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Author has written 29 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Mentalist, Sherlock Holmes, Prince of Persia, Ironman, Inception, King's Speech, X-Men: The Movie, Thor, Avengers, and Incredible Hulk. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page eighteen, and read line four. What is on the walls of the room you're in? Seen anything weird lately? Tell me something about you that most people don't know. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do? Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Anyway... I'm a pretty young thing who likes writing very much. Although I slave over an original novel every so often, most of the time I find myself abandoning my OCs for attractive men from movies...hence fanfiction. But it's not so bad; I get to improve my writing and hold out my little felt hat for praise. Living the dream. I tend to cling close to my oneshots and no I don't have commitment issues how dare you suggest such a thing. If I could stick with a multi-chappy I would. But I can't seem to let go of the silly idea that I have better things to do with my time. I don't read or write slash, but if that's your cup of tea I won't dump it on your lap. I don't swear either; if you could try and keep it clean too I would very much appreciate it. Stalk me on Tumblr, since I have a disappointing dearth of followers. http://fuzzymarvelblanket.tumblr.com/ Lots of Avengers, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey Jr., Jeremy Renner, and other fun things you can't find anywhere but Tumblr. Now for a snappy ending...I would sing and dance for you but that wouldn't go over well. Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy. | |||||||||
1. Turncoat » reviewsNatasha Romanoff is tired of America, of SHIELD, of being a team player. She has never kept a position this long, and she's uncomfortable. So when a Russian crime gang expresses their desire to eliminate the new superweapon called the Avengers, she agrees to help them. Because she doesn't make friends, she doesn't keep alliances, and she doesn't care. Or so she tells herself.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-4-12 - Published: 8-23-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B.2. You Know I Do reviewsInspired by Natasha's response to Clint's question-does she know what it's like to be unmade? To have someone take her brain and play? How could he forget? Kind of given up on updates, I'm really sorry. More Clintasha fics in store, but I'm just not feeling this one. Rated because assassins kill people. Reviews are incredible.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-12 - Black Widow/Natasha R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete3. Super Soldiers reviewsSteve gets called out on a special mission he doesn't think he's qualified for. Kind of pre-Avengers, more during Avengers, not quite sure. Just read and enjoy that's all. Rated for glass in feet.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-2-12 - Captain America/Steve R. & Hulk/Bruce B.4. Operation Stars and Stripes reviewsSo Coulson's been hearing rumors that somebody found something in the Arctic bearing a striking resemblance to his favorite superhero...but Nick Fury's in no hurry to let him in on it. Kind of adorable Coulson fanboying. Pre-Avengers and technically, pre-Captain America. R&R!Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-30-12 - Agent Phil Coulson & Nick F. - Complete5. Everything and Nothing reviewsThe Avengers are battling Loki's army when Thor receives a message: his brother is mortally wounded. He rushes to his side, but beyond that, he isn't sure what to do. Loki has made it clear where he stands. Has Thor? Rated for injury description. R&R!Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-11-12 - Thor & Loki - Complete6. The Garden » reviewsFollowing Loki's "death", Thor finds himself confused as to whether or not he ever really knew his brother at all. So he visits the one place that was all Loki's... Threeshot. Updates to come as I finish some editing. Please review and do enjoy.Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 1-3-12 - Thor & Loki - Complete7. Help Me reviewsTony is brushing his teeth when he gets an unexpected two AM visitor, and it's not an ex-girlfriend...who could it be? And why won't Jarvis answer the door? Short oneshot. Sort of fluff but not really. No slash, just bromance. Reviews are appreciated.Crossover - Ironman & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-14-11 - A. E. Stark/Tony & B. Banner - Complete8. One Minute of Your Day reviewsSupposing that stray bullet did more than paralyze Charles, Erik and Raven attend his viewing. XMFC, no slash, reviews are more than welcome.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-26-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete9. My Mind Rebels at the Future » reviewsThis is a collection of relatively random interactions between Sherlock Holmes and very ordinary things from the future...present. His future. So obviously it takes place in the now, not the then. Oh goodness, just read it.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,222 - Reviews: 236 - Updated: 7-11-11 - Published: 3-30-10 - S. Holmes10. Inadequacy reviewsBertie is called upon to address the House of Lords and it goes badly, leaving him devastated beyond Elizabeth's attempts at comforting him. In other words, a shining example of how much Bertie hates himself vs. how much Liz loves him. Vaguely pre-Logue.King's Speech - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-11 - Bertie/George VI & Queen Elizabeth - Complete11. Psychologically Disturbed » reviewsHolmes and Watson are caught up in their own personal problems, until an attempt on Watson's life signals the setting in motion of Moriarty's newest plan. The two are thrown into another impossible mystery, putting everyone's lives at stake. R&R!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,054 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 12-4-10 - Published: 4-7-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson12. Quizzical reviewsAriadne is giving Arthur the third degree-but why? Nothing but a fluffy little humor fic. A/A, of course. R&R!Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-27-10 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete13. Facebook reviewsArthur is doing research and Eames wants to...well, not help... Pointless oneshot, no slash, may not make sense if you don't understand Facebook. Rated a little high just to be safe. R&R!Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-6-10 - Eames & Arthur - Complete14. Arthur's Girlfriend reviewsCobb is questioning Arthur about feelings he has noticed the point man developing for a certain architect...yet Eames is making things difficult. Humor fic with serious characters, so we'll see how that works. Oneshot, no slash, minor Arthur/Ariadne. R&R!Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 7-29-10 - Arthur & D. Cobb - Complete15. Just Watson reviewsThis is the unofficial sequel to my other fic, Just Holmes. Hey, I already killed the doctor, why shouldn't I knock off the detective too? Rated for, well...death.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-26-10 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete16. May I Say reviewsTony heads onto a talk show and the interview goes, well, badly. It seems that someone has been spreading rumors about Mr. Stark... Oneshot, R&R plz, all that jazz. Formerly lamely titled Rumors.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-26-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete17. A Walk in the Park reviewsThat's right, it's another Watson-returns-to-Baker-Street fic! Hopefully it's a little bit original. I promise much angst and arguing. No slash, and one sentence of slightly suicidal content. Rated a little high just for that.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-26-10 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete18. The Little Princes reviewsTus, Garsiv, and Dastan are being left to look after themselves for a little while. This can't possibly go well. Rated for small children hitting each other with pretend swords. R&R!Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-17-10 - Dastan & Garsiv - Complete19. Holmes Meets Holmes reviewsI know this has to have been done before, but who doesn't love a good humanly impossible situation? Holmes and Watson from the 2009 movie meet Holmes and Watson from the original books. Much yelling and arguing ensues.Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-17-10 - Sherlock Holmes & S. Holmes - Complete20. Holmes and Watson: Environmentally Conscious reviewsA short story I had to write for science, featuring Holmes and Watson. WARNING: may be educational! D:Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-17-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete21. Things Holmes Has Ingested reviewsHolmes shares a discovery with Watson, leading the doctor to wonder just what else Holmes has nommed over the years. No slash, just a joyful romp through Holmes's insanity. Rated because the doctor is operating.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-31-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete22. The World Without Watson reviewsOneshot, just me putting the scene outside the slaughterhouse into words. Holmes is beginning to realize just how much gravity his actions have. No slash. SPOILERS, don't read if you haven't seen the movie!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-27-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete23. The Question reviewsWatson has an important question that he isn't quite sure how to handle. Holmes attempts to offer him advice with all of his wisdom...or lack thereof, in this field. No slash, R&R!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-23-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete24. Madam reviewsWatson must face a chatty Cockney case-bearer alone. Who is this woman? I guarantee a few surprises.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-14-10 - J. Watson - Complete25. Undercover reviewsWatson is sleeping peacefully...until Holmes bursts in and demands to hide from a pair of thugs in plain sight as Watson's dozing wife. Hard to explain. NO SLASH, but enough bromance to choke the life out of you. Only best friends share beds. R&R!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-8-10 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete26. Doctor Holmes reviewsThe good doctor comes down with a cold, and Holmes's motherly instincts are awakened! However...he was not born to be a medical man... No slash, R&R!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-7-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete27. The Box reviewsOne-shot where Patrick stirs up trouble as usual, this time with such a simple prop as a cardboard box. I really tried to get the team in character, but they're the bane of my existence. Bear with me.Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-10 - Patrick J. - Complete28. Handcuffs reviewsHolmes handcuffed to a bed was ingeniously hilarious...but what if it happened again? That darn Irene! Watson's a little OOC, I apologize in advance. R&R!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-22-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete29. Just Holmes reviewsA rather depressing, rambling, pointless piece involving gun wounds, shouting, and tears! Rated T because children not of the T age should not be watching this movie in the first place! No slash.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-23-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete
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