOL!)
Q. What will you dance to at your wedding?
A. All the Right Moves- One Republic (Really? YEAH!)
Q. What will they play at your funeral?
A. Six Foot Deep- Creature Feature (Wow. That is soo suitable)
Q. What is your hobby/intrest?
A. Rise Lazarus Rise- Curtis Rx (Amazing, I'm a necrophiliac necromancer)
Q. What is your biggest secret?
A. Living on a Prayer- Bon Jovi (That is so friggin weird, but amazing at the same time)
Q. What Do You think of your friends?
A. Aim for the Head- Creature Feature (I wanna shoot Nettie? SWEET!)
Q. What's the worst thing that could happen?
A. Lenore- Nox Arcana (Wow, losing a person you loved and was taken by another person is really, truly sad)
Q. How will you die?
A. The Greatest Show Unearthed- Creature Feature (Wow, I wanna die in an evil carnival!)
Q. What is the one thing you will regret?
A. House of Myth- Creature Feature (Wow... that's such a creepy ass song)
Q. What makes you laugh?
A. Sweet Dreams- Emily Browning (Sweet dreams, indeed)
Q. What makes you cry?
A. Buried Alive- Creature Feature (NO! E.A. Poe makes me HAPPY)
Q. Will you ever get married?
A. Fallen Grandeur- Midnight Syndicate (Does that mean yes, or no?)
Q. What scares you the most?
A. Creepy Doll- Jonathan Coulton (The funny thing is, I live with LDD's and creepy antique dolls)
Q. Does anyone like you?
A. Death of a Doll Maker- Creature Feature (Why not?!)
Q. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
A. Sweet Dreams- Eurythmics (WTF?!)
Q. What hurts right now?
A Stereo Love- Edward Maya (You're right, this song DOES hurt!)
Q. What will you post this as?
A. Corpse in My Bed- Creature Feature (LOLZ)
"I like Halloween, you like Halloween, everyone except fucking Bozo likes Halloween"- Me on our drummer, Bozo
I have problems, so do you!
I like goth music? Have a problem with it? Ok, go eat chicken!
I AM OBSESSED WITH EVERYTHING HOMESTUCK...
Your Godly Parent is...
You like being in charge.
You like plane rides
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. (I
HEPHAESTUS (Equius, is dis u?)
You have a way with tools.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
Daughter of Athena, mothertruckers!
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