Author has written 68 stories for Scooby Doo, Warcraft, Ashes to Ashes, Harry Potter, and Mad Dogs.
YOU HAVE BEEN JAZZOLA'D! Sorry, couldn't resist XD (It's a long-standing joke between me and one of my best friends :D)
Eleantris, Obscure Soul, TimeladyOfTheHunt, TrickyTrickster and I are in a fantastic club that we have formed - the 'Ugly Little Buggers', as we weren't the prettiest of creatures when we were younger. Our newest member is HopelessRomanticxox! Anyone who wants to join, come on over to the crazy side! PM me, grab a straightjacket and take a seat. (We have cookies, radioactive ostriches and endless amounts of wine gums.)
Member of the Clinically Insane Club with DBZiamworgan.
I really, really want people to sign this petition:It's a petition for Matthew Graham and Ashley Pharaoh to write a series of books about Gene Hunt in the time gap between Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes. Please, please sign it! No money or registering required- just an e-mail address and a name. Thank you :D
This is my Tumblr account, for those who are confused (and I don't blame you, why I didn't call myself Jazzola I don't know): silverliningdarkcloud (). Take a peek, my hearties.
Shall I start my profile now?
Heya! My pen name's Jazzola (you guessed :P). Jazzola is a play on my real name, which I don't like very much. I'm 17 and I'm in sixth form. I live in England and I was born here. I really like writing, and I do a lot of it. I'm also found on FictionPress, under the same username, if you want to check out my stuff there (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/724423/Jazzola).
I write about Scooby-Doo (I like Fraphne and Shelma romance best :D), World of Warcraft (the best MMORPG ever!), Ashes to Ashes/Life on Mars (best crime shows ever and with amazing plots), Harry Potter (which is such an awesome book series) and any kind of fiction I feel like, really, and that's not too creepy, i.e. not stuff like Doctor Who.
My dream in life is to become an author and screenwriter, and I write so much because I'm trying to get better for when I try and get published. That and I love writing so so much! It's a huge part of my life. I honestly don't know what I would do without it. I even have my little fads with my writing, like I can only write properly on certain word processors and I have to be in my study with music playing. I like writing dramatic stuff, or stuff that makes you stop and think. Emotional writing is one of my strong points (I hope), and I want to write historical and fantasy fiction.
A little about me personally: I live in England with my mum, dad, older brother and two dogs, Golden Eyes and Amberdextrous (my names for them), who are female Golden Retrievers and my lovely girlies, I love them so much *reaches over to hug them*. I get on well with my family *most* of the time, especially with my mum, who is my best friend ever. I'm a pacifist and a fierce egalitarian, I'm a campanologist (bell-ringer) at a nearby church. (I'm a member of my local Diocesan Group of Bell-Ringers.) I'm studying various academic subjects at sixth form college.
Authors here on FanFiction: Pretty much everyone. I have my friends on here and they are awesome people!
Actors and actresses: Philip Glenister, Keeley Hawes, John Simm, Marshall Lancaster, Dean Andrews, Liz White, Montserrat Lombard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini, Matthew Lillard, Frank Welker, Marc Warren, Max Beesley, Ben Chaplin, Thekla Reuten, Zoe Tapper, Cary Elwes, Felicia Day, Sandeep Parikh, Jeff Lewis, Vincent Caso, Amy Okuda, Robin Thorson, Mathew Baynton, Laurence Rickard, Simon Farnaby, Martha Howe-Douglas, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond, Dominique Moore, Sarah Hadland, Lawry Lewin, Alice Lowe, Miranda Hart, Hugh Dennis, Ramona Marquez, Tyger Drew-Honey.
TV shows: Top Gear, Ashes to Ashes, Life on Mars, Scooby-Doo (I prefer the originals, nothing can beat Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?), Miranda, Mock the Week, Russell Howard's Good News, Outnumbered, Mad Dogs, Scott and Bailey, Law and Order UK, Waterloo Road, Demons (but only the bits with solely Phil G and Zoe Tapper in them, that Christian Cooke person does my head in) and Hidden. Many of which I would absolutely love to write an episode for.
Songs: 80s songs, 70s songs, rock, pop, soul... basically, I love songs that have good lyrics.
Films: Avatar, Holes, the live Scooby-Doo films, most of the Scooby-Doo animated films (generally the older ones, especially Witch's Ghost and Zombie Island), Bruce Almighty, and Robin Hood: Men in Tights (the funniest film ever).
Books: Does My Head Look Big In This?, Randa Abdel-Fattah; Ten Things I Hate About Me, Randa Abdel-Fattah; The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss; The Lady in the Tower, Marie-Louise Jensen; The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, C.S. Lewis; the Girls trilogy, Jacqueline Wilson; Cookie, Jacqueline Wilson; Hetty Feather, Jacqueline Wilson; Kensuke's Kingdom, Michael Morpurgo; Kiss the Dust, Elizabeth Laird; Red Sky in the Morning, Elizabeth Laird; Crusade, Elizabeth Laird; Apache: Girl Warrior, Tanya Landman; The Raging Quiet, Sherryl Jordan (I very much recommend this book, it is AMAZING); Wolf Girl, Theresa Tomlinson; Girl, Missing, Sophie McKenzie; Blood Ties, Sophie McKenzie; the Medusa series, Sophie McKenzie; The Book of Fires, Jane Borodale; Speak, Laurie Halse Anderson (amazing); the Black Magician series, Trudi Canavan; anything really by Trudi Canavan. I am a total bookaholic.
Computer games: The Sims (I think I may have a clinical addiction to The Sims 3), World of Warcraft, The Italian Job, Zoo Tycoon and Pharaoh, Queen of the Nile: Cleopatra.
Just one more small thing- despite my pen name, I don't actually like jazz that much. Pop and rock music all the way- I have an iPod Touch full of the stuff (and various episodes of just about everything).
So, that's me. Now you can have a look at the stories and please don't hesitate to tell me what you think of them!
Before you read my stories, this is the order in which my Scooby-Doo series stories have been published to fit, so please read them in that order:
The Girl on the Beach
Read them in that order and they'll make a little more sense. If you're looking for Fraphne romance, School Concert Spooks and Uncles, Bugattis and Creepy Ghosts are the stories in which their feelings are revealed. Happy reading!
I am also joint author of the following story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6299838/1/A_Furry_Discovery
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
RIP my grandfather, EY. I love you.
RIP Nelson, our wonderful dog. I love you.
"Let's eat Grandpa!"
"Let's eat, Grandpa!"
- Punctuation saves lives.
If you’ve your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you are British and yet you speak another language, contrary to popular belief, copy this into your profile. (I'm trilingual- French, German and English as main language- with some Spanish and Greek and Chinese, and I love it :D)
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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. (I hate it so much- it's the bane of my LIFE! :( )
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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (In front of my whole class at school and in the library... Those times were embarrassing.)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I argue with myself all the time... fortunately I haven't lost yet. ;P)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (Yep... Probably all of them. XD)
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer. (My grandfather... :( May he rest in peace.)
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. (I freak out when I see stuff like that... it's just so wrong. Why did we invent faux fur? To stop this happening! Besides, faux fur is better anyway.)
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (My WoW character, Deepazul! Yayy! XD And I wish Jaina Proudmoore existed as well. And the Prophet Velen. And Varian Wrynn... oh, just make the entire Alliance exist ;D)
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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (On a normal day I can spend up to nine hours reading and writing, as long as it's a weekend day. It's about eight hours on a school day. I don't do much else... sad, maybe, but that's how I play my life out. Besides, I'm not going to be an author if I don't practise!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, M. Night Wolfalona, littlebixuit, ShaggelmaLove, Jazzola
100% GALEX FAN!
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED. Completely, completely absurd.
Homophobia is wrong. If you agree, copy this into your profile.
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus Lupin.
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Severus... poor man. :( But Sirius is amazing too.
Hermione or Cho? Hermione.
James Potter or Snape? Snape.
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid.
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Golden Trio.
Ability to become invisible or become an Animagus? An Animagus, easily. That would rock!
Harry or Ron? I can't choose between them. I love them both.
Fleur or Tonks? Probably Tonks, but I like Fleur as well.
Hermione or Ginny? I have no idea. They're both awesome.
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Hmm... Cedric, I think. Robert Pattinson let himself down by doing stupid boring dumb Twilight.
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Lovegood, but Cho is a good character too.
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore easily.
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp, I hate spiders. *shudders*
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Depends what mood I was in. And if I was with friends. And how much I'd had to eat.
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Ooh, Choccy Froggies... yummy!
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors, easy peasy.
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore!
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Malfoy. You can feel her pain- and she's the first of her family to really realise what a mistake they made joining Voldemort.
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First. The third one sounds horrible to me.
Is this survey fun or boring? I thought it was fun! :)
I have just re-written A2A S3 E8!
"Do I mean nothing to you, Gene?"
Much better. *happy Galex smile*
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits – Wind of Change, Scorpions
Waking Up – Funeral Pyre, The Jam (lovely )
First Day of School – I Just Can’t Wait To Be King, The Lion King
Falling in Love – Yesterday, The Beatles (I think we can safely assume that won’t last.)
Fight Song – Rio, Duran Duran
Breaking Up – Girls on Film, Duran Duran
Prom – Posh Girls, Scouting For Girls (aha!)
Life is Just...OK – Souvenir, Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark (considering how depressing I find that song, I don’t think that’s a ringing endorsement of ‘OK’.)
Mental Breakdown – Over the Rainbow, Wizard of Oz (right…)
Driving – I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free, Nina Simone
Flashback – Love The World, Austin Roberts
Getting Back Together – Sex on Fire, Kings of Leon (… yup.)
Birth of Child – Blood Red Sky, Seth Lakeman (my first child will be a vampire. Great.)
Wedding – Staring at the Rude Boys, The Ruts
Final Battle – Vienna, Ultravox (nice one.)
Death Scene – The Lunatics (Have Taken Over The Asylum), Fun Boy Three
Funeral Song – I Second That Emotion, Japan
End Credits – I Fought The Law (And The Law Won), The Clash (oh yes!)
Q: Are you insane?
A: Absolutely, completely and utterly verrükt. (That means crazy in German. Sorry, I tend to say stuff in different languages. And I'm just back from Germany right now.)
Q: Are you ever going to write any fanfiction?
A: Um... I've written a few, yeah. And intend to carry on with them.
Q: Can I buy you a cake?
A: Ooh, yes please! Lots of chocolate and cream, please. Oh, and I might nick yours too. Sorry about that.
Q: Can I have that chocolate you have?
A: Excuse me?! How dare you?! *grabs chocolate and hugs it tight to chest, ignoring chocolate melting over clothing* *adopts the manner of that gremlin dude from the beginning of the Lord of the Rings* Mine... my precious...
Q: Are we armed bastards?
A: Yes, Guv! *rushes forwards to hug Gene Hunt*
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying.
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