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1. Boss Hogg reviews

After Ensign Chekov is pressed into service as a bartender, he gets some really terrifying news. One shot.

StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-12 - P. Chekov

2. Dr Sheldon Cooper Rocks Out reviews

Having lost out on a badly-needed research grant, Sheldon forms a rock-and-roll band to make money. One shot.

Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-12 - Sheldon C. & Howard W. - Complete

3. Miss Susan's Hogswatch reviews

While the rest of us slumber, safe in our Hogswatch beds, Miss Susan has been working.

Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-12 - Susan Sto Helit

4. Star Wands » reviews

Harry Potter characters in a Star Wars universe.

Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-13-11 - Published: 11-10-11 - Harry P. - Complete

5. The Hogfather and the Patrician reviews

Havelock Vetinari receives a Hogswatch visit from the Hogfather. One shot.

Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-11 - Vetinari - Complete

6. After the Two Suns Set » reviews

Luke, Biggs, Fixer and Tank cruise the dusty streets of Anchorhead, searching for love, excitement, liquor and the meaning to life. Takes place just before Episode IV, A New Hope. Now complete.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-29-11 - Published: 8-29-11 - Luke S. & Biggs D. - Complete

7. The Interment Net reviews

The Patrician learns of Cut-Me-Own-Throat's plan to install the Internet on Discworld. Inspired by Poke-it-with-a-Stick's "Drumknott Gets An iPad."

Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-11 - Vetinari & C.M.O.T. Dibbler - Complete

8. POTC: Finding Johnny Depp » reviews

The wackiest cross-over story ever. Johnny Depp is sent backwards in time into a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Private eye Sam Marlowe "The Man with Bogart's Face" follows in an attempt to rescue him.

Crossover - Misc. Movies & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-7-11 - Published: 5-7-11 - Elizabeth S. - Complete

9. Ali Badhboi and the 39 Thieves » reviews

Here's a nice bit of frivolity. Ali Badhboi and his 39 thieves are coming to Anhk-Morpork to free their 40th thief, Tickles the elephant, from the city zoo.

Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,249 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-6-11 - Published: 10-30-11 - Nobby N. & Angua - Complete

10. The Da Quirm Code » reviews

Sam Vimes is convinced the legendary Leonard of Quirm has left a coded message in his masterpiece "The Last Midnight Gnosh" which will reveal the identity of a serial killer. And oh yeah, the Auditors of Reality again seek to destroy the universe.

Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 10-20-11 - Leonard of Quirm & Sam Vimes - Complete

11. Vena the RavenHaired: Tomb Raider reviews

Vena the Raven-Haired and 17 of her great grandchildren seek to rob a tomb designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. One shot

Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-11 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson & Death - Complete

12. Stealing Time » reviews

Nobby Nobb's new girlfriend plans to steal time from Anhk-Morpork.

Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-10-11 - Published: 10-8-11 - Susan Sto Helit & Nobby N. - Complete

13. Count of Monte Gribeau » reviews

Nanny Ogg's fabulously wealthy cat Greebo is on a mission of revenge.

Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-30-11 - Published: 9-27-11 - Greebo - Complete

14. Something Wingêd This Way Comes » reviews

The City Watch can't help noticing when a mad scientist plans to return the noble dragons to Discworld. My first attempt at a Discworld story. Please review. -Uh oh, FanFic turns footnotes into endnotes. It's not my fault.

Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-11 - Gaspode & Carrot - Complete

15. Raid on Nassautown reviews

How Captain Jack Sparrow plundered Nassau without firing a shot. Complete.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-14-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete

16. Jack Sparrow Must Die! » reviews

With his captain's share of the treasure of the Isla de Muerta, Captain Jack Sparrow now has life made. Then assassins begin appearing from every direction.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-10-11 - Published: 5-2-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & James N. - Complete

17. Capt Jack Sparrow on the Virtues of Married Women reviews

A jealous husband catches Jack at an inopportune moment.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete

18. Last Action Girlfriend » reviews

The superhot daughter of Last Action Hero's Jack Slater wants two things: me and tens of millions of dollars in buried treasure not necessarily in that order .

Last Action Hero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 6-24-11 - Complete

19. Recall Unreality » reviews

"Total Recall" sequel: Douglas Quaid's trip to Mars was just a dream. Now, he's awake, and the red planet again beckons him.

Total Recall, 1990 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 6-9-11 - Complete

20. Earth Girls are 2 Easy reviews

Before Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans were famous, they appeared in the role of aliens who crashed their spaceship into Geena Davis's swimming pool. This mini-sequel is about what later happened to her best friend, Candy.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-11 - Complete

21. Rules for Being Captain Jack Sparrow » reviews

Face it mate, we all want to be Captain Jack Sparrow. Here's some simple rules to live by.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-23-11 - Published: 3-1-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow

22. Grandpa Incredible » reviews

When Elastigirl's dad is called on to watch the kids, Violet and Dash find out the old geezer is full of surprises. Read & review, but whatever you do, don't eat the pizza!

Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-27-11 - Published: 4-14-11 - Dash P. & Violet P. - Complete

23. The Sins of Captain Jack Sparrow reviews

There is no need for Hell. The sins provide their own punishment. Rated T for nudity.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Giselle - Complete

24. Hogwarts, an Alternate History »

Summary: What if-Lord Voldemort had successfully destroyed the infant Harry Potter along with the rest of his family?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,630 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 3-23-11 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete

25. The Greatest Love of Captain Jack Sparrow » reviews

A rollicking tale of pirates, sword fighting, a beautiful woman, pirate hunters, love, a secret passageway, a boudoir, treasure chests, narrow escapes, a treasure map, betrayals, jewels, zombies, and Captain Jack Sparrow. Rated T for nudity & innuendo.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-9-11 - Published: 3-8-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Ragetti - Complete

26. Seaman Jack Sparrow » reviews

A young Jack Sparrow sets his sights on the richest and fastest prize on the ocean. A prequel to the movies. Now complete! Read, enjoy & review!

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-28-11 - Published: 2-23-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Tia D. - Complete

27. The Lady is a Spy » reviews

Yvonne is a tool for the Nazis, spying on the poor devils in Rick's Cafe Americain. The idea comes from Gintomi's "As Time Goes By." That unfinished story has not been updated in over 2 years, so I wrote this. Previously titled "Yvonne's Story."

Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-11 - Published: 12-20-10 - Complete

28. Back from the Dead Yo Ho Yo Ho » reviews

Tia Dalma makes her first attempt to rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' Locker. This story takes place between the final two scenes of Dead Man's Chest, after the encounter with the kraken but before the commiserating at Tia Dalma's hut.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Tia D. - Complete

29. Jack's Bride reviews

A poem about Captain Jack Sparrow taking a bride. I can't believe I wrote this right before Valentine's Day. I should be flogged.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-12-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete

30. We're Off to See the Wizard A South Park musical » reviews

The only way the boys can get back to South Park is with the help of a wizard, of a pair of ruby slippers and of Taarna the hot chick from "Major Boobage" .

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-11 - Eric Cartman & Kenny M. - Complete

31. Into the Valley of the Dead » reviews

The Scorpion King story told from the perspective of a Red Guard who survived the fight in the Valley of the Dead.

Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-10 - Scorpion King - Complete