At the moment my biggest project is my "death of mary sue" series. Alex is a mary sue slayer who travels to different fandoms, giving each and every sue the horrible death they deserve. The latest one is the hogwarts edition. Ever wanted to see "Harry's long lost sister" get stabbed to death? Want to see Snape's daughter get eaten by radioactive monkeys? Tune in and enjoy!

At the moment I am currently working on the third installment, The Death of Mary Sue 3: Pirates of the Caribbean

If you review one of my stories, I'll review one of yours.

Completed Work:

The Death of Mary Sue

Princess Starr has it all, she single handedly saved Middle Earth from destruction, married Prince Legolas and is loved and adored by all, and she did it all without messing up her hair! But little does she know, a predator lurks in the shadows ready to rip her apart...

Meet Alex, Defender of Cannon, Protector of Sanity and Mary Sue Slayer. Journey with her from world to world as she gives Mary Sues the horrible end they deserve

The Death of Mary Sue 2: Hogwarts Edition

Ever want to see Harry's "long lost sister" get stabbed to death? Want to see Snape's daughter get ribbed apart by radio-active spider monkeys? You've come to the right place! Alex, our favourite sue-slayer travels to Hogwarts to continue her work.

The Spider-man theme song translated

I prove one and for all that online translators aren't all that reliable as I run the Spider-man theme song through babel fish, and here are the (hilarious) results.

Robin Hood: The low budget version

Something I wrote in highschool, and I am planning on editing it.

Discontinued

The Adventures of Morgan Jones

My first attempt at an anti-sue story. A girl is sucked into middle earth and is attacked by sue slayers

Hippy Potthead and the Philosipher Got Stoned

A spoof of the first Harry Potter story, based on both the books and the movies. This is a case of "show cancelled due to low ratings." May continue with this one if people are interested.

Future Projects:

Untitled:

Persephone "Raven" Riddle was cured of suedom after an encounter with she sue slayer Alex, and now she joins her as a slayer. This is the story of Raven before the change, of her journey through the Mary Sue acadomy. At first it seems like the perfect way to get into Hogwarts right? But then Raven begins to question the Sue way of life and realises why perfect doesn't work and ultimetly grows and develops into a healthy character as she realises the true nature of the universe and what it ultimatly means to be human.

Animal Instincts

A Twilight/Maximum Ride crossover. The Flock have been pretty good at survival and so far they've handled everything that comes their way. This is mostly due to the "suvival" rules set down by Max; no making friends with humans, can't stay in one place for very long and when it comes down to it they can only depend on each other. But then they pass through the small town of Forks a complication arises as Bradley, one of the youngest members of the Quilente pack, imprints on a Flock member and the Vulturi set their sights on Max and Co. Is this one battle the flock can't win?

(A/N: Bradley isn't an original character, he really does exist in the Twilight series. He gets mentioned about twice and during the big battle of Eclipse he was one of the wolves to stay behind and protect La Push. This story probably won't happen until I'm done with my sue slayer projects and if anything thinks this story is a good idea let me know)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

From the profile of Sakuyo the trickster goddess