Guten Abend. Or Guten Morgen or Guten Tag, wherever you are.

I felt it necessary to start out with a clean slate and otherwise de-clutter my formerly very cluttered profile page. And of course, just about everything on it was old and out-of-date so...

Please note the bolded headings divide topics.

Allow me to introduce myself...

My name is Jasper Blood, and I am a 500-year-old vampire that by absolutely no means SPARKLES. Ms. Meyers, I would appreciate it if next time you dein to write a vampire novel, you actually write it about VAMPIRES. Pay attention to Bram Stoker, you'd be surprised what would happen. And if you prefer not to pay attention, go out into your neighborhood forest and chain yourself to a narnia-esque stone table and put up a billboard saying 'Stefanie Meyers Wants to Get Bitten'. You'd be surprised how many members of the Twilight Hater Occult would be lining up with not just their teeth but maces, clubs, and fancy corvettes with which to run you over.

Alas, in the words of Agent Smith: 'You hear that, Ms. Meyers? That is the sound of inevitability, that is the sound of your death.'

Ahem, and on that sour note, allow me to more formally re-introduce myself. I am Jasper Blood, on this website. Outside of this website, unfortunately I cannot divulge more than the fact that I am a female, of sixteen years, and that I am obsessed with...

Obsessions

A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, a certain canabalistic Mads Mikkelsen by the name of Hannibal, a gas-mask-wearing, trench-coat-sporting silent ninja, a psychotic faerie by the name of Reth, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, Daniel Craig, or should I say, Daniel Craig's abbs, a dead composer by the title of Gershwin, several Rhapsodies all colored in blue, an overture from Cuba, an American in Paris, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, A phantom by the name of Crawford, the mafia, generalized, Russians, generalized, a few poets, one German actor, the first avenger, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face,

Did I mention a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face? Better double-check. A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face.

His name is Johann Schmidt by the way.

And... a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face.

Favorite Characters

Ok, this should be pretty obvious.

A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face AKA Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull AKA Hugo Weaving - Captain America: The First Avenger

Hannibal Lecter AKA Mads Mikkelsen

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen - Hellboy

Gentleman Ghost- Batman Brave and the Bold

Richard Roxburgh's Dracula- Van Helsing

Agent Smith - The Matrix Trilogy

Daniel Craig's James Bond- Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall (Just saying, Skyfall was AMAZING. Did anyone else see it, because seriously, isn't it awesome??)

Hannes Messemer's Kommandant Von Luger- The Great Escape, 1963

Reth, a psychotic faerie- The Parananormalcy Series by Kiersten White

Yassen Gregorovich, a Russian Assassin- Alex Rider Series by Anthony Horowitz

The Phantom- Original Broadway Production of the Phantom of The Opera

Will Herondale - Infernal Devices Trilogy by Cassandra Clare

Jem Carstairs - See Above

Tessa Gray - See Above

Camille Belcourt - See Above

Magnus Bane - See Above

Favorite Actors

Hugo Weaving

Mads Mikkelsen

Anthony Hopkins

Daniel Craig

Richard Roxburgh

Desi Arnaz

Fred Astaire

Gene Kelly

Donald O'Connor

Bing Crosby

Danny Kaye

Marlon Brando

Tommy Lee Jones

Hannes Messemer

Harrison Ford

David McCallum

Michael Crawford

Favorite Actresses

Audrey Hepburn

Judy Garland

Rosemary Clooney

Vera-Ellen

Leslie Caron

Eva Green

Lucille Ball

Debbie Reynolds

Julie Andrews

Favorite Quotes

"Tomorrow, HYDRA shall stand master of the world, born to victory on the wings of the valkyrie. Our enemies' weapons will be powerless against us. If they shoot down one plane, hundreds more shall rain fire upon them. Cut off one head, two more shall take its place... Hail HYDRA!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull, portrayed by Hugo Weaving in the film Captain America: The First Avenger

"Captain America, how exciting! I am a great fan of your films!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull

"Not a scratch, Doctor, not a scratch." - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull

"No matter what lies Erskine told you, you see, I was his greatest success!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull

"Arrogance is not a uniquely American trait, but I must say you do it better than anyone." - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull

"Oh and Senator, just one more thing - love your suit." - Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

"Sing for me angel of afterlife, calming me down; chaos inside my nebula; And make the wrong turn to right in a celestial light, forgive my sacrimony." - Sacrimony by Kamelot; Album: Silverthorn

"I need a way but worlds unwind; Lovers in blood, now divided in heart." Prodigal Son by Kamelot; Album: Silverthorn

"No, my friend. Revenge is the fire that keeps me warm in the eternal cold of the grave." - Gentleman Ghost, Batman: The Brave and the Bold

"Ah, my old necktie. Some things never go out of fashion." - Gentleman Ghost

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Van Helsing!" - Count Dracula in Van Helsing

"Memento Mori, Remember we Must Die" - Flyleaf Album

"Once upon a midnight dreary, I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore - while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door." - The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

"You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing." - The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe

"While the stars that oversprinkle, all the heavens seem to twinkle with a crystalline delight; keeping time, time, time in a sort of rhunic rhyme, to the tintinnabulation that so musically wells from the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells..." - The Bells by Edgar Allan Poe

"One kiss, my bony sweetheart, I'm after a prize tonight, and I shall be back with the yellow gold, before the morning's light." - The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes

"It looks, after all, as if you will see Berlin before I do." - Kommandant Von Luger, portrayed by Hannes Messemer in the Great Escape, 1963

"You're like paris, in april and may, you're New York on a silvery day. You're all places that leave me breathless, and no wonder you're all the world to me!" - Fred Astaire in the Royal Wedding

Bands and/or Composers that Inspire my Writing

Avantasia - Spectres, The Watchmaker's Dream, Where Clock Hands Freeze, Dying for an Angel, The Wicked Symphony

Revamp - Here's my Hell, Kill me with Silence, Head up High

After Forever - Withering Time, Transitory, Discord, Energize Me, De-Energized

Xandria - A Prophecy of World's To Fall, Valentine

Rammstein - Engel, Asche zu Asche

Nightwish - Storytime, Bye Bye Beautiful, Amaranth, The Escapist, Wish I had an Angel, Nemo, Wishmaster

Epica - The Phantom Agony, Cry for the Moon, Death of A Dream, Resign to Surrender, Unleashed, Never Enough, Storm the Sorrow, Monoply on Truth, Avalanche, Internal Warfare

Florence and The Machine - Breath of Life, Shake it Out

Kamelot - Ashest to Ashes, Falling Like the Fahrenheit, Prodigal Son, Sacrimony, Forever, Hunter's Season, Poetry for the Poisoned Parts 1 - 4, Ghost Opera, The Human Stain, Love you to Death, Rule the World, March of Mephisto, When the Lights Go Down, Serenade, The Haunting (Somwhere in Time)

Welicoruss - Silence of Eternity

Tarja - I feel Immortal, The Crying Moon, Until My Last Breath (Definitely my go-to songs for When World's Touch... which I will finish writing someday... sorry... I got hooked on Schmidt because I can use quotes from the movie and... well... Karl wasn't so talkative...)

Flyleaf - Arise, Again, Beautiful Bride, Chasm, The Kind, In the Dark, I'm so Sick, Fully Alive, Cassie, All Around Me

Secret and Whisper - Spider Besider

Coldplay - Paradise

AFI - Medicate, Miss Murder, Prelude 12/21, I'm Trying Very Hard to Be Here, Beautiful Theives, 37 mm, Girl's Not Grey, Bleed Black, The Leaving Song Part. II

Leonard Bernstein - The Entire West Side Story Original Motion Picture Sountrack, The Overture to Candide

Andrew Lloyd Webber - The entire Original Broadway Production of The Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar

George Gershwin - Everything. My all-time favorite modern classical composer.

Igor Stravinsky - The Firebird Suite, particularly the segment featured in Fantasia 2000 (I don't know why, but I can see Schmidt listening to this in his lab all alone with a glass of schnapps and a cigarette...)

Alan Silvestri - The entire Captain America: The First Avenger Motion Picture Soundtrack (Uh... do I even need to bother with this one?)

Charlotte Church - Dream a Dream (For some reason this got stuck as my theme song for my Reth/OC pairing in For Shame and Seduction)

Three Days Grace - Break, The Good Life, Animal I've Become (All the way for the Killer and his Contract)

The Who - I can See For Miles, The Song is Over, Won't Get Fooled Again

Led Zeppelin - Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, What is and What Should Never Be, Kashmir, Your Time is Gonna Come, Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, Immigrant Song, Friends, Ramble On

The Killers - All These Things That I've Done, Sam's Town, Mr. Brightside, Smile Like You Mean It, Somebody Told Me, Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine

The Beatles - Dear Prudence, Magical Mystery Tour, Strawberry Fields Forever, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

The Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin, Are You Sitting Comfortably, I'm Just A Singer (In a Rock n' Roll Band), The Question, The Voice, Ride My See-Saw

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

Yes - Starship Trooper, Wonderous Stories, Cinema, It Can Happen, I've Seen All Good People

Overview of my Fics' Status as of present...

Athena - My first and foremost priorty as of present - my most current obsession that has lasted for over... 6 months WOW!!! XD... longest I've lasted I think...

Breaking the Bonds - Is now deleted, as you can see, because it sucked.

The Killer and His Contract - will EVENTUALLY (And that's a big a* Eventually) finish it for my own peace of mind but since traffic stats have dwindled down to nothing...

And I will Last Forever, Unaging, Undying - ugh, I'm at war with myself on this one. I'm not willing to kill Van Helsing and I'm most DEFINITELY not willing to kill Dracula so... a little help here guys?

Angel of Death - More of a short comic-verse, TV episode-esque deal - not a whole lot of plot, just a whole lot of ghostly chaos... which everybody loves right? Alas... I'll get to it eventually...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hardcover - One-shot, unless I get an urgent request from Baka12, for whom I wrote the fic...

The Right Cards - Alas, I'll have to re-rent the movie and become re-obsessed to re-kindle my love for the plot... will get to it eventually...

When Worlds Touch - Oh Karl, although you do seduce me, my heart currently belongs to Johann Schmidt. But someday... maybe...

For Shame and Seduction - Ok, Ok, my heart was also stolen by Reth but I'm gonna wait until the third edition of the series comes out...

Let Your Voice Be Heard - One-shot until I update it on Figment, in which case I'll update it on here...

Redemption - Have a plot, but no motivation... sorry guys...

Life in Itself is a Masquerade - oh I do love you so Michael Crawford but... still no motivation... ugh...

And... I think that covers it...

Well, you know all you'd need to about my music passions and obsessions and non-existant lovers so... I guess you could go and read some of my fics now?? And perhaps leave a review, if you're really-super nice?? Pretty please? Free Hugo Weavings and Caps Lock for everyone!!! Everyone wants that right?? -_- Right?