Author has written 28 stories for Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Black Stallion, Alex Rider, Gallagher Girls, Maximum Ride, Sue Thomas: FB Eye, In Plain Sight, NCIS, Hart to Hart, and NCIS: Los Angeles.
Hello! My name is Striker, but you can call me...Striker. I'm a spy, a writer, and insane. I really like the 80s and older cop shows (Simon & Simon, Murder She Wrote, Hart to Hart, Magnum PI, Scarecrow and Mrs. King, and Perry Mason). However, I am a huge NCIS fan (seen every episode) and Sue Thomas FBEye is pretty dang awesome too. Recently, I have become MAJORLY addicted to American Pickers. NO JUDGING! I am a Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys junkie (I'm gonna be Nancy if I grow up...which is a big 'if'). I also read a lot and a lot of different genres. Historical fiction, YA, romance, mystery...but not a big fan of 'paranormal romance.' Like at all. EW. And I did read Twilight (ewwww. Hated it.), so you can't say that I'm judging a book by it's cover. Haha, Striker made a funny. I guess some people might say that I'm nerdy, but I don't really think of myself that way...my best friends are named Pagey and Clover (clover janks to you fanficers) and I really love country music. I have NO love life. At all. None. Nada. Zippo. Zilch. But you know, that's okay. I'm not desperate for a boyfriend and I really don't know anyone I would date. Is that odd? Oh well, single is fun too. I get to flirt shamelessly. I tend to curse a lot and I am sarcastic with a side of bitchy. I really can be nice; I just tell it like it is, which tends to make people want to cry. I hate perfectness...and ModCloth is an awesome website.
Now about the fics I write...I mostly write fics that are either:
a) Case fics (NCIS, Sue Thomas FBEye, NDHB, ect.)
b) Fluffy one-shots
c) Missing Moments from books or tv shows.
d) An occasional short story (The Great Escape, The Million)
If I wrote a fic about it, it's safe to say that I like that thingy whatever it may be. Aside from Maximum Ride, I sort of fell off that fic wagon. Angel stank...Nevermore was only slightly better. At least Max and Fang FINALLY got together...to bad the entire earth pretty much self imploded. Oops, spoiler alert. Oh, and don't even get me started on In Plain Sight.
Are you guys on Tumblr??? I am!!COME, FOLLOW ME!
Well, I think I've talked about myself enough...So head down and read/review my stories please!
P.S. No, I am no famous person/giant business thingy, so anything you recognize I don't own. Anything you don't recognize is fair game, but you could also just...not recognize it. That also means ALL errors are mine. And heavens knows there are plenty of them.
Bold ones are Striker's life.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"
Bite me and I'll bite back.
Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."
You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I'LL break YOU.
Me, sarcastic? Never.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
Cute but psycho - things even out.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMN!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
I intend to live forever...so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried
BEST QUOTE EVER:
"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute". Rebecca West
That's my life right there.
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