| Runt Thunderbelch |
Author has written 31 stories for Casablanca, Mummy, South Park, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Incredibles, Misc. Movies, Total Recall, 1990, Last Action Hero, Star Wars, Discworld, Big Bang Theory, and StarTrek: The Original Series. Me: An American ex-pat, living on a far-away tropical island. THUNDERBELCHES: Most Popular: Rules for Being Captain Jack Sparrow Biggest Surprise: Grandpa Incredible Biggest Disappointment: We're Off to See the Wizard, a South Park Musical. Most Fun: Swashbuckling Best Review Received: Vena the Raven-Haired: Tomb Raider. Most "I Always Wanted to Do That": Fact: Buried beneath Los Angeles is a multi-million dollar treasure which kills anyone who gets near it. I was able to include it as a central aspect of Last Action Girlfriend. Greatest Writing Frenzy: 6 DiscWorld stories, totaling 57,201 words in just the 7 weeks between 9-18-11 and 11-6-11. COMPLETED STORIES (BY CATEGORY):
... Rules for Being Captain Jack Sparrow ... Seaman Jack Sparrow ... Back from the Dead, Yo Ho Yo Ho ... Captain Jack Sparrow Must Die ... The Greatest Love of Captain Jack Sparrow ... Raid on Nassautown ... The Sins of Captain Jack Sparrow ... Captain Jack Sparrow on the Virtues of a Married Woman ... POTC: Finding Johnny Depp DiscWorld: ... Something Winged this Way Comes ... The Count of Monte Gribeau ... Stealing Time ... Vena the Raven-Haired, Tomb Raider ... The De Quirm Code ... Ali Badhboi and the 39 Thieves ... The Interment Net ... The Hogfather and the Patrician ... Miss Susan's Hogwatch Schwarzenegger: ... Recall Unreality ... Last Action Girlfriend Harry Potter & Star Wars: ... Star Wands ...Hogwarts, an Alternative History
... Grandpa Incredible ... Boss Hogg
... Return from the Valley of the Dead South Park: ... Off to See the Wizard, a South Park Musical Casablanca: ... The Lady is a Spy Earth Girls are Easy: ... Earth Girls are 2 Easy Removed Stories: "Swashbuckling" I've cannibalized this story for use in an original novel I'm writing. "Is He in Hell, That Demmed Elusive Pimpernel?" I doubt I'll ever finish it. | |||||||
1. Boss Hogg reviewsAfter Ensign Chekov is pressed into service as a bartender, he gets some really terrifying news. One shot.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-12 - P. Chekov2. Dr Sheldon Cooper Rocks Out reviewsHaving lost out on a badly-needed research grant, Sheldon forms a rock-and-roll band to make money. One shot.Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-12 - Sheldon C. & Howard W. - Complete3. Miss Susan's Hogswatch reviewsWhile the rest of us slumber, safe in our Hogswatch beds, Miss Susan has been working.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-12 - Susan Sto Helit4. Star Wands » reviewsHarry Potter characters in a Star Wars universe.Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-13-11 - Published: 11-10-11 - Harry P. - Complete5. The Hogfather and the Patrician reviewsHavelock Vetinari receives a Hogswatch visit from the Hogfather. One shot.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-11 - Vetinari - Complete6. After the Two Suns Set » reviewsLuke, Biggs, Fixer and Tank cruise the dusty streets of Anchorhead, searching for love, excitement, liquor and the meaning to life. Takes place just before Episode IV, A New Hope. Now complete.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-29-11 - Published: 8-29-11 - Luke S. & Biggs D. - Complete7. The Interment Net reviewsThe Patrician learns of Cut-Me-Own-Throat's plan to install the Internet on Discworld. Inspired by Poke-it-with-a-Stick's "Drumknott Gets An iPad."Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-11 - Vetinari & C.M.O.T. Dibbler - Complete8. POTC: Finding Johnny Depp » reviewsThe wackiest cross-over story ever. Johnny Depp is sent backwards in time into a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Private eye Sam Marlowe "The Man with Bogart's Face" follows in an attempt to rescue him.Crossover - Misc. Movies & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-7-11 - Published: 5-7-11 - Elizabeth S. - Complete9. Ali Badhboi and the 39 Thieves » reviewsHere's a nice bit of frivolity. Ali Badhboi and his 39 thieves are coming to Anhk-Morpork to free their 40th thief, Tickles the elephant, from the city zoo.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,249 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-6-11 - Published: 10-30-11 - Nobby N. & Angua - Complete10. The Da Quirm Code » reviewsSam Vimes is convinced the legendary Leonard of Quirm has left a coded message in his masterpiece "The Last Midnight Gnosh" which will reveal the identity of a serial killer. And oh yeah, the Auditors of Reality again seek to destroy the universe.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 10-20-11 - Leonard of Quirm & Sam Vimes - Complete11. Vena the RavenHaired: Tomb Raider reviewsVena the Raven-Haired and 17 of her great grandchildren seek to rob a tomb designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. One shotDiscworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-11 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson & Death - Complete12. Stealing Time » reviewsNobby Nobb's new girlfriend plans to steal time from Anhk-Morpork.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-10-11 - Published: 10-8-11 - Susan Sto Helit & Nobby N. - Complete13. Count of Monte Gribeau » reviewsNanny Ogg's fabulously wealthy cat Greebo is on a mission of revenge.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-30-11 - Published: 9-27-11 - Greebo - Complete14. Something Wingêd This Way Comes » reviewsThe City Watch can't help noticing when a mad scientist plans to return the noble dragons to Discworld. My first attempt at a Discworld story. Please review. -Uh oh, FanFic turns footnotes into endnotes. It's not my fault.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-11 - Gaspode & Carrot - Complete15. Raid on Nassautown reviewsHow Captain Jack Sparrow plundered Nassau without firing a shot. Complete.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-14-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete16. Jack Sparrow Must Die! » reviewsWith his captain's share of the treasure of the Isla de Muerta, Captain Jack Sparrow now has life made. Then assassins begin appearing from every direction.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-10-11 - Published: 5-2-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & James N. - Complete17. Capt Jack Sparrow on the Virtues of Married Women reviewsA jealous husband catches Jack at an inopportune moment.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete18. Last Action Girlfriend » reviewsThe superhot daughter of Last Action Hero's Jack Slater wants two things: me and tens of millions of dollars in buried treasure not necessarily in that order .Last Action Hero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 6-24-11 - Complete19. Recall Unreality » reviews"Total Recall" sequel: Douglas Quaid's trip to Mars was just a dream. Now, he's awake, and the red planet again beckons him.Total Recall, 1990 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 6-9-11 - Complete20. Earth Girls are 2 Easy reviewsBefore Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans were famous, they appeared in the role of aliens who crashed their spaceship into Geena Davis's swimming pool. This mini-sequel is about what later happened to her best friend, Candy.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-11 - Complete21. Rules for Being Captain Jack Sparrow » reviewsFace it mate, we all want to be Captain Jack Sparrow. Here's some simple rules to live by.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-23-11 - Published: 3-1-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow22. Grandpa Incredible » reviewsWhen Elastigirl's dad is called on to watch the kids, Violet and Dash find out the old geezer is full of surprises. Read & review, but whatever you do, don't eat the pizza!Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-27-11 - Published: 4-14-11 - Dash P. & Violet P. - Complete23. The Sins of Captain Jack Sparrow reviewsThere is no need for Hell. The sins provide their own punishment. Rated T for nudity.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Giselle - Complete24. Hogwarts, an Alternate History »Summary: What if-Lord Voldemort had successfully destroyed the infant Harry Potter along with the rest of his family?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,630 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 3-23-11 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete25. The Greatest Love of Captain Jack Sparrow » reviewsA rollicking tale of pirates, sword fighting, a beautiful woman, pirate hunters, love, a secret passageway, a boudoir, treasure chests, narrow escapes, a treasure map, betrayals, jewels, zombies, and Captain Jack Sparrow. Rated T for nudity & innuendo.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-9-11 - Published: 3-8-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Ragetti - Complete26. Seaman Jack Sparrow » reviewsA young Jack Sparrow sets his sights on the richest and fastest prize on the ocean. A prequel to the movies. Now complete! Read, enjoy & review!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-28-11 - Published: 2-23-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Tia D. - Complete27. The Lady is a Spy » reviewsYvonne is a tool for the Nazis, spying on the poor devils in Rick's Cafe Americain. The idea comes from Gintomi's "As Time Goes By." That unfinished story has not been updated in over 2 years, so I wrote this. Previously titled "Yvonne's Story."Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-11 - Published: 12-20-10 - Complete28. Back from the Dead Yo Ho Yo Ho » reviewsTia Dalma makes her first attempt to rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' Locker. This story takes place between the final two scenes of Dead Man's Chest, after the encounter with the kraken but before the commiserating at Tia Dalma's hut.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Tia D. - Complete29. Jack's Bride reviewsA poem about Captain Jack Sparrow taking a bride. I can't believe I wrote this right before Valentine's Day. I should be flogged.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete30. We're Off to See the Wizard A South Park musical » reviewsThe only way the boys can get back to South Park is with the help of a wizard, of a pair of ruby slippers and of Taarna the hot chick from "Major Boobage" .South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-11 - Eric Cartman & Kenny M. - Complete31. Into the Valley of the Dead » reviewsThe Scorpion King story told from the perspective of a Red Guard who survived the fight in the Valley of the Dead.Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-10 - Scorpion King - Complete