| piamina |
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. I'm 12 years old live in Florida Totally luv twilight and everything else about it! I'm Team Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. I'll be Burger King You'll be Mcdonalds Ill be doing it my way And you'll be lovin it! FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! | |||||
1. All i wanted was some freakin cereal! reviewsOneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-3-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. The Cullens,Walmart,and Mike Newton » reviewsThe Cullens decide to break into Walmart!Join them as they play Truth or Dare, Strip poker, and trash Walmart by breaking their trampolines and making waterslides, letting animals loose and waterfights. Others may enter: Mike, Eric, Ben, and many othersTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-3-10 - Emmett & Bella3. Ready,Set,Cut! » reviewsWell lets just say filming twilight wasnt really as easy as it looked.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-2-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Texting,Dares,and Emmet! reviewsWhat happens when Edward leaves bella with emmett and jasper?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,704 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete