Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
A Dirty Cheeky Monkey is a person or let’s face it in this case- woman who is not scared to admit she has a sexual and sensual side to her and is not too shy to have illuminating and sometimes stimulating conversations with twitter or real life friends.
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Squeeze My Lemon
Squeeze My Lemon originally started on November 1, 2010, as a weekly picture prompted lemon posting. When we hit 100 and took a little break. Cut to 2013, we are back to posting again, and as much as we would like to say weekly, we don't want to disappoint any readers. So we will post as often as we have authors sign up. As readers and authors, we encourage you to sign up, send us recommendations. We really don't mind begging.
Squeeze My Lemon The Second Squeeze, because one squeeze just isn't enough.
These postings are an exercise in lemon writing. As authors we are often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need and desire for lemons. This is a outlet to work on those skills. We encourage you to write and submit entries, as well as read and review those posted. We will post on Wednesdays 'hump day' to help you get through your week. So stretch those lemon muscles, squeeze our lemon and give us the juices.
Minimum Word Count: 2,000
Maximum: How ever you want to wow us
Subject: Pretty much whatever you want, canon, slash, polyslash, self-pleasure, lemon juice, lemon wedges a prompt will be provided to get you, um, going
Exclusions: No rape, pedofilia, incest, necrophilia (not including vampires) or beastality
Submissions must be beta'd (we do have some backups if you don't have one or your regular one is unavailable)
We request to have your submission the week prior, if at all possible, so that we may tease it on the Monday before your posting on Wednesday. After we post, you are welcome to post on your act.
Prompts (you have the choice of what you prefer)
1. Picture prompt we can provide you with one, you may bring one with you or if you know what you want but can't find it, let us know and we will search
2. Word(s) prompt
3. Situation prompt
Please let us know if you have any questions. You can PM us, email us at dirty cheeky monkeys at yahoo dot com (remove the spaces) or stalk us on twitter DirtyCMs.
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