To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... They have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes...

-Godot, Phoenix Wright

Table of Contents

-News Flash
-Quote
-Table of Contents
-About the Author
-Stories
-Updates
-Other Stuff

About the Author:

Well, I guess this is the part where I talk about myself, so here goes.

Name: The Smart One 64

Age: Age is but a number :)

Location: USA

Birthday: January 30

Hobbies: Basketball, baseball, writing stories, backpacking, wasting time when I could be doing more useful stuff. You know. Typical teenage hobbies.

Favorite Game Series: Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, Sonic the Hedgehog, Paper Mario, Phoenix Wright, and pretty much anything Mario. And Angry Birds. :D

Favorite Movies: Jason Bourne Series, Inception, Get Smart, Speed, The Blind Side

Favorite T.V. Shows: Survivor, The Mole (Did they HAVE to take it off the air??), The Amazing Race, Hawaii Five-O, Castle

Favorite Books: The Hunger Games, Bible (Proud to be a Christian), Series of Unfortunate Events, To Kill a Mockingbird, Debt of Honor

Favorite Songs: I listen to so much music that asking me for a favorite song is like asking a pig to fly, though that's possible with Bush's Baked Beans.

Stories:

Just a head's up, folks. I love writing, but I get way too into it that I keep criticizing my work, and then I get large stages of writer's block. Either that or I'm too lazy. :P Anyways, things change with time, as many of you know. There's some changes with my stories, too, so also be sure to check my updates section.

COMPLETED:

Daisies Are Yellow - It's Valentine's Day. Luigi is crazy about Daisy and is desperate to impress her in any way possible, yet it always seems as though he's incapable of even getting the time of day from her. So what happens when he resorts to a different tactic...poetry?

Convention - When Nintendo informs Master Hand to be on the lookout for possible fighters for a fourth spinoff, he decides to hold a convention to find out who has what it takes. But...just about all they have is what it takes to drive him nuts.

Mafia - A year ago, 15 authors gathered together to play a simple game of Mario Mafia. What hatched from that was a three-day sensation of wits, deceit, and fun. Acting as Mario characters, the townies tried to eliminate the mafia, the mafia vice versa, and the neutral to stay alive. Who won this epic party competition?

Snowflakes - In the midst of this global economy, millions are sadly turning to materialistic values as their source of happiness. One wintry day, however, one man discovers something amongst the snowflakes worth much more than money can buy.

IN PROGRESS:

A Hunger to Win: 77th Hunger Games SYOT - Instead of a victory between lovebirds, Peeta sacrificed his life so Katniss could win. District 13 was exploited by the Capitol, and the Hunger Games continue to exist. Are the odds ever in your favor?

Status: 7 More Tributes! - Hopefully, I can get started on this right away. However, I have an extremely busy schedule, so I apologize in advance if I struggle to update often.

Survivor: Isle Delfino - Eighteen players from the Mushroom Kingdom travel to the treacherous and magnificent Isle Delfino for a 39-day trip. They will have to endure the wild surroundings and each other if they want to last long in the game and win one million coins. Who will be the Sole Survivor?

Status: 10/18? Chapters Completed - Meh, I'm in that awkward stage of this where I'm trying to determine the plot. HOPEFULLY, I can get a jump-start on it soon, though. And some pretty big news: Fans Vs Favorites MIGHT not be happening. At least, not NEXT season. If I don't continue it, everyone who signed up for it will get first priority for when I DO have it.

Elimination Order: Dixie, Toadsworth, Waluigi, Kammy Koopa, Toad, Peach, Wario, Yoshi, Bowser

Jury:

Remaining: Birdo, Bowser Jr., Daisy, Diddy, D.K., Luigi, Mario, Rosalina, Toadette

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Three Long Days - A well-earned luxury train ride on the Excess Express turns into a nightmare when a killer on board holds the passengers hostage. Can everyone get to their final destination, Poshley Heights,...alive?

Status: Starting Chapter 6 - Again, haven't really been working on this a whole lot. However, I'm having some inspiration to continue, so that's a plus.

The Amazing Race: Shroom Style - Twelve two-person teams embark on a race around the Mushroom Kingdom in an attempt to cross the finish line at the end in first place and with one million coins in their bank account. Who has the right combination of brains, brawns, and teamwork to succeed?

Status: LOL, don't count on it

The Mole: Paper Mario Edition - 12 characters from the first three Paper Mario games are competing together in a mental and strategic competition to earn money that only one will one. One player isn't genuine, and is trying to thwart efforts at succeeding while evading suspicion. Who is the Mole?

Status: Kinda Sorta 2nd Chapter? - Kinda busy right now, hopefully I can get to working on it again so it won't end up a dud like my first Mole...

FUTURE:

Peaches Are Pink - Some sort of sequel to Daisies Are Yellow, I suppose

Hunger Games of the Mushroom Kingdom

Survivor 2 (Fans VS Favorites or something else)

Mario Contagion - A Mario horror story similar to the movie Contagion

A BUNCH of Oneshots

Surprise Story #1

PRIORITY LIST: A Hunger To Win: 77th Hunger Games SYOT, The Mole: Paper Mario Edition, Survivor: Isle Delfino, Three Long Days, Mario Contagion, ???

Updates:

November 13, 2012

Yowch. Honestly, I haven't really been on this site much. Actually, I haven't even touched writing since...I dunno...April? What can I say, my life is extremely on the busy side. (Did I mention I'm working on three projects right now?)

Basically, I apologize for the stories gathering dust in my computer that I haven't worked on for eons. Guess that's the way the cookie crumbles, though. Who knows? Maybe I'll get something accomplished.

In other news...uh, there was a solar eclipse in Australia today. Guess that's cool. :P

Other Stuff:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planed, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and returned home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look a lineup to identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she was not alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

COME TO MY PARTY! -Drrockz

If you think Paper Mario X is the best damn Paper Mario adaption EVER, put this in your profile! -Child at Heart Forever

If you have beat all three Paper Mario Games, Copy and Paste this on your profile. -Champ 15

If you think copying and pasting phrases into your profile is dumb, copy and pas-oh wait. -megaman1998

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the most popular Mario forum! megaman1998, DonPianta, PrincessPeachandDaisy, Luigenius, The Smart One 64, Champ 15, Princess Toady, krisetchers, yorkielover123456789, badberry123, charz456, TJLovesMidna, Child at Heart Forever, Wimpzilla, laguzgirl13, and Grossgirl18! (In other words, if you participated in megaman's Mario Mafia game which only consists of the awesome people above, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh. And there will be more by him in the future!) -megaman1998

If you read this Copy and Paste, Copy and Paste it on your profile and add your name on the list: CHAMP 15, CHARZ456, THE SMART ONE 64, BADBERRY123, GIGAREMO -Champ 15

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. - DryBonesKing

And now, a personal copy and pasty thingy that I created:

If you're a die hard fan of the CBS reality TV shows Survivor and The Amazing Race, put this on your profile! -The Smart One 64

Reasons as to why the human race is not getting any smarter (Actual labels and instructions on some products; got this from several authors):

On Sears Hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(What? But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Which would be...how?)

On some Swann Frozen Dinners:
Serving Suggestion: Defrost
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
Do not turn upside down.
(Bit late for that...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment!)

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One can only hope...)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Keep out of children.
(Did something get lost in the translation?)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious...)

On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No peas?)

On an American Airline's packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid BIG BUCKS to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

On a South Australian SAPSASA (South Australian Primary School Amateur Sports Association) jumper:
Dry warm iron. Do not iron.
(??)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: contents may be hot.
(Gee, really?)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
MAY contain traces of nuts.
(Then what the heck is actually in it?)

On artificial bacon:
Real artificial bacon.
(Um...you sure about that?)

Favorite Mario Quotes:

"Thank you, Mario, but the Princess is in another castle." Toad, Super Mario Bros. ?

"Mario! It that really you?" Yoshi, Super Mario 64, typo in game

"Vivian! What are you babbling about?! It's 'Shadow Sirens', you nincompoop! I don't see three beauties! I see two, and there's you, and you're PLUG-UGLY!!" Beldam, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

"Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!" Bowser, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

"Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!" Bowser, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

"A mystery, you just said? ...And, uh, um, er, exactly... what kind of dish is that?" Chef Shimi, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

"That's a Goomba. Um... Yeah, I'm one of those, in case you hadn't noticed. Ahem... It says here: "Goombas are underlings of underlings." ...That is totally rude!" Goombella, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

"How does HE know that mom has an outie? THAT JERK!" Red Cleft, Parper Mario Thousand Year Door

"CRUD! You dumb video-game characters ALWAYS pull this stuff! It's RIDICULOUS! You think violence solves everything, don't you? Huh? DON'T YOU?!" Gus, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

"'X-nauts'? What the heck are those? They sound like tissues to the extreme, or something." Koops, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door (Got a lot of TTYD, now don't I?)

"Sorry I sound so down, but you would be too if you saw Luigi dressed as a bride." Jerry, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

"M-Mario?? G-Gonzales?? Not... L-Luigi??" Pennington, Paper Mario Thousand Year Door

"You, at first, I thought the desert was just filled with sand. But there are rocks too. Sand and rocks. Whoopee." Goombario tattling about some random place in Dry Dry Desert, Paper Mario

"Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!" Jr. Troopa, Paper Mario

"This tuna-ferrying experience...I shan't do it again." Kolorado (on whale), Paper Mario

"Why is someone sleeping outside my door?" Merlon, Paper Mario

"My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike..." Lakilester, Paper Mario

"Confound it!" Parakarry, countless times in Paper Mario. Countless.

"I just fixed that gate. Nobody say 'gate' to me." Goompapa, Paper Mario

"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless." Fawful, Bowser's Inside Story

"HELLO YELLO!" Starlow, Bowser's Inside Story

"Miracle TOADLY Cure..." Dr. Toadley, Bowser's Inside Story

"Thanks, everybody! You saved my bacon!" Tiny Kong, Mario Super Sluggers

"MAMA PEACH?" Princess Peach, Super Mario Sunshine

"Are you me?" Luigi, Super Mario Galaxy

"Panic and fear! Panic and fear!" Toad, Super Mario Galaxy

"Nyah Nyah N'vutsbut!" Daisy, Mario Party 8 (Taunt...I have no idea how to spell it)

"You must be the great hero...IMPERSONATOR!" Besuvius, Super Paper Mario

"It's a me, a Mario!" Mario, various games (Just so famous...that's the reason)

Well, you've reached the bottom of my LONG profile. So now you have several options:

1. Check out one of my stories.

2. Check out one of my favorite stories.

3. Check out the profile of one of my favorite authors.

4. Check out one of the communities I'm a part of.

5. Check out how much food is left in the refrigerator.

6. Totally leave this page. Don't worry. I only know...just kidding, that's impossible.

7. Look back at my profile for some reason I do not know.

8. Check out my forums to see something. I dunno.

9. Check out the forums of my favorite authors.

Or 10. Wonder why this author decided to do everything they did. Including this.

Guess that's all...so...do you like waffles?