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Author has written 1 story for Twilight. hey im tessa my fave thing to watch is the criminal minds.i cant wait for jj to come back this season.and i really want emily to come back its not fair that they took her off. i love to read and write any thing to do with vampires. i have blonde haire and hazel eyes that sometimes change coulor.i live in saint john and am lovein every minute of it.i travle every summer with my bff and nan and even tho im with one of my rentles i have the best time ever. At school i hang out with the "cool" kids in the class but im not always happy there.Im the one who doesnt really fit in with any one in any group.I am the one who reads and writes and gets good grades and am just plain quite so im diffrent.But you know what i dont give a care what other people think about me cuz people are crule.even tho i have friends i truley feel i dont fit in.i was bullied my whole life.copy and paste this if you are any thing like me and add ur name Twilight Oath WHEN WE RULE THE WORLD THIS CAN BE OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste funnie stuff "I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter." "It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone." "The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER." "So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. "I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later." "Education is important, school however, is another matter." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "Music is love in search of word." "You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it." "He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bull." "I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet." "You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!" "I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!" "Life was so simple when boys had cooties" "I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends" "Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs." "You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." "I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love." "I don’t obsess! I think intensely." "Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?" "Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later." When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “Guns don’t kill people. People kill people" "Yeah well if someone ran out into war with his finger held out and yelled 'BANG' I don't think he'd be doing much!" “A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’” "I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" You know you lived in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. 13. You're sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur pro What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done! Text you. The Right Guy: Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you backwhen you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your handin front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. iIf you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane copy this into your profile If they are right copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile! If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took something of yours, copy this into your profile there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh? Copy and Pastiess! Copy And Paste this If you can't walk across a flat surface with out finsiding some way to trip! (Yep...Happens all the friken time...I also tripped down the staires cause of a peice of chocolate lint on the floor... :) Yea...I Iz very smart Rolls eyes I love You, you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barnie, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barnie on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur! COPY AND PASTE THAT TILL BARNIE DIES!! Mwhahaha Copy and Paste If your an MJ Fan (RIP MJ!! WE LOVE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE! YOUR A LEDGEND!) Copy and Paste If you have ever fallen down and suddenly burst out crying because Edward Cullen wasn't there to catch you. ( I have and it HURT!!) Copy And Paste this If you Liek Copy and Pasties!! Mwhahah ok Ok now COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LIKE PSYCHIC PIXIE FREAK! !! Lol Mwhaha JkJk I'm a dinosaur so like, RAWR and stuff... lol these things are COOL!! -If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes. -Wish for what you want...work for what you need -When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can. -They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same. -Fear is the heart of love. -A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?" -I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not. -The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain. -You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley - Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law -Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment. -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS -BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool! When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" "We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box." I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow "When there's a will, I want to be in it." A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - He who laughs last didn't get it. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. -When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. -I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. -Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. "She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face." "I plan on living forever...so far so good." "The greater danger for most of us is not that Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! 20 Of All Paper Clips Are Abused In A Year, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Page If You Care 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. ¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ╔══╦══╦══╗ If you have been diagnosed «´¨• Twilight •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ ...V...Put this Especially me. My blood runs cold, Im small, Im short, Im sweet, Im kind, I sparkle like a diamond, You ought to meet my family, Were not among the living, I think a storm is brewing, Rose is really gorgeous, The best thing I saw comin, One thing we put up with, Oh, yea, I see the future, I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901 And then there's Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987 Bella: Do I ever cross your mind? Edward: No Bella: Do you like me? Edward: No Bella: Do you want me? Edward: No Bella: Would you cry if I left? Edward: No Bella: Would you live for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you do anything for me? Edward: No Bella: Choose--me or your life Edward: My life Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. The 10 Commandments of Twilight 1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. 2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain. 3. Remember to keep release dates calendared. 4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence. 5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves. 6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. 7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore. 8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...) 9. You shall not covet Edward. 10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars. I like this! it's fun! : 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tessizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): red bunnie 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Edith 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): totteten 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): black icecap 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Etntlae 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black eboney 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) strawberry life 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) grey eyepatch Twilight caracters: Edward Cullen: Hotter than Jacob since 1901 ...Bella Swan-Cullen: Luckier than you since 1987 Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school In memory of the Columbian students that were lost I Cried, Did You? This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. Friends and Best Friends FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works: 1. Opening Credits: Halo-beyonce 3. First Day of College: 3 brittney spears 4. Falling in Love:evacuate the dance floor-cascada 6. Fight Song: bring me to life-evanescence 12. Flash back: replay-iyaz Have you ever felt alone in a crowded room. Add your name to the list.- Agony in the Shadows, v-girl98 Anybody know those "if you are this C and P this onto your profile" things? If you go to bed not knowing what you're hair will look like in the morning If you are not concerned with your popularity If you think about marrying Damon Salvatore on a daily basis If you love fanfic If you have ever read a sentence that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and you eventually realized that the sentence was completely pointless If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa (\)_(/) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) ) If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this. If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile. If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile. If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Alec Volturi 2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? RED Done with that? Here are the answers: 1. You are in love with this person. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile My name is sarah CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you Tears Can Fall From Heaven,Tears come from your heart. When you can't cry you are heart broken like after you will be when you read this story. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. One more heart that is broken. If you're against abortion, re-post this YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me) You love hoodies. TOTAL: 17/25 wow YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me) You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 5/24 wow (I'm guess i'm more of a guy lol MY TWILIGHT ABC'S!! A IS FOR ALICE! B IS FOR BRADY! C IS FOR CHARLIE! D IS FOR DOG! E IS FOR EMBRY! F IS FOR FORKS! G IS FOR GREAT BOOKS! (Esp. with Jacob in them!!) H IS FOR HYPER ALICE! I IS FOR I LOVE THE LA PUSH WOLF PACK!! J IS FOR JARED! K IS FOR KILLING LAURENT! L IS FOR LA PUSHING EDWARD OVER THE BORDER AND THE PACK KILLING HIM!! (yes I know I'm evil!! evil laugh) M IS FOR MOTHERLY EMILY! N IS FOR NEVER LETTING JACOB BLACK OUT OF MY SIGHT! O IS FOR OH JACOB, I LOVE YOU! P IS FOR PERFECT BODY! (Jacob Black! swoons) Q IS FOR QUIL ATEARA! R IS FOR ROSALIE HATERS!! (I do not like Rosalie... she acts selfish!) S IS FOR SAM ULEY, THE ALPHA!! T IS FOR TEAM JACOB! U IS FOR UNDERSTANDING JASPER! V IS FOR VAMPIRE'S W IS FOR WEREWOwLVES/SHAPE-SHIFTERS ROCK AND RULE LA PUSH, WASHINGTON!! WOO-HOO!! X IS FOR XILING EDWARD FROM BELLA FOREVER!! (MUHAHAHA) Y IS FOR Y CAN'T I HAVE JACOB BLACK TO MYSELF FOREVER?! Z IS FOR ZAFRINA! 93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, SandPrincess09, v-girl98 - Every girls prince will come someday, mine just took a wrong turn and got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions! (got that off of nerdyvampgrl97's profile and liked it) -people die... beauty fades... love changes... and you'll always be alone ( this is my personal philosophy meaning what i live by) Put your Ipod on shuffle and answer the questions - write whatever song comes on, even if it sounds silly! 1. What is your motto? with love-Hilary Duff 2. What do your friends think of you? Party in the usa-Miley Cyrus 3. What do you think about very often? If today was your last day-nickleback 4. What is 2+2? my happy ending- Avril Lavigne 5. What do you think of your best friend? complacted-Avril Lavigne 6. What do you think about the person you like? HOT-Avril Lavigne 7. What is your life story? All i ever wanted-Bass Hunter 8. What do you want to be when you grow up? Halo-Beynoce 9. What do you think when you see the person you like? Sweet Dreams-Beynce 10. What do your parents think of you? Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood 11. What will you dance to at your wedding? Evacuate The Dance Floor-cascada 12. What will they play at your funeral? Every time we touch-cascada 13. What's your hobby/interest? Bring Me To Life-evanescence 14. What's your biggest secret? My Immortal-evanescence 15. What do you think of your friends? Come Clean-Hillary Duff 16. What is the worst thing that could happen? collide-Howie Day 17. How will you die? Replay-Iyaz 18. What is the one thing you will regret? In My Head-Jason Drulo 19. What makes you laugh? Tattoo-Jordan Sparks 20. What makes you cry? Wavi'n Flag-Knaan 21. Will you ever get married? Behind These Hazle Eyes-Kelly Clarkson AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you laugh at yourself for laughing at yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you start singing random songs at any random time. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your English class because you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to separate you but it never works because the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is you and your friends shouting at the top of your lungs in public place that you are in love with the characters of twilight (several times a day).Crazy is when you try to hold your breath after learning that Edward and his family can. Crazy is when you get posters in your wall and start talking to them saying: ''Don't look! I'm going to change'' or ''Don't look, I'm naked'' and when you watch TV and there is happening something funny, you say: ''Did you see that? It was hilarious!'' and laugh at yourself and the TV. crazy is when u dont like to shop anymore because ur afried that alice will see u and wont let u stop to eat.If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... 1. If you constantly talk to yourself. 2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself 3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person 4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs! 5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine. 6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. 7. If you know what writer's block is. 8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism. 9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. 10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. 11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. 12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. 13. If you memorized your keyboard. 14. If people think you might have A.D.D. 15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. 16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past. 17. If you know what a Mary-sue is. 18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason. 19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. 20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors. 21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself. 22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night. 23. If you write stories based on your dreams. 24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards. 25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. 26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast. 27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final. 28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.) 29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it... 30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101. I guess I'm an author. . . I say BLOOD RED If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, Kooleyaid, v-girl98 95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!" 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile. There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, Welcome To My Mad World, v-girl98 If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile v-girl98 If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile Copy and Paste this into your profile if you worship Alec!! ...V...Put this One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed). I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P ) You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!) If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile. If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you". Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile 38 Reasons Why Girls Are Best What makes life 100 percent? If: is represented as: then: H A R D W O R K K N O W L E D G E but: A T T I T U D E and: So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice Girls Don’t Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too) I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : ) Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your prof There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile. COOL SAYINGS "Come to the dark side, we have cookies!" "You are depriving some village of an idiot." "Aw, did I just step on your poor itty-bitty little ego?" "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left." "Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done." 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, thus couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that. Hollaback girl: I have no idea what that means, but apparently Gwen Staphoni isn't one, and it has something to do with bananas. When life gets you lemons, throw them at mean people, and hope it lands in their eyes. Officer I swear to drunk I'm not God. I ran with scissors, and lived! Your weirdness is creeping your imaginary friend out. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. If two wrongs don't make a right, then try three. If there is a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray it’s not a train. If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk. Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips that answer none Have you ever known one of those people that breaks the silence in a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!" I have. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. I smile because I have no idea what's going on. I hear voices, and they don't like you. :D If you work in the army and your name is Will, do you get nervous when the officer says "fire at will!" Once a computer beat me at chess. But it was no match against me in kickboxing I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway twilight the movie , (Eric) I got a worm. Hahahaha. I got a worm. (Edward) I like to watch you sleep. I find it fascinating. O_o Life sucks, and then you die. -Jacob (how positive) The Math Rant (don't read if you like Math) Math needs to die! Who the f-- cares when the hell a plane will arrive in a station. If you're so f--ing curious then you can go online and figure it out on your own. I'm sorry school, I dont plan for my job to tell whenever the hell a raft will reach the bottom of a creek. If I want to know so bad. I can f--ing time it. I don't need a f--ing 'equation". Numbers are meant to be simple. they were invented so you can go tell tommy how many coconuts he needs to come home with for dinner. they weren't meant to have these redicious equations that are impossible to memorize and I dont even know whatever the hell they mean as long i can do them, thats all that matters to the school. Bella's excuse in Twilight The best excuse Edward thought of for why Bella was all scraped up is Bella fell down a set of stairs, and through a window. First, how many hotel staircases have windows right at the bottom? Barely any. And maybe I've been mistaken my whole life but it's damn hard to crash through a window. Was Bella just hauling like 200 miles an hour down that staircase to be enough of a force to go barrelling through that window? Was this window just like really cheap or something? Because that might be a bit of a hazard if a storm blows through. What happens if a 30 mph wind goes on outside? The windows would implode, shattering all over hotel guests in which they'd certainly sue. I did not understand how anybody fell for this explanation. And another questions... how did they explain the bite mark on bella's hand, exactly? Because that's actually a pretty recognizable shape. Teenagers 'ruining this world' At least where I live, a lot of blame gets placed on us teenagers. Take driving for instance. those teenagers, crashing all of the time. Because they're teenagers. They obviously are too young not to crash into anything. Its all the teenagers fault. that's why so many people die in car crashes. Its not the other 70 percent of the population that's older then us that become lazy with driving habits because they are 'experienced drivers' and therefore do not need to use 'both hands', or 'pay attention' to the road in front of them. Or keep 'three seconds' between the car in front of them or use 'turn signals' while going 80 miles an hour on the freeway when they're already going 15 mph faster then the speed limit. So that’s why we need to raise the driving age. Because 18 year olds are 'more mature'. Especially because 18 year olds are much more likely to have exposure to alcohol and go to parties that have alcohol. Lets have them start driving when they’re exposed to that. That’s a good idea. And if its all our fault, then older generations, take some blame on yourselves. You're the ones that raised us. Which, you seem to think you did so suckishly. People not understanding the fact that roads are generally for cars, not people. For people who can drive, you’ve probably had that strong urge to run over some idiot walking across the street snail speed, while texting, with an ipod on. Honestly, It’s probably not the best idea to test the patience of people while while they’re in a 1 ton car. Being a driver myself, my biggest pet peeve is when people walk across the street like a moron, by either stepping out in front of my car so I have to slam on the breaks so I won’t run over you, or otherwise stepping out while paying absolutely no attention while texting/talking on the phone/or really deep daydreaming. Some day you’re going to come across a road raged person. And they may not feel like slamming on the breaks to avoid a stupid person. And, kids I understand, they don't know better. but there are full grown adults that don’t understand the concept of the road being meant for cars. If you think Emmett is hot (although I have NO idea how anyone would know), copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Edward is hot (although nobody can really prove it) copy and paste this on your profile. WITH CHILDREN > >A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. > >The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a > >human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very > >small. > >The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. > >Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; > >it was physically impossible. > >The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". > >The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" > >The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". > >A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they > >were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's >work. > >As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what > >the drawing was. > >The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." > >The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." > >Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, > >"They will in a minute." > >A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five > >and six year olds. > >After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, >she > >asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers > >and sisters?" > >Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, > >"Thou shall not kill." > >One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes >at > >the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of >white > >hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why > >are some of your hairs white, Momma?" > >Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or > >unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." > >The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, >how > >come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?" > > The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to > >persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. > >"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up >and > >say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a > >doctor.' > >A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, > >she's dead." > >The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary >school > >for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun > >made a note, and posted on the apple tray: > >"Take only ONE. God is watching." > >Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a > >large pile of chocolate chip cookies. > >A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the >apples. If you can't beat them, join them Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation i'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics. I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. Im the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something. I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me. Im the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not. Im the girl that walks like i am proud. Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side. Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone. BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse. Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance. Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad. Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot. Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment. Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write. Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. Im the girl who isnt always a people person. Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend. Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken? Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone. kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Girl: Why do you like me? (¯`v´¯) If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Roses are red, Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. (read it, it's cool and annoying at the same time, and also a bit funny) ღ ¸.•¨•¸¸.• Team Rosalie/Emmett •¸¸.•¨•¸¸.ღ ღ ¸.•¨•¸¸.• Team Edward/Bella •¸¸.•¨•¸¸.ღ ღ ¸.•¨•¸¸.• Team Carlisle/Esme •¸¸.•¨•¸¸.ღ ღ ¸.•¨•¸¸.• Team Alice/Jasper •¸¸.•¨•¸¸.ღ ღ ¸.•¨•¸¸.• Team Elena/Damon•¸¸.•¨•¸¸.ღ You say Justin Bieber,I say Black Veil Brides You say Miley Cyrus,I say Bring Me The Horizon You say Kesha,I say Suicide Silence You say Eminem,I say Evanescence You say Kanye West,I say Bullet 4 My Valentine You say Jonas Brother,I say The Black Dahlia Murder 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy this message to 5 other videos DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE/METAL Thumbs up if you agree Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could do to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going to be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael would sing to his sister in Mommy's tummy. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen. Then the labor pains came. Every five minutes . . . every minute. But complications arose during delivery. Hours of labor. A C-Section was required. Finally, Michael's little sister was born, but she was in serious condition. With sirens howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St. Mary's Hospital in Knoxville, Tennessee. The days inched by. The little girl got worse. The pediatric specialist tells the parents, "There is little hope. Be prepared for the worst." Karen and her husband contacted a local cemetery about a burial plot. The had fixed up a special room in their home for the new baby — now they plan a funeral. Michael, kept begging his parent to let him see his sister, "I want to sing to her," he says. Week two in intensive care. It looked as if a funeral would come before the week was over. Michael keeps nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care. Karen made up her mind. She would take Michael whether they liked it or not. If he didn't see his sister now, he would never see her alive. She dressed him in an oversized scrub suit and marched him into ICU. He looked like a walking laundry basket, but the head nurse recognized him as a child and bellowed, "Get that kid out of here now! No children are allowed in ICU." The mother rises up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glares steel-eyed into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line. "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister!" Karen tows Michael to his sister's bedside. He gazes at the tiny infant losing the battle to live. And he begins to sing. In the pure-hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael sings: "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray —" Instantly the baby girl responded. The pulse rate became calm and steady. "You never know, dear, how much I love you, Please don't take my sunshine away —" The ragged strained breathing became as smooth as a kitten's purr. "The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms . . ." Michael's little sister relaxes as rest, healing rest, seemed to sweep over her. Tears conquered the face of the bossy head nurse. Karen glowed. "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't take my sunshine away." Funeral plans were scrapped. The next day, the very next day, the little girl was well enough to go home! Woman's Day magazine called it "the miracle of a brother's song." The medical staff just called it a miracle. THIS IS A TRUE STORY!. 8) A Dads Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart" With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. 'They' say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. yea I'm one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls. forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a Volvo. bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isn't with us anymore... hehe I am a twilightaholic. (look it up) Regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN! Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except Edward Cullen of course!) IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile If you say Fudge instead of f*ck. If you cry when your favourite fictional character get's hurt. If you have read more than 4 books'. If you cry in romantic/sad movies. LADIES don't start fights, we FINISH them. A good girl is a bad girl who's never gotten caught. "Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days." Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the heck alone. Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.." Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there? Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town. she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi & said 'drink up' she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face. she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up. she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced. she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed. she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a name tag that sad "my name is: ALONE." she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasn't. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Seth Clearwater, Jared ?, Romeo) If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile(...this better be copied to everyones profile if not im scared.;p) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. ║██║ Music is my life. Put this if u listen People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession? Bite Me. You expect it to be easy. You expect it to be a world of roses and laughs and perfect moments that you find only in movies. You expect him to always say the right thing, and always know exactly how you feel, or exactly how to react to it. You expect him to calm you down when you're yelling or to chase you when you run away. You expect so much that you feel entirely, and utterly defeated when something doesn't exactly match up with all your plans. But that's the thing. Love isn't a plan. It doesn't have a certain beginning and it certainly has no end or visible finish line to those deeply in it. Love happens; it is so incredibly messy. People around you can't comprehend why you do the things you do, or why youso hard for something that seems to cause you so much pain, because simply, they can't see. They can't see the invisible ring of pain that surrounds you when you're in love. It's inconvenient and painful and devastating at times, but we can't live without it. What you don't learn is how hard love is. How much work it takes. How much of ourselves we have to put into it. How it isn't worth it until we are complete and utter about it. Love isn't him calming you down when you yell. It's him yelling, just as loud, just as hard, right back at you, right in your face to wake you up and to keep you grounded. It isn't him bringing you roses everyday or cute things that make your relationship appear more presentable. It's after a long time that life walks right out of you both, and yet him showing up at your door the next morning anyway. It's not him saying all the right things or knowing exactly how to handle you. So no, it's not him stroking your hair and telling you everything is going to be alright. It's him standing there, admitting he's just as scared as you are. You have to remember that with love, you're not the only one involved. You've unknowingly put your life, your heart into the palms of another persons hands and said, here. Do what you will. Break it into a million pieces. Or forget that I ever handed it to you. As long as you have it. It makes reality invisible and it erases all the lines that we shouldn't cross. Because love isn't about fencing ourselves in; feeling safe, feeling sure about the future. It's about scaring the $!T out of every nerve in our body, but pushing forward anyway. Because all theand all the tears and all the uncertainty is worth it. And it's a hell of a lot better, than being 100% happy without someone to show us that : There is a WORLD of difference between feeling 'happy' and feeling 'whole'. 29 resons y women are the better then men: 1. got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.) 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read three 300+ books in a day, copy this into your profile (Well, Ok, I made this one up.) If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile. 92% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8% that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510,twilightobsessedOECD, Alicecullenisrealinmyworld, Ms-Write-It,v-girl98 If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you've ever started laughing uncontrollably while reading in class and people just stared, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. IF YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If your friends are insane and you don't know why you're friends with them, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are insane and you DO know why you're friends with them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. 1. When you are sad, I will give you the courage to plot revenge. 2. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4 When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got. 8. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt. This oath I pledge until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Other people can see it. But only you, can truly feel it's warmth. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.) (note: none of those Twilight words showed up as misspelled.) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD You know you're obsessed with Twilight when: You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. You've read Twilight, New Moonand Eclipse at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse. When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward. You have nothing to do, so you go to .com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing. You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life. You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series. You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes. You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it. IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a 'watch your step' sign, copy this into your profile. If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you use sarcasm to battle stupid people, copy and paste this into your profile Guy's Point of View: Written by a guy. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: NO GRABBING! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! If you haven't stopped, seriously stop! Guys repost this if you agree. Girls re-post this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this . Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad? Alice: I'm afraid so. You are entirely bonkers! But I'll tell you a secret. All the best are... --98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! --If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you watched the same movie every day when you were little, copy this to your profile. If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. --Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile. If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. "You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. When life gives you lemons, you throw them right back and tell it to make their own damn lemonade. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either. STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen." , replied the congregation. If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!! If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice REMEMBER WHEN Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ( I think I have, but I was zoned out,so time means nothing to me) Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot, who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him, who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat, or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep, wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD, who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS, who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS, who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! If you've made it this far into my profile, then congratulations!! If you've only just scrolled down here to see what's here then you are now in that special place where Twilight resides in me, HELL!! To those who did good here's a virtu-cookie (:) & a lollipop (~)-- lied, there's even more copy and paste things ^-^ I 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity. Repost this and spread the stupidity! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Sometimes a heart cant afford to be just friends. Every girl has something special about her. Music gives us an escape from our teenage heart driven lives, a chance to actually be part of something amazing. It gives us something to believe in. Life is too short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you cant change. Love deeply, and forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you’re sad. Love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget. Learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on. One day your going to realize how much you care about me and when that days comes, I’ll be waking up with the guy that already knew. .Family: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. Someday, Someone will walk into your life and you’ll realize why it never worked with anyone else. .It’s not who you’ve known the longest; It’s about who came and never left your side .Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage. .Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb guy who did her wrong & made her strong .I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over. .Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments. .Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you need is a hug. She’s been there: When I cry. When I get heartbroken. When I laugh. When there have been rough times. When I’m mad. When I’m happy. When I’m jealous. When I’m crazy. When I’m down. When I’m sad. When I’m pretty. When I’m ugly…. Basically she’s been there through everything with me and that’s what I call a best friend. We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because it was given to someone else for us to find. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Ten things to see before you die! 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. 6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you think that Writer's Block SUCKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don’t know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, So Hum Hallelujah, Just off the key of reason, copy and paste this, to your profile, A teenage vow in a parking lot,Till tonight do us part. I sing the blues, and swallow them too. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...) If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. This is not a joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom an...d her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you. Example 1: Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa Kristy Grunewald 1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly 6 truths in life: 1) you can not touch your teeth with your tongue. 2) All idiots try after reading this. 3) The first truth is a lie. 4) smiling now because you're an idiot. 5) you forward to another idiot. 6) still have a smile on your face .. girls just cry about a cheating but country girls burn your house down with you in it(Miranda) Trash your house and burn your picture(Taylor) Kill and beat up your truck(Carrie) My favorite is all of them :) Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. So Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! , but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm not afraid. then nelly woke up and said it was just a dream! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?" If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sometimes... cough Bella cough Swan cough). If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. Your shin: a device commonly used to find furniture in the dark. If it can't be fixed with duct tape, then you haven't used enough. I like deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. ew years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 profiles tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me | |||||||
1. Paul's Imprint Jasper » reviewsNOT A PAUL JASPER CULLEN FIC what happens when a blind and mute girl moves back home with her family and what happens when a person thought dead suddnely shows up on the doorstep.Find out what happens to jasper and her family in this story.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-29-11 - Published: 4-12-11 - Paul
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