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Author has written 66 stories for Batman. My deepest apologies to loyal FFnet readers for first, forgetting to remove the "To be continued" from the end of Trophies, which is now complete, and second for failing to get the word out that I will only be archiving completed tales here once or twice a year. That's no reflection on FFnet or its readers, Cat-Tales has simply grown into something larger and more unwieldy than just the stories themselves. The websites, pdfs, ebooks, fan gallery, SL Visitor Center all the rest work together quite well, with FFnet being a time-consuming and labor-intensive outlier. So, to follow stories chapter by chapter, as they are released, please visit catwoman-cattales.com--where you will also find a plethora of special features like the Wayne Family History, fan art gallery, wiki, downloadable wallpapers, as well as and a gateway to the Cat-Tales Visitor Center in Second Life--or else the mobile and iPad-friendly cat-tales.mobi. I do apologize for the inconvenience and the frustration, and I will be posting something here soon to make it up to you. Thanks for reading, everybody. And Ciaomeow, as we say in the real neighborhood. The best audience any writer can hope for is one that demands your best work and then appreciates it. | |||||
1. Trophies » reviewsTrophy. From the Latin tropaeum, a prize, memento, or monument to an enemy's defeat. Of course in the Batcave, it might mean something else.Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,704 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-28-11 - Published: 1-20-11 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete2. A Bon Chat, Bon Rat reviewsCat—Tale 62: "And Paris," Bruce said. "We could do some shopping. Walk into the original Cartier through the front door without... upsetting anyone."Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-5-11 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete3. Electron 29 » reviewsCat—Tale 61: They call it the Grifter's Curse. If a long con player, mob boss or theme rogue falls victim to a smalltime scam, bad luck will follow.Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,247 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-1-10 - Published: 9-13-10 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete4. Don't Fear the Joker » reviewsCat—Tale 60: Scarecrow is the fear rogue. Everybody knows that. What if he realizes he's not the one they're afraid of?Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,977 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 8-25-10 - Published: 1-20-10 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete5. Do No Harm » reviewsCat—Tale 59: Untold Tales from the first year of Bruce and Selina's relationship.Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,801 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 1-9-10 - Published: 11-6-09 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete6. Demon's in the Details » reviewsCat—Tale 58: Ra's al Ghul. Atlantis. Batman. What could possibly go wrong?Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 4-7-09 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete7. Not My Kink » reviewsCat—Tale 57: Five weeks. Catwoman is no crimefighter. Never has been. Never will be. She just has to get through these next five weeks.Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,946 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 11-12-08 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete8. Armchair Detective » reviewsCat—Tale 56:Some nights you get to swing across the city on a silken batline, pose on rooftops like an ever-present Angel of Justice, and pummel bad guys to the pavement with a satisfying thump…Other times you have to sit and exercise the little gray cellBatman - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,294 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 7-21-08 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete9. I Believe in Harvey Dent » reviewsCat—Tale 55: Sooner or later, everyone has to face the pastBatman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,894 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete10. War of the Poses » reviewsCat—Tale 54: All Sly wanted was to get through Vault's opening night without running out of bourbon. He never meant to crown Catwoman queen of the underworld. Nevertheless...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,698 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 10-29-07 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete11. Short Tales reviewsCat—Tale 53: Interlinked tales of Bat, Cat, and Gotham.Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-8-07 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete12. Vault » reviewsCat—Tale 52: The Iceberg burned down? An opportunity for Batman might not be very good news for Selina... or Gotham nightlife... or Swiss banking.Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,602 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 5-31-07 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete13. Riddle Me Tropolis » reviewsCat—Tale 51: Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham, and really, who can blame him?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,511 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete14. 00000—001 » reviewsCat—Tale 50: A double homicide in Gotham's Park Row, one witness, juvenile. Unsolved.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,326 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 1-5-07 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete15. The New Black » reviewsCat—Tales 49: Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, Harvey Dent and Claudia Muffington, Could it be the new society trend? Are rogues The New Black?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,810 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 12-22-06 - Published: 10-31-06 - Selina K. & Bruce W.16. amuse bouche reviewsCat—Tale 48: amuse bouche Fr. 1. to amuse the mouth, 2. a small bite before the meal begins.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete17. Blueprints » reviewsCat—Tales 47: With nearly every Rogue in Gotham up the river, that must be good news for Batman, right? Right? RIGHT?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,921 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 8-3-06 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete18. The Gotham Post » reviewsCat—Tale 46: Once upon a time a tabloid went too far, Catwoman responded, and Gotham has never been the same. Wait til you see what happens this time.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,622 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 7-26-06 - Published: 4-4-06 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete19. Fortune Cookies » reviewsCat—Tale 45: After the Crisis Catverse, there's a lot of other Gothamites to catch up with.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,532 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete20. String Theory » reviewsCat—Tale 44: That's not an infinite crisis. THIS is as an Infinite Crisis.Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,518 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 10-19-05 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete21. Napoleon's Plan » reviewsCat—Tale 43: Ra's al Ghul has a plan, a simple twopart plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens. What could go wrong?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 8-16-05 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete22. Deja Vu All Over Again » reviewsCat—Tales 42: Hugo Strange, Beloved, The Post giving prominent Gothamites a radical makeover... Ever have that strange feeling this has all happened before?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,583 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 5-19-05 - Complete23. Identity Element » reviewsCat—Tales 41: A Hell Month like never before as fallout from Identity Crisis reaches GothamBatman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,025 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 5-14-05 - Published: 2-15-05 - Complete24. Perennials » reviewsCat—Tales 40: No TwoFace? No Harley Quinn? Poison Ivy is not happy, and when Gaia's Chosen isn't happy...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 12-13-04 - Complete25. Polishing Silver » reviewsCat—Tales 39: The Journal of Alfred Pennyworth offers a below stairs perspective of life at Wayne Manor.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,929 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-5-04 - Published: 10-20-04 - Complete26. Fool » reviewsCat—Tales 38: In Shakespeare, only the Fool can mock the king. In Gotham...it's Harley's birthday.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-13-04 - Published: 8-17-04 - Complete27. Strange Bedfellows » reviewsCat—Tales 37: Luthor resigned, Riddler knows, Talia is... Story Concludes in Chapter 10EvolutionBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,826 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 8-6-04 - Published: 5-19-04 - Complete28. World's Finest: Red Cape, Big City » reviewsCat—Tales 36: a JLAin't Crossover when Clark and Lois come to Gotham. Chapter 8: Thou Twofaced Jerkwad Thou!Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,263 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-12-04 - Published: 2-25-04 - Complete29. Go Rin No Sho » reviewsCat—Tales 35: The Book of Five Rings: Samurai Manual of Combat Strategy. The problem? How can Bruce Wayne be a playboy with a livein girlfriend?Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 1-12-04 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete30. An Iceberg Tale » reviewsCat—Tales 34: Sometimes even rogues want to go where everybody knows their nameBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,719 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 11-4-03 - Complete31. Cattitude » reviewsCat—Tales 33: 'Selina had no one defining moment that made her Catwoman …but she didn't spring out of the sidewalk at age 23 wearing a catsuit either'Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 9-27-03 - Complete32. Women Lacking Complexity » reviewsCat—Tales 32: The women of Gotham... and the men they confuse.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 9-17-03 - Published: 8-11-03 - Complete33. An Arkham Tale » reviewsCat—Tales 31: Life is seldom dull inside Dr. Jerry's house o funBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-4-03 - Published: 7-24-03 - Complete34. Splitzville » reviewsCat—Tales 30: Joker and Harley have split up. Meanwhile far from Gotham ...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-17-03 - Published: 6-3-03 - Complete35. Highland Games » reviewsCat—Tales 29: Life goes on after Hell Month. Jason Blood is back in Gotham, Dick is in a kilt, and Poison Ivy doesn't like the sound of this caber tossingBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-22-03 - Published: 4-29-03 - Complete36. Awkward Pauses » reviewsCat—Tales 28: A Cat—Tale and Twofaced Tale running in parallelBatman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,175 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 4-21-03 - Published: 1-23-03 - Complete37. Secrets » reviewsCat—Tales 27: Houdini's Tome of Secrets is up for sale in Gotham. Riddler wants it, curse or no curse, so does Zatanna.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-15-03 - Published: 12-4-02 - Complete38. Blonde Jokes » reviewsCat—Tales 26: Joker's telling blonde jokes instead of killing people and that's not even the weird partBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-22-02 - Published: 11-16-02 - Complete39. Torches » reviewsCat—Tales 25: Vignettes of unrequited love, Country Music, and Bao Tu JambonBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-5-02 - Published: 10-24-02 - Complete40. Trick or Treat » reviewsCat—Tales 24: An exhibit celebrating the Mystery Whodunit opens on Halloween nightBatman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-17-02 - Published: 10-3-02 - Complete41. Loose Ends » reviewsCat—Tales 23: Roadtrip!Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-27-02 - Published: 9-17-02 - Complete42. Pussywhipped » reviewsCat—Tales 22: F. Miller, author of CATWOMAN AN UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY, invades Selina's turf d'Annunzio'sBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-6-02 - Complete43. What's New Pussycat » reviewsCat—Tales 21 Heard the Latest? The Gotham RumorMill is humming louder than ever...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-24-02 - Published: 7-14-02 - Complete44. Knight Life » reviewsCat—Tales 20 An ordinary night in the life of Batman... before complications set in.Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,904 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 6-29-02 - Published: 4-18-02 - Complete45. Dearly Beloved » reviewsCat—Tales 19: The good luck mojo old, new, borrowed and blue is in place...and now...Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-8-02 - Barbara G. & Richard G./Batman - Complete46. Something Blue » reviewsCat—Tales 18: Blue: 1 a primary color 2 offcolor, suggestive or lewdBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-25-02 - Published: 3-21-02 - Complete47. Something Borrowed » reviewsCat—Tales 17: Borrowed like borrowed, or borrowed like STOLEN? This isn't a Martha Stewart WeddingBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 3-14-02 - Published: 3-7-02 - Complete48. Something New » reviewsCat—Tales 16: Joker in Arkham doesn't necessarily mean Joker's out of the game.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-1-02 - Published: 2-11-02 - Complete49. Something Old » reviewsCat—Tales 15: Joker's back. But it's Alfred's archenemy, Anatole, the French Chef from next door who may be the greater cause for concern...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 2-6-02 - Published: 1-27-02 - Complete50. Times Gone By » reviewsCat—Tales 14: No one could foresee what Dick & Barb's engagement set in motionBatman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 1-20-02 - Published: 12-31-01 - Complete51. Knight Before Christmas » reviewsCat—Tales 13: You think mistletoe is deadly? Stay away from the rumballs.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-17-01 - Complete52. We Gather Together reviewsCat—Tales 12: Thanksgiving at Wayne ManorBatman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-21-01 - Complete53. Wateringhole reviewsCat—Tales 11: Where do they all get those wonderful toys?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-12-01 - Complete54. The R—Word reviewsCat—Tales 10: If a certain Gothamite has really reformed, there's bound to be falloutBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-3-01 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete55. Satori » reviewsCat—Tales 9: after the silliness in FUN & GAMES and PLAN 9, the pendulum swings back...Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-1-01 - Published: 10-5-01 - Complete56. Plan 9 from the Demon's Head » reviewsCat—Tales 8: Smart Demon, Foolish ChoicesBatman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-25-01 - Published: 9-21-01 - Complete57. Fun and Games reviewsCat—Tales 7: As the saying goes...'And Now for something Completely Different'Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-15-01 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete58. Domestic Affairs » reviewsCat—Tales 6: Man does not live by crimefighting aloneBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-8-01 - Published: 9-7-01 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete59. Such an Idiot » reviewsCat—Tales 5: It was only a matter of time before Batman realized the implications of his new girlfriend's criminal connections.Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-30-01 - Published: 8-22-01 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete60. Catfight » reviewsCat—Tales 4: You all know what a catfight is, right?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-26-01 - Published: 6-19-01 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete61. Heard the latest? reviewsCat—Tales 3: Bruce and Selina aren't the only Gothamites with private lives between the panelsBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-24-01 - Complete62. Normal » reviewsCat—Tales 2: After 'A Girl's Got to Protect Her Reputation' Batman and Catwoman try to make sense of their relationshipBatman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 6-13-01 - Published: 4-17-01 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete63. A Girl’s Gotta Protect Her Reputation » reviewsCat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of handBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 4-5-01 - Published: 3-8-01 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete64. The Morning After » reviewsDick Grayson makes a surprise visit to the manorBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 10-15-00 - Complete65. Two Days Later » reviewsBruce and Selina in the Art World of Gotham CityBatman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 10-20-00 - Complete
