| Trancyhive |
Author has written 4 stories for Kuroshitsuji. ~Is currently working on a sequel for his master, his bitch.~ Hi. I'm a girl in my twenties and dont message me saying how anime is cartoons. I love reading and drawing and watching a certain anime, kuroshitsuji 2 aka black butler 2. Alois is love forever. i love how he lived at a time children didn't do what he did. Bold everything that is stereotyped about you: I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart, and a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST hate blacks. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times. I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. | |||||||
1. his master, gaining »Just like the title suggests Sebastian fattens up his young master. With some surprises. Alois and Claude may show their faces. rated m for language in later chapters. do not own kuroshitsujiKuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,705 - Published: 3-27-12 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P. - Complete2. extra ronald reviewsGrell provides the tea. What this tea does depends on you reading it. a bit of crack based upon the drawing by prisonsuitrabbitman.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-12 - Grell S. & Ronald K.3. More Alois reviewsJust like the title suggests, in this fic Claude fattens up his young donna-sama. Don't judge me. i know it has a weak beginning but its sweet. one shot crackKuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-13-12 - Alois T. & Claude F. - Complete4. kuroshitsuji hotness reviewspremise: Alios goes to London and brings Ceil back a t-shirt that says My boyfriend went to London and all he brought for me was this stupid t shirt which is just an excuse to see Ceil get naked. Setting: modern times. Uke: Alois Seme: Ceil its crap i knoKuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-11 - Ciel P. & Alois T. - Complete