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Author has written 11 stories for Star Fox, Alvin and the chipmunks, Mythology, Treasure Island, and Spyro the Dragon. I'M A FURRY AND PROUD OF IT!! If your a furry and aren't afraid to say it loud a proudly paste the above and this into your bio age: 19 gender: m SO type: stright furry orentation: dragon alias's dragon's dark side,black matter dragon favorite sayings: don't make the dragon angry, just deal with it favorite sign off: the power of chaos can't be stopped current sing off may the guardian dragon soar with you favorite funny quote: love peace and chicken grease favorite animal: tiger shark favorite legendary animal: dragon favorite video game character's: spyro, cynder, favorite video game: spyro dawn of the dragon. favorite pokemon: flygon,lugia,zoroark,pikachu,richu,latias favorite bands: bon jovi, backstreet boys, the killers, dragonforce current favorite song: Disciples of Babylon-dragonforce. most favorite song: when you were young best excuse: to much coffee best lie effect that worked for me : got me out of getting suspended state: allergy capital of the world ( unfortunately) sigh country: the best one the grand old USA interests: writing, playing video games, talking with my friends bike riding occupation: N/A preferred occupation: being a badass type of reviewer: I just say what i think about it preferred super power : transformation from human to what ever the hell i want i don' flame you so don't flame me it's not right And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. Copy and paste this to your profile if you love thunder storms. paybacks a bitch After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases. On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman refused to work in the house. The Maid quit. Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later even through they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house ha been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.:) Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Who ever said nothing was impossible, has never tried slamming a revolving door. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. if you have ever said that an amine character is sexy and you love them and you meant it, copy and paste this into you profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hear voices of random book movie or game characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the backspace key is one of the best inventions ever. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile Weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, CAPTIYP! if you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place,CAPTIYP. if you have your own little world,CAPTIYP . if you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it,CAPTIYP . Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free! On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!) if you think the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechan alone, CAPTIYP If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD CAPTYP if you like the occasional hot scene CAPTTYP If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. the reason girls like going to therapy is because they can do the 2 things they do best talk and spend money if u think this is true copy and paste this into your profile if you hope AATC never loses it's edge CAPTTYP If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile if you are crazy CAPTTYP if you think being normal is boring CAPTTYP if you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time CAPTIYP!! if you wish the old Alvin and the chipmunks show would come back copy and paste this to your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Love your enemies! It really pisses them off. To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Smile. It confuses people. Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! SO KISS MY ASS!! A day without sunshine is like...night. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. Suicide hot line...please hold... Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer. There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead. All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! no trespassing violiters will be shot survivers will be shot again Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack) When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. When opertunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later. I wanted to kill the prettiest person alive then I realized...Oh ya suicides a bad thing. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may mot follow. Do not walk beside me either just leave me the hell alone! What goes around gets dizzy and falls over. Women should not have children after 35...really 35 children is enough. If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie A wise man washes his hands after he pees, A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege You know your getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair you used to get from a roller coaster. 25 Reasons I owe my mother. 1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week." 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about," 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mout and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about weather. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck." 11. My mother taught me about STAMINA. " You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate." 13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" 16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way." 18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING. " You are going to get it when we get home." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold." 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. " When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs Dying is nature's way of saying,"Hey! You're not alive anymore!" Next time you wave, use more than one finger, please When opportunity knocks, shoot first, ask questions later Guidelines of life: 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5.Do not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around the n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... Warning Heaven has no rage like love turned to hatred , Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned, I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and finally leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you're one of the 10 that would be laughing hysterically, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. more crap to fill your profile page 1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicated that they are covered with bees.
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You know you live in the year 2010 when... 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 4) You send a text to your friend when they're right next to you. 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace. 5) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) You look at a CD and think of it as an antique. 9) The only friends you have only know you by your screen name. 10) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 11) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 12) You were too busy to notice number 8. 13) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 8. 14) Now you're laughing at your stupidity. 15) You never noticed 4 was before 3. 16) You scrolled back up again to check to see. 17) You're now laughing even more at your own stupidity. 18) You didn't notice that there are 6 was listed twice. 19) You fell for that trick. 1) your home computer is smaller the the one at you office 20) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!" 1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Hell Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is? 2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass To Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually. 3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Damn Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It? 4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Hell Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Asses! 5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Damn Floor. 6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine? 7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New. 8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Hell? Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do Thats Longer? 9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here Dumbass? 10 Ways To Annoy People 1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?" 2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!" 3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe. 4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is. 5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend) 6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!" 7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!" 8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!" 9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident." 10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!" On Sears hairdryer: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On artificial bacon: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY #1 - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe not all stories should have a happy ending. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name- you’ll find this to be true If you don’t repost this saying They hurt her then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you’ll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill YOU. Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night He replied "hell yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you | |||||||||
1. spyro and blink reviewsSummary: It has been two months since Red's defeat and in that, time a certain purple dragon has fallen in love with a certain mole that is afraid to be above ground. Will he win his love over or will he never know what love is like.Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-12 - Spyro & Blink - Complete2. New found love reviewswhat happens we flame admit's to spyro he's gay while at the same to cynder feels the same way about emberSpyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-18-11 - Spyro & Flame - Complete3. spyro and cynder their new life » reviewsSpyro has just finished saving Cynder from the dark master but what did they do after they came back from convexity? story has been revisedSpyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-18-10 - Spyro & Cynder4. the dragon wars » reviewsdragon have lived together with human peacefully the power of 1 man changed all that but right in the middle someone they never heard of becomes an invaluable AlliCrossover - Star Fox & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-14-10 - Published: 2-11-105. treasure island 3the final part of the triology best one yet wrote it about 1-2 years agoTreasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete6. treasure island twothis is the sequel to it around 4-5 years agoTreasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete7. treasure islandtreasure island if i had written it anther one of my eariler stories about 6 or 7 years agoTreasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete8. my life as a dragon reviewsthis is how i would be if i was a dragonMythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete9. battle scared dragon reviewsone of my eariler stories i found so i decided to post it so it's not very good but not bad for someone who was 5 when it was writtenMythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete10. Alvin and the chipmunks the family's back together » reviewsrated m for future chapters no other summary this timeAlvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-4-10 - Published: 2-21-1011. peace for simon » reviewsafter Alvin accidentally kills his brother Simon in a car accident all Alvin has done is think of how can he live with himself knowing he killed his own brother. will he be able to find happiness after his brothers death? chapter 8 is up COMPLETE plz R&RAlvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-20-10 - Complete
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