Hello there little human. You may address me as TC. I am an author on this lovely site, and whilst I mayn't be the most poetic, nor the most commendable of writers, I take pleasure in knowing that it is as easy as words on paper to create a world to your liking. I apologise in advance for my errors, as I am not exactly...amazing when it comes to grammar and spelling. I'd like to think I am, but they saying lying to yourself is a sign of serious emotional issues. As you will come to see, I am an idiot and I have great fantasies for life that will most likely never happen. However, without hope we would truly have nothing.

If you find my work to be displeasing, I am all ears. Figuratively. That would be kind of weird otherwise. I don't mind if you tell me my writing sucks, I don't mind if you say I've gotten some crucial part wrong. But, if you do so decide to tell me, and you evidently don't know what you're talking about or you're making errors yourself, I will respond like an enraged rhino.

I would like to make it clear that many of my stories will contain content that expresses view that are less that exemplary. Such themes will be as follows; homosexuality, neo-Nazism, murder, rape, manipulation, abuse, thievery, magic, anti-Semitism, religious reverence and drug abuse.

This is not a sign that I am any of the above. I do not hate same-sex relationships, I am not in one and I do not believe that it is wrong. I am not a neo-Nazi (wrong colour ect) and I do not encourage such beliefs. I am not a murderer. I am not a rapist. I have and do manipulate people, but we all have in some way- that is not a justification, it is fact. I do not abuse people. Well, perhaps verbally, but not physically. I am not a theif. I do not possess magic (It would be nice, though), but I do acknowledge that there are some 'factions', 'groups', religions and cults that find it satanic. I am not a Satanist. I do not hate Jewish people, although I may disagree with some of their beliefs. I am not religious, and I have extreme dislike for some religious views. I am not a drug addict.

There. Happy?

If you wish to know more about myself, you will be sorely disappointed. I do not wish to share my identity with you, however you may take knowledge of these such things- I have not graduated University. I am not American. I speak English. I am not Asian, or European. I am not religious. My bestest best friend is Phobos, and my bestical testical is Plave Octi. I play PlayStation, I read too much, and I am a fucking smart-ass. Not the- wow, you're so smart, the- oh, you think you're funny?

Uh, yes, actually. I think I'm fucking hilarious. Deal with it.

I abhor idiots. Fools, hipsters, know-it-alls (different from smart-asses, remember that), plastic bitches, Katy Perry, wannabe gangsters, people who think I'm scary, teachers who don't know what they're talking about and most of all, most of fucking all, I LOATH HYPOCRITES.

Also, I bite.

I like death, I'm planning my funeral, I like to write sad things and I often make myself cry because I've thought of something strange and sad. You probably wouldn't find it sad, however. I am also an obese fan to Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Death Note and the Avengers.

Fictional Characters I like? Why not.

I have strange preferences for fictional characters. I don't wish to date the, because that would be counter productive in my quest to simulate a normal person. I admire, like, and enjoy reading about these characters as well as watching movies with them in it. Or playing PS games with them in it. Or just something like that.

Zexion/Ienzo - Kingdom Hearts.
Axel/Lea-
Roxas/Sora-
Marluxia/Lumaria-
Harry Potter- Harry Potter (-_-)
Hermione Granger-
Remus Lupin-
Sirius Black-
Draco Malfoy-
Lily Evans-
Serevus Snape-
The Dursley's-
Loki Odinson/Lufeyson- Thor/Avengers/Mythology
Thor Odinson-
Sif and the warriors three (Frandal, Hogun and Volstagg)-
Heimdal-
Tony Stark/Iron-Man- Iron Man/Avengers
Steve Rogers- Captain America/Avengers
Bruce Banner- Hulk/Avengers (preferably portrayed by Mark Ruffalo)
Clint Barton- Hawkeye-Marvel/Avengers
Phil Coulson(RIP:'()- Avengers
Edward Elric- Fullmetal Alchemist
Alphonse Elric-
Roy Mustang
Winry Rockbell-
Ling (can'trememberhislastname)-
Lan Fan-
Maes Hughes-
Alex Armstrong-
Envy-
Lust-
Russell and Fletcher Tringham-
Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing- Hellsing
Seras Victoria-
Alucard/Vlad Tepes-
Walter C. Dornaz
Pip Bernodette-
L- Death Note
Mello-
Matt-
Whammy's House-
Watari-
Sephiroth- Final Fantasy
Cloud-
Leon/Squall-
Tidus-
Wakka
Vincent-

Anyways, I'll just list my favourite verses, and if you find you like one or more of them, and you have a suggestion for a story, feel free to message me:D

Death Note デスノート
Fullmetal Alchemist
Harry Potter
Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy
Hellsing
Avengers
Iron-Man

A ninja waits until the dead of night,

when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard,

when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night,

that is the moment for a ninja to strike.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can also hurt me.

Stones and sticks break only skin, while words are ghosts that haunt me.

Slant and curved the word-swords fall, it pierces and sticks inside me.

Bats and bricks may ache through bones, but words can mortify me.

Pain from words has left its scar, on mind and heart that's tender.

Cuts and bruises now have healed, its words that I remember.

By Ruby Redfort

My favourite quotes:

We were told just to sit tight
because somebody will see the light
help is on the way
but it never came
it never came
-help is on the way, rise against

One day, you heart will stop, and play it's final beat
-these days, foo fighters

Alchemy- it only costs an arm and a leg
-FMA meme

Occasionally, I will add a link to a story here on FF that I have found to be one of my favourite(s). Now, I love many of the story's on this site, but the ones I decide to list below have either moved me so much more then I'll be willing to admit, or have seemed so real so as it will never leave me.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7053044/14/How_My_Brother_Ruined_My_Life#

-How My Brother Ruined My Life. Written by Boef (I need to check my spelling on that...)
It's a KH FF and the main Character is Roxas.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7770439/1/Indelible_Memories

-Indelible Memories. Written by DXM Junkie. I am In Love Wib Dish Stoweh.
It's KH verse, fully. Roxas is the main character and he runs away, to make it simple. I love it. Hehe.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6509760/1/Icarus_Walks

-Icarus Walks. Written by razra. I think this is amazing because it's so nitty gritty, cold hard and doesn't glamour the world (pun).
It's HP/FMA verse, Ed is the main character.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7319543/1/Liberated

-Liberated. Written by DXM Junkie. After running away from stifling isolation Roxas meets a quirky musician. He transforms from a stoic brat to a confident menace. Akuroku/Zemyx/Cleon. Mature. I'm not sure why, but this will probably resemble me when I finally break away from the hypocrisy of where I live and flee to Wisconsin-Madison. Believe it! (Yes I quoted Naruto, no I don't care. :P)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7205559/1/Brotherly_Bonding

-Brotherly Bonding. Written by Kitty Jinxter. Contains some lovely incestious relations, although Axel and Roxas are only step-brothers. That's right, it's not AkuRoku incest, it's...wait for it... SoruLeon incest! :O She wanted her son and step son to get closer. But she had no idea how close they would get. Yaoi, M/M, side Yuri, side incest, AU, first person. Enjoy!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8527187/1/Visual-Boy

-Visual Boy. Written by besieged.infection.His time spent at peace rallies and munching on seaweed and carrot sandwiches could be to blame, but so could his popularity, his hesitance to trust, and his swimming scholarship. Mostly, he blamed Laryngitis. Because if it weren't for that week without sound he would have never come into contact with the group of screw-ups. Based on a true story.- Most definitely a favourite!

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, GabsGen - Gryffindor, Avataraddict - Gryffindor, Sela-Lovegood - Ravenclaw, Dothepepperminttwist- hufflepuff, WindRush, Tranquillity's Chaos - Any of the houses :).

Bonded by secrets, sworn never to part,
Our blood does not matter, we're brothers at heart;
So we solemly swear to be up to no good
For always and ever as gryffindors should.
Our name will live on, marauders together,
'Till the time comes to manage our mischeif forever.

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.

Oh, and more thing, my life motto if you will-

-And even though the jump will kill me, for a moment I will f l y
-Valhalla Styx, - Tranquillity's Chaos
Written by yours truly. (I.e - me)