Mister Cynical

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since	: 05-30-02, id: 221626, Profile Updated: 11-13-09
country	: United States

Author has written 23 stories for Evangelion, Love Hina, and Naruto.

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Bio:

-The Name: Jack T. Cynical

-The Man: a caustic, sarcastic, jaded misanthrope with more spite than those four times his age

-The Plan: update every Friday night barring unfortunate incidences (i.e. act of God, act of Corps, or both)

-The Reason: Well, the only reason I have for writing is so that I'll have something good to read more than once every few fucking months. Yeah, that's about it. My hatred of drama queen authors who update every few months has struck me semi-mute, so you only get one sentence instead of a diatribe. I swear, anymore, the only stories that update often don't even qualify for the title story. The only thing that breaks my heart more than that trash are the people who write them and the people who love reading them. Oh, there you go. A diatribe. Barely.

-The Motivation: A wild imagination, booze, and my own amusement.

-Current Stories:
1. Infantry
2. Splinter Cell Evangelion rererewrite
3. Keitaro's Big Adventure rewrite
4. Company of Wolves
5. Nothing but Trouble

-Finished Stores:
1. Lycanthrope
2. Lycanthrope 2: The Prophecy
3. Lycanthrope 3: Meet the Family, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
4. While You Were Sleeping rewrite
5. An Assassin's Memories rewrite
6. Detective Ikari
7. Detective Ikari: The Cost of Blood
8. Competition Can be Murder
9. Intelligence
10. Legionaire
11. Corruption
12. Shinji vs. the Zombie Terrorists
13. Shinji vs. the Nazi Vampires
14. Shinji vs. Santa Claus
15. Angel Eyes
16. Shinji vs. the Cyborg Pirates

-Future Stories:
- fire me an e-mail if curious about a future story and we'll bull shit about it

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1. Nothing but Trouble » reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,883 - Reviews: 455 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - Naruto U.

2. Shinji vs the Cyborg Pirates of the Caribbean » reviews
The B-stories, swimsuit edition!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 2-20-09 - Shinji I. - Complete

3. Angel Eyes » reviews
Several years ago the Third Impact nearly wiped mankind from the face of the Earth. Misato Katsuragi thought it took Shinji Ikari away forever, but now he's back and he hasn't been idle for all these years.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 8-22-08 - Misato K. & Shinji I. - Complete

4. SC Evangelion » reviews
After the Seventeenth Angel, Shinji Ikari is approached by a man offering money and revenge. What happens when he accepts? being rerewritten
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,317 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 11-19-03

5. Company of Wolves » reviews
In a world without the Third Impact, Shinij Ikari has grown into a new man. A man similiar to his mentor and father figure, Kaji Ryoji.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,974 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 11-30-07 - Shinji I.

6. Shinji vs Santa Claus reviews
Merry Christmas from the jerk. The B-stories, Christmas style!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete

7. Infantry » reviews
Shinji can't take it anymore. He has finally decided to run away for good. Can he loose himself and his past in humankind's first interstellar war?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,469 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 5-7-04

8. Shinji vs the Nazi Vampires in Space » reviews
The B-stories ride again! You know the deal by now, folks. If the title makes you laugh, this one's probably for you.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 10-31-08 - Shinji I. - Complete

9. Keitaro's Big Adventure » reviews
Keitaro agrees to help Seta and finds himself drawn into a war between archaeologists and terrorists. Now being re-writ!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 3-27-04

10. Shinji vs the Zombie Terrorists » reviews
This fic is the equivalent of a Sci-Fi Channel B-movie. That should tell you all you need to know.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 5-9-08 - Shinji I. - Complete

11. Corruption » reviews
Absolute power corrupts absolutely and when the corrupt have all the power, it becomes the average man's duty to oppose them.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,966 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 12-28-07 - Shinji I. & Mana K. - Complete

12. The Legionnaire » reviews
The Foreign Legion has always had a reputation for attracting thieves and murderers on the run from the law. Maybe it’s true after all, it attracted a young Japanese man trying to run from his past. completed
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,202 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 9-7-07 - Shinji I. & Hikari H. - Complete

13. Detective Ikari 2: The Price of Blood » reviews
Spades can't say that he wasn't warned about SEELE. Too bad SEELE can't say they were warned about Spades.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,999 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 5-11-07 - Shinji I. - Complete

14. Lycanthrope 3: Meet the Parents » reviews
Why can't everybody just leave Shinji alone for a few decades and why the hell does his life always turn into a worst case scenario? The end is bloody well here!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,422 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 3-17-06 - Shinji I. - Complete

15. Intelligence » reviews
Sometimes the people you're supposed to trust are the ones you shouldn't and the people you shouldn't trust are the only ones who want to see you live.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,937 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 12-29-06 - Shinji I. - Complete

16. Competition can be Murder » reviews
Whoever said war was hell, has never seen the competition in the video game industries. In a strange twist of fate Shinji Ikari has found himself at the center of the madness. Now he must carry out his job as Sony's top 'intercompany relations' specialist
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 12-22-06 - Published: 6-24-05 - Complete

17. Detective Ikari » reviews
He never wanted to go back to Japan. Funny how fate has a habit of kicking you in the balls. Now he's back, if only temporarilly. Can Japan and NERV survive the return of Ikari?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,274 - Reviews: 231 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 10-14-05 - Complete

18. An Assassin's Memories » reviews
Two years ago Shinji Ikari disappeared from the face of the Earth. Now a young man has appeared and with him comes a wave of death. Could he be the missing Third Child?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 274 - Updated: 9-30-05 - Published: 9-18-04 - Complete

19. While You Were Sleeping » reviews
Ten years after Asuka was cryogenically frozen, she awakes to find the world in chaos and her friends fighting for their lives. completed
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,692 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 5-12-04 - Complete

20. Lycanthrope 2: The Prophecy » reviews
All Shinji wanted to do after saving the world was relax, but some people won't let a sleeping dog lay. Prepare to cheer for the lunatics all over again. After many adventures, the end draws near. recompleted
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,808 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 6-30-04 - Complete

21. Lycanthrope » reviews
Shinji Ikari is attacked while walking home one night. This single action will change the world. (complete)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,332 - Reviews: 278 - Updated: 6-1-04 - Published: 3-30-04 - Complete

22. Shinji the Marine reviews
Shinji's a Marine on Guadalcanal. I know its overused, but I was bored.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-28-04

23. Lethal Skies reviews
After the Third Impact the world was engulfed in a conflict that culminated into the Three Year War. Now that war is over, but not everyone was pleased with the outcome.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-04

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