PLEASE R&R! Good or bad i just want to know how you feel about my work.

im female almost 18 on March 3rd woot! i'm crazy and most people seem to like that about me! call me Phillipe! I just turned 18 March 3!

i love EVERYTHING MARVEL! Invader Zim, Death Jr, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (I'm not a fan of GSR which i like to call Gun Shot Residue doesnt sound like love-especially if you put it that way ROTFLMAO!) Spongebob, Family Guy, Bleach, Angel Sanctuary, Lots of games, Lots of Anime, All music except for country, okay let's just say i love a lot of different types of things (crazy! I know but what can a hyper, energetic, random person like me do for fun if I didn't like lots of different things?) and i'll think of more later lol!

I am a newcommer to fanfiction. My friend Spirit Elma AKA: Josephine (and other names i can't remember for the life of me) got me to make an account.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and leave it all behind then POST THIS on your page. Pick the stereotypes that fit you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

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92 of the teen population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. I'm part of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background. Are you with me?

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

~5 Truths of Life~

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

I will soon be writing parodies. I love to write them they are a lot of fun if anyone has any suggestions on what to write about please tell me.

I am currently writing a story about ghost rider. If anyone has any suggestions on what they would like to see please tell me.

I know nearly all Marvel characters if anyone has any suggestions on which ones they want to hear about please tell me because I will write about all of them because I LOVE MARVEL EVERYTHING!!

"hey i love to write so why not post some things so other people can read it for me Q.Q ROTFLMAO!" as a non-famous person once said!

Soon i will be posting some of the MARVEL based stories i have written but i must first find the notebooks i wrote them in! ='( which includes x men, ghost rider, spiderman, etc. I will also be posting stories on other movies such as Hellboy, batman, underworld, etc. Trust me i have lots of them that people seem to like.

"The Carnival" (will update soon)

BASIS:

“the Carnival” is a story that I have created based on ideas and truths that are also featured in “Alice in Wonderland”, “Full Tilt”, “Bridge to Tarabithia”, the song “Walking With Strangers” by The Birthday Massacre, and a collection of legends I like to call the mysteries of the water, which contains such of the mysteries that are shown in the Animal Planet show “River Monsters”. If you have not heard of/read/seen any of these you will still enjoy the story if you like stories filled with mystery, fantasy, imagination, and darkness.

SUMMARY:

14-year-old girl is swimming with friends at a lake they always swim at every summer since they were all about 5. She mysteriously ‘drowns’ right in front of their eyes. What really happened may be much worse than drowning in a lake.

"Spongebob and Patrick in Candyland" (will update soon)

Basis:

Spongebob Squarepants and Candyland the reason for this story is an assignment in school is to write a children's book and i picked to write about Spongebob and Patrick and there was a game of candyland on the shelf (i was trying to think of ideas) and i decided to put the two together.

Summary:

Spongebob and Patrick are jelly fishing one day out in Jellyfish Fields and they go too far and stumble into the world of Candyland.

"Dawn-to-Dusk" (will update soon)

Basis:

Grimm reaper and Death Jr

Summary:

Baby appears in an elderly woman's garage: little does she know the powers and parents this child has.

"Question Mark ?" (now finished)

Basis:

title came from the fact that there are a lot of questions in the story

Summary:

guy has troubles with his father and the death of his mother: internal conflict turns external

Basis:

The Birthday Massacre

Summary:

17 year old girl has a sleep over party with her friends to celebrate her turning 18. Her parents leave them at the house by themselves. They figure that 9 17-18 year old girls can very well take care of themselves. They were wrong. An uninvited guest comes to spoil the fun.

"Grissom's return" (will post soon)

Basis:

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and the hope that Grissom will someday return if only for a short time

Summary:

Catherine gets kidnapped in a kidnapping gone wrong and they need Grissom's help to find her. Only he will be able to find her. (I'm not a GSR Gun Shot Residue shipper)

"War is Appearant" (will post soon)

Basis:

War games

Summary:

Young gamer gets trapped inside the game and not as the charater with the skills to get him out. He relies on another young gamer who just happened upon the game to get him out. She is young and inexperienced in the game but she has to get him out somehow. She ends up as the character that is played in the game. He is a side character that is supposed to be controlled by the computer but no longer is.

I will be posting poems soon as well! please R&R! =D

NOTE: if you think you would be interested in reading my stories send a message. knowing someone wants to read my stories gives me motivation and inspiration to write and makes me write better. =D All stories will be updated soon!