Hey, I'm Linnie -- or Luna. Whatever you wanna call me.

At the moment I write and read NCIS fics exclusively. That's right, me and NCIS are monogamous.

My age? well let's just say I'm a lot like Liesl.

By best friends are 4 years older than me and 30 years older than me. I do online school because most teenagers are immature and irritate me, oh and because of a pesky little anxiety disorder. I've always just gotten along better with adults and felt more myself with them.

I'm fluent in Spanish and in my second year of Japanese. こんにちわ

I'm random, sacastic, uncensored, and undeniably precious-- otherwise known as a natural redhead. I like to laugh, run through sprinklers and draw with chalk. My favorite animal is a Giraffe and I collect pigs (I'm yet to get a real one though.) My favorite colors are purple and green. I don't take myself too seriously.

I play guitar pretty well and love to sing. I've been writting songs since the 4th grade. I also plan to be a wedding photographer.

I go with the flow and love just to relate to people. I should mention that I have a habit to psycho-analyse people, and that's probably why I'm so good at giving advice.

I have a yorkshire/silky terrier mix named Marty Doogie Hauser Mcfly. I'm madly in love with Neil Patrick Harris and Michael J. Fox. We also have a Collie named Rex (he's the family dog so he doesn't have an awesome name) and a cat named Archibald Oswald (though I'm the only one who calls him this).

I get sentimental and nostalgic real easily.

I love crowsfeet, the kind of smiles that squish up your eyes, laugh lines and worry lines. I like puppy feet... they smell like popcorn. I adore it when people snort when they laugh. I like people who are bad dancers and bad singers. I like when people don't care what other's think of them. I like quoting pop culture (have you seen my dogs name?). I love the 80's even though I never experienced them. I miss the 90's.

Fainting Goats are hilarious. I wish ewokes existed for real. I like chasing my Grandma's chickens.

I was raised on Weird Al Yankovic, the Beach Boys, Queen and Space Ghost Coast to Coast. My favorite movie when I was 4 was Jurassic Park. My dad's a major dork so when I was young we watched Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones etc. I often make obscure references to these things that I only understand because I was so little that I formed mutated memories of these movies. I thought Jeff Goldblum was in Star Wars and played a friend of Han Solo. I have a hard time destinguishing Harrison Ford from Dennis Quaid.

The age old question of 'what is CaffPow!' in my mind is simply answered. It's totally Diet Coke. That's wher eI get my caffeine and it totally comes in a cup like that (at the gas station)!

I'm a self-pronounced Diet Coke addict. I often pretend my life is a musical so I sing a lot of Journey. My mom and I play tag in Target and bicker like little old ladies.

I get angry at my peers who don't know obscure 80s pop culture. Seriously, half of my class doesn't know the song Piano Man, nor do they understand my references to John Hughes movies.

I have a twin brother and a older brother by 3 years. I love the stars and heart-to-heart conversations. I've been in love with the same boy since kindergarden. Some days I have lunch with the Church Ladies.

I talk like an old lady. I say floozy, 'oh for cute', 'hey now', 'hush up', youngster, 'I've had a gas', "had a blast', Nifty, Raunchy, stocked, baloney!, bee's knees, heebie-jeebies, great googly moogly, hoodlum, pipe down, ritzy, ... I think you get the point. I've had people tell me I talk like their grandma.

Yeah, so that's it for now.

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I've seen this one family tree: https://docs.google.com/drawings/pub?id=1jqzjEYmJxmN4bWiKztZDzKGuISyURHaDW3kpAcUxSLU&w=958&h=720