LOVE OVERCOMES HATE
LOVE HAS NO COLOR
LOVE HAS NO ORIENTATION
ALL IS LOVE-
Adam Lambert

Words can break someone into a million pieces
But they can also put them back together
I hope you use yours for good, because the only words you'll
Regret more than the ones left unsaid, are the ones
You use to intentionally hurt someone-
Taylor Swift

HEYYYYY YA'LL (I'm NOT southern)!! My real name is Laura! And if you can't tell by the picture, and my favorite stories list, I LOVE Adam Lambert! YAYS!! Hmmm... I have mostly M rated material on my favorites list... what does that say about me? Probably that I am a yaoi glutton!! ;p

I am a lesbian (who loves guy/guy)! Prone to randomness, Adamgasms and surprise huggle attacks! LOVES MUFFINS! And recently joined the "creatures of the night" with my 'twin sister' Mistique Mistress. We were twins on Planet Fierce! LOOK OUT! And watch your neck! ;p

MY FAVIE FANDOMS ARE: THE ADAM LAMBERT FANDOM OF COURSE, THE GLEE FANDOM, VAMPIRE KNIGHT FANDOM AND THE AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER FANDOM!!!!!

A shout out to Evil Muffins Are More Fun!! Most of this stuff I copied from her profile! SHE IS AWESOME!!xD

Okay... On to all the useless crap that I've posted on here...

My sanity is like a long lost lover. We hook up every now and then, but in the morning we always realize that we're better off without each other.- Quoted by ME!

Adam Lambert
It takes one second to love his looks
It takes one hour to love his songs
It takes one day to fall in love with him
It takes a lifetime to forget him.

OKAY!! THE HARRY POTTHEAD STUFF IS MINE AND MY FRIEND'S, LIL'DEVIL79!! NO HATE MAIL PWEEZE! WE LOVE HARRY POTTER, BUT WE GOT SLAPHAPPY!! YAYS FOR BEING SLAPHAPPY!! AND SORRY J.K. ROWLING!! BUT I COULDN'T RESIST POSTING THIS!! :D Okay, here we go:
1. Harry Potthead and the Sorceror Got Stoned
2. Harry Potthead and the Chamber of Crack
3. Harry Potthead and the Prisoner of Addiction
4. Harry Potthead and the Goblet of Vodka
5. Harry Potthead and the Order of the Orgy
6. Harry Potthead and the Half-Baked Prince
7. Harry Potthead and the Deathly Overdose

Demitri Martin's Break Up Line's-

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
How about misery after 3 years.

2. That looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you?
My friend Dave. I think you should go out with him.

3. Is it hot in here?
Or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

4. When I'm with you, I feel 3 pounds lighter.
Probably cause you bore the shit out of me. And I had a big a lunch.

5. Hey baby, are you being followed?
Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

6. I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground.
Maybe that because this angel's gained a little bit of weight since we started going out.

7. Hey. I was just wondering. Have you been doing push-up's with your knees down?
Cause I don't know if this is working out.

8. Do you have any Greek in you?
That's just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If not, than let's break up.

9. Hey. Is there a new critically acclaimed movie called "Other People"?
Cause that's what I wanna see. Right now.

10. Are your feet tired?
Cause you've been stomping on my dreams for a few months now.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.

-FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I don't like the idea of abortion. It's not just because of religion, it's also because a baby that hasn't even been born, is just wrong. Even if you "no longer want the baby", you should've thought of that a long time ago. Think about the life you're . Think about that wonderful person inside of you that's about to come out. Would YOU really want to go through such ? You shouldn't do something like that to someone you don't even know yet. :( Copy and paste this if you agree.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

24 (awesome) WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24.Tap on their door all night...

14 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming theMission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me too help them.

The day Adam Lambert was born the angels stopped singing so they could give their voices to him
Edward Cullen is jealous of Adam Lambert
Adam Lambert does not put on make up. Make up puts on Adam Lambert
When Adam Lambert was born, all the talent in the world went mysteriously missing...
Adam Lambert knows who the Gossip Girl is
Adam Lambert can read Lady Gaga's poker face
Adam Lambert can make an apple pie with oranges.
Adam Lambert let the dogs out.
Only Adam Lambert can make David Archuleta's crush go away.
Adam Lambert can make Simon change his shirt color
Adam Lambert can make Randy say cat instead of dog

ADAM LAMBERT PLEDGE:
to the God of rock & pop
i pledge that my love will never stop
he makes me laugh
he makes me cry
adam is a hero
and there are a million reasons why
i pledge to accept the fact that he's gay
and love him to death
in every single way
he makes me go crazy
he makes me go insane
adam lambert takes away
all of the pain
so i give my word to thee
i will be a true glambert
for all eternity