I am a teenager from Britain.

Favourite books: Tamara Pierce's books particularly the Trickster's series, Harry Potter, Trudi Canavan's books, Vampire Academy books, Lord of the Rings..
Favourite films: Lord of the Rings, Star Trek (all of 'em).

Now time for some copy and pastes:)
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Like, oh my God. I like totally broke a nail!...I mean LIKE stop talking LIKE that!)
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

"I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck"
"Due to Budget Cuts, the Light at the End of the Tunnel Has Been Cut Off"
"Out of My Mind – Will Be Back Shortly"
"Shin: A Device for Finding Furniture in the Dark"
"I'm Not Cynical – Just Experienced"
"You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up!"
"I Know About Stressed – It's Desserts Spelled Backwards"
"If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going."

Words of Wisdom
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. - Sorry JumpingOverMountains (It was the others!)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?- 'Hold my purse.'" - holds a pink sparkly monstrosity!
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." - the best of the lot!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a mattress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?)
On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

You know you’re obsessed with fanfic when . . .
You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it
That you spent more time writing the fanfic than actually watching/reading/playing the thing you’re writing for
You make fanfiction for other people's fanfiction
You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book
When u read a m rated fanfic, then read a romance novel claiming to have a harsh sex scene and you’re like "I’ve read better sex scenes written by a 12 year old"
When you get excited that, your friend also has an account
When you got disappointed when you read/watch/play something new and it wasn't on fanfiction
When your computer doesn't have internet and you need something to do and you say "let’s read some fanfics" but then realize that’s on the internet then get mad
Reviews on your fic can turn the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week u ever lived through
When you feel all proud how your favourite category has one of the highest amounts of stories written
When you someplace random and randomly come up with ideas for fanfic for no reason
When you daydream about a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering what people will say about it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet
When you fall asleep reading fanfiction and continue your own little plot in your dreams only to wake up wandering where've read it and find out a week later it was just a dream ... oh well you'll write it down later.
When you have read this list and thought of additions to it