HimekoUchia
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since: 01-30-10, id: 2235711, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
country: Hong Kong
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HimekoUchia: Hi there people! You may call me Himeko Uchiha. Yup, that's right, I'm a Jonin from Konoha (a very young one I must say) and I'm Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha's younger sister (though Sasuke is my older twin). My best friends are Naruto, Gaara, Temari and Hinata. I'm probably the only ninja in all the lands to walk around with a forehead protector with a love kanji and all the village symbols carved into it. I really believe in unity. I wish for peace in all lands and will only fight with my awesome skill to protect my loved ones. Its my ninja way!!

My brother: Get real sis! You do not live in the Naruto world, and Gaara will never be your boyfriend, OK?

HimekoUChia: You're just jealous 'cause I can use the Sharingan! And that I know countries! I'm buddies with Russia, Norway and all the Hetalia characters! And I now have this other fantasy where...

My brother: O.O god it got worse.

Name: HimekoUchia. Hime-chan or for friends! I have another name but I took it off because I realized that putting it on here wasn't a great idea in the first place. Aw well. If you know my real name, coolio.

Age: Turning 16 in February!

Sex: I'm a girl, duh...

Birthday: 17th February (easy)

Nationality: um... Okay I'm French, but my first language is English, and half my family is Shanghainese (Chinese) but I've lived in Hong Kong my whole entire life... so it's up to you to decide what I am specificaly. I just consider myself as an Earthling.

Likes: Manga (NARUTO & HETALIA), Anime, Books, drawing, writing, Peace, Jokes (blond, riddles, dirty etc), blue, purple, mango milkshakes, banana ice-cream, anything with chocolate, weird food, internet, love, ai, amour, amor, saying words in different languages, boys, yaoi, yuri, MUSIC (pop, r&b, rock, country, disco, hip hop, dance etc), pretending I'm part of the Naruto series, doing ninja hand signs (its cool... really), animals, REVIEWERS!!! I love you guys! I recently discovered my love for Nerf guns... N-Strike Recon CS-6 biatches!!!!

Dislikes: People who hate, Racism, people who fight, people who hate manga, bugs, homophobes, sexists, FLAMERS! Leave me alone haters! I'm only a fifteen year old writing fanfictions because I have a manga obsession *fake cry* Leave me alone! Or at least make you flames more interesting to read! Actually, no matter, flames will be used to keep Norway warm in winter.

Me: Well, I guess that I'm nice, like hugging people, perverted but trying to hide it from my pretty clean minded friends (which is a failed attempt XD, they are now contaminated), funny i guess, messy, smart ( though I don't think i have ever studied for more than 10 minutes in my life, I keep getting good grades... except in PE, I'm a fail there), i try to relate to people and try to help them figure out their problems (my mom calls me a helping-people-obsessed-freak, sorta), and i guess i tend to be a little crabby when I'm depressed, I'm shy (sometimes), talkative... And I have an 13 year old brother. And... I think that I might be... strange. Tripolar type strange. I change from a hyper manga-fan girly girl to a messy tomboyish kung-fu video game freak, then to a talkative smart-ass to a depressive, silent weirdo...

Dreams for the future: Pffffttt... I have no idea. I definitely want to write for the rest of my puny human life though. I'll probably study psychology because it helps in my dream to become a writer and because I would love to get payed to tell people how much they suck (nicely, of course). I've also recently discovered that relative physics are awesome. I dream of entering Cambridge/Harvard/MIT/Oxford/Yale/ etc. Other jobs that mildly interest me are computer programming, some type of design, something with languages, maybe business... As long as I can write, at least on the side, and still make some money while doing a job I don't hate, I'll lead a happy life.

10 things you probably didn't know about me:
1. I get crushes very fast, but fall in love slowly
2. I am left handed and redheaded. Double weird rainbow. Yes, I have recieved threats of being thrown in a bonfire for witchcraft.
3. I PMS reeeaaalllly bad. Ask anyone.
4. I over obsess over my hair, nails and eyebrows the most.
5. When I'm tired, my mind has no more censorship. Everything and anything comes out
6. I'm a clean freak but not a neat freak
7. I can't stand butterflies, especially moths... Long story short, one day, I was all clean and fresh out of the shower and a moth decided to commit suicide on my leg. See #6.
8. I can talk English, French and Mandarin more or less fluently. I can now communicate in noob Spanish. I understand Shanghainese and Cantonese but can't speak them. I am self-teaching myself ASL and Russian. I will learn Arabic, Japanese, German and Italian before I die as well.
9. I don't hate anyone. I simply can't. That doesn't mean that I love everyone though. I have a pretty short temper.
10. I know how to fake a Russian accent (had to learn for a play)

Current Fanfiction:

The Battle Plan
Armed with dangerous weapons like a laptop with internet connection, three teens from our world will complete a mission to the Naruto world: Have fun! The ninjas better watch out. Who knows who will be the next victim. GaaraxOC, NejiTen, ShikaTema and others. Maybe SasuNaru and SasukexOC. Starts at Pre-chunin. Rated T. R&R (RomanceXHumor)
How much left: NA, really long

And Now We're Stuck Together
Sequel to ANISHWY! The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. Rated T. Family/Angst
How much left: shorter than the prequel

Finished Fanfiction:

There Is A France Under My Bed
Germany is awaken in the middle of the night by a horrifying sound coming from under his bed. "Hon hon hon..." Why the heck is France hiding under his bed? France-centric. Rated T for language, randomness and, well, France. (HumorXParody)

And Now I'm Stuck Here With You
The Sand Sibs go missing whilst on a mission to the Land of Waves. What will happen when they get shipwrecked onto a deserted island? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. Sand Sibs family and friendship story! Rated T. R&R (Hurt/ComfortXFamily)

Hinata and the Orange Juice!
What happens when Ino messes up Hinata's orange juice? What happens if this leaves the shy little Hyuga completely hyper and daring? Why, she is going give people a piece of her mind of course! And when Gaara comes to Suna? Hinata is going to share the love! But what happens if Sasuke accidentally gets pulled into this mess? Rated T for swearing, randomness, weirdness and the shock of hyper Hinata! Please R&R! Used to be a one shot, but is now a three chaptered two shot! Complete! (HumorXParody)
Another chapter to be written!

The KazeKage's Blind Date
The Kazekage is getting more bitter by the second and Gaara is starting to get irritated. However, with Shukaku's help, the redhead decides to set him up on a date. A blind date. This is going to be fun. K because of a few not totally childish themes. Fourth KazekagexOC. One-Shot! Complete! Rated K. R&R (RomanceXHumorXFamily)

Itachi and the Dango Stick!
cookies/credit to 97chaoscat for the idea!
Akatsuki version of 'Hinata and the Orange Juice'! Kisame really wants Itachi to relax for once, so he asks Sasori for some 'happy powder' to use on his partner. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not... Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down. (HumorXParody)
Fanart: http://browse.deviantart.com/fanart/?qh=ion=&q=itachiandthedangostick#/d4zxrao
by PokeLuver14/Tankesshou

Future Fanfiction:

I'm going to try finishing or at least progressing on my current work. I also have a couple ideas for random crazy Gaara "What if...?" one-shots, a short Sweden x Finland story, a short FrUk, an Edelweiss and once I finish ANWST... drum roll...
A long Hetalia story coming up! Involves MANY lovely pairings, wine picking, Burgundy, comedy, drama, angst, tragedy and the Russian Mafia...

Or click here for my livejournal or my other original fiction:

http://himekouchia.livejournal.com/

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/778858/

Or alternate fanfiction sites you can find me on (with this red button thing going around, I just wanted to be safe. If you guys want to spread your stories over the net, I suggest these sites for you, though Fanficion.net is easily the most convenient and popular):

http://archiveofourown.org/users/HimekoUchia/pseuds/HimekoUchia

http://foreverfandom.net/viewuser.php?uid=54506

http://fannation.shades-of-moonlight.com/archive/viewuser.php?uid=876

Friends (in real life) on FF.net:

PaperDream (writes awesome Hetalia fanfiction), On A Rocketship To Pigfarts (Harry Potter), AngryMagic (Once Upon A Time) and our co-run account for a Harry Potter fanfiction coming up: CookieDictatorship

Quotes:

me: I wanna be an architect!!

mom: I thought you wanted to be a writer?

me: nah, I'm saving that for retirement.

mom: O.O

Look, there is something I always wanted to tell you... I've known you for such a long time...you truly are special to me, and...How do I say this? Can I borrow your eraser? My friend Noemie

(to my friends, mother, brother and teacher) Say... Does anyone know how long it takes for slices of chicken meat to fry over an open fire, on a pan, without olive oil? Me

(to Spanish Teacher) So... Sir... You want to know about my ideal female or masculine life partner? Well, I'm a pretty open minded guy so... Alex is a good example. Carlos

(to Spanish Teacher) IT'S 'CAUSE I'M ASIAN IS IT????? Alex

Spanish Teacher: Callate! Shut up Carlos! You're so annoying and you won't stop talking! Just like Carlena!
Carlos: Yeah? That's because we were maaaaade for each other! Ahahaha...
*awkward silence*

(standing on a table) Robot... Left. foot. down... *puts right food down*... Uhhhh... Other. left. foot. down. Carlos

(at an aquarium with my best friend) OMG! Jelly fish! Those taste awesome with soy sauce! Me

(In Music class, during a presentation) So, we will show you the trailer of a very famous movie called-... OMFG!!! Why the hell is that woman naked! Pause! Pause! Wait! No! Don't pause! Waaaaah! Turn it off! Turn it off! Margaux, my classmate

(while picking football teams. Milman is asian and is wearing a yellow shirt. Remi is captain of the yellow team.)
I pick you because you are yellow! *awkard silence* No! I meant his shirt is! Remi

Wait... Is it true that in Chinese schools boys aren't allowed to date girls because it is considered a distraction to school work? Ines
Yup... Nothing in there about dating boys though! *grin* Alex
*stare* our Chinese teacher

Itachi: Hn

G: *stands up* Sorry, I was feeling... short... and lonely...
S: Short and lonely? STORY OF MY LIFE!!

P.E. Teacher: Hey, turn around and listen.
Me: Pst, Annabelle, the teacher is talking to you.
Annabelle: *no reply*
Me: Annabelle! *I slap her butt to make her turn around*
Annabelle: *no reaction*
P.E Teacher: -_-

Cynical Geography Teacher: So the oil spill along the coast of New-Zealand cause massive destruction of the beaches' ecosystem. Bye bye cute little penguins. Nobody cared about you anyway...
Students: O.O *cries*

Emile: Stop making constipated camel noises! Maaaaaaaaa... Muuuuuuuuhhhhh *imitates camel*

My brother: *sniff sniff* Sis, I promise I'll find the cure for your crazyness!

America: Winter can suck my jingle bells!

Poland: I want to paint my house a wicked hipster pink! It make Romania so jealous!
England & France: Um... Poland... War preparations?
Poland: No problem there broski! I already got all that I needed *pats horse* 10,000 ponies!

Germany: We can do this the easy way, or the hard way! Your only choice, Austria, is to submit to my manliness!
Austria: Well... I love the hard way, but I suppose that I could just submit to you...

Favorite authors: Stephanie Meyer, JK Rolling,Meg Cabot, Gemma Malley, Cornelia Funke, Jaqueline Wilson...

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Lovely Complex, Axis Powers Hetalia, Pandora Hearts

Favorite Manga Characters: Gaara, Temari, Atsushi Ootani, Sasori, Haku, Sasuke, Deidara, Naruto , Kiku Murakami and all of the Hetalia characters!

Least Favorite Manga Characters: Matsuri (DIE), Karin (gullible), Kabuto (Imma kick you where it hurts you stupid TRAITOR), Orochimaru (Can anyone say pedophile?) and, at some point, Sakura and Ino for being useless fangirls. I love them in the more recent chapters, though.

Favorite straight Pairings: NejiTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, GaaHina (I recommend 'Who are you really?' by gaaralover1989), KibaHina, OotanixKoizumi, SaIno, KakAnko, PeinKonan, GaaTemaKank, Hungary x Austria, Hungary x Prussia, Frying Pangle (Austria, Hungary, Prussia 3-some), Vietnam x Thailand

Favorite Yaoi Pairings: SASUNARU ('Two Face' by The Raven and the Fox is probably the best AU SasuNaru fanfic out there... Fans of this pairing must read it!)!! SasoDei, GaaNeji ('Behind Cell Block Thirteen' by JesaWicked... must... read...), GaaNaru ('Sweet Tooth' by KitsuneFun... So awesome. Some stories by Yamitenshi), FRUKUS (3-some!), SuFin, Spamano, RoChu, Amerus, NiChu, SwitzAustria, Giripan, DenNor, GerIta, PoLeit, IceHK... (most Hetalia prairings, actually)

Favorite Yuri Pairings: Tenten x Hinata, TaiLiech, the Nyo!talia equivalent of above yaoi pairings.

Least Favorite Parings: GaaMatsuri (nooooooooo!! XO gorges eyes out) or Gaara with any girl (apart from Hinata, Temari or an OC, but especially the idea of amazing Gaara with the fangirly Matsuri makes me want to cry), NejiLee, Franada (OK, this is the only Hetalia pairing I don't like. I can stand it, but I wouldn't read a story where they are the main paring)

Favorite Manga guys (in order):
Gaara from Naruto (first manga love so he'll be my favorite forever and ever)
Norway/Lukas from Hetalia (he's a hilarious tsundere and he has a deep voice. I like deep voices.)
Germany/Ludwig (my first Hetalia love. Serious, strong, sweet... With bed hair? Wow.)
Russia/Ivan (Be one with mother Russia, da! He's so cute and dangerous)
Romano/South Italy/Lovino (Yeah, I have a thing for tsunderes. Rude, cowardly and very misunderstood. Love him.)
England/Arthur (as long as he doesn't perform black magic on me. Another tsundere. He's so fine in a red jumpsuit in Paint it White)
China/Yao (Aya! So awesome la! Sure, he looks like a girl, but he's pretty cute)
Sweden/Berwald (best. boyfriend. ever. Sweet. Will love you no matter what. Deep voice. Hot, smart, kind, caring... too perfect to be straight. And he isn't.)
insert all Hetalia characters here because they are all so darn fine (Austria, Spain (dat ass lol), Japan... All of them. Even, like, totally Poland!) --> I'm going to include all of the girls as well because they're just hilarious and beautiful.
Sasori(so cool. I like redheads)
Sasuke (he's hot but I hate his attitude in Shippuden)
Ootani from Lovely Complex, Neji, Itachi, Deidara, Naruto, Kiba, Haku (he's so pretty :3)

(self made) You know you are obssesed about Naruto when you:

- Know all 12 ninja hand seals

- Add -chan, -kun and -teme at the end of your friend's names

- Do a bunch of random hand signes and claim that you are inventing a new jutsu

- Are apparently related to one of the characters in the Manga

- Stare at a person creepily then say that you are testing your new Sharingan

- Compare you French teacher to Orochimaru

- Always add -un, yeah, hm, hn , dattebayo and belive it to every thing you say.

- Reply 'Jonin' when someone asks you in which grade you are

- Always use quotes from the Manga

- Cry randomly and when your brother asks you what's wrong you yell: "SHUT UP!! Gaara is real!! I KNOW it!!" (true story XD)

- Ever looked sad and when you brother asks you what's wrong you scream : "WHY?? Why was he an avenger?!" (this too)

- Argued with your brother about the existance of Naruto characters.

- Associate every song you listen to to one of the characters

- Stared off into space, snap out of it at a random moment and start practicing the jutsu that you just invented

- Made a creepy face and said: "Sand coffin! Sand Burial! Sand... SANDWICH!!" then started laughing like and idiot

- Looked at your teacher, did the 'ne/rat' hand seal and whispered "Kage mane/Shadow possession jutsu"

- Looked at your teacher and whispered "Magekyo Sharigan!"

- Wished you could escape embarrassing moments with a substitution jutsu

- Yelled " KAI RELEASE" at random moments

- Activated your Byukagan and strike your opponents chakra points (its harder than it looks)

- Say 'Itadakimasu' before you eat

- Tell your friend that he's 'turning into an Itachi' when he is silent

- Draw over 100 ai kanji's in your homework diary

- When your friends annoy you say " Hey hey HEY, respect the one who has the Sharingan/Rinnengan/Byukagan/Shukaku/Kyuubi/Keke genkai or else..."

- Named your aunt's goldfish Kisame and said "HOLY JASHIN!!"

- Go to a dance party, dance with all your friends, then, suddenly, you imagine all the Naruto Ninjas dancing around you.

- Have ninjas permanently living in your mind...

- Have somehow been living through Gaara's POV for the past few years

- When you really did do all of these things and ended up getting weird looks from people.


Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Gaara

2. Temari

3. Sasuke

4. Sasori

5. Neji

6. Tenten

7. Hinata

8. Naruto

9. Kiba

10. Itachi

11. Kankuro

12. Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- (Tenten/Kankuro)

Once, I read a fanfic where it was a side pairing... Because NejiTen all the way!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot- (Sasori)

He is F-ing hot! But... I think he is more cute though!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?- (Shikamaru/Naruto)

The entire population of Konoha would freak out. Plus, Sasuke and Temari would both be very jealous.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?- (Kiba)

Oh, sure. Plenty. There was one (not a pure Kiba fic, but with all the genins and under Neji and Tenten) 'Truth, dare, double dare, kiss, tell, marriage' It's super awesome. It's in my fave stories, so go check it out.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- (Temari/Tenten)

They would be cute/adorable together.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?- (Neji/Kiba or Neji/Itachi)

Neji and Kiba would be more probable, but Neji and Itachi would be pure smexiness. So the latter.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?- (Hinata, Temari/Shikamaru)

She would pass out. Then, she would run around Konoha shouting "GENIUS BABY ON THE WAY! They are FINALLY together people!" (Can anyone imagine Hinata screaming?)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic- (Sasuke/Itachi)

I watch him from behind the trees. I watch as he trains to become a better ninja, to defeat me. Oh, little brother. You've grown so much. I want to know you better.
Sasuke watched as a little weasel skipped his way. He scratched the top of his head. "Oh, you want to come home with me little one?" (God, I might write that one)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?- (Gaara/Naruto)

Yes, trust me, there is *innocent eyes*.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.- (Hinata/Shikamaru)

'The genius and the heiress'... God, that sounded so soap opera-ish.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?-Sasori/Gaara)

Wow... rape. Because there is no other way that Sasori could get Gaara to be uke. Then the drama, they fall in love and all that blah.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?- (Sasuke)

...What's a friend list? Well, everyone reads Sasuke fanfic :) *innocent eyes again*.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?- (Kankuro)

I don't think so. But I write Kankuro! I love the Sand Sibs! I should start drawing him.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?- (Temari/Sasori/Neji)

No. No way. *thinks about it* Those three would make one hot threesome though. Except, after, Gaara would kill Sasori and Neji for doing it with his sister.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?-(Itachi)

"Nothing can compare! Who the f*k needs revenge???!" Or something like that...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?- (Naruto)

"I just can't wait to be king" from the Lion King! Simba and Naruto are alike! The fur color, the whiskers and the need to become a leader! Plus, Naruto would look adorable singing that song... just saying!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?- (Gaara/Tenten/Shikamaru)

OMG CRACK! Complete and utter crack! Beware of sand, weapons and high IQ!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?- Itachi/Temari)

Itachi: Do you want candy?
Temari *hits him on head with fan: No way weirdo!
Itachi: ... Do you want unbelievable power and revenge?
Temari: No thanks.
Itachi: ... Wanna make babies?
Temari: Hell yes!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?- (Kankuro, Temari/Naruto)

Kankuro: WTF? That idiot from Konoha is dating my sister? I thought that he was dating the emo kid with weird hair! *beats Naruto up*

20) How emo is Seven?- (Hinata)

Hm... More or less -100% percent. Hinata is adorable and mysterious, but not emo!

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?- (Gaara,Sasori over Temari)

Gaara: Temari is MY sister!
Sasori: You ever heard of the words 'sharing is caring'?
Gaara: But I'm the hotter red head!
Sasori: Now, who said that huh? If you got Temari, that would be incest!
Gaara: If you got Temari, you would be a pedo!
Temari: SHUT UP! Gaara, you're my brother OK? Sasori, I don't even know you, OK? Go hit on that blonde guy who nearly killed Gaara! Plus, I'm dating Shikamaru! Now, move over, I can't see the TV!

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?- (Tenten)

She would dress as Neji!

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?- (Gaara/Temari)

Well, minus the chance of it getting birth defects from the incest... It would be an adorable baby would red hair and blue eyes, really smart and kind!

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?- (Neji)

Well, if the Byakugan can see through clothes... He would pass out looking at Tenten! Or, in more serious matters, the Byakugan blind spot... And chili curry, Neji doesn't tolerate spicy food...

25) Would One and Four be better as siblings or lovers?- (Gaara/Sasori)

As much as I would love seeing those two getting it on, I will have to chose siblings. I mean, they even look alike! Then, Gaara would have two puppet obssessed older brothers.
Temari: I hope that this Sasori guy is less dumb than the other one though.

R.I.P.

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/87-3/14/08

He shall live on in our hearts!


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And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all;
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;
And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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Three teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. However, reality catches up and soon they have to deal with evil, danger, friendship and cludes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC,NejiTen, ShikaTema etc. A little SasuNaru. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 191,353 - Reviews: 540 - Updated: 5-28-13 - Published: 5-6-10 - Gaara & Sasuke U.
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The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. *Sequel to And Now I'm Stuck Here With You*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 5-28-13 - Published: 11-24-12 - Gaara & The Fourth Kazekage
3. And Now I'm Stuck Here With You » reviews
What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,826 - Reviews: 239 - Updated: 11-24-12 - Published: 6-21-10 - Gaara & Temari - Complete
4. There Is A France Under My Bed » reviews
Germany is awoken in the middle of the night by a horrifying sound coming from under his bed. "Hon hon hon..." Why the heck is France hiding under his bed? France-centric. Rated T for language, randomness and, well, France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,448 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 6-28-12 - Published: 5-6-12 - France & Germany - Complete
5. Itachi and the Dango Stick! reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-2-11 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete
6. The Kazekage's Blind Date reviews
The Kazekage is getting more bitter by the second and Gaara is starting to get irritated. However, with Shukaku's help, the redhead decides to set him up on a date. A blind date. This is going to be fun. Not totally childish themes. One-Shot. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-11 - Gaara & The Fourth Kazekage - Complete
7. Hinata and the Orange Juice! » reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-4-11 - Published: 7-26-10 - Hinata H. - Complete
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