I am Wierd

I am a fan of phantom of the opera, beetlejuice, tremors, reading writing and laughing at random things and country music, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Carnivale

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You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews

You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face

You can't listen to "Eye of the Tiger" anymore without cracking up

You've ever talked to yourself

You have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people

If you cried during any given Supernatural episode (I've only cried on the season 5 finale when images of previous episodes and seasons were playing and Chuck was talking in the background, and when Gabriel died oh I cried for an hour before denial kicked in)

If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car(Tch I've been looking at the prices)

If several inanimate objects hate you irrationally for reasons unknown

If you sometimes absolutely have to write something.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question

If you are addicted to Supernatural (very much so...)

If you have ever made someone watch Jensen Ackles' performance of Eye Of the Tiger even if they don't know the show

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude

If you have ever SQUEE!ed involuntarily after seeing you favorite actor/actress/movie/book character

If people think you are mentally insane...(And PROUD of it!!!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... (they are demanding and loud)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room (sadly, I've done this several times...like today, for instance...)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects... (mostly just with Supernatural or various book series...depending)

If you or your best friend is insane

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (ALL PREPS AT SCHOOL!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes (haha yeah and then I'm like "where did the time go?!

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If you could read that put it in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. (or uses an MP3 player and dances to their OWN music(Because Nothing on the school's playlist is even anything you are familiar with, seriously wtf is a dougie anyway?))
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. (Or stare at you because what you said no sane person would know.)
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. (or has never even considered the possibility of being normal as anything more than a nightmare.)
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.(Or was the girl willing to get weird or freak written on their face because it is true.)
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.(Or uses Facebook for games and sharing the weird crap I find by accident on the internet.)
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.(Or ever, except for the one time I double dated for a friend or my (family member) set me up on one) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. (and knows the name and healing uses of the flower, and hopes to fall through the puddle into another world.)

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with something knew every month, who can express herself better with words and actions than anyone else, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, Paramore Fanatic 13, Alienatia

Perfection is a waste of time.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

1) Hagrid

2) Harry Potter

3) Severus Snape

4) Fred Weasley

5) George Weasley

6) Sirius Black

7) Albus Dumbledore

8) T. M. Riddle (Voldemort)

9) Ron Weasley

10) Sorcha Potter (OC)

11) Hermione Granger

12) Draco Malfoy

(1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

No, and honestly, I don't think I would...

(2) Is 4 hot? How Hot?

About as hot as five, :P

(3)What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

I think there's a fic for that...

(4)Do you recall any fics about 9

Well, Ron's generally in all of them... but i don't think i've read any that focus on him. At any rate he gets on my nerves.

(5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Ummm... if it's written well, and if you don't have a problem with Godfather/Godson.

(6) 5/9 or 5/10?

5/10, because 10 is an OC I made for myself and I LOVE the twins, I wish I had some friends actually like these two...

(7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

I think Dumbledore'd have a heart attack, and then alert the wizarding community Harry was evil and try to kill them both.

(8) Make up a summary for a 3/10 fan fic.

Snape/Sorcha I'd love it! Harry's twin sister Sorcha isn't exactly cut from the same cloth as her Savior brother, as a matter they are night and day, So what does a professor who walks the shadows do with this dark enigma?

(9) Is there anything as a 1/8 Love story?

I'd highly doubt it, especially since Tom got him expelled from Hogwarts... but maybe, I dunno, they might have been expiremental teens.

(10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort.

I'll always forgive you...

(11) Does anyone on your friend list read 3?

Ummm... depending on what that means...maybe?

(12) Does anyone on your friend list read or draw 11?

I suppose so... she's nearly a main character...

(13) Would anyone on your friend's list write a 2/4/5?

I wouldn't doubt it, actually I'd love to read one...

(14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

You son of a pickled slug sucking bitch!!!

(15) If you wrote a song fic about 8 what song would you use?

Supervillain by Powerman 5000

(16) If you wrote a 1/6/12, what would the warning be?

More then likely don't read if you can't handle steam, curse words and curses.

(17) What would a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

"Hey, wanna hate on my twin brother?" I think his response would be, "Sorcha have you been eating sugar again?"

(18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship, until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retalites by dating 12. Alone and broken hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three meet 10, who tells them to look for their love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never ending love triangle with 2 and 6.

Hagrid and Voldemort are in a happy relationship, until George runs off with Ron. After Voldemort dumps Hagrid for Draco, Sirius gets upset and retaliates by dating Draco. Alone and broken-hearted Hagrid travels in search of a friend. Finally Hagrid meets Fred and Dumbledore, the three meet Sorcha (OC), who tells them to look for their love. Fred finds Snape, Dumbledore gets Hermione, but now Hagrid is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Harry and Sirius.

(19) What would be the name of this?

Who slipped a love potion in the drinks?

(20) What would be the genre(s) be?

relationship, angst, comfort?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a set of Japenese steak knives

"Warning keep out of children." (Hmmm something lost in translation?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Ummm yeeeaaah... isn't military also human)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Favorite Anime Quotes:

"Sorry I didn't let you blow me to bits." Kakashi Hatake Naruto

"As I was laying on my bed, gazing at the stars, I thought: 'Hey! Where the hell is my ceiling!?'" Unknown

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " Ichigo Bleach

I swear to drunk I'm not God! Roy Mustang FMA (Icon)

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" (It didn't say, but I think Hiei said this)

-Growls at painting, clutching it tightly- "Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" Dark D.N. Angel

"I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now..." Kira Death Note

1. Freakazoid

2. Richard Speight Jr. (As Trickster/ Archangel Gabriel)

3. Dexter Douglas

4. Tim Curry (as John Silver from Muppets)

5. Richard B. Riddick

6. Remus Lupin

7. Sirius Black

8. Harry Potter

9. Christian Bale

10. Beetlejuice

11. David Tennant

12. Jim Hawkins

13. Chris Hemsworth (as Thor)

What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

“Sure Freak, let’s go get a snow cone.”

What is your reason to kill 5?

Tch. Does anyone think a mere mortal like myself could do Riddick in? Although a three way battle between Freakazoid, Beetlejuice, and Riddick sound like it would make an epic battle of history…

12 seems to be a player. Breaking many hearts. What do you say to confront him/her?

“Hey Jimmy, let me show some pictures…”

“What the Hell is that?!?!”

“That is an STD, keep it zipped captain or they’ll cut it off.”

What does 4 like best about 6?

“When did you guys meet?!”

You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?

Outprank the Weasley twins, and in the process destroy most of Scotland XD

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

I’d imagine Freakazoid, maybe his family…Definitely Freak though, even if they are in the same body

You come into a room to find 5 and 6 making out. What do you do?

nosebleed* Please don’t stop, I’ll be quiet lol

2 is trapped in the center of the earth, what does 6 and 9 do?

Nothing Gabe’s probably like roasting marshmallows or something, Or Moony trapped him down there for a revenge prank.

Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more then friends?

Maybe they both have take-the-blame complexes though…

10 seems to have a huge crush on you. Then he confesses this to you by text message.

Alien replies: Would this be breaking the rules of the universe?

BJ replies: So…

Alien reples: Good point, ur place or mine

12 and 13 are performing in a talent show. What do they do?

Jim would build a sky surfer in under 30 seconds, and Thor would break it in under 10 lol

6 is sitting beside you on a beach, sleeping. What do you do?

Pounce on him in my wolf animagus form and spend the rest of the night playing tag.

You and 7 were on vacation, when suddenly you fall and break your leg. What does 7 do?

Checks if I’m all right, then he tries to fix my leg, but somehow manages to turn it into a tentacle, “Well at least the bone isn’t broken now is it?” Then runs away as I try to thrash him with my new limb

4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?

Well, he’s probably planning a mutiny, so I’d be pretty pissed.

Who would you hug, kiss, or marry out of 9, 1, and 12?

Kiss: Jim Hawkins

Hug: Christian Bale

Marry: Freakazoid

What pick up line would 9 use on 1?

“Want a ride in my Bat-mobile?”

“No thanks, the Freak-mobile’s double parked.”

1 and 3 have been in a hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
“Want some company?” *wink-wink*

Put your music player on shuffle and write the titles to your Life's Soundtrack

Opening Credits: Shadows by Lindsay Sterling

Waking Up: If I had you by Adam Lambert (I am not this active in the morning.)

First Day At School: Right Round by Flo Rida

Falling in Love: Sally’s song by Amy Lee (unrequited love I guess…)

Fight Song: On the Floor by Jennifer Lopez (Umm…)

Breaking Up: Crazy in Love by Beyonce (Huh, guess I dump him for someone else?)

Prom Night: Cry Little Sister by Seasons After (I wish my prom had had music as good as this L)

Life: Never Back Down by Linkin Park (Apt)

Night At The Club: Dance Agiain by Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull (She features heavily in my life apparently)

Mental Breakdown: Black Suits Comin’ by Will Smith (HAHAHAHAH ROTFL)

Driving: Wind Take Me Home by Alexandre Desplat (Rise of the Guardians Soundtrack/ It fits)

Flashback: Get Right by Jennifer Lopez (Umm bad romance maybe?)

Getting Back Together: Whispers in the Dark by Skillet (Jeez My love life sux)

Wedding: Rolling in the Deep by Adele (Someone got ditched…it better not have been me!)

Birth of Child: Nymphetamine by Cradle of Filth (Oh what demon have I brought forth into this world XDXDXD)

Final Battle: Na Na Na by My Chemical Romance (HELLZ YEA!!!)

Funeral Song: The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stafani (Not entirely appropriate… ROTFL)

Final Credits: Firework by Katy Perry