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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Lord of the Rings. Whoa ho ho! Look who it is! A visitor! You must be really bored to be reading this. No, I'm not high (see happy molecule), or crazy (see eat paper), or any of the many things people choose to be these days. Just a person, who happens to live in Australia. With friends, who are obsessed with fanfiction. And decided to drag me into it. But that's ok, cos at the end of the day, he who writes can safely say, HE BLOODY DOESN'T GET ANY PAY! (That rhymes, hey!) Yeah, I think that's about all I can say, without adding crap into our preciously valuable ever expanding webspace. And they say our universe is big. Upload your opinions today and become one of the billions, who nobody ever listens to! But wait, there's more! For a limited time only, "Famous" last words! "Die, my dear doctor...that's the last thing I shall do!" -Viscount Palmerston (British Prime Minister) "I am fit as a fiddle and ready to hang!" -Kenneth Neu (American Psychotic double-killer, hanged 1933) "I do not forgive my enemies, because I killed them all." -Ramon Maria Narvez (Spanish patriot) "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" -General Sedwick (American Civil War commander) | |||||||||
1. Just Bad Luck reviewsThe true story of Lemony Snicket. Statementmayormaynotbetrue.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-052. Legolas's Magical Breeches » reviewsSequel to Legolas's Magical Shoe. Legolas loses his pants and falls in love with many, many things. Stress on the word THINGS. Thranduil is not pleased.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-5-04 - Published: 5-31-03 - Legolas & Treebeard3. I am Olaf » reviewsA poem about disguises. Books nine and ten now included.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-21-04 - Published: 8-19-024. Klaus's Misfortune » reviews(Chapter 15 up) Due to the unintended effects of Violet's prank, Klaus finds himself married to Olaf. Meanwhile Violet is lost...Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 3-20-04 - Published: 3-16-035. The Aftermath reviewsTheodred finds out just what happens after death...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-26-04 - Eomer & Eowyn6. Yellow Submarine » reviewsThis is an album for all who love Aragorn, all who love the Beatles, and all who love handing out flames.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 8-31-03 - Aragorn7. Legolas's Magical Journey » reviewsAfter several broken marriages and exile from Mirkwood, Legolas decides to give up on love. Until he meets a very reluctant Mary Jane. Is this why he joined the fellowship?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-6-03 - Published: 7-13-03 - Legolas & Boromir8. Lemony Snicket Trailer reviewsThe fantastic trailer Dreamworks could not afford.rnstatementmayormaynotbetrue.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 5-26-039. Legolas's Magical Shoe reviewsSequel to Legolas's Magical Hat. Legolas's marriage cracks so he falls in love with someone (or rather, something) unexpected.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-14-03 - Legolas10. Legolas's Magical Hat reviewsYep, Legolas has fallen in love YET AGAIN. Only this time it's really scary.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-13-03 - Legolas & Gollum11. Ginny's owl problem » reviewsGinny's brought home some owls to get back at Ron. It worked but owls start mass producing...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-13-03 - Published: 6-5-02 - Ginny W. & Harry P.12. An insight into Merry's mind reviewsEver wanted to see what goes inside the mind of a hobbit? You now can! Of course, Merry isn't exactly the brightest of hobbits...Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 3-11-03 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.13. Their Lives and their sayings reviewsVery insightful story about the characters you all know and love. It's under horror because it's so horrorfyingly bad. It's rated PG because it decreases brain power. You will love this story.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-24-03 - Galadriel & Boromir14. Dudley's Tragic Fate reviewsSomething terrible happens to Dudley because he inconveniently wets his pants. How terrible can it be? You'd be surprised.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-11-0315. We are the Baudelaires reviewsTo the tune of We are the Champions. Very short.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-24-0216. Lemony Snicket Died reviewsLemony Snicket dies in this poem, how tragic. Oh well! Please read it anyway.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-13-0217. The concequences of Snape's love reviewsSnape's object of affection is somewhat different to him. Hm... wonder what it is...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-22-02 - Severus S.18. The Endings reviewsSick and tired of endless fanfics which never get to the point? This is THE ending.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 6-6-02
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