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since: 10-15-00, id: 22266, Profile Updated: 11-06-09
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Author has written 62 stories for Batman.

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-Gepeto, the AI game


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1. Do No Harm » reviews
Untold Tales from the first year of Bruce and Selina's relationship.
Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,231 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 11-6-09 - Bruce W. & Selina K.
2. Demon's in the Details » reviews
Cat—Tale 58: Ra's al Ghul. Atlantis. Batman. What could possibly go wrong?
Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 4-7-09 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
3. Not My Kink » reviews
Cat—Tale 57: Five weeks. Catwoman is no crimefighter. Never has been. Never will be. She just has to get through these next five weeks.
Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,946 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 11-12-08 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
4. Armchair Detective » reviews
Cat—Tale 56:Some nights you get to swing across the city on a silken batline, pose on rooftops like an ever-present Angel of Justice, and pummel bad guys to the pavement with a satisfying thump…Other times you have to sit and exercise the little gray cell
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,294 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 7-21-08 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
5. I Believe in Harvey Dent » reviews
Cat—Tale 55: Sooner or later, everyone has to face the past
Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,894 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
6. War of the Poses » reviews
Cat—Tale 54: All Sly wanted was to get through Vault's opening night without running out of bourbon. He never meant to crown Catwoman queen of the underworld. Nevertheless...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,698 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 10-29-07 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
7. Short Tales reviews
Cat—Tale 53: Interlinked tales of Bat, Cat, and Gotham.
Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-8-07 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
8. Vault » reviews
Cat—Tale 52: The Iceberg burned down? An opportunity for Batman might not be very good news for Selina... or Gotham nightlife... or Swiss banking.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,602 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 5-31-07 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
9. Riddle Me Tropolis » reviews
Cat—Tale 51: Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham, and really, who can blame him?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,511 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete
10. 00000—001 » reviews
Cat—Tale 50: A double homicide in Gotham's Park Row, one witness, juvenile. Unsolved.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,326 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 1-5-07 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
11. The New Black » reviews
Cat—Tales 49: Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, Harvey Dent and Claudia Muffington, Could it be the new society trend? Are rogues The New Black?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,810 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 12-22-06 - Published: 10-31-06 - Selina K. & Bruce W.
12. amuse bouche reviews
Cat—Tale 48: amuse bouche Fr. 1. to amuse the mouth, 2. a small bite before the meal begins.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete
13. Blueprints » reviews
Cat—Tales 47: With nearly every Rogue in Gotham up the river, that must be good news for Batman, right? Right? RIGHT?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,921 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 8-3-06 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
14. The Gotham Post » reviews
Cat—Tale 46: Once upon a time a tabloid went too far, Catwoman responded, and Gotham has never been the same. Wait til you see what happens this time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,622 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 7-26-06 - Published: 4-4-06 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
15. Fortune Cookies » reviews
Cat—Tale 45: After the Crisis Catverse, there's a lot of other Gothamites to catch up with.
Batman - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,532 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete
16. String Theory » reviews
Cat—Tale 44: That's not an infinite crisis. THIS is as an Infinite Crisis.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,518 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 10-19-05 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
17. Napoleon's Plan » reviews
Cat—Tale 43: Ra's al Ghul has a plan, a simple twopart plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens. What could go wrong?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 8-16-05 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
18. Deja Vu All Over Again » reviews
Cat—Tales 42: Hugo Strange, Beloved, The Post giving prominent Gothamites a radical makeover... Ever have that strange feeling this has all happened before?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,583 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 5-19-05 - Complete
19. Identity Element » reviews
Cat—Tales 41: A Hell Month like never before as fallout from Identity Crisis reaches Gotham
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,025 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 5-14-05 - Published: 2-15-05 - Complete
20. Perennials » reviews
Cat—Tales 40: No TwoFace? No Harley Quinn? Poison Ivy is not happy, and when Gaia's Chosen isn't happy...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 12-13-04 - Complete
21. Polishing Silver » reviews
Cat—Tales 39: The Journal of Alfred Pennyworth offers a below stairs perspective of life at Wayne Manor.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,929 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-5-04 - Published: 10-20-04 - Complete
22. Fool » reviews
Cat—Tales 38: In Shakespeare, only the Fool can mock the king. In Gotham...it's Harley's birthday.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-13-04 - Published: 8-17-04 - Complete
23. Strange Bedfellows » reviews
Cat—Tales 37: Luthor resigned, Riddler knows, Talia is... Story Concludes in Chapter 10Evolution
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,826 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 8-6-04 - Published: 5-19-04 - Complete
24. World's Finest: Red Cape, Big City » reviews
Cat—Tales 36: a JLAin't Crossover when Clark and Lois come to Gotham. Chapter 8: Thou Twofaced Jerkwad Thou!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,263 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 5-12-04 - Published: 2-25-04 - Complete
25. Go Rin No Sho » reviews
Cat—Tales 35: The Book of Five Rings: Samurai Manual of Combat Strategy. The problem? How can Bruce Wayne be a playboy with a livein girlfriend?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 1-12-04 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
26. An Iceberg Tale » reviews
Cat—Tales 34: Sometimes even rogues want to go where everybody knows their name
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,719 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 11-4-03 - Complete
27. Cattitude » reviews
Cat—Tales 33: 'Selina had no one defining moment that made her Catwoman …but she didn't spring out of the sidewalk at age 23 wearing a catsuit either'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 9-27-03 - Complete
28. Women Lacking Complexity » reviews
Cat—Tales 32: The women of Gotham... and the men they confuse.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-17-03 - Published: 8-11-03 - Complete
29. An Arkham Tale » reviews
Cat—Tales 31: Life is seldom dull inside Dr. Jerry's house o fun
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-4-03 - Published: 7-24-03 - Complete
30. Splitzville » reviews
Cat—Tales 30: Joker and Harley have split up. Meanwhile far from Gotham ......
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-17-03 - Published: 6-3-03 - Complete
31. Highland Games » reviews
Cat—Tales 29: Life goes on after Hell Month. Jason Blood is back in Gotham, Dick is in a kilt, and Poison Ivy doesn't like the sound of this caber tossing
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-22-03 - Published: 4-29-03 - Complete
32. Awkward Pauses » reviews
Cat—Tales 28: A Cat—Tale and Twofaced Tale running in parallel
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,175 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 4-21-03 - Published: 1-23-03 - Complete
33. Secrets » reviews
Cat—Tales 27: Houdini's Tome of Secrets is up for sale in Gotham. Riddler wants it, curse or no curse, so does Zatanna.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-15-03 - Published: 12-4-02 - Complete
34. Blonde Jokes » reviews
Cat—Tales 26: Joker's telling blonde jokes instead of killing people and that's not even the weird part
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-22-02 - Published: 11-16-02 - Complete
35. Torches » reviews
Cat—Tales 25: Vignettes of unrequited love, Country Music, and Bao Tu Jambon
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-5-02 - Published: 10-24-02 - Complete
36. Trick or Treat » reviews
Cat—Tales 24: An exhibit celebrating the Mystery Whodunit opens on Halloween night
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-17-02 - Published: 10-3-02 - Complete
37. Loose Ends » reviews
Cat—Tales 23: Roadtrip!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-27-02 - Published: 9-17-02 - Complete
38. Pussywhipped » reviews
Cat—Tales 22: F. Miller, author of CATWOMAN AN UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY, invades Selina's turf d'Annunzio's
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-6-02 - Complete
39. What's New Pussycat » reviews
Cat—Tales 21 Heard the Latest? The Gotham RumorMill is humming louder than ever...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-24-02 - Published: 7-14-02 - Complete
40. Knight Life » reviews
Cat—Tales 20 An ordinary night in the life of Batman... before complications set in.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,904 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 6-29-02 - Published: 4-18-02 - Complete
41. Dearly Beloved » reviews
Cat—Tales 19: The good luck mojo old, new, borrowed and blue is in place...and now...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-8-02 - Barbara G. & Richard G. - Complete
42. Something Blue » reviews
Cat—Tales 18: Blue: 1 a primary color 2 offcolor, suggestive or lewd
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-25-02 - Published: 3-21-02 - Complete
43. Something Borrowed » reviews
Cat—Tales 17: Borrowed like borrowed, or borrowed like STOLEN? This isn't a Martha Stewart Wedding
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 3-14-02 - Published: 3-7-02 - Complete
44. Something New » reviews
Cat—Tales 16: Joker in Arkham doesn't necessarily mean Joker's out of the game.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-1-02 - Published: 2-11-02 - Complete
45. Something Old » reviews
Cat—Tales 15: Joker's back. But it's Alfred's archenemy, Anatole, the French Chef from next door who may be the greater cause for concern...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-6-02 - Published: 1-27-02 - Complete
46. Times Gone By » reviews
Cat—Tales 14: No one could foresee what Dick & Barb's engagement set in motion
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-20-02 - Published: 12-31-01 - Complete
47. Knight Before Christmas » reviews
Cat—Tales 13: You think mistletoe is deadly? Stay away from the rumballs.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-17-01 - Complete
48. We Gather Together reviews
Cat—Tales 12: Thanksgiving at Wayne Manor
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-21-01 - Complete
49. Wateringhole reviews
Cat—Tales 11: Where do they all get those wonderful toys?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-12-01 - Complete
50. The R—Word reviews
Cat—Tales 10: If a certain Gothamite has really reformed, there's bound to be fallout
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-3-01 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
51. Satori » reviews
Cat—Tales 9: after the silliness in FUN & GAMES and PLAN 9, the pendulum swings back...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-1-01 - Published: 10-5-01 - Complete
52. Plan 9 from the Demon's Head » reviews
Cat—Tales 8: Smart Demon, Foolish Choices
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-25-01 - Published: 9-21-01 - Complete
53. Fun and Games reviews
Cat—Tales 7: As the saying goes...'And Now for something Completely Different'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-15-01 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
54. Domestic Affairs » reviews
Cat—Tales 6: Man does not live by crimefighting alone
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-8-01 - Published: 9-7-01 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
55. Such an Idiot » reviews
Cat—Tales 5: It was only a matter of time before Batman realized the implications of his new girlfriend's criminal connections.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-30-01 - Published: 8-22-01 - Bruce W. & Selina K. - Complete
56. Catfight » reviews
Cat—Tales 4: You all know what a catfight is, right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 7-26-01 - Published: 6-19-01 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
57. Heard the latest? reviews
Cat—Tales 3: Bruce and Selina aren’t the only Gothamites with private lives between the panels
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-24-01 - Complete
58. Normal » reviews
Cat—Tales 2: After 'A Girl's Got to Protect Her Reputation' Batman and Catwoman try to make sense of their relationship
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-13-01 - Published: 4-17-01 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
59. A Girl’s Gotta Protect Her Reputation » reviews
Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 4-5-01 - Published: 3-8-01 - Selina K. & Bruce W. - Complete
60. The Morning After » reviews
Dick Grayson makes a surprise visit to the manor
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 10-15-00 - Complete
61. Two Days Later » reviews
Bruce and Selina in the Art World of Gotham City
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 10-20-00 - Complete
62. Catharsis reviews
Alfred's cure for the holiday blues
Batman - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-24-00 - Complete
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