Hello there! I'm going to tell you a little about myself

Favourite colours: Red, Black, Purple and Blue

Favourite Anime: There are many really but the ones I'm more obsessed with are Vampire Knight, Saint Seiya (all the series), Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Sorcerous Stabber Orphen, Rurouni Kenshin, Hellsing, Devil May Cry, Elfen Lied, RosarioVampire, Code Geass, Ouran High School, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Shattered Angels, Ghost Hunt, Meine Liebe, Hell Girl, Loveless, Black Blood Brothers, Uta no Prince sama, etc. There are really many many ones.

Favourite manga: There are also several, but again the ones I'm obsessed are Vampire Knight, Saint Seiya, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dengeki Daisy, Love in the Mask (I know it's not called Manga, since it's Korean but bare with me), Gravitation, Absolute Boyfriend, Inuyasha, Blue Exorcist, Loveless, etc.

Favourite Characters: Zero, Kaname, Aido, Akatsuki, Takuma (Vampire Knight); Camus, Milo, Hyoga (Saint Seiya Classic); Degel, Kardia, Albafica (Saint Seiya Lost Canvas); Pegasus Kouga (Saint Seiya Omega); Kurama, Yusuke, Botan, Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho); Kagome, Inuyasha, Kouga, Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha); Orphen (Sorcerous Stabber Orphen); Kenshin, Sanosuke, Saito (Rurouni Kenshin); Alucard, Cellas Victoria (Hellsing); Dante (Devil May Cry); C.C, Lelouch (Code Geass); Ludwig (Meine Liebe); Hōshō Takigawa (Ghost hunt); Soubi, Ritsuka (Loveless); Rin, Shiemi (Blue Exorcist); Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji, Kon, Hitsugaya Tōshirō, Ichimaru Gin, Urahara Kisuke (Bleach); Jinguji Ren (Uta no prince sama), etc.

I like to read and watch Yaoi and sometimes Yuri. I think that every kind of love is beautiful!

If you haven't already guessed by my pen name, I'm a girl and I go by the name of Jane Catt, Gelirya, Camuslover25 or Heartstorm4ever in some sites.

Currently taking requests! Just PM me if you're interested and tell me all the information you think it's vital, like: Fandom (of course) (any category), pairing (if any), in case of an OC of yours tell me all the details about it.

I also write Yaoi and Yuri if you're interested on it.

By the way, I don't mind writing requests, since I see those as a challenge to my imagination and abilities, however, and this is a message to everyone who asks requests and not just here and not just about fanfictions (it can be about drawings as well), PLEASE make your mind of what you want BEFORE you request something! DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN THE ARTIST IS ON THE MIDDLE OF THE PROJECT! It's very stressing when you're on the middle of your creation and then the "customer" says: "Oh, wait, I changed my mind! I don't want it like that, I want it like this!" It's FRUSTRATING! Geez! Either you're paying or not for your request, constantly changing your mind or adding more details, only prejudices the artist and may lead to your request being cancelled!

Please think about it, you don't want your request being turned down because you can't decide what you want, do you?

I have a situation like this on my hands, I'm making a fanfiction request, to another site, but the "costumer" keeps changing her mind about what she wants and keeps adding details! I'm doing my best to comply with every demand she makes, but I'm reaching my limit! And she want's it to be done fast! How can I do something fast when I have re-written it more than 10 times?! For crying out loud! And not that it matters much but I'm doing this for free!

So, please, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT BEFORE REQUESTING SOMETHING! THANK YOU!

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

"I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue."

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean."

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You owned an x-box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total= 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (occasionally lip gloss, mostly chapstick)
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner

You love the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport (although I don't participate in it, I still consider it a sport)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I just don't get them a lot)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (For gym one time...hated it.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(only on special occasions, like formal night on a cruise ship)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (sort of...don't want to look like I haven't changed in a week or something)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (barbies, bratz, polly pockets, American Girls, etc.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total = 7

Wow, I'm a girl, but it seems that I have more things in common with a guy... weird.

42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention

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30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. If we act like a guy, we're called tough. But if a guy acts like a girl... well... who's the weakling now?

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If all else fails, read the instructions.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me!

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost the section below into your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, CosenAngel, ArtemisBlack555, Aeris Leonheart, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), Senjuina, organization-fan, Jane Catt

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Perv's time!

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Come with me", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Hard", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Inside", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Take me", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts whenever you hear or see the number '69', copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Blow", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Come", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when you hear 'Underneath your clothes', copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Icecream stick", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Do it", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Under", copy n paste this into your profile

If you find perverted innuendos everywhere, copy n paste this into your profile

If you just reread the previous one reading 'innuendo' as 'in yo endo', copy n paste this into your profile

If when someone says "Shut up", you sing "And sleep with me", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Give it to me", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Jump", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Bring it", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Release", copy n paste this into your profile

If you think perverted thoughts when someone says "Under-cover", copy n paste this into your profile

92% of people were shocked when Orihime slapped Ulquiorra, if you were part of the 8% that laughed, copy this.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Most girls like pink

Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up

Most girls yell at rain

Most girls love guys who don't love them

Most girls be what other people want them to be

Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved

Most girls are selfish

Most girls are fake

But. . .

Other girls like red

Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday

Other girls play in the rain

Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them

Other girls be themselves

Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved

Other girls care for others before themselves

Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it

Other girls will love this and post it immediately

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101

6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"
5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start looking amazingly HOT!

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

92% Of the teen population would be dead if Edward Cullen said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore! Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% of people would yell "STOP!"
2% of them would cheer,
1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet.
Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone (if she has one)
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses
You are known for being "evil"
Your favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 2

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math

Total:2

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
You're protective of people you care for.
Your favorite food is Japanese food
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total:2

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person
You like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
You like Italian food
You get jealous easily
You don't make friends easily

Total:1

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
You're very forgiving
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total:4

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total:5

Result: Haruhi Natural Type (O.O Really?)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Helena

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Helizzle (O.O)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Sofia CC

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Ribheins (Nice...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Red Tea (WTF?)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Eboagia

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Maria

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Spike

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Apple Landmine

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Black Sword

Your Nobody Name: (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

Laxhene ( Pretty nice)

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love/obsessed with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses:Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo); AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD); Rubyqueen808 (Jesse Anderson/Johan Anderson); Autumn-Angel-31 (Jim 'Crocodile' Cook); Atem's Sister Atea (Pharaoh Atem, he's SO BEYOND HOT!!); Princess Atemna(Pharaoh Atem for Atea's reason and Yusei Fudo from 5Ds); AkixYusei(Bastion Misawa/Daichi Misawa); Yugiohfan1997 (Ryou/ Yami Bakura they're super cute X3), AutumnSolstice13 (I won't even try to list them all); Kyofan101 (KyoyaOotori/Hikaru Hitachiin), HitaAndUtaPri (Syo Kurusu/Aido Hanabusa/Takashi Morinozuka/Mitsukuni Haninozuka), Jane Catt (Scorpio Milo/Aquarius Camus/ Kiryu Zero/ Kuran Kaname/Jinguji Ren/Akatsuki Kain/Shun Bi-rak/Cloud Strife/etc.)

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Oh yeah...

3) How many houses have you lived in? 1

4) Favorite candy bar? Snickers

6) Have you ever tripped someone? So many times...

7) Least favorite school subject? Math and PE

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Yup, two actually.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Writing & music

12) Favorite genre of music? I hear everything as long as I like the lyrics, but love Classic music and Opera.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces

14) What time were you born? Lunch time

15) Do you like beer? Yup

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Many times.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? A Barbie CD

18) Are you sarcastic? Sometimes.

9) What are your favorite colors? Black, Red, Purple, Blue and Emerald Green.

20) How many watches do you own? More than 50

21) Summer or winter? Definitely winter.

23) Favorite color to wear? Black

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? White

26) Where is your second home? Don't have one

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Hell yeah!

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 3

30) How many video games do you own? 34 or so

31) What was your first pet? A gold fish, Shark.

32) Ever had braces? No.

33) Do looks matter? No.

34) Do you use chapstick? In very rare moments

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Don't remember

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? I don't recognize either, so...

37) Are you too forgiving? Nope.

38) How many children do you want? None.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? I don't think so.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Yogurt

41) Do you own a gun? Yes

42) Ever thought you were in love? Oh, god yes.

43) When was the last time you cried? Last night

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I wrote then sleep

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Never heard of them.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes.

48) Nicknames? CC, lena, tica, leninha, kimi (that's all I know)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Unfortunately no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes, my little sis, Nessy.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Not really.

57) Do you dye your hair? Did it once.

58) Does anyone like you? I don't think so.

59) What year were you born? 1994

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Probably peeing on a diaper.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? More than one.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself? Yes

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother, without doubt.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eye colour and hair.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Not anymore

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Yes...

68) Do you own a webcam? Yup

69) Have you ever stripped? No, at least till now.

70) Ever broke a bone? No

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Never did

73) Pringles or lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes

75) Rugrats or Doug? Doug

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Yes

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yes

79) Do you have a birth mark? No

80) Do you own a car? Not yet ;)

81) Can you cook? No... T.T

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) Stupid people

2) Writer's block

3) Idiots who are full of themselves

83) Do you text message? Yes

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yes

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Sleep

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Oh yeah...

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Neither

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Yup

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Maybe twelve

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? An old woman on the subway

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? A friend of mine

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My best friend

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? My first Philosophy teacher (What? You asked!)

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My dad

100) Who was the last person that called you? My dad

FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitaAndUtaPri (USA), Jane Catt (Portugal)

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSING OVER ANIMES WHEN :

. You think about it 24/7 (Every second, every minute etc.)
. It's ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT anymore.
. The first thing that you think about when you wake up is your fave anime show/character.
. You have dreams about your favorite anime show/characters.
. You pray that anime was real so that you could somehow (hopefully) meet up with your favorite character(s) and become their friend/bf/gf.
. You sing along to anime OPs/EDs/ theme songs.
. You download japanese songs to your iPod/MP3/Phone.
. You have more than 20 japanese songs on your iPod/MP3/ Phone.
. You use japanese language in your sentences, CONSTANTLY!
. You sometimes act like an anime character during your daily life.
. You Cosplay.
. You copy their lifestyle. (Eat ramen, use chopsticks to eat, sit on the floor)
. When you wish that your favorite anime was real and that you and your life were involved in it, BIG TIME!! Actually, you would be the protagonist!
. You write fanfiction about your favorite anime/ anime couples.
. You are MADLY IN LOVE with one of the anime guys/girls. (Ren! Milo! Camus! -.-' What? They're hot!)
. You begin to want a bf/gf that look similar to an anime character.
. You dream about your anime love/crush 24/7.
. You include yourself in your fanfics, starring your favorite anime characters. (Only once)
. You know you can't go 5 minutes without thinking about anime or doing something anime related. Hell, you can't even go 5 seconds!
. You devote most of your time/life to anything anime related.
. You're bedroom is covered in anime related things. (Posters, bed covers, plushies etc...)
. You create a fanclub full of people (including youself) that love a specific anime or anime character.
. You are the president of 'said' fanclub.
. You imagine your favorite anime character(s) at your school, in your classes, and basically in your life! (every single day)
. You day dream in class about hot anime guys/girls.
. You get distracted in class by an anime related dream.
. You create movies about your favorite anime show/character(s).
. During class, whenever your teacher's talking, all you hear is blah, blah, blah because you're so busy daydreaming about anime. When you wake up from said dream because the teacher wants you to answer a question, you're stuck because you weren't paying attention. (I can answer because she always says the same thing)
. Whenever you greet people, you say 'konnichiwa!' or 'Ohayo!'
. You learn the dance of famous dances and perform them. e.g 'Hare Hare Yukai' 'Lucky Star dance' (I do it at home. Maji Love 1000% and Angelus)
. You seem to want to try japanese food. e.g. noodles (Ramen), rice. (already tried, and even cooked it)

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say NEON ORANGE
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say STARISH
You say ZAC EFRON
I say AIDO HANABUSA
You say RAP
I say POP
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM, WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?!

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Number your twelve favorite anime characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1.Zero (VK)
2. Gin (Bleach)
3. Kaname (VK)
4.Ren (Utapri)
5. C.C (CG)
6.Milo (SS)
7. Camus (SS)
8. Jirou (BBB)
9. Kurama (YYH)
10. Seras (Hellsing)
11. Kagome (Inuyasha)
12. Dante (DMC)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

(Milo/Kagome) No, but I would like to. It would be fun.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Jinguji Ren) Oh he's a god! He's so f* hot! He's like the God of hotness!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Dante/Jirou) Well, they're both guys... but Dante would be an irresponsible father...

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

(Kurama) Sure! I even wrote one myself!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Gin/Milo) No! Never!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(C.C/Kurama or C.C/Seras) C.C and Kurama had more chances.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Camus - Gin/Dante) Would probably faint, blind himself or blame Milo.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic.

(Kaname/Kurama) O.O Don't have a clue...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Zero/Jirou) Not that I know of. But it would be interesting to read, I think...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(Camus/Dante) OMG... maybe "Icy tears of the demon"

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(Ren/Zero) Oh... a very, very rated M plot... *pervert grin* actually, not a bad idea...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(Kaname) yeah

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Kagome) Maybe, I don't know...

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Gin/Ren/C.C) I don't think so. It would be a very awkward pairing: a psycho, a womanizer and a witch...

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Seras) Hum... maybe her masters name: Alucard.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Jirou) Perhaps "Haunted" by Evanescence.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Zero/Milo/Dante) O.O rated MA extreme sexiness and Yaoi! Not proper for people with heart problems.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Seras/Gin) WTF? Maybe, how was your last kill?

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

(Kagome - Gin/Jirou) Weird, dangerous and twisted.

20. How emo is Seven?

(Camus) I don't think he's one... okay, maybe a little.