Author has written 22 stories for Fallout, Fable, Harry Potter, Alice, 2009, Legend of Zelda, Dragon Age, Assassin's Creed, Left 4 Dead, inFAMOUS, Vampire: The Masquerade, Elder Scroll series, BioShock, Mass Effect, and Far Cry.
Funny/Odd things said by me and my friends:
I walk up, where Caitlyn is touching Tippetts nose*
Me: So how was your day?
Tippett: Im scared of lesbians.
Me: I dont get why your obsessed with the boots.
Copy and Paste thingies:
If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy this onto your profile.
If your pet thinks you are its personal resting place, copy this onto your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...
If when you were little, you thought the washing machine shaking was a monster about to eat you, copy this onto your profile.
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