amber-rita
Poll: Which of my stories should I update first? Vote Now!
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since: 01-18-10, id: 2221699, Profile Updated: 10-19-12
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Takers, Fast and the Furious, Criminal Minds, Bleach, and White Collar.

So, you can call be many different names. I reply to alot of them. But I'm more commonly known as Amber(since that is my name). I like to roleplay,and I'm big on kids. I am hoping to be a High Risk Social Worker, and writting and baking is my passion! My very first story I posted on here is Love in Weird Places. There is a roleplay forum for it. I am a free spirit. I am slighlty crazy, but if there is one sterotype I follow its that artist are crazy, and baking/writting is an art.There is a lot of things I like to do. Everything from reading to cooking. My very best freind is Kyonkichi36. You can also follow me on twitter: @amber_rita. There I will try to post updates on my stories!


Update:12/23/2010

SO, a few of my stories don't have any reviews. That made me sad. And anyways, answer my poll and check out my forums. I really need a beta reader to. Well not really need, but I would like one. So yup thats all that been going on.


Update 1/3/11: Sorry for not updating any of my stories in awhile. I have been busy with school and homework, I will try to update soon though!!!!


Update 2/11/11: So I deleted my roleplay site. It is now http://giftedacdamy.webs.com/. Please join in and message me on here if you want to become one of the teachers! And after you visit the site, tell me which teacher you want to become!


Update 2/18/11: Okay, so it is my goal on this wonderful glorious three day weekend to update, if not all, MOST of my stories on here. I am still looking for a Beta, but I would prefer one who can go over all my stories. I am also going to try and write and Criminal Minds fic, and a Harry Potter fic.


Update 3/15/11: So I have blogs you should check out. First is: darkangel791-lovelykitty.blogspot.com. Second: darkangel791.blogspot.com. The first will be about updates for stories and the second about my thoughts.


Update 8/2/11: So it has been awhile. I just checked my poll, and it seems people want Unintentionnaly Childish to be updated first, which I just did. I also need help coming up with an idea for a different title for Unintentionnally Childish. There is also a a roleplay fourm for my storyies 'Princess? What is going on!' and 'Love in Weird Places' Please check them out!


Update 8/13/11: So, check out my blogs: darkangel791.blogspot.com and darkangel791-lovelykitty.blogspot.com. The first one is my own personal blog, and the second is all about updates in my stories, check them out!


Update 4/2/12: So I know I haven't been on here in awhile, but that is because school is KILLING me. I have also decided, if you have not noticed, to put all my storie on Hiatus untill I finish the rewrite of my first story: Love? Naah!


Uppdate 10/19/12: It has been awhile, and I feel like I'm failing you sa an suthor. I just haven't had the inspiration for writting, and all these other ideas keep on popping up. But I have missed you guys! and you could even follow me on twitter to get my updates, and I could follow you, and HOPEFULLY inspiration will strike! I will try to update some stories by the end of the year, and if I don't, all of you can spam me in reviews(nicely though,please) and spam my twitter, and I will get on it! But really I'm just at a lost of inspiration..I'm sorry...


Okay below is OC's I use and OC's people who left a review with an OC in it and the fanfic they are in.

Elana Gray: She is the younger sister of John and likes to raise hell. She is smart, to smart for her own good. She graduated Princeton and decided to visit John in L.A. There she runs into her old friendA.J...( Fic: A Different Side of the Takers)

Kira: She is a soul reaper who needs to learn how to hole her tongue. She is sarcastic, tough and scary looking. She is the lover of Renji... (Fic: Don't Look Back)

Miko: She is a soul reaper AND a ninja. She is witty and sarcastic, but mainly weird. She is the lover of Garra... ( Fic: Don't Look Back)

Rin: She is a soul reaper. She enjoys other peoples pain, sarcastic and always has a come back. She is usually quiet. Lover of Byakuya...(Fic: Don't look Back)

Kimberly Rosetta Swan Volturi: Talkative VERY outgoing. But can be VERY Evil when It comes to someone that harm's her family OR is not in the Volturi. Very Possessive and Cruel when Needed. But over all She is very Lovable when she is around her family. Mate to Aro... (Fic: Princess? What is going on!)

Hilaria 'Aria' Annaliese Riddle Volturi: is pure evil. speaks her mind. she is nice only to her mate, the kings, siblings, and certain guards(Jane, Alec, Demetri, Felix, and Heidi). Mate to Marcus... (Fic: Princess? What is going on!)

Illana(pronounced Elana) Nicole Kostan Volturi: Quiet. She doesn't talk much, but when she does its usually really quiet. She can be evil(OK she usually is), its rare if she's nice to someone outside of the Volturi and their guard. Mate to Alec... (Fic: Princess? What is Going On!)

Lily Tenji: Quiet, sarcastic, rude, strait froward. She is always evil when it come to people who hurt her family. Mate to Garra... (Fic: Back from the Pain)

I am always accepting new OC's for my stories that call for OC's.


Princess? What is going on!

Bella's dress in ch 4: http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADBR_en&biw=1024&bih=564&tbm=isch&tbnid=bx1hPC07nwy9FM:&imgrefurl=http://www.thisnext.com/browse/1950s/polka-dot/&docid=Xz2dhDr3kvprtM&imgurl=http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/AEB60E91.jpg&w=501&h=501&ei=j0fNT-DpBIPY2QXrzrnqAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=413&vpy=135&dur=1219&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=114&ty=130&sig=111157256670891805434&page=2&tbnh=183&tbnw=183&start=11&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:11,i:126


20 things to do in Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.(i've actually seen that happen)

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.(me and my friend actually did that once)

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! (haha my friend did that once. and then again in a photo booth)

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.


Sneak previews of stories I am thinking about writting, hopefully I will write them.

Sneak Previews:

New Student or not so New Student?: Evelyn Grace was in a homeschooling program for Hogwarts. She is a year 5, what happens when she actually transfers to Hogwarts? Will everything be the same or will it change drastically. (Obviously this is going to be a Harry Potter fic)

Trials of Love: When an old freind of Reid's comes to visist, is she the same as she was before? What's this about Redi having feelings for her? Then there is the crazy serial killer that they have to handle, can everyone survive through the Trials of Love? (This will become a Criminal Minds fic).


If you HATE Edward Cullen, post this on your profile:

1) Its obvious that he is a creeper for the fact he WATCHED a girl sleep BEFROE he talked to her.

2) No self riteous vampire would be all, "Say it. Say it outloud" in a way that makes you turned off

3) Vampires are supposed to be hot, and hes not

4) He is WAY to overprotective. There is a line between ok-ish overprotective and out there

5)He looks like a fag

Everytime you post this add one on to the list


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (How would it change the TwilightVerse if Bella was different in Arizona? Ohhh Story Idea! or if Sakura was like Sasuke! Nooo must not come up with story ideas!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. ("Pssh. Why do I talk to myself, am I crazy?")

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. ('Have you ever noticed that people stare at us when were talk to eachother?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'(Cookies bring great inspiration! And the drink of life-COFFEE)

You live off of sugar and caffeine (Coffee=beverage of life)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.(either that or I will do it on ff)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(i don't like sending emails)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(completly true, once my Gram asked me what i wouldd like for dessert during the week of my Thanksgiving break,and i was talking about A book I read)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.( or random things I think are cool)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(tru,tru)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.( i just got a new computer)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.(I do hurt my wrist alot...)

People think you have A.D.D.(or A.D.H.D)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(always on a suger rush? COUNT ME IN!)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.(My mom hates it when I do it because I do it unconceiuosly)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(giggling is fun)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(my friends join in on my epic reandom-ness-ness-ness-ness...)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(I haven't taken English 101 yet, but i did come close to failing CP English III )

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)



1. Princess? What is goin on! » reviews
After NM, Bella goes to the Volturi and becomes a vampire...better summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 1-23-11 - Bella & Caius
2. Unintentionally Childish » reviews
One shots about ItaSaku-ness. Frist try at crack fic. updating at random. no real inspiration for story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-12 - Published: 1-2-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.
3. Old Friends » reviews
BAU helps White Collar. A girl helps both teams. Neal/Spencer know each other. Better summary inside
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-12 - Published: 8-18-12 - S. Reid & Neal C.
4. Love? Naah! » reviews
Rewrite of Love in Werid Places which I delted. Sakura is New, and joins akatsuki. Do her and Itachi have feelings for eachother? Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-19-12 - Published: 1-13-12 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.
5. Little Sister » reviews
Han has a twin sister, she comes to Tokyo. Han never died. sean is Dk. Better summary at the end hiatus indefiantely
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-12 - Published: 5-2-11 - Han
6. Don't Look Back » reviews
Itasaku. first x-over. Naruto-Bleach. Sakura is treated bad and leaves to the akatsuki. Better summary inside Hiatus indefinately
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-19-12 - Published: 11-6-10
7. Back from the Pain » reviews
Sakura and Hinata were betrayed. What happends when they come back years later, new and improved. Sucky summ. Modern times. Rated T Hiatus Indefinately
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-19-12 - Published: 2-18-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.
8. A Different Side of the Takers » reviews
Elana was smart. To smart fir her brother Johns' liking. She met A.j. at Princeton. She is visitng John in L.A. better summary inside. Hiatus indefinately
Takers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-19-12 - Published: 2-6-11 - A.J.
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