The Original Hansenette
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since: 02-08-10, id: 2247158, Profile Updated: 04-26-12
country: UK
Author has written 14 stories for Big Time Rush, Toy Story, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Song of the Week! ~"Running Up That Hill" by placebo~

Quote of the Week:"I'll make modern art. With you face."

Name: Carl. Carl Ditters Von Dittersdorf. Middle Name is Mona Lisa.
Call me Elli for short.
Age: 1234567890987654345678...oh, who am I kidding. I'm a Time Lord!

Hi again! Yes, I know I was gone. For a very very very long time. Please, let us not talk about that. Prelims and exams are terrible and make me cry. So yeah, I write for Big Time Rush, Toy Story, Regular Show, Sonic The Hedgehog, House MD, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger and Deadliest Catch. I am a total Northwesterner and if anyone wants to PM me feel free! I'm nice under all the crazy. I promise. I am rather addicted to whump and seem to attack my favourite characters. Oh well. It's just my kind of thing. I'm sure if you get to know me, you'll like me. Or hate me. Whichever you prefer really. Gotta go write now so seeya! xxx
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"Bullied" : Ahhh, poor Logie. I pity him and love him at the same time! ;D
"Mother's Day" : I love this story even if it's so sad I could explode. :'|
"Spectrum" : Dum dum dum fun! ;D
"Secrets" THE LONGEST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN! And I did NaNoWriMo. I'm really proud of this story and I am exceptionally grateful of all my reviewers! I love you all so much, my heart has exploded. Literarily.

Stories in progress:
"Requests": Give me requests people! The more angsty the better.
"A'Clach" : OK, I was listening to Gaidhlig ceilidh rock and I listened to the lyrics and BAM. Plot Bunnies attack me from behind.
"Family" : Deadliest Catch for the fangirls WITHOUT OCs?!? Impossible you say! Lies I reply! Northwestern oneshots usually based around the Hansen brothers and a lot of whump for Edgar. He's the one I identify with and I get hurt a lot ergo...
"Deckhands" : Ah, poor Edgar. I seem to want to hurt him. Jake too. Again, NO OCs?!? BLASTHEMY, YOU SAY! Not really, I reply. ;)
"Themes Challenge" : Ty the Tasmanian challenge cos I love the game and I saw this and decided to go for it!

Stories I have planned:

Pass. My muses come and go but if you really want to see something just say!

MY LIFE SOUNDTRACK:

Opening Credits: Can't Catch Tomorrow (Lostprophets)
Waking Up: Mr Bluesky (ELO)
First Day of School: A Town Called Hypocrisy (Lostprophets)
Making Your New Best Friend: Cloudy Day (James Kirby)
Falling in Love: Bittersweet Symphony (The Verve)
Breaking Up: It's All Understood (Jack Johnson)
Prom: Banana Pancakes (Jack Johnson)
Gradutation: F* You (Lily Allen)
Life's Okay: Bubbly (Colbie Caillet)
Death of a Close Friend: For The First Time (The Script)
Mental Breakdown: A Dustland Fairytale (The Killers)
Driving: Apologise (Timberland)
Flashback: Stay The Same (Bonobo)
Getting Back Together: Tip Of The Iceberg (Owl City)
Birth of a Child: You Got The Love (Florence and The Machine)
Wedding Scene: Your Song (Ellie Golding)
Car Accident: Jilted Lovers and Broken Hearts (Brandon Flowers)
Final Battle: Rooftops (Lostprophets)
Death Scene: You Could Be Happy (Snow Patrol)
Funeral Song: Henrietta (The Fratellis) *Natch :P*
End Credits: Dead! (My Chemical Romance)
THEN The Combine Harvester Song (The Wurzels)
*Oh Yesh. Can't have a good film without the Wurzels ;D*



1. Deckhands » reviews
When a new deckhand appears on the Northwestern, it spells trouble for the deckboss and his apprentice. Happy fishing... **Deadliest Catch** NO OCs.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,971 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-29-13 - Published: 4-7-12
2. Family » reviews
DEADLIEST CATCH: The Northwestern is a family, all of it's own. These are little one shots following their arguments, laughs, jokes, tears and relationships. This will mostly revolve around the Hansen brothers. EdgarWHUMP most definitely! NO OCs. xxx
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,879 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-4-13 - Published: 3-20-12
3. Themes Challenge » reviews
So, there is 100 themes...and I'm gonna try my best to do them all. Wish me luck!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-31-12 - Published: 3-20-12 - Sly & Ty
4. Baby Steps reviews
**Deadliest Catch** We all know our rough, tough Hansen brothers but what about before all that? A collection of one-shot centering around the childhood of the Hansen brothers and how they grew up to be the brothers we all love. Hope you enjoy! Dedicated to Little Leaf of the Redwoods. Hope this cheers you up! **No OCs**
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-4-12
5. A'Clach » reviews
Kendall is their rock, what happens when someone tries to remove him from their lives? To see if he will crumble for them?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-7-12 - Published: 3-20-12 - Kendall & Logan
6. The Twelve Days Of Christmas » reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas all under 500 words, giving us an insight to the hectic, amazing, epic BTR christmas. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-24-11 - Published: 12-23-11 - Complete
7. Dark Eyes reviews
Slinky is trapped, kidnapped in a twisted idea for revenge. Can Woody save him before it's too late?
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-11 - Slinky & Woody
8. Memorium reviews
A one shot for Liam A. Shine on you Crazy Diamond.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-11 - Logan & James
9. Secrets » reviews
Woo! First Big Time Rush story! Logan collaspes during practice. No big deal, right? Wrong. Something a lot more sinster is going on... Rated T for now but might go up to M. All depends on how evil I'm feeling. Please review! :D
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,487 - Reviews: 373 - Updated: 8-18-11 - Published: 3-6-11 - Logan - Complete
10. Spectrum » reviews
Logan wakes up from an attack and deals with the subsoquent aftermath in his own way. Needless to say, everyone else sees this and goes out of their way to help their Logie. ***Sequel to Bullied***
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-7-11 - Published: 5-31-11 - Logan - Complete
11. Bullied » reviews
Logan's view on being bullied. It's not fun. My first Twoshot and yes, I know it's too short! Review review review! **Now Completed**
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-23-11 - Published: 3-29-11 - Logan - Complete
12. Elli's Funtacular Request Show Of Awesomeness! » reviews
Step up, one and all and submit all your requests to Elli the Ringmaster who shall write all your little whims and fancies! Don't be shy! xxx
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-22-11 - Published: 4-6-11 - Logan
13. Boredom reviews
Carlos is bored. Very bored. So he goes to find someone to play with. Hilarity ensuses. **Oneshot for CheekyBrunette because she earns a oneshot for writing one for me! ;D**
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-22-11 - Carlos & Logan - Complete
14. Mother's Day reviews
How do you cope on Mother's Day when you never knew yours? My version on how Logan would cope. I know it's completely random but...just bear with me, OK? Thankies. ;
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-14-11 - Logan - Complete
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