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About me. WARNING ALL TRUE!! Red hair, blue eyes, fair skin,adittude,stuborn and fully awesome I have an imaginary me who is in my head, won't shut up, loves to annoy me and make my life miserable... Plus she and I have made my head a warzone and trust me the worst warzone you have ever seen has nothing on this... Plus she and I can create things and do practically anything in my head... And she is adding herself to all my stories to make my life worse... Inner EzzBomb: See. EzzBomb loves me. She does what I ask. EzzBomb: NO!!! SHE'S HERE!!! NOT NOW NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!!! OVER!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inner EzzBomb: YAY!!! WAIT THAT MEANS I GO TOO!!! Ahh well she's an Idiot anywayz. EzzBomb: Pie+Pie=Cake! Inner EzzBomb: NO IT DOESN'T IT = PIE!!! UGH WHY MUST SHE BE SUCH AN IDIOT!!! *bangs head on table she just imagined into my head* EzzBomb: What!!! No it can't be true. I say it can't be true so it can't be true thats how the laws of quantim physics works. Inner EzzBomb: Kill me now... or better yet... * grabs Bazooka(my imagination hates me)* EzzBomb: GOTTA GO... um... PEE!!! Inner EzzBomb: Thats what I thought run for your life and make stories on the internet... now time to go blow up something... If you support Jack and his jar of dirt, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile! ~If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me! "Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it." Destroy is such a strong word...i prefer "redecorated for free?" "If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" "help i have fallen and i can't... hey nice carpet!" "i'm the man of the house and i have my wife's permission to say so!" "Gene police: YOU! out of the pool!" "it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only four for me to extend my middle finger and say bite me!" "Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet, he's in perfect position to drop you on your arse" "i laugh in the face of danger! then hide until it goes away" "When life gives you lemons,make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the Freakin' hell you did it!" "you laugh at me 'cause i'm different, i laugh at you 'cause your all the same!" I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Watson: *has Holmes' violin bow pointed at face* Get that thing out of my face. Holmes: It's not in your face it's in my hand. Watson: Then get whats in your hand out of my face. Sherlock: Anderson Shut up. You're lowering the IQ of the entire street. Sherlock: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! DON'T MOVE! DON'T SPEAK! DON'T THINK! DON'T BREATHE! ANDERSON TURN AROUND YOU'RE PUTTING ME OFF! Anderson: What? My face is- Lestrade: Anderson do as he says. Anderson: B- Lestrade: Turn your back now. Sherlock: Ready to see some more? (talking about dead people here. Hello.) John: Oh God yes. Mrs Hudson: Landlady not your housekeeper. Sherlock: What is it like in your funny little minds? It must be so boring not being me. Sherlock: Look at you all. You're all so vacant. Doctor: ALLONSY ALONSO!!!! Doctor: Allonsy is French for 'let's go.' Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! He who laughs last didn't get it. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! "Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." Are we fighting?" Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. “Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.” One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. You are only what you are when no one is looking. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles! The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over. I'm bored. Run for your sanity. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. "if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" "Go forth and set the world on fire." ~ screw the metaphorical, literal all the way Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, pinkcherryblossoms225, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Shinigami Princess Yuki Uchiha,kyofanfic, UzumaNaru,ItaDei means love, Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, EzzBomb2010, If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, miss kaitlin inuzuka, KrazeeNingaChick, DeidaraIsMine0deidara'sYLG0, EzzBomb2010, What i like: Writing obviously, singing even when im bad, my word 'ish' and animals. What i LOVE: Winx, naruto, naruko female version of naruto ( love her betta than naruto), turtels,duckys,monkeys,penguins and as much as i luv winx naruto and naruko...PANDA'S!! What i dislike: Meat pies don't know y just don't. ( hey that rhymes) What i hate: THE MEAN FECKLESS PERSON WHO DISSED GLEEKY CONVERSES!! My Personality: Stuborn, funny, crazy, kind hearted ,knowledgable and mabey a little spacey + one of the only people in this world that probably go beneath the underneath and see underneath the underneath Things i like to do: read books play video games Words that define me: Funny, cool ,unusual Some things i do: Act b4 i think and think b4 i act depends on situation review stories Fav pairings: NarukoxSasuke SasukexNaruko (I know that they look the same and seem the same but theres a difference 1 is Naruko first then Sasuke and 1 is Sasuke first then Naruko) (Weird right there like almost the same) BloomxSky Friends on Fanfiction: Gleeky Converses Sailor Comet Blaze Fav quotes quote in this type of writing EzzBomb 2010 agreeing or disagreeing in bold You're only given a little spark of maddness. You mustn't lose it. (Robin Williams) I agree (EzzBomb2010) You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. (Anon) AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!! ( EzzBomb2010) The problem with those bumper stickers that warn against tailgating, is that I have to get really close to the person's car to read them. (John A. King) HEHEHE (EzzBomb2010) Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. (Anonymous) Gross yet funny... and random (EzzBomb2010) Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. (Anonymous) TRUE FACT OF LIFE PEEPS PUT UP WITH IT!! (EzzBomb2010) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (Anonymous) 4 every other gal mabey i just rather live life (EzzBomb2010) There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (Anonymous) I try 2 tell people that but they just don't get it... that's proof (EzzBomb2010) Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Douglas Adams) Lately again... HEHEHE (EzzBomb2010) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. (Anonymous) Don't know y it just intriges me... (EzzBomb2010) If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? (Anonymous) It's a rip off I swear (EzzBomb2010) Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. (Anonymous) Lately again TRUE FACT OF LIFE PEEPS PUT UP WITH IT!! (EzzBomb2010) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Anonymous) I don't actually play chess... and if you don't understand what it means it means I destroyed the computer because it beat me in chess (EzzBomb2010) "Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows it?" - Obi-wan Kenobi Its the fool who follows it. (EzzBomb2010) "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca the Younger I'm not sure but it sounds intelligent (EzzBomb2010) "You are one crazed up fruit loop" - Daniel Fenton I swear this line defines me in a fruit loop... and in real life too... (EzzBomb2010) "OH Butter Biscuits" - Vlad Masters I'm not sure where this is from but I'm going with it (EzzBomb2010) "BELIEVE IT!" - Naruto Uzamaki GO NARUTO!!! (EzzBomb2010) "Never is Karma's doorbell, Ding dong it's for you" - Sam Manson. It makes sense... for some people... I understand it at least (EzzBomb2010) "i'm not stupid, i don't waste my time reading big books" (snobunniex3's cousin) Hahahaha (EzzBomb2010) "i hate people who hate people" (not a clue) If you don't get it plz go away. PLZ!!! (EzzBomb2010) "life sucks, then you die" (jacob black) Yes Jacob, life sucks and in the end you die. (EzzBomb2010) "nobody is normal cuz if your normal then your weird cuz no one else is normal therefore you are weird making no one normal" (snobunniex3) I understand what this means. (EzzBomb2010) "i love contridictions but hate it when people contridict themselves" (snobunniex3) Yep. (EzzBomb2010) "when life give you lemons throw them back twice as hard" (not a clue) HEHEHE (EzzBomb2010) "i'm not imature, you big meanie!" (no clue) I rest my case. (EzzBomb2010) "i'm smiling, that alone should scare you." (no clue) I really like this. (EzzBomb2010) "the voices in my head tell me i'm not crazy so that means i ain't"(snobunniex3) HEHEHE (EzzBomb2010) "The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does."(not a clue) HEHEHE (EzzBomb2010) ""Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.' "If left was right and right was left and up was down and down was up I would be majourly confuzed." (me) THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, xxCherryBlossomsxx, xxwatchmediexx,Pink Creaent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarinoX, Im in love with an Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, RayRay, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress Of Elements, xnarutorocksx, uchihasakurah26, you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, Pinkblossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Coscat, LKakashiSXE,darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours., Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94, Purplecherry5, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HIHI kimik, bl.oWF.iSH-P.E.a.C.H., Koo2Koo1Ka2choo1,BloodAngel700,Darkblossom895, Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika, AnimeLovingFan, KNDfreak,MidnightWolfGirl12,naruhinaramen, KrazeeNingaChick, DeidaraIsMine0deidara'sYLG0, EzzBomb2010, 20 reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. We are automatically awesome before we're born so we're automatically the best. Things to do and laugh your butt off while doing it 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" If your mind sometimes goes into re-runs of your favorite anime while your in school, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is cute/hot and you love them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that makes you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If someone actually gave you the answer to said stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard that you cried (or almost did) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard that you had trouble breathing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the kids should just give the rabbit some freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. Do not read the lower part, I was superstious back then and was forced to post this because of it) This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. A ninja waits until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Repost this if you laughed... "Everywhere we go Everywhere we go People wanna know People wanna know Who we are Who we are So we kill them So we kill them We’re Akatsuki We’re Akatsuki The Mighty Akatsuki The Mighty Akatsuki We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a naruto fanfiction Fav Characters Naruto: =1.Gaara =1.Sasuke =1.Naruko (if involving her) 4.Naruto 5.Kakashi (he's funny) 6.Tobi/Obito/Madara (Tobi says he's a good boy but he's sooooo bad butt) 7.Sakura 8.Shikamaru 9.Choji 10.Neji (he wont shut up about destiny(mentally kicks his butt screaming SHUT UP ABOUT DESTINY ALREADY MAN!!!) If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! PEEPS I CAN REED IT YAY!! Fav Sayings: WARNING I MADE ALL OF THESE UP AND I WILL STATE THE MEANINGS TRY NOT TO USE THEM TO OFTEN OR YOU WILL TURN OUT LIKE ME AND HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERY SENTENCE YOU SAY TO EVERYONE BUT THOSE WHO HAVE READ THIS!!! ... LIKE (A) FREAK/S OFF A/THEIR LEASH/S ( This means out of control... sorta... kinda... its really just compairing what ever to a freak/s of a/their leash/s really as the name implies EzzBomb2010) ... LIKE (A) FREAK/S ON A/THEIR LEASH/S ( This means in complete control... well it sorta like freak off a leash but the opposite EzzBomb2010) SAY WHAT NOW ABOUT (INSERT WHAT EVER YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TOPIC YOU WEREN'T LISTNING ABOUT OR DON'T UNDERSTAND) NOW??? (This is just like saying say what except making it longer and yeah. My bestie always laughs at me when I say that... don't know why EzzBomb2010)(I swear I have to sign like everything I say)(EzzBomb2010... hehehe) HAJOU!!! (It means hello and sounds alot like it EzzBomb2010) Hockey Chockey (It means okkey dokey EzzBomb2010) I HOPE YOU FIND THOSE USEFUL AT SOME STAGE IN LIFE OR MORE!!! ^_^ female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: If I die I want you to know I love you GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" ok If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is if you cry when the bad guys die. Crazy is when you stare at a total stranger for a long time and tell them to stop staring at you. Crazy is when you can quote any random bit of Naruto, word perfect. Crazy is when you replayed Gai giving Kakashi a piggyback until your finger hurt,...and kept going. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! I respect the 10 rules of anime : Ninja Ordinance: Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.): 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. «FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test «BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!" FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever xBloomStarx put the "«" part in there because that one is my ultimate favorite. She finds it hilarious. That will not get old. I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that! Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. But when I'm depressed I go play Halo or Left 4 Dead 2. My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in their eyes. He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. An apple away keeps the doctor away...if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. The sound of rain, the ocean and water in general are the most beautiful sounds in the Universe.' 'I've found the secret of eternal youth. I lie about my age.' - Bob Hope 'He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you - he really is an idiot.' - Groucho Marx 'Warning - keep out of children.' - Label on a kitchen knife An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Quis does non iuguolo mihi mos tantum planto mihi validus. (What does not kill me will only make me stronger.) Eventually, the light bulb dinged, the fireworks went off, a bell clanged, the sun rose, and a man in a bathtub shouted ‘Eureka!’ "That persons stupid... WITH 2 'O'S!!!" (My Dad) (Peeps I read this thing about people who do something or other and don't love their dad's as much as they should. I love my dad and I'd risk my life for him and my family!!! PUT! UP! WITH! IT!) Logic 1. My mum taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mum taught me RELIGION 3. My mum taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mum taught me LOGIC 5. My mum taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mama and daddy taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mum taught me IRONY 8. My mum taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mum taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mum taught me about STAMINA 11. My mum taught me WEATHER 12. My mum taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mum taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mum taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mum taught me: ENVY 16. My mum taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mum taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mum taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mum taught me: ESP 20. My mum taught me: HUMOR 21. My mum taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My mum taught me: Genetics 23. My mum taught me about my Roots 24. My mum taught me Wisdom 25. My mum taught me about Justice If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, repost this in your profile 90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 98 of the Internet population have a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that insane cartoon rabbits are cool copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you or (and) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support Jack and his jar of dirt, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you thank cookies are milks best friend, paste this to your profile. If you thank rainbow cupcakes are awesome, paste this to your profile. If you ever thought you were a nerd, paste this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt that the whole world is against you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish you could just grow wings and fly away from your problems, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs otno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever mispelled a word that is four letters long or less, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a member of the LFC fan club, (Love fictional Chararcters,) copy and paste this into your profile. Look at this word carefully for a minute: REVOLUTION. Do you see the word LOVE in it? If you do copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe in God say it loud and proud and PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!! 95 percent of the teenage girl population would be dead if Joe Jonas said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this into your profile if you would be one of the 5 percent who would realize that still breathing would mean you could have him all to yourself! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Chinbaldo, Fox Heaven, Naruto Ninja44, 2hott4u, ororo.42, Poison's Ivy, Valkyrie Cain, waterbendergirl101, KiraraGlitter, Authoress-in-training, BloomandSky4ever, EzzBomb2010 (¸.•´ (¸.•´~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. Naruko and Sasuke are the best of friends. They've been that way since birth. The moment they saw each other they seemed to get along perfectly. As they grew older they became even closer and their parents were just dying to see what would happen. Itachi, Sasuke's older brother, prophecised that they would become a couple...but it didn't exactely look it. At the age of 12, Naruko nearly died and everyone thought she had died when the surgeons were doing an emergency operation on her. What happened was that some of Sasuke's 'friends' were hanging out with Sasuke and Naruko's crew (consists of : Kiba, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sai, Shino, Shikamaru or Shika for short, Choji, and of course Sasuke and Naruko the 2 most inseperable best friends) said that there was this awesome new store down on the edge of town advertising free games. So of course they went down. Sasuke and Naruko, being the smart ones, thought something was fishy but they kept that to themselves. In the end it turned out Sasuke's 'friends' had really been jealous about how great Sasuke was and his close bond to Naruko, and attempted to push him down a cliff. Naruko pushed Sasuke out of the way in time to save him but instead she payed the price. She survived after the operation but of course she was gonna survive because she was the amazing person she was. Now at the age of 17 she decided to ask Sasuke what he thought about her because she had heard their parents talking about Sasuke having some drawings of her. This is how the conversation went. Naruko: Do I ever cross your mind? Sasuke: No Naruko: Do you like me? Sasuke: No Naruko: Do you want me? Sasuke: No Naruko: Would you cry if I left? Sasuke: No Naruko: Would you live for me? Sasuke: No Naruko: Would you do anything for me? Sasuke: No Naruko: Choose--me or your life Sasuke: My life She runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her. Sasuke, though he wouldn't show it, was scared he would lose his bestfriend and the only person he actually felt another emotion with who he wasn't related to. She ran into her room and locked the door and Sasuke started banging on the door yelling open up and all sorts of other things. At 12 o'clock that night she went to go get some food because she hadn't eaten since 11 o'clock am. When she opened the door she walked out to see Sasuke leaning on the wall beside her door. He said one thing that made her stare at him in shock. Sasuke: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. Sasuke: The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. Sasuke: The reason I don't want you is because I need you. Sasuke: The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. Sasuke: The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. Sasuke: The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. Sasuke: The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life After Sasuke said that he grabbed her arms pinned her to the wall behind him and whispered sweetly in her ear Sasuke: I love you Naruko and I always have. And he slammed his lips into hers. The next day at school they kept on sending notes to each other and after school they amazed everyone. THE Sasuke Uchiha was standing with Naruko hands around her waist as he kissed her. Fangirls were furious and Sasuke could feel their heated glares on Naruko so he moved his left hand, stuck up the bird and kissed her even more. After the kiss, which they were both still panting from, he took her hand and walked off smirking. read this: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line I read it faster than 40 seconds so I'm not a retard. 1.YOUR REAL NAME: EzzBomb... (like I would write my real name its a creepy world out there and I'm not risking it) O.o 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Ezzizzle (so many z's) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Black Panda :D 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name) Naruko (I just grabbed one of my favourite japanese names,though I would like to write it as I'm supposed to, but like I said, it's a creepy world O.o) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) McNezrac (I feel so... awesome! And I think I can say that) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Black Water (Too bad Black is awesome so I'm sticking to my fav colour)(my name is weird)(...wait water is like the best element of all 5 elements, Fire, Earth, Air, Lightning and Water... THAT MEANS I ROCK MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE'S ELEMENT!!! HAHA SUCK THAT!!!) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Zneahjn (My Arab name sounds weird)(I can say it... some how) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first) Bob George (Soz I'm just not gonna give anyone that kind of info) 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Muffin (man I don't like the fact that it sounds so corny but Black Buffy is a no go) 10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow) edzzbolnmbvg (thats looks pretty close XD) You say BABY PINK Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! I love anime and manga. There is a difference. Anime is TV shows and manga is books. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ 私恋人〔愛〕の鳴門と佐助 -I LOVE SASUKE AND FEMALE NARUTO! 佐助永遠に女性のNARUTO！SASUKE FEMALE NARUTO FOREVER! I am EzzBomb2010 and if you dont like it 1 put up with it 2 get off the page silly cause if u don't like me why would you want to put up with me THX 4 READING From EzzBomb2010 | |||||||
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