Author has written 4 stories for iCarly, Glee, and Web Shows.
Okay...my name is Janie! Er...not sure what to write, really! This profile is updated every like, few months so some of these things aren't really..relevant anymore. xD I like to read stories about: NCIS, iCarly, Friends, Glee, Pretty Little Liars, Charmed, and Wizards of Waverly Place, and...that's it, really. =)
My top ten couples:
1. McAbby (McGee/Abby)-NCIS
2. Tiva (Tony/Ziva) -NCIS
3. Fresley [Fred/Wesley]-Angel
4. Xanya [Xander/Anya]-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5. Seddie [Sam/Freddie] -iCarly
6. Quick [Quinn/Puck]-Glee
7. Klaine [Kurt/Blaine] -Glee
8. Jackie/Hyde-That 70's Show
9. Chang Squared [Tina/Mike]-Glee
Top Ten Shows
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Pretty Little Liars
6. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
7. Rizzoli & Isles
10. Supernatural [after Sera Gamble took over I just can't bear to put it higher]
About me: Er...I love to read, I love animals, fanpop.com.
Follow me on Tumblr:, and well, that's all I can think of at the moment! NOTE: My Seddie story is currently on HIATUS. I don't know if I'll be updating but it's definitely not going to be updated for some time. (Oh! I love English, too!) If anyone doesn't like my couples/stories...well, too bad for you! My couples pwn, LOL! =)
My favorite video game: Assassin's Creed 1 and 2.
My favorite book: The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
Favorite site: fanpop.com/tumblr.com
Favorite animal: Dogs & horses
Favorite show: NCIS
Favorite book series: Harry Potter and the Percy Jackson series.
Least favorite movie: 2012 and G.I. Joe.
Well...that's all I wanted to tell you at the moment. =)
~Janie out~ =P
People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) FYI: I bolded everything that applies to me, and there are some things I did not, but I did put something next to it, to fit me more. Remember! Being OPINIONATED only makes you human, everyone is entitled to their own...
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
Wow! A LOT of stereotypes!
List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them. (This is NCIS characters!)
9. Michelle Lee
12. Jackson Gibbs
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
Jimmy/Roy? No...that would be VERY weird...interesting, though!
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Well, I think Ziva is very, very pretty.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
It would be very, VERY weird if Jackson got Jenny pregnant...especially since Jackson is like, 80 something and Jenny died in season 5 of NCIS.
4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
Well, not that I have read. There probably are since she and Palmer (Jimmy-Number 6) had a relationship with each other. I'm planning on reading one, though.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Jimmy and McGee? Er...I don't think so. They'd make a great bromance, though.
6)Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
You're making me choose between Ducky/Michelle & Ducky/Gibbs? Um...that's not going to happen. Both are very weird. I guess Ducky/Gibbs, since Michelle died too. (They kill off practically all the girls...they've stopped though!)
7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?
If Vance walked in on McGee and Jackson making out? Oh. My. God. NO NO NO NO NO!! LOL um...I guess he'd say, "Agent McGee! What you do in your own time is none of my business, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't do it in my office!" *faints*
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fic?
Okay! I love Gibbs/Tony fics! I love their father/son relationship!!!
Tony, as usual gets himself into a messload of trouble. Gibbs tries to find him while at the same time trying hard not to care because he doesn't know what he'd do without Tony! Eventually, he finds Tony, and as USUAL, he slaps Tony on the back of the head, all the while glad that Tony isn't hurt. XD
9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
Abby/Jenny? Um...I guess, maybe. I think that they're just friends, though. =)
10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Vance/Jackson Gibbs? Um...
Trying to understand why Gibbs Jr. hated us in the beginning, and why he still kind of disrespects us.
A bit long, but I think it would work! ;)
11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic?
Abby/Tony? As long as it's a friendship or a brother/sister relationship fanfiction, I'm cool with it. Just NOT a couple/love story. Abby+McGee = Perfection and Tony+Ziva=Perfection.
12) Is anything on your favorites list about eleven?
On fanfiction? Nah. But I have a lot of things that I loved about him! And to think that he only appeared for one episode...I miss Roy.
13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
Becoming Friends through Avoiding & Embarrassing Tony
This is harder...
...The Geek and the Scottish Medical Examiner who Never Shuts Up.
14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
Jenny? Okay: "You will be Missed".
15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: This story includes a bromance and extreme randomness...
16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Actually, I've never read one of Ducky...huh.
17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
...Abby and Vance are in a happy relationship until Lee runs off with Vance. Abby, heartbroken, has a one-night stand with Roy and a brief unhappy affair with Jackson Gibbs and then follows the wise advice of Ducky and finds true love with McGee.
Um...okay. Abby/Vance = ew...Lee=dead & supposed to be with Jimmy, anyway...not a fan of the affairs, but I love that she followed Ducky's advice (of course!) and found true love with McGee!!!
18) Title/warning for the above fic?
WARNING: Includes adultery, sex, and some of these relationships are just too creepy and life scarring to ever, ever happen in the show!
19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.
Gah...you're kidding, right?
Ducky, Ziva, Vance, Abby, and Tony are playing Truth or Dare. Ducky asks Vance and Vance says Truth. Ducky asks who Vance loves, and Vance confessed his true love with Ziva. Ziva does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Tony! Vance is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Abby while Tony and Ziva run into the sunset together. However, Ducky is secretly in love with Abby, and became so jealous of Vance, who, after the comfort from Abby becomes in a relationship with Abby, and so Ducky decides to murder Vance, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Leroy Jethro Gibbs, and is sent to prison, allowing Abby and Vance to continue their relationship.
...seriously? Abby/Vance in a relationship AGAIN? But Tony/Ziva=awwww. ! And if you take out Ducky being jealous & Abby/Vance, it's actually a great fanfic!
20. Final question: Title/Warning for the above?
Title= Truth or Dare (I know, nooo imagination!)
WARNING: Couples waaaay too creepy!!!
An iCarly Survey
What's Your Favorite Episode? iKiss. Though I love all Seddie episodes, like iOMG and soon iLost my mind-whenever I think of Seddie, this is the one that made me know that Seddie was going to be endgame.
Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod? Nope. Don't have an iPod. =)
Who introduced you to the show? I did.
Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV? Yes!
What do you predict for the characters in the future? Sam/Freddie date & realize how RIGHT THEY ARE FOR EACH OTHER!!! [Future edit: Um, I was right.]
Who's your favorite character? Sam and Freddie!
Who's your favorite girl? Sam
Who's your favorite guy? Freddie, but Spencer & Gibby are really close in second!
What's your favorite lines from one of the episodes? Everything they said after they kissed (Sam and Freddie)
What's your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)? The kiss in iOMG-and their cute little dates in the promos.
What's your favorite Spencer and Sam moment? The whole assassin's thing in iSaved Your Life.
What's your favorite moment between Carly and Sam? Don't really have one.
What's your favorite argument between any of the characters? Any fight between Seddie. It's like...their THING!
Which episode title is your favorite? iPsycho
Is this one of your favorite shows? Of course! It's amazing. I get why people don't like it, but I love it! It's not my FAVORITE show, but it's in my top ten!
Seddie or Creddie? As Sam once said about Creddie, "It's true; I don't like it. It makes me want to puke up blood." EXACTLY MY FEELINGS! So...take a wild guess which one I like.
Season 1 or Season 2? Season 2. Definitely. Seddie kiss, more moments, them acting like friends once in a while. Not to mention Freddie's voice...*sighs lustfully*
Sam with Spencer or Jonah? Don't. Make. Me. Choose. Spencer is TOO OLD. Jonah does NOT belong with her! FREDDIE IS HER OTL! (One True Love). *sighs* If I were TO CHOOSE, though...Spence...
Were you more excited for iGo To Japan or iDate A Bad Boy? iGo To Japan!
Are you more excited for Season Two on DVD or iFight Shelby Marx? Season Two on DVD!
iTwins or iMust Have Locker 239? iMust have Locker 239
Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly? You're joking, right? Sam, of course!
Sam or Carly? Sam...definitely.
Carly or Freddie? Freddie.
Sam or Spencer? Sam, but I love Spence too.
Spencer or Freddie? Freddie!
Jonah or Pete? Pete, since I don't remember him. XD
Tureen or Wendy? Wendy because I have no idea who Tureen is.
Sam or Freddie? I just can't answer this. I love them both so much.
Granddad or Mrs. Benson? Mrs. Benson. Her craziness is funny!
Griffin or Jake? Griffin...I have no clue who Jake is...
Griffin or Freddie? Freddie!
Carly or Spencer? Spencer
Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard? Ms. Briggs.
Nevel or Mandy? Mandy, I guess. She doesn't mean to be annoying and a stalker.
Nevel or Tureen? Tureen, because even though I don't know who she is...Nevel is a nub.
Who's the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck, the delivery man with no personality? Chuck.
The girls on the show or the guys? Hm...the guys, I guess. More fun...although Sam isn't there, so that's hard!!!
How did you first hear of the movie events? Commercials!
Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx? I saw it before, but um...I was pretty excited to see it, yeah.
What do you think of the casting on the show? Amazing! Everyone's perfect for their character..I kind of wish that Carly was cast differently at times...not sure why.
Do you watch it religiously? Um...*coughs and blushes*
Do any of your friends watch it? Some.
Do you think it will run a long time? 5, 6 seasons maybe.
What episode did you like Sam the best? Either iKiss or iMake Sam Girlier. Both show how she is as a person, not just a bully. Also iOMG, for the same reasons.
How about Freddie's? Hard...I guess I have to say iKiss as well.
What about Carly's? To be honest, none! I mean, I haven't seen any that defines her, and she's gotten really annoying in season 3, in my opinion! Season 4 I love her again, though! Maybe it's just a Creddie thing, hehe.
Which character would you meet in person? Sam or Freddie. Probably Freddie though..my parents would not approve of Sam. XD
Which actress would you meet in person? Jennette...she seems SO nice and sweet, and caring.
Which actor would you meet in person? Nathan Kress...he seems sweet also!
Harry Potter 10 Commandments (I got these from mosshear1235, who got it from potatocrazy4's profile.)
1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2. You shall not take Harry Potter's name in vain.
3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.
4. Honor the wizards for gracing you with their presence.
5. You shall not kill squibs or muggle-borns.
6. You shall love both Harry and Draco equally. (Even if you know you love Draco more.)
7. You shall not steal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from fellow fans to see how they will react when they can't read the end.
8. You shall not lie, for Dumbledore will know that you did anyways. (Curse that Veritaserum!)
9. You shall not covet Draco Malfoy.
10. You shall not covet Harry's Firebolt, or his Invisibility Cloak.
Your Guy Side
xYou love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Janie
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Janizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Rose (Oh, that sounds good)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Matjamat(did I mention my mom & dad had the same last name when they met?)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue orange juice
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ataaej (mom doesn't have a middle name). xD
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): ... well this is sad, although I guess I must be very protected. 0_o
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Watch (used my fave stuffed animal since I don't have a pet)
37 Secrets About Yourself.
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?
12) Ever had a near death experience?
13) Something you do alot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
17) When was the last time you cried?
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) What do you usually order from Dunkin Donuts?
22) What's your biggest secret?
23) Favorite Color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) What are you?
26) Do you speak any other language?
27) What's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
31) What should you be doing?
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
See question 32.
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