miss.prissypants25
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since: 01-30-10, id: 2236072, Profile Updated: 01-14-12
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Outsiders, Vampire Academy, and Dukes of Hazzard.

this site is so cool. i luv it. i won't have much stuff on cuz i write it out first, so i can do it any where. i think that this site will help me with my writing and my story writing. plz all u guys have to read the storys by dimitriandrosehathaway. plz the storys are amazing.

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Freshmen

Outfits:

Renesmee's shoes: http://walmart.scene7.com/walmart/flash_zoom.jsp?company=WalMart&sku=12544132&config=WalMart/zoom_config&default=0060538879200&title=Faded20Glory20-20Women27s20Nicole20Sueded20Ballet20Flats&categoryid=5438

Renesmee's skirt & legging: http://www.onlineshoes.com/womens-new-balance-weekend-skort-luftc-black-p_id188945?adtrack=like&term=Women27s+New+Balance+Weekend+Skort+2D+LUFTC&offer=

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Renesmee's shirt & vest: http://s7d5.scene7.com/s7ondemand/zoom/flasht_zoom.jsp?company=SoftSurroundings&sku=22310_rs&zoomwidth=500&zoomheight=680

http://www.fossil.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=12052&catalogId=10052&productId=22155226&cm_mmc=goo2-_-feed-_-pdp-_-dly&mr:trackingCode=96535832-A502-DF11-BAE3-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA

Ashleigh's shoes: http://www.converse.com/#/products/shoes/allshoes/1S581

Ashleigh's shirt:

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My names-

1. MY REAL NAME: Kendra

2.MY GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kenizzle

3. MY DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): aqua dog

4. MY SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Elizabeth Locust

5. MY STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Bolkinupp

6. MY SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Teal Pop

7. MY ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elzuedn

8. MY WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Rupp

6. MY GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black Hamliet

Friends vs. Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Will keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Haha, loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa is GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Will ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Will have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Will lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (still drinking buddies)

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Take you to Wal*Mart to buy a pregnancy test
BEST FRIENDS: Stand outside the bathroom door screaming,"NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this junk! And know that you forgive them.

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing

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This is bunny.
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(='.'=) Put him on your profile
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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or isliving with cancer~¸.•´) ¸.•)

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, izabeth13,Haly Cullen Edward's fiance, Eleni a.k.a. Wolfgirl11, wolfgirl44, dimitriandrosehathaway, miss.prissypants25

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.

15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because because he's ugly and your not... lol

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: The idiot that needs advise.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Things guys should know when dealing with girls.

1. Don't tell us we're sexy, tell us we're beautiful

2. When we look at your lips, kiss us already

3. When we say something about Ben Barnes, Robert Pattionson, Zac Effron or Taylor Lauthur just smile and nod.

4. If your girlfriend blames being moody on PMS, she's upset with you and hopes you'll figure it out on your own.

5. As much as you might use it around your friends... never say boobies around girls.

6. That said, never say "Oh boobies!" in front of us.

7. We don't give a damn about how hot a girl in your math class is, if you talk about her in front of us... she might have a broken nose in math tomorrow.

8. Never say "Jockstrap" in front of us.

9. When we ignore you, but we're smiling, we think you're the best person on earth.

10. When we blush for no reason... its cause your in the room.

11. Don't try to understand PMS... unless you exprience it... you won't understand it. Trust me.

12. Kiss us in the rain

13. Kiss our nose

14. When we say we're okay, we're not.

15. When we seem flushed and annoyed about something. Ask what it is.

16. When you are out and she says she wants something little like a necklace from Claire's ... buy it for her later and give it to her the next time you see her.

17. When we say that we miss you, nobody on earth misses you more

18. Say sorry even if you didn't do anything

19. Don't say we deserve better... we choose you.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you like this copy and paste into your profile: If god gives you lemons... get a new god." :o)

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

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1. Love not Blood » reviews
"I realize here that family doesn't need to have the same blood, they just need to love ya." Clarabelle is one who is not loved by her parents but is loved by the Dukes. Will she stay in Hazzard or will she be forced to leave?
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,634 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-1-13 - Published: 2-28-12 - Bo D. & Luke D.
2. Don't You Recognize Your Own Kin? » reviews
A old family friend of the Dukes is back in town for a visit. They are going to be put through many tests and some relationship will change. Will the Dukes be able to survive this adventure?
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-12 - Published: 12-20-11 - Bo D.
3. New life, new things » reviews
Here in Hazzard, it's a big deal when a new person is in town. This story follows a girl that finds that such a small town can have big things happen.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,523 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-19-12 - Published: 9-14-11 - Bo D.
4. New world, New life reviews
A girls life is turned upside down when a storm destroyed her home and family. She then finds out a secret about herself that changes her. She goes through many challenges. How will she get through it all?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-11
5. School! Wait? HIGH SCHOOL! » reviews
This is 2 years after A Amazing Story. Kendra, Ashleigh, and Renessmee are going to high school. What do you think will happen to them? Alert: aperences from tons of people.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-26-11 - Published: 3-11-10 - Renesmee C./Nessie
6. Twilight Saga Remix » reviews
New character Different parts in the story. More info in the story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-19-10 - Published: 7-8-10 - Jacob
7. The Story After The Story reviews
Kayla is new kid and becomes friends with a greeser named Ponyboy. She will have many adventures with her new friends. Will they be fun, adventureus, romantic, ect...?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-10 - Ponyboy C.
8. A Amazing Story » reviews
This is about when the Cullens move to a small town and two girl will try and get to the bottom of why the Cullens are there. But will their lifes be turnd upside down in a good or bad way?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-10-10 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete
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