Poll: New JR Fairy Tales story. Pick 3. Preliminaries. Vote Now!
Author has written 18 stories for Robin Hood, 2010, Junjō Romantica, Yu-Gi-Oh, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Family Guy, Glee, Sherlock, Labyrinth, Avengers, Wicked, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and American Dad.
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time…The wait is simply too long. -
"You cannot fully read a book without being alone. But through this very solitude you become intimately involved with people whom you might have never met otherwise, either because they have been dead for centuries or because they spoke languages you cannot understand. And nonetheless, they have become your closest friends, your wisest advisers, the wizards that hypnotize you, the lovers you have always dreamed of. "
"Whether or not you write well, write bravely." - Bill Stout
"Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it." - Hannah Arendt
Name: Kaitlyn or Kaity Rose
Age: Mentally, Physically, or Emotionally?
Birth Date: 8/4
Sexuality: Lesbian and single
IN HONOR OF DOBBY, THE FREE HOUSE ELF, I WILL NOW WEAR MY SOCKS MISMATCHED!!! RIP DOBBY, A FREE ELF! YOU WILL BE SORELY MISSED!
Personal Quotes (ya'll can use 'em, just give me credit please)
"Love is complicated. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be apart of our lives."
"The punishment in Heaven is going to Hell, and the punishment in Hell is going to Heaven, so what does that make us?"
"Love is madness."
"In chess, as in life, the King may be more important but the Queen is more POWERFUL."
Ships: I am very protective of my ships. You bash any of them, I gank you in the face
Stony: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Thorki: Thor Odinson/Loki Laufeyson
Blackhawk: Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff
(minor ships like Thor/Jane or Clint/Phil don't bother me, you just wont catch me writing stuff like that. Most of my Marvel stories will have all of the above relationships. There are certain pairings though that I cannot abide. Like Tony/Loki. They are shared-Daddy-issues buddies, but no further in my mind. And ScienceBoyfriends. Cuter than fuck concept as friends but no to anything more. Just no.)
Johnlock: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Mystrade: Greg Lestrade/Mycroft Holmes
MorMor: Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty
(Molstrade doesn't bother me necessarily, but I deeply prefer Mystrade and you will never catch me writing Lestrade/Molly.)
Destiel: Dean Winchester/Castiel
Sabriel: Sam Winchester/Gabriel
Crobby: Bobby Singer/Crowley (I blame Three Hunters, Two Angels, and a Demon for shipping this. Grumpy bastards...)
(So long as you aint shipping Sammy and Ruby, I'll read it. But Sabriel is the best. I almost ship it more than Destiel. Almost. I want my Gabriel back!)
Teen Wolf: (Blame GhostKiss for this)
Sterek: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Scallison: Scott McCall/Allison Argent (because they're both rather pathetic and sticking them together makes sense.)
Scissac: Scott McCall/Isaac Lahey (blame GhostKiss for this one too.)
Boyca(?): Boyd/Erica Reyes
The Doctor/The Master (I have lots of Time Lord Academy feels.)
10th Doctor/Rose Tyler
11th Doctor/River Song
Jack Harkness/The Universe
Amy Pond/Rory Williams
Mickey Smith/Martha Jones (I didn't know I wanted this until the finale that then made me cry)
Dumb copy paste things that I am now regretting but do not want to dispose of:
AKWARD CONVERSATIONS ARE THE BOMB!! copy and paste if you agree.
Today is the day to
chose a star and make a
wish to meet your fated one.
When the bamboo leaves
rustle, take heed. They may
whisper your true love's name.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
That chewing gum makes you smarter.
That people from provinces or the countryside are smarter that city folks?
That watching cartoons/anime and reading comics/manga makes you smarter? (LOL)
If you know what Yaoi is and you support it insanely, post this in your profile
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with:Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at, or get .
You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with:Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with:Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at, or get .
If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.
I love it when someone insults me. That means i don't have to be nice anymore.
Fiction is the only way to distress or let disappear someone you really hate, legally.--So what was your name?
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.
This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Mind like parachute - only function when open
I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity – Edgar Allen Poe.
Heaven won’t let me in and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Our destinies are not carved in stone. And even so, stones can be shattered…
"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!".
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew... or the more sensible thing to do would be squeeze them into people’s eyes...
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
When I say: IMMEDIATELY, it means drop everything and stop for nothing...
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
"Sorry I'll try not to trust you next time!"
"We all go a little mad sometimes"
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
An Elegant Suicide Is The Ultimate Work Of Art.
"Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face"
"i am implementing the 'screw you' plan"
I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil...
Free insults, come get yours.
"When the world turns it's back on you, steel it's wallet!"
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect - in terror.
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.
Stupidity is a talent for misconception.
The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be.
Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
To be thoroughly conversant with a man's heart, is to take our final lesson in the iron-clasped volume of despair.
Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
I know that I've got issues
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when u watch every single twilight trailer on youtube, hoping that each one will hav a little bit more! crazy is making quiz's in your science lesson on the OC and then passing them 2 your friend to do it and then send u back one! Crazy is when try to eat your cats tail,and succed. Crazy is when you slam your hands down on the desk in the middle of math in dead silence and scream "NERD MOMENT!!!" because you just figured out that one of the answers on your work is(or is scary close to) 3.14159. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.
Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.
Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.
Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (LolxD)
29 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
2-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
3-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
4-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
5-start a fish stick fight
6-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
7-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
8-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
9-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
16. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
17. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
18. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
19. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
20. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
21. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
22. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
23. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
24. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
25. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
26. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
27. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
28. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
29. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
30 things to do when u catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions:
1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself
2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website
3.Squeal until your lungs give out
5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you
6.Get out a sound recorder; press record
7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir
8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing
9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"
10.Play "Toxic" on a music player
11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"
12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"
13.Stare for a second then say "You know, you're not really supposed to use Vaseline, water based lubricants are better.", take the better lube out of your jacket pocket, throw it to them and stare contently again.
14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them
15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)
16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image
17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making
18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."
19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone
20.Video tape it for you tube
21.Watch until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!"
22.Watch them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.
23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"
24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position
25.When they start moaning each others names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"
26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"
27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"
28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"
29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
YOU THINK BEING A GIRL IS EASY AND THAT A PERIOD IS NO BIG FUCKING DEAL?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!? LET ME PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU
Imagine someone takes your precious family jewels and shoves them inside your body. Now, imagine that a pair of sharp claws reach inside you, tearing the inside of your lower body to shreds, blood and tissue seeping from you with no way of stopping it. And now that you're in that state, imagine that those same claws have taken those family jewels and ripped them from your fucking body!
Now go get me some damn Midol! And chocolate...
Boys are Stronger Than Girls? Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
I Didn't Think So.
&you all laughed when i said
S H A R K B O Y W A S H O T
I don't want Prince Charming.
They laugh cause I'm different, I laugh cause they're the same.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence cause of something that happened... yesterday.
Young & Insane
Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!
See that boy?
He's over there.
See that girl?
No! Don't stare!
They're not like us...
they're wrong, they're bad.
Thats what I heard,
from my dad.
He says they're evil.
They work for the devil
They're not like us...
they wont reach god's level.
It's a shame really...
they made their choice...
They love the wrong people
Not like normal girls and boys.
They're called fags and dikes,
They should just die
and burn in,
So lets get rid
Of those people there.
It's really not fair.
STOP HOMOPHOBIA! You cant chose who you love...god(s) does that for us...so don't judge people for that.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
IF SILENCE IS GOLDEN THEN WHY IS DUCK TAPE SILVER?
the best glimpse of heaven is on the way into hell!
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE SCREWED UP, BUT HELL! WE HAD FUN!"
this is some cool stuff i found on one of my friends profile's
BOY: I love her more than the air i breath
GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page.
If you think pocky is addicting, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, Kin756894,Alice001, AnimeKeepsMeSane
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks),copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, Kilala26, Konnichiwa Minna, Kin756894, Alice001, AnimeKeepsMeSane
If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, Alice001, AnimeKeepsMeSane
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile
If, like me, your addicted to disney, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot, if you're one of the two percent who hasn't, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever looked at somethin' that wasn't there because someone said "look it's ", then copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever said something to someone that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile
92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and past this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy and paste this ingot your profile
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something that could happen and start laughing, and people around you turn and stare at you because your laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song that you have stuck in your head, if your crazy like me, copy and past this into your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and put this into your profile
If you absolutely and with out a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers, copy and past!
If you think there should be a 'REPORT FLAME' button to report flamers, copy and paste!
If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile
If you ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste into your profile (my cat i know it sounds silly but i had him since i was born)
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something hard, copy this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile (who would like mosquitoes?)
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, copy this into your profile
RIP Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile as a memorial
If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this into your profile
If you have copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have met your near twin (in resemblance, personality, or both), copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone! Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile this in your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
"Watch your thoughts, they become words,
If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over four times(28)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 102.
If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die (again) already... copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking say, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at "that time of the month."
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
the funny friends pact:
I'll bring the shovel
I'm F.I.N.E Forever doomed Insecure Negative Emotional...yup absolutely F.I.N.E.
An apple a day keeps everyone away, as long as you throw them hard enough
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling!"
He who laughs last didn't get it
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes and laugh
When you get skittles, shove them down people's throat and say "taste the freakin' rainbow!"
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz I put all the bibles in the fiction section
If a turtle loses it’s shell, is it naked, or HOMELESS?!
The first time is funny. The second time is okay. The third time is annoying. The fourth time we try not to listen. And the fifth time we wish you would SHUT THE HELL UP!
I was watching TV when a commercial for a snuggie came on. I thought it was stupid and wanted to change the channel, but I couldn't because my arms were under a blanket and I didn't want them to get cold.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile
Her name is cindy
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those annoying chain letters on Youtube or Email copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
I'm strange, I'm weird,
I'm bitchy, I write,
I'm wild I guess,
I'm pretty uncool,
Who am I' Just guess,
I dont really smile,
I dont really care,
I rawr, Im a Leo
I dont cheer or lead,
I act like I'm on speed.
My Harry Potter Stats:
"One thing that annoys me more than people who try to make me look like a girl: people who think that they're God's gift to the opposite sex."
"Touch it and die."
"Shaddup. I'm not listening to a word you're saying but you're annoying me."
"The only reasons I learn other languages is to 1) talk to people OUTSIDE of this country. 2) to insult people in the country who I despise."
"Everything in the world evolves to become better and to adapt to their surroundings. Its just a pity that idiots don't get smarter and that they won't die out."
"I have plenty of opinions about many things. My opinions just often times get me into trouble with people, including my parents."
"I knew it! The school IS trying to get everybody to think alike! That explains EVERYTHING!"
"From now on I'm staying away from the fricking cylinder when there's water in it being heated because I don't feel like being around that evil thing from Hell when it decides to act like a volcano! The thing's dangerous, scared at least three stories out of my head and one story idea into my head except it's going to have to wait until :"Hidden Behinda Mask" is overwith!" Me after a graduated cylinder blew up thus giving a volcano effect.
"I'm telling the science teacher that us being partners is a bad idea... We keep trying to kill each other with nails and crap!" Me telling my brother that after he sent a nail flying at me and I accidentally dropped a board on his head.
"Listen, if I should end up dead while I'm still young I want my family and friends to do two things for me. One: don't have a wake for me, just throw a long overdue party. Two: make sure the song at my funeral is "Bitch" not "Amazing Grace" or else I'm gonna literally going to haunt the idiot who had "Amazing Grace" played."
"Honey, the first thing I learned within the last ten minutes of math is that if you tell the truth, you get sent to the principal's office. So all that's left for you to do when the teacher asks you something, is lie as if your life depended on it."
"If you're thinking about a boy then just remember, if you date him then I don't want you in his room or him in your room." one of my mother's infamous quotes when I space off.
"I'm too stupid to give up."
"What would you say I am?" "Honestly?" "Yeah." "Kinda a freak/half goth/band geek." "Awesome." conversation a friend of mine and I had when we got to talking about what kind of social class in school we fell under.
"You ate chocolate again, didn't you?" "No." "Liar. You ate chocolate. How much?" "Two bowls?" "Idiot. You know you're not supposed to eat it." "Says who?" "Your body trying to throw it up should be a clue." "So?" "You know your body can't digest whatever milk's in the chocolate." "You know my brain can't digest this information until I see visible proof." "Eat more and you'll be able to see it." A good conversation my bro and I had after I ate two bowls of chocolate ice cream.
"Ah, fuzuke it! Let's just nuke the damn thing and call it good." "GET THE NUKE PROGRAM!" "Da, where's the nuker?" "The what?" "We're gonna nuke the computer. Where's the nuke program?" --this is what happens when the computer is a pain in the ass and gets rid of the anti-virus and you can't bring it back to life.
"MY SUGAR! MY PRECIOUS! NOOO! IT WAS AN INNOCENT SODA! NOOO! DON'T TAKE AWAY THE CHOCOLATE! MY PRECIOUSES!" -dramatic fall over- Me during a sugar high which resulted in about an hour of acting all crazy.
"Rule one: NEVER GIVE A CLASS FULL OF PYROMANIACS THE OPTION OF USING A BURNER!"
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."
"Okay, just so you know: 'Tachi's gonna come by the house later on tonight and pick me up then we're gonna go get 'Buto and we're all gonna run away together." A good hyper moment last night, 'Tachi being Itachi and 'Buto being Kabuto, both characters from Naruto.
"If soda was alcohol and chips were drugs, I'd be one of two things: dead or probably drunk and high at the same time."
"O-H-M-Y-G-O-D-I-M-O-N-F-... How do you spell 'fire' again?" --extremely hyper moment after eating a strawberry smoothie and drinking two sodas.
"Just you wait until my phone gets here." "Why?" "It looks like a frog and everytime it rings, it'll go 'ribbit. ribbit. ribbit' until somebody shouts 'ANSWER THE DAMN FROG!' at whoever's in the living room since you guys ain't letting me put it in my room." Of course, it turned out that I got a monkey so every time the phone rang, there was a monkey sound.
"Jake! Get him out of the water!" "Why?" "He's like Al. Not supposed to put him in water." "Yeah, sure. Suddenly he rusts." "Oh shit..." "Umm... where's the oil? My character rusted."
"You do realize that one of us working on a story is dangerous enough. When the two of us put our brains together, we come up some stuff that's so dangerous, the stuff could qualify as a freaking weapon." "Yeah, a weapon of insanity."
"You know, I'm really questioning your sanity right now." puts shoes and socks back on "Why? I didn't want to get my shoes and socks wet so I took them off and walked through water that's maybe thirty-four degrees." "Now you're wondering why I question your sanity?" Walked onto a snowhill and took my shoes and socks off cause I didn't want them to get wet then I jumped down into a bunch of water that was honestly maybe about 34 degrees when it was barely 40 degrees outside.
"Oh, monkey..." "Don't call me a monkey!"
"Yeah, I love you too." "No, you don't." "God, you're such an asshole." "And you're a bitch." "Jackass." "Whore." "What's your point?"
"Look, let me explain something to you, brat. I'm the fucking princess and if you hit me, my daddy gonna hit you right back."
"Please. I'm the fucking princess and I'll kick the ass of the first bitch that tries to take my place." few seconds later "Guess I'm going to be kicking your sister's ass quite a bit then, Dimwit."
"You jackass! You're not supposed to shoot me with fucking pellets when I'm getting pulled behind a van at forty miles an hour! Gods!"
"Okay, let's you and me get something straight. Floods destroy and kill. The next time you say "I hope it floods" in front of me, I'm gonna take my foot and shove it so far up your butt that it'll make a bruised tailbone seem like a minor inconvenience. Am. I. Under. Stood?"
"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?" A friend claims I said this when I was sleeping when I stayed the night at his house. Story behind it: I was sleeping and suddenly sat up and looked at him. He thought I was awake then he stared at me like I was a nut when I asked him. Afterwards, he was trying to figure out what I was dreaming and asked me the next day what it was I was dreaming about. My answer: "I have no fucking clue."
"You know there's something wrong with you when your parent's yelling at you and you're laughing about the whole thing. What don't they get about moving water and the need to go into the water even though it's only about thirty something degrees?"
"Huh." "What?" "When you cover the cat's hip, his leg looks almost like a drumstick." "Oh, God, not that conversation again." "What conversation?" "Myrriha." "What?" "Zaptos." "Wow, nice drumsticks." "Moltres." "Meh, they're okay." "Articuno." "Dude, it doesn't have drumsticks worth mentioning." "Lugia." "Where are the drumsticks?" "See? It's the drumstick coversation." An honest conversation that my brother and I had the last time that we actually talked on the phone. It's official name is "The Drumstick Conversation" and you all can clearly see why.
"Remind me how we're related?"
"You have the right to remain silent so shut the hell up." Kate Beckett, Castle
FAVORITE ANIME QUOTES
"GREAT! I BUY YOU A WRENCH AND YOU TRY TO KILL ME WITH IT!" "WELL APPARENTLY YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?!" Ed and Winry, FMA.
"YOU BASTARD!" Yusuke Urameshi, YYH.
"Shut up and let me protect you!" Inuyasha, (the anime should be obvious)
"PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!" Shizuru, YYH
"I got sand in my mouth." Rock Lee, Naruto
"You're wrong. Alchemy isn't meant to be... I'm not like you! I'm not! I'm not!" Ed, FMA
"Brother?" Al, FMA
"You're so short you're two demensional!" Ed, FMA
My Version of the Pledge of Alligence
I pledge alligence to Art
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the kind of girl that speaks up in class even though I know that everyone else (maybe even the teacher) will laugh, because I don't feel like keeping my opinions to myself. I am the kind of girl that will stop in the middle of a crowded hallway, even if I'm late to class, stare at a funny shaped spot on the wall, and laugh if I think it looks like something. I am the kind of girl that will cartwheel down the hall just to show I can and put people into headlocks and noogie them for looking sad and scream at the top of my lungs "YOU'RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!" cause I wish someone would do that to me one of these days.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. and add your own personal touch, cause every girl deserves a corner to stand in, and this is ours.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Korin-chan07, AshleyTangerine, AnimeKeepsMeSane
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
Find out if you are more like a girl or guy!
YOUR BOY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
Original Characters! DO NOT STEAL:
you may use, but ask first!
Rosmalia (Rose) Firestorm: OC that makes an appearance in all of my stories. My Alter Ego/Dark Half Gender: Female Paired with: Ree-Ree
Maria (Ree-Ree) Jackhobs: Another OC that makes an appearance in all my stories. Gender: Female Paired with: Rose My Alter Ego's Girlfriend/Apprentice Last surviving member of her village and probably race after her brother goes cuckoo and slaughters the village. Saved by Rose when she turns up on her doorstep bleeding and poisoned. The saner one of the two, though not by much.
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