Favourite Quotes:

"I live each day as if it were my last; so I lie in bed all the time slipping in and out of conciousness."

"Can you not see that liberty is worth more than ribbons?"

"Words are loaded pistols; use them at your peril."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"If you give a man a fire, he's warm for the day. Set fire to him, and he's warm for the rest of his life."

Favourite Authors:

Sir Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, John Ajvide Lindqvist, Oscar Wilde.

Favourite Films:

Duck Soup, Gone With The Wind, Lat Den Ratte Komma In, In The Loop, Stardust, Signs, Shanghai Knights (alright, it's stupid, but I don't care!).

I live in England, nowhere near London. I enjoy drawing things that aren't there and reading about things that were but aren't any more. I find most adventure films depressing because I inevitabley am rooting for the 'baddie'. Szarlot is the Polish spelling of my name, although I am in no way Polish. Which is a shame, really.