Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
HimekoUchia: Hi there people! You may call me Himeko Uchiha. Yup, that's right, I'm a Jonin from Konoha (a very young one I must say) and I'm Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha's younger sister (though Sasuke is my older twin). My best friends are Naruto, Gaara, Temari and Hinata. I'm probably the only ninja in all the lands to walk around with a forehead protector with a love kanji and all the village symbols carved into it. I really believe in unity. I wish for peace in all lands and will only fight with my awesome skill to protect my loved ones. Its my ninja way!!
My brother: Get real sis! You do not live in the Naruto world, and Gaara will never be your boyfriend, OK?
HimekoUChia: You're just jealous 'cause I can use the Sharingan! And that I know countries! I'm buddies with Russia, Norway and all the Hetalia characters! And I now have this other fantasy where...
My brother: O.O god it got worse.
Name: HimekoUchia. Hime-chan or for friends! I have another name but I took it off because I realized that putting it on here wasn't a great idea in the first place. Aw well. If you know my real name, coolio.
Age: Turning 16 in February!
Sex: I'm a girl, duh...
Birthday: 17th February (easy)
Nationality: um... Okay I'm French, but my first language is English, and half my family is Shanghainese (Chinese) but I've lived in Hong Kong my whole entire life... so it's up to you to decide what I am specificaly. I just consider myself as an Earthling.
Likes: Manga (NARUTO & HETALIA), Anime, Books, drawing, writing, Peace, Jokes (blond, riddles, dirty etc), blue, purple, mango milkshakes, banana ice-cream, anything with chocolate, weird food, internet, love, ai, amour, amor, saying words in different languages, boys, yaoi, yuri, MUSIC (pop, r&b, rock, country, disco, hip hop, dance etc), pretending I'm part of the Naruto series, doing ninja hand signs (its cool... really), animals, REVIEWERS!!! I love you guys! I recently discovered my love for Nerf guns... N-Strike Recon CS-6 biatches!!!!
Dislikes: People who hate, Racism, people who fight, people who hate manga, bugs, homophobes, sexists, FLAMERS! Leave me alone haters! I'm only a fifteen year old writing fanfictions because I have a manga obsession *fake cry* Leave me alone! Or at least make you flames more interesting to read! Actually, no matter, flames will be used to keep Norway warm in winter.
Me: Well, I guess that I'm nice, like hugging people, perverted but trying to hide it from my pretty clean minded friends (which is a failed attempt XD, they are now contaminated), funny i guess, messy, smart ( though I don't think i have ever studied for more than 10 minutes in my life, I keep getting good grades... except in PE, I'm a fail there), i try to relate to people and try to help them figure out their problems (my mom calls me a helping-people-obsessed-freak, sorta), and i guess i tend to be a little crabby when I'm depressed, I'm shy (sometimes), talkative... And I have an 13 year old brother. And... I think that I might be... strange. Tripolar type strange. I change from a hyper manga-fan girly girl to a messy tomboyish kung-fu video game freak, then to a talkative smart-ass to a depressive, silent weirdo...
Dreams for the future: Pffffttt... I have no idea. I definitely want to write for the rest of my puny human life though. I'll probably study psychology because it helps in my dream to become a writer and because I would love to get payed to tell people how much they suck (nicely, of course). I've also recently discovered that relative physics are awesome. I dream of entering Cambridge/Harvard/MIT/Oxford/Yale/ etc. Other jobs that mildly interest me are computer programming, some type of design, something with languages, maybe business... As long as I can write, at least on the side, and still make some money while doing a job I don't hate, I'll lead a happy life.
10 things you probably didn't know about me:
And Now We're Stuck Together
There Is A France Under My Bed
And Now I'm Stuck Here With You
Hinata and the Orange Juice!
The KazeKage's Blind Date
Itachi and the Dango Stick!
I'm going to try finishing or at least progressing on my current work. I also have a couple ideas for random crazy Gaara "What if...?" one-shots, a short Sweden x Finland story, a short FrUk, an Edelweiss and once I finish ANWST... drum roll...
Or alternate fanfiction sites you can find me on (with this red button thing going around, I just wanted to be safe. If you guys want to spread your stories over the net, I suggest these sites for you, though Fanficion.net is easily the most convenient and popular):
Friends (in real life) on FF.net:
PaperDream (writes awesome Hetalia fanfiction), On A Rocketship To Pigfarts (Harry Potter), AngryMagic (Once Upon A Time) and our co-run account for a Harry Potter fanfiction coming up: CookieDictatorship
me: I wanna be an architect!!
mom: I thought you wanted to be a writer?
me: nah, I'm saving that for retirement.
Look, there is something I always wanted to tell you... I've known you for such a long time...you truly are special to me, and...How do I say this? Can I borrow your eraser? My friend Noemie
(to my friends, mother, brother and teacher) Say... Does anyone know how long it takes for slices of chicken meat to fry over an open fire, on a pan, without olive oil? Me
(to Spanish Teacher) So... Sir... You want to know about my ideal female or masculine life partner? Well, I'm a pretty open minded guy so... Alex is a good example. Carlos
(to Spanish Teacher) IT'S 'CAUSE I'M ASIAN IS IT????? Alex
Spanish Teacher: Callate! Shut up Carlos! You're so annoying and you won't stop talking! Just like Carlena!
(standing on a table) Robot... Left. foot. down... *puts right food down*... Uhhhh... Other. left. foot. down. Carlos
(at an aquarium with my best friend) OMG! Jelly fish! Those taste awesome with soy sauce! Me
(In Music class, during a presentation) So, we will show you the trailer of a very famous movie called-... OMFG!!! Why the hell is that woman naked! Pause! Pause! Wait! No! Don't pause! Waaaaah! Turn it off! Turn it off! Margaux, my classmate
(while picking football teams. Milman is asian and is wearing a yellow shirt. Remi is captain of the yellow team.)
Wait... Is it true that in Chinese schools boys aren't allowed to date girls because it is considered a distraction to school work? Ines
G: *stands up* Sorry, I was feeling... short... and lonely...
P.E. Teacher: Hey, turn around and listen.
Cynical Geography Teacher: So the oil spill along the coast of New-Zealand cause massive destruction of the beaches' ecosystem. Bye bye cute little penguins. Nobody cared about you anyway...
Emile: Stop making constipated camel noises! Maaaaaaaaa... Muuuuuuuuhhhhh *imitates camel*
My brother: *sniff sniff* Sis, I promise I'll find the cure for your crazyness!
America: Winter can suck my jingle bells!
Poland: I want to paint my house a wicked hipster pink! It make Romania so jealous!
Germany: We can do this the easy way, or the hard way! Your only choice, Austria, is to submit to my manliness!
Favorite authors: Stephanie Meyer, JK Rolling,Meg Cabot, Gemma Malley, Cornelia Funke, Jaqueline Wilson...
Favorite Manga: Naruto, Lovely Complex, Axis Powers Hetalia, Pandora Hearts
Favorite Manga Characters: Gaara, Temari, Atsushi Ootani, Sasori, Haku, Sasuke, Deidara, Naruto , Kiku Murakami and all of the Hetalia characters!
Least Favorite Manga Characters: Matsuri (DIE), Karin (gullible), Kabuto (Imma kick you where it hurts you stupid TRAITOR), Orochimaru (Can anyone say pedophile?) and, at some point, Sakura and Ino for being useless fangirls. I love them in the more recent chapters, though.
Favorite straight Pairings: NejiTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, GaaHina (I recommend 'Who are you really?' by gaaralover1989), KibaHina, OotanixKoizumi, SaIno, KakAnko, PeinKonan, GaaTemaKank, Hungary x Austria, Hungary x Prussia, Frying Pangle (Austria, Hungary, Prussia 3-some), Vietnam x Thailand
Favorite Yaoi Pairings: SASUNARU ('Two Face' by The Raven and the Fox is probably the best AU SasuNaru fanfic out there... Fans of this pairing must read it!)!! SasoDei, GaaNeji ('Behind Cell Block Thirteen' by JesaWicked... must... read...), GaaNaru ('Sweet Tooth' by KitsuneFun... So awesome. Some stories by Yamitenshi), FRUKUS (3-some!), SuFin, Spamano, RoChu, Amerus, NiChu, SwitzAustria, Giripan, DenNor, GerIta, PoLeit, IceHK... (most Hetalia prairings, actually)
Favorite Yuri Pairings: Tenten x Hinata, TaiLiech, the Nyo!talia equivalent of above yaoi pairings.
Least Favorite Parings: GaaMatsuri (nooooooooo!! XO gorges eyes out) or Gaara with any girl (apart from Hinata, Temari or an OC, but especially the idea of amazing Gaara with the fangirly Matsuri makes me want to cry), NejiLee, Franada (OK, this is the only Hetalia pairing I don't like. I can stand it, but I wouldn't read a story where they are the main paring)
Favorite Manga guys (in order):
(self made) You know you are obssesed about Naruto when you:
- Know all 12 ninja hand seals
- Add -chan, -kun and -teme at the end of your friend's names
- Do a bunch of random hand signes and claim that you are inventing a new jutsu
- Are apparently related to one of the characters in the Manga
- Stare at a person creepily then say that you are testing your new Sharingan
- Compare you French teacher to Orochimaru
- Always add -un, yeah, hm, hn , dattebayo and belive it to every thing you say.
- Reply 'Jonin' when someone asks you in which grade you are
- Always use quotes from the Manga
- Cry randomly and when your brother asks you what's wrong you yell: "SHUT UP!! Gaara is real!! I KNOW it!!" (true story XD)
- Ever looked sad and when you brother asks you what's wrong you scream : "WHY?? Why was he an avenger?!" (this too)
- Argued with your brother about the existance of Naruto characters.
- Associate every song you listen to to one of the characters
- Stared off into space, snap out of it at a random moment and start practicing the jutsu that you just invented
- Made a creepy face and said: "Sand coffin! Sand Burial! Sand... SANDWICH!!" then started laughing like and idiot
- Looked at your teacher, did the 'ne/rat' hand seal and whispered "Kage mane/Shadow possession jutsu"
- Looked at your teacher and whispered "Magekyo Sharigan!"
- Wished you could escape embarrassing moments with a substitution jutsu
- Yelled " KAI RELEASE" at random moments
- Activated your Byukagan and strike your opponents chakra points (its harder than it looks)
- Say 'Itadakimasu' before you eat
- Tell your friend that he's 'turning into an Itachi' when he is silent
- Draw over 100 ai kanji's in your homework diary
- When your friends annoy you say " Hey hey HEY, respect the one who has the Sharingan/Rinnengan/Byukagan/Shukaku/Kyuubi/Keke genkai or else..."
- Named your aunt's goldfish Kisame and said "HOLY JASHIN!!"
- Go to a dance party, dance with all your friends, then, suddenly, you imagine all the Naruto Ninjas dancing around you.
- Have ninjas permanently living in your mind...
- Have somehow been living through Gaara's POV for the past few years
- When you really did do all of these things and ended up getting weird looks from people.
Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- (Tenten/Kankuro)
Once, I read a fanfic where it was a side pairing... Because NejiTen all the way!
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot- (Sasori)
He is F-ing hot! But... I think he is more cute though!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?- (Shikamaru/Naruto)
The entire population of Konoha would freak out. Plus, Sasuke and Temari would both be very jealous.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?- (Kiba)
Oh, sure. Plenty. There was one (not a pure Kiba fic, but with all the genins and under Neji and Tenten) 'Truth, dare, double dare, kiss, tell, marriage' It's super awesome. It's in my fave stories, so go check it out.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- (Temari/Tenten)
They would be cute/adorable together.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?- (Neji/Kiba or Neji/Itachi)
Neji and Kiba would be more probable, but Neji and Itachi would be pure smexiness. So the latter.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?- (Hinata, Temari/Shikamaru)
She would pass out. Then, she would run around Konoha shouting "GENIUS BABY ON THE WAY! They are FINALLY together people!" (Can anyone imagine Hinata screaming?)
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic- (Sasuke/Itachi)
I watch him from behind the trees. I watch as he trains to become a better ninja, to defeat me. Oh, little brother. You've grown so much. I want to know you better.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?- (Gaara/Naruto)
Yes, trust me, there is *innocent eyes*.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.- (Hinata/Shikamaru)
'The genius and the heiress'... God, that sounded so soap opera-ish.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?-Sasori/Gaara)
Wow... rape. Because there is no other way that Sasori could get Gaara to be uke. Then the drama, they fall in love and all that blah.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?- (Sasuke)
...What's a friend list? Well, everyone reads Sasuke fanfic :) *innocent eyes again*.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?- (Kankuro)
I don't think so. But I write Kankuro! I love the Sand Sibs! I should start drawing him.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?- (Temari/Sasori/Neji)
No. No way. *thinks about it* Those three would make one hot threesome though. Except, after, Gaara would kill Sasori and Neji for doing it with his sister.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?-(Itachi)
"Nothing can compare! Who the f*k needs revenge???!" Or something like that...
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?- (Naruto)
"I just can't wait to be king" from the Lion King! Simba and Naruto are alike! The fur color, the whiskers and the need to become a leader! Plus, Naruto would look adorable singing that song... just saying!
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?- (Gaara/Tenten/Shikamaru)
OMG CRACK! Complete and utter crack! Beware of sand, weapons and high IQ!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?- Itachi/Temari)
Itachi: Do you want candy?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?- (Kankuro, Temari/Naruto)
Kankuro: WTF? That idiot from Konoha is dating my sister? I thought that he was dating the emo kid with weird hair! *beats Naruto up*
20) How emo is Seven?- (Hinata)
Hm... More or less -100% percent. Hinata is adorable and mysterious, but not emo!
21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?- (Gaara,Sasori over Temari)
Gaara: Temari is MY sister!
22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?- (Tenten)
She would dress as Neji!
23) What would a One/Two baby look like?- (Gaara/Temari)
Well, minus the chance of it getting birth defects from the incest... It would be an adorable baby would red hair and blue eyes, really smart and kind!
24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?- (Neji)
Well, if the Byakugan can see through clothes... He would pass out looking at Tenten! Or, in more serious matters, the Byakugan blind spot... And chili curry, Neji doesn't tolerate spicy food...
25) Would One and Four be better as siblings or lovers?- (Gaara/Sasori)
As much as I would love seeing those two getting it on, I will have to chose siblings. I mean, they even look alike! Then, Gaara would have two puppet obssessed older brothers.
He shall live on in our hearts!
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
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