Author has written 8 stories for Total Drama series.
Televison doesn't increase intelligence; there is a button called brightness but it doesn't work.
Welcome to my profile everyone! In real life I am but a simple student with five mental disorders ... but in here I go by CragmiteBlaster; slayer of the dreaded craggies and writer of epic scale Total Drama fanfictions. If you don't know what a cragmite is, just type it in into google images and you'll see what one is.
I enjoy chinese food, writing, seeing bullies get publically humiliated, playing vidoe games, cooking (from time to time) and spinning my paperclip chain (it's a comfort toy to do with my autism).
Feel free to look around and enjoy my wares.
TDL1: Total Drama Letterz- Finished
Wasn't one season enough? Not to Chris Maclean! Inspired by Total Drama Alphabet and written by me (duh) TDL stars twenty six original, weird and funny OC's in a no holds barred battle on wawanakwa for one million dollars!
Below this writing is a list of all the contestants in the story in alphabetical order and their stereotypes
Meet the heroic cast!
, the Space Fan
TDL2: Total Drama Letterama- Finished
The sequal to Total Drama Letterz! With Chris fired and gone, along with the death of his testicles (ouch), Spider and Quana are hosting the third season which has ANOTHER 26 new characters with the original 26 appearing from time to time as interns and the like.
There will be a LOT of brand new challenges and plot points. Make a signal fire? Check! A parody of Grunty's Furnace Fun from Banjo Kazooie? Got it planned! An Earthbound PSI Showdown??? That's schedualed as well!
Enjoy the ride everyone; this story is going to be pretty epic! So; will Max get the girl? Will Kasimar try and cause destruction and trouble like last time? What is the dark secret that is causing Tabitha such emotional stress? Will anyone get to second base? ;) And who will take home the grand prize of one million dollars? Read the story and find out!
Current Project 1: Total Drama Tween Tour
A huge adventure around the world starring FORTY original, funny and lovable/hatable tweens aged 10-12. With a prize of 2 millino dollars and thirty seven challegegs it's gonna be one epic journey!
Albert- The Frenchman
Amy- The Spoiled Brat
Bea- The Potty Mouth
Benjamin- The Backstabber
Bonnie- The Pokemon Fan
Craig- The Shameless Ladies Man
Cuthbert- The Oran
Darby- The Sleepyhead
Dexter- The Guy Obsessed With Bathrooms
Dil- The Jolly Giant
Edgar- The Nerdish Know-It-All
Elvira- The Umbridge
Emily- The Off Center Silly
Gareth- The Bug Boy
Henry- The Helicopter Fan
Jade- The Zapper
Jarvis- The Nice Quiet Guy
Jethro- The Dirty Rat
Karrie- The Ornithophobe
Lars- The Bully
Ling- The Karate Kid
Megan- The Paranormal Enthusiast
Molly- The Religious Deaf Girl
Morton- The TV Addict
Natasha- The Eskimo
Oliver- The Wise Diabetic
Pablo- The Nice Rich Kid
Pandora- The Sad Girl
Penny- The Over The Top Hero
Ramona- The Mischief Maker
Robbie- The Funny Guy
Sophie- The Loud Girl
Suki- The Medic Enthusiast
Ted- The Jock
Terrence- The Army Enthusiast
Tony- The Ralph Wiggum
Vicky- The Medievil Fan
Vinsun- The Country Boy
Winter- The Bookworm
Zora- The Marine Fan
Current Project 2: Total Drama Tweenabet.
Another alphabet series, but this one has tweens as contestants instead in a cast full of variety. This story has an emphasis on strategy and grey morality since nobody is a complete monster like Edgar, Kasimar or Kim. With ever changing teams and ten idols this series will be very unpredictable!
Alfie- The Super Manly Guy
Betilla- The Villainous Vegetarian
Charles- The Bashful Nerd
Donald- The Unlucky Chessmaster
Edith- The Illiterate Albino
Flynn- The Advertiser
Gilda- The Edgic Ruiner
Harvey- The Lethally Clumsy
Ivy- The Saucy Cryomaniac
Joanne- The By-The-Book Strategist
Kelly- The Kind Hearted Cuddler
Larry- The X-Box Live Arcade Troll
Mist- The Fright-By-Night
Ned- The True Neutral
Otis- The Skullduggery
Penta- The Sporty Vietnamese Tomboy
Quadesh- The Right Wing Politician
Ricky- The Grease Monkey
Sampson- The Leech
Tilly- The Twisty Sneak
Ub- The Blind Jewish Genius
Veedle- The Strong Slapping Machine
Walter- The Sneaky Crybaby
Xadrian- The Animal Abuser
Yoko- The Oriental Oni
Zanna- The Cell Phone Addict
If you believe in god and are not afraid to admit it then copy and paste this into your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
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