Hey! I'm Nickiee and I'm just another ordinary person, just writing for the hell of it.

I am witty, honest (too honest), and extremely sarcastic and because of those qualities of mine I am always being called a smart-ass or a bitch. :)

*WARNING* My grammar can be awful and spelling isn't always amazing, but im looking for a beta at the moment, so just send me a message if your interested.

I am overly obsessed with the awesome Twilight Saga like so many others, and I am proud to be a part of that community, thank you very much. ;D

Another amazingly awesome book is House of Night. I could not put that book down!

I have a variety of interests and but I always find myself very bored.

I am unhealthily addicted to cupcakes, oranges, and the Cullen men... But I absolutely hate Ice Cream and things smothered in chocolate.(disgusting) Call me weird if you want to, I'll only agree.

I love all music. Though I'm not particularly fond of rap. Linkin Park, Three Days Grace and Paramore are my faves! :D

My Religion, is : Cullen-ism

Lessons learned from Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Bella Swan: Luckier than you since 1987

I'm not afraid of bloody murderers. I'm not afraid of Hell. I'm not afraid of clowns trying to kill me. I'm not afraid of nightmares. I'm not afraid of unstable crazies. I'm not afraid of werewolves.'

I'm only afraid of vampires with red eyes!

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

Random Quotes:

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial tu'rf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"Now if you excuse me, the apple rang and I have to go make sure the chicken's not on fire."

"I am a fruit-loop in a world full of cheerios."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"How people treat you is their karma. How you react is yours."

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." ~ William Dement

"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love." ~ Cluade Monte (painter)

"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk." ~ Bella Swan

"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So...good luck firguring that out." ~ Charlie Swan

"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen

"The woman came from the man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
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Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.

Alice: Who did?

Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit.

Alice: He did?

Cheshire Cat: He did what?

Alice: Went that way

Cheshire Cat: Who did?

Alice: The White Rabbit

Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?

Alice: But didn't you just say - I mean - Oh, dear.

Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?

Alice: Oh!
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Merryweather: It looks awful.

Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.
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Timon: Who's the brains in this outfit?

Pumbaa: Uh...

Timon: My point exactly.
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Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack: I love those moments... I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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"nobody move! I dropped my brain." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Can't cut it out; it grow right back! xD" - Rafiki da monkey (The Lion King)

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney