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Welcome to my profile everyone! In real life I am but a simple student with five mental disorders ... but in here I go by CragmiteBlaster; slayer of the dreaded craggies and writer of epic scale Total Drama fanfictions. If you don't know what a cragmite is, just type it in into google images and you'll see what one is.

I enjoy chinese food, writing, seeing bullies get publically humiliated, playing vidoe games, cooking (from time to time) and spinning my paperclip chain (it's a comfort toy to do with my autism).

Feel free to look around and enjoy my wares.

TDL1: Total Drama Letterz- Finished

Wasn't one season enough? Not to Chris Maclean! Inspired by Total Drama Alphabet and written by me (duh) TDL stars twenty six original, weird and funny OC's in a no holds barred battle on wawanakwa for one million dollars!

Below this writing is a list of all the contestants in the story in alphabetical order and their stereotypes

Meet the heroic cast!

The Promo

Elimination chart

The TV Tropes page

Andy, the Space Fan
Barney, the Pirate
Carlton, the Wimp
Daisy, The Teachers pet
Eleanor, the Animal Lover
Fifi, the Feminist
Gary, the Chef
Hector, the Intellect
Irene, the Tree Hugger
Jimmy, the Polly-Anna
Kasimar, the Complete Monster
Lavender, the Strategic Cheerleader
Mable, the Health Food Fanatic
Nakia, the Hair lover
Oscar, the Strong Guy
Patch, the Burger King
Quana, the Loving Singer
Raven, the Shy Girl
Spider, the Sick Kid
Tabitha, the Manipulator
Uzuri, the Sweet Sadist
Vinnie, the Guy With A Metal Arm
Wallace, The Wannabe Bad Guy
Xaria, the Complainer
Yessica, the Born Swimmer
Zita, the Thief

TDL2: Total Drama Letterama- Finished

The sequal to Total Drama Letterz! With Chris fired and gone, along with the death of his testicles (ouch), Spider and Quana are hosting the third season which has ANOTHER 26 new characters with the original 26 appearing from time to time as interns and the like.

There will be a LOT of brand new challenges and plot points. Make a signal fire? Check! A parody of Grunty's Furnace Fun from Banjo Kazooie? Got it planned! An Earthbound PSI Showdown??? That's schedualed as well!

Enjoy the ride everyone; this story is going to be pretty epic! So; will Max get the girl? Will Kasimar try and cause destruction and trouble like last time? What is the dark secret that is causing Tabitha such emotional stress? Will anyone get to second base? ;) And who will take home the grand prize of one million dollars? Read the story and find out!

A: Alice- The A Type
B: Bishop- The Mean Rich Boy
C: Cherry- The Genki Racer
D: Donny- The Irritable Short Guy
E: Eddie- The Detective
F: Fripp- The blockhead
G: Gordon- The Alcoholic Asshole
H: Helen- The Anti Fun Girl
I: Imanda- The Girl Scout
J: Jill- The Sarcastic Chick
K: Kim- The Dangerous Flirt
L: Lankston- The Condecending One
M: Max- The Nerdy Robotier
N: Nina - The Messy Girl
O: Opal- The Trilingual Basket Case
P: Paul- The Germaphobe
Q: Quarla- The Aggressive Girl
R: Rheneas- The Rebellious Pyromaniac
S: Sasha- The Bubbly Gamer
T: Tyson- The Cool Rocker
U: Ulric- The Tough Guy
V: Vayvay- The Philosophical Hippie
W: Winnie- The Excitable Cat Lover
X: Xyly- The Viking
Y: Yannis- The Mute Guy
Z: Zed- The Farmer

Current Project 1: Total Drama Tween Tour

A huge adventure around the world starring FORTY original, funny and lovable/hatable tweens aged 10-12. With a prize of 2 millino dollars and thirty seven challegegs it's gonna be one epic journey!

The Contestants

Albert- The Frenchman

Amy- The Spoiled Brat

Bea- The Potty Mouth

Benjamin- The Backstabber

Bonnie- The Pokemon Fan

Craig- The Shameless Ladies Man

Cuthbert- The Oran

Darby- The Sleepyhead

Dexter- The Guy Obsessed With Bathrooms

Dil- The Jolly Giant

Edgar- The Nerdish Know-It-All

Elvira- The Umbridge

Emily- The Off Center Silly

Gareth- The Bug Boy

Henry- The Helicopter Fan

Jade- The Zapper

Jarvis- The Nice Quiet Guy

Jethro- The Dirty Rat

Karrie- The Ornithophobe

Lars- The Bully

Ling- The Karate Kid

Megan- The Paranormal Enthusiast

Molly- The Religious Deaf Girl

Morton- The TV Addict

Natasha- The Eskimo

Oliver- The Wise Diabetic

Pablo- The Nice Rich Kid

Pandora- The Sad Girl

Penny- The Over The Top Hero

Ramona- The Mischief Maker

Robbie- The Funny Guy

Sophie- The Loud Girl

Suki- The Medic Enthusiast

Ted- The Jock

Terrence- The Army Enthusiast

Tony- The Ralph Wiggum

Vicky- The Medievil Fan

Vinsun- The Country Boy

Winter- The Bookworm

Zora- The Marine Fan

Current Project 2: Total Drama Tweenabet.

Another alphabet series, but this one has tweens as contestants instead in a cast full of variety. This story has an emphasis on strategy and grey morality since nobody is a complete monster like Edgar, Kasimar or Kim. With ever changing teams and ten idols this series will be very unpredictable!

The Contestants

Alfie- The Super Manly Guy

Betilla- The Villainous Vegetarian

Charles- The Bashful Nerd

Donald- The Unlucky Chessmaster

Edith- The Illiterate Albino

Flynn- The Advertiser

Gilda- The Edgic Ruiner

Harvey- The Lethally Clumsy

Ivy- The Saucy Cryomaniac

Joanne- The By-The-Book Strategist

Kelly- The Kind Hearted Cuddler

Larry- The X-Box Live Arcade Troll

Mist- The Fright-By-Night

Ned- The True Neutral

Otis- The Skullduggery

Penta- The Sporty Vietnamese Tomboy

Quadesh- The Right Wing Politician

Ricky- The Grease Monkey

Sampson- The Leech

Tilly- The Twisty Sneak

Ub- The Blind Jewish Genius

Veedle- The Strong Slapping Machine

Walter- The Sneaky Crybaby

Xadrian- The Animal Abuser

Yoko- The Oriental Oni

Zanna- The Cell Phone Addict

If you believe in god and are not afraid to admit it then copy and paste this into your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?