Robert DeWarren
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since: 01-09-10, id: 2211207, Profile Updated: 07-05-10
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for Fallout, Fable, Harry Potter, Alice, 2009, Legend of Zelda, Dragon Age, Assassin's Creed, Left 4 Dead, inFAMOUS, Vampire: The Masquerade, Elder Scroll series, BioShock, Mass Effect, and Far Cry.

Funny/Odd things said by me and my friends:

I walk up, where Caitlyn is touching Tippetts nose*
Me: What are you doing?
Caitlyn: Touching her nose.
Me: Why?
Caitlyn: Because its soft.

Me: So how was your day?
Olivia: Me, Meaghan, Ben, and Luke divided up the world between us last period.
Me: Alrighty then.

Tippett: Im scared of lesbians.
Me: Huh?
Tippett: They scare me!
Me: Tippett, you do know that your a girl, right?
Tippett: Yeah.
Me: So you have nothing to worry about from any homosexual people. Lesbians cant force themselves onto you, and gay guys dont want to. Im a guy, Im the one who has a right to be scared of homosexuality.
(Im sure Ill get flamed for that conversation, but I couldnt leave it out.)

Me: I dont get why your obsessed with the boots.
Olivia: Because their cuuuute
Me:...
Olivia:...
Me: Is this girl logic?
Olivia: Uh-huh!
Me: Alright then.

Copy and Paste thingies:

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy this onto your profile.

If your pet thinks you are its personal resting place, copy this onto your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

If when you were little, you thought the washing machine shaking was a monster about to eat you, copy this onto your profile.


1. After the Sarcophagus reviews
Post-VTMB -SPOILERS- After the death of Sebastian LaCroix, another Prince takes his place thinking to make his name by bringing over L.A. for the Camarilla. Is he really prepared for the two heroes of the Anarchs? Malkavian!PC and Gangrel!PC
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-13 - Malkavian & Gangrel
2. The Definition of Insanity reviews
A different view on the origins and madness of Vaas and Jason
Far Cry - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-13 - Complete
3. Elite Soldiers
A short look into one of the missions of the multiplayer characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Published: 6-1-12 - Complete
4. The Arbiters reviews
Why was there only Little Sisters? Simple. Because with Little Brothers there was... Complications with the integration of ADAM. Follow the story of one of these now grown-up Little Brothers as he works to earn his freedom.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-12 - Eleanor L. & Delta
5. Reunited » reviews
**VTMB fic! Spoilers!** After telling Heather to leave for her own safety, Uther regrets her absence. As soon as he is able to, he finds her and brings her back to him. What new adventures await the couple?
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 7-30-11
6. Defeat of the Evaluator reviews
When the three strongest Guild leaders-the Archmage, the Harbinger, and the Listener- find out how close the Thalmor are to their goal, they take drastic action.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-11 - Complete
7. Just a Harmless Little Girl reviews
*Spoilers for Dark Brotherhood* When sweet, innocent little Babette meets a new Recruit
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-24-11 - Complete
8. The Darkspawn Commander » reviews
After the Warden Commander sides with the Architect to fight the Mother, the First Warden decides he is a traitor.Seeking shelter with his new allies, everything changes when a young woman is captured by his darkspawn. Surana/Morrigan Surana-OC friendship
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-23-11 - Published: 11-3-10 - Surana & Morrigan
9. Resolutions reviews
**SPOILERS** After activating the RFI and sacrificing himself, Cole gets some closure from freinds and foe in the next life. Cole/Trish Cole/Ku Cole-Nix friendship.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-8-11 - Cole MacGrath & Kessler - Complete
10. A Hammer and a Sparrow reviews
A little oneshot showing some comraderie and a fight between two of our favorite Fable characters. Had this written ages ago but had some issues with the uploader
Fable - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-11 - Hammer & Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
11. Clouded Origins » reviews
A tale of how the templars known as The Harlequin, the Hellaquin, the Doctor, and the Prowler came to be some of the most feared people in the world.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 3-20-11 - Published: 11-24-10 - Harlequin & Prowler
12. Way down South in Dixie reviews
When the survivors' fates grow even grimmer, an old man with a tired voice stays strong.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-11 - Ellis - Complete
13. Too much Darkness reviews
When the task of single-handedly staving off an ancient power proves to be too much to survive, how does a Hero spend his last moments? Warning: Sad
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-19-10 - unknown 4 & Ben Finn - Complete
14. Life of the Harlequin reviews
When a group of Assassins track down a hopeless Templar, they receive a horrible surprise.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-10 - Complete
15. What is it you want? reviews
Who knew the hardest question Sparrow was ever asked would be after everything was over and done with?
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-10 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone & Theresa - Complete
16. The Bloodcrafter » reviews
When a corrupt king takes over Ferelden, the Warden Commander takes up arms against him. But when his first attempt to unseat the monarch fails, what happens?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-10 - Published: 9-12-10 - Surana & Morrigan
17. Midna Returns reviews
The Royal Advisor tries to understand what is wrong with his Princess. Companion piece to Greetings and Goodbyes at Twilight.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-10 - Midna & Link - Complete
18. Greetings and Goodbyes of Twilight reviews
Long after Midna leaves the realm of light, Link remembers her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-10 - Link & Midna - Complete
19. Reminiscent of Friends Past reviews
During spring cleaning, Alice finds a box of Hatter's momentos from past times.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-13-10 - Hatter & Mad March - Complete
20. Good Advice from a Stranger reviews
Where Albus gives some much needed advice to a worried first year
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-10 - Albus S. P. - Complete
21. Hammering Out a Wedding reviews
When Hammer meets the perfect man for her, she agrees to marry him. HammerxOC Hammer-Sparrow freindship
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-10 - Hammer & Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
22. Thoughts of Trust reviews
The lone wanderer is thinking of life, trust, and freindship. Oneshot.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-10 - Complete