Hey Everyone!

My names Jalissa, ok so I know this site is for people that write Fanfic's, but I do not write myself; unfortunately. But I do absolutely love to read; especial Fanfic's. Lol. That is why I mainly join this fantastic site. Lol. I love reading stories that people have created in there imagination and that work so hard on for us to read and enjoy. Many of the Fanfic's that I read have to do with The Twilight Saga and recently Harry Potter Series. (Note: HUGE fan of the Books and Movies). The people that write the fanfic's that ft the famous Twilight and Harry Potter characters change the couples and there personalities, they put them in different scenario's, in different situation's, even change up there background stories. The writer show you a different side of the characters besides what we have read/seen in the books/Movies. That is what I love about them. It just Amazes me. Lol.

(Note: Thank you all for sharing your Fanfic's with me and everyone else that joins this site, I enjoys reading them).

About Me:

Name: JaLissa; also known as JayB.

First Breathe: Since 1991

Personality: Funny, loyal, Corny, Honest, Shy, Quite (sometimes), Load, Temperamental, Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it, my frown is disguised as a smile, my pain is disguised by my laughter, at times i can be stubborn and very sarcastic.

Obsession: the whole Twilight Saga, the books, the movies, the vampires, the werewolves & of course the love story; the whole SHABAM!

Music: I love Rock, Hip Hop, and R&B music; and anything that catches me.

Reading: it keeps me sane. it helps me get away from the real world and in to an imaginary world. I absolutely LOVE to read, i can do it all day and night; that if im really really into the story Lol. and that quiet often. Lol XD.

Books: Twilight--New Moon--Eclipse--Breaking Dawn-- The Host-- Harry Potter 1,2,3 (in the middle of book 4)& FanFic's of course :-D

My Family is my world; if i like it or not. Music is my soul; I don’t know what I would do with out it. Reading is my Heart; it helps me get away from reality. My Phone is my distraction; from people that i dont want to be with or places i dont wanna be at. My Lab Top/iPad2 is my relaxation; just to have down time. The Twilight Saga is my obsession; it keeps me sane.

My Favorite Pairings; of The Twilight Saga;

Female/Male

Bella/Edward, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Peter, Bella/Emmett, Bella/Garrett, Bella/Marcus, Bella/Caius, Bella/Aro, Bella/Demetri, Bella/Alec, Bella/Felix, Bella/Alistair, Bella/Riley, Bella/James, Bella/Sam, Bella/Seth, Bella/Embry, Bella/Paul, Bella/Jared.

*Female/Female*

Bella/Rosalie, Bella/Alice, Bella/Charlotte, Bella/Victoria, Bella/Jane, Bella/Tanya, Bella/Leah

My Favorite Pairings; of Harry Potter Series (Harry P. & Hermione G.);

*Male/Female*

HP/Multi, HP/Daphne G., HP/Hermione G., HP/Luna L., HP/Susan B., HP/Bellatrix L., HP/Fleur D., HP/N. Tonks, HP/Gabrielle D.

*Male/Male*

HP/Charlie W., HP/Draco M., HP/Remus L., HP/Sirius B., HP/Blaise Z., HP/Fred-George W. , HP/Severus S., HP/Lord Voldamort-Tom R.

*Female/Male*

HG/Harry P.,HG/Blaise Z.,HG/Sirius B., HG/Remus L., HG/Draco M., HG/Fred W., HG/Bill W., HG/Charlie W.

*Female/Female*

HG/Fleur D., HG/Bellatrix L.

Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitchin', put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that apply to you)...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck-up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one."

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

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50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Mint Green

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Me

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Something they called...Knocked the F Out

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Watching a show on Teen Nick; The House of Anubis

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Kit Kat

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No, but i want to one day. Lol

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

I want the Vampire Academy series =D

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Chocolate

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Ginger Ale

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes! i LOVE my Brass Knuckle wallet :)

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Chocolate Ice Cream and Bananas

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope

13, The last sporting event you watched?

I don't like sports

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Extra Butter Popcorn

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My Cousin

16, Ever go camping?

..Ew!.. No!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Nope

19, Do you have a tan?

Im half Black and half White... duhh

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Oh yes!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No...

22, What did your last text message say?

Kay

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Celabrating my 20th Birthday

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My bedroom door with my coat/towl hanger on it

26, What color is your watch?

I don't wear a watch

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Weird/funny accent and kangaroos

28, What is your birthstone?

Amethyst

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Both

30, What is your favorite number?

3

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

I not sure Lol

32, Any plans today?

Nope its 10:28 PM at night

33, How many states have you lived in?

One

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Waiting for tomarrow

35, Last song listened to?

Firework by Katy Perry

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

z,y,x,w...uhhhh...Nope

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No... shish! I wish

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Dont have a favorite

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

I wouldnt say if i was jealous or not

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

How am I supposed to know

41, Do you love anyone?

My Mom

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Read/Computer/Watch Tv/Blast Music

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yup, sure do!

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No, "Hello" is Boring to say

46, What color is your car?

I dont have a car

47, Do you like cats?

Hell No!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Nope

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

yes, once, it was ok wasnt really into it

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I road my bike with no brakes and no shoes on my feet and crashed right in to a old metal fence down the street from my home. So now i have a small scar on my right side of my cheast.

What warnings mean!

ABUSE -- abuse of any character, such as child abuse*
ANAL -- anal sex*
ANGST -- torment; anguish*
AU/AR -- alternate universe/ alternate reality*
BDSM -- bondage/discipline/sado-masochism*
BI -- bisexuality*
B-MOD -- body modification- piercing, tattooing, scarification, etc*
BOND -- bondage*
CHALLENGE -- challenge issued to writers*
CHALLENGEFIC -- story written in response to a challenge*
COMPLETE -- story is now 100 completed*
CROSSOVER -- crossover story between different fandoms*
DEATH -- character death*
D/s -- dominance/submission*
DOM -- male or female domination*
DRUG -- drug use*
EWE -- ending without epilogue*
FANDOM -- the topic of a fanfic (Harry Potter, Naruto, InvaderZim, etc.)*
F/F -- female/female sexual relationship (FemSlash)*
F/M/M -- threesome (two men and one woman)*
FLUFF -- cute fic (ex: awwwwwwwwww)*
INC -- Incest*
LANG -- foul language (cussing)*
LEMON -- M-NC17 rated sexual acts*
LIME -- PG-PG13 rated sexual situations*
M/F -- heterosexual sexual relationship (het)*
M/F/F -- threesome (two women and one man)*
M/M -- homosexual sexual relationship (slash)*
MC -- Mind Control*
MORESOME -- many people (more than 3) engaged in one sexual act together*
MPREG -- male pregnancy*
N/C -- non-consensual, forced sex or rape*
OC -- Original Character*
ONESHOT -- oneshot story (one chapter)*
OOC -- Out of Character*
ORAL -- oral sex*
OTHER -- Other (any warning not covered in this list)*
OTP -- one true pairing (prefered fanfiction pairing)*
PARODY -- Parody (note ALL parodies must be approved by original fanfiction author)*
PWP -- Porn without Plot/Point*
S&M -- sadism/masochism*
SI -- self-insertion (Mary-Sue, Gary-Stu, etc) fanfiction author places themselves into the story*
SPANK -- spanking*
TORT -- torture*
TOYS -- sexual toys (vibrators, dildos, etc)*
TRANS -- transgender (transsexual, gender-bender) or transvestite (cross-dresser)*
VIOLENCE -- story contains violence/blood/gore/etc*
VOY -- voyeurism*
YAOI -- male/male sexual relationship- Anime Specific Code*
YURI -- female/female sexual relationship- Anime Specific Code*