| Swimmingly Yours |
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, Lord of the Rings, David Eddings, and Fairy Tales. My fics: Currently Working on: Lust, Lies and the Wrong Redhead: (Tamora Pierce) Co-written with edgy wedgy, this is my longest (chapter wise) fic to date. It details the pain, the lies, the passion, the desire for a certain redhead. It tells of the indirect interaction between Kel, Neal and Cleon, young knights living at the Palace and trying to lay down the foundations of a future for themselves, and Alex, Roger, Joren and Thom, 'living' in the Realms of the dead, finding some very enjoyable activities to occupy their time. This story is a must-read. It's slash, but that shouldn't be too disturbing. and also it's not suitable for persons under 15. And it's Kel/Neal. And Joren's in it. and Thom. And Alex. How could you resist reading this? Claw: (Tamora Pierce) This is my absolute favourite fic. Even so, I haven't updated it in almost a year. I have a dead-end brain, can't find a way to propel the plot, and I've written the middle, and the ending, I just can't link it all together. It's an extended spinoff from the Song of the Lioness series about Ralond of Malven and the time between his page years and his return to Corus. Lots of original ideas, there's a lot of angst and violence, maybe some sex later on. Totally differerent to all my other fics, but there you go. Point Of View: (Harry Potter). Haha... Started this story 3 years ago when I got annoyed at all those romance fic writers and I decided to write one myself. There's a ball at Hogwarts, Cho is evil and Draco sulks. Lots of randomness, including a bet between Hermione and Ginny to memorise a Periodic Table (Yes I was obsessed with it at the time). All inspiration for this story has just stopped, but I want to continue it again sometime. In the future... The Fellowship of the No Longer Existent Ring: (Lord of the Rings) I like this one very much. very, very much. It's an AU from the books, a parody of waht would happen if Frodo lost the Ring. We have here a bossy Aragorn, a bitter boromir, an always-ignored Merry, a redundant Legolas, and a withdrawal-suffering Frodo. Yes this is on hiatus too, but I'm wroking on it. Hard. | |||||||||||
1. Lust, Lies, and the Wrong Redhead » reviewsNeal plans to marry Kel and adopt Cleon as a child. But when all goes wrong due to misunderstandings and evil, plotting, dead men, Neal and Kel have to work together in order to save their ideal future. contains SLASH funny slashbut is still KelNealSong of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,533 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 12-6-03 - Tortall & Tortall2. Dear Mr Harry Potter reviewsFrom far, far away in Sydney, Australia, a devoted parent writes a letter to his children's hero, the famous four-eyed teenage wizard, Harry Potter.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-053. The Chemically Correct Three Little Pigs reviewsThe three little pigs embark on their next journey -- to build houses for themselves. Little do they know that not understanding laws of chemistry will get them into a lot of trouble...Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-27-054. The Fellowship of the no longer existent Ring » reviewsChapter 6 up! AU. When Frodo manages to lose the Ring while the Fellowship passed through the snow, what will happen? Will Boromir have a mental breakdown? Will Gandalf finally turn evil? Will Merry die of being ignored all the time?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 1-24-04 - Meriadoc B. & Gandalf5. Your Dinner is Served reviewsGimli and Legolas have been put in change of cooking dinner for the Fellowship. The problem is that they REALLY do not cooperate with each other. A challenge from Bulma Greenleaf drove me to write this.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-9-04 - Gimli & Legolas6. Point Of View » reviewsChapter 9 up (The Weasley twins)! There is a Ball at Hogwarts. Everyone's really excited, especially Cho... Ginny learns of Cho's evil plans, and together, she and her friends begin to defeat Cho. Each chapter is in a different character's POV.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,627 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 4-24-04 - Published: 11-9-02 - Cho C. & Hermione G.7. Claw » reviewsRalon of Malven longs to go back to Corus, he longs for power and most of all, he longs for revenge... An extended spinoff about Ralon's life from leaving the Palace to reappearing in Corus as 'Claw'. Chapter 8 up.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 1-26-03 - Tortall & Tortall8. Dear Roger reviewsRoger receives a letter from the King regarding the Sweating Sickness that he created. His reactions and thoughts. One-shotSong of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-29-04 - Complete9. My life is a Leglocker Jinx » reviewsChapter 7 up! COMPLETE! Ron's entries into his diary. Ron can write very fast... Involves a flying pig, a violent paperweight, and a port-a-loo. Co-written with edgy wedgy. Ron has to take Snape to the Forbidden Forest. I will say no more.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 2-7-04 - Published: 3-8-03 - Ron W. & Severus S. - Complete10. Now get me cream reviewsOne-shot, short, in memory of Sirius Black. Sirius and Snape have an interesting little discussion in the kitchen of the Noble House of Black. there's revelations, a little slash (but it's not serious at all) and a screaming feather duster.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-04 - Sirius B. & Severus S. - Complete11. The party that caused devastation reviewsArwen and Aragorn throw a party at their house and invite all their friends. But oh boy, what started out to be a great idea is turning... weird... 11 (last one) of A Series of Random Events. Joins on from 'Arwen-Sitter'Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-03 - Arwen U.12. Arwen Sitter reviewsArwen's NOT very happy when Aragorn arranges for Pippin to baby-sit her. 10 of A Series of Random Events. Co-written with happy molecule.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-20-03 - Peregrin T. & Arwen U.13. The King's Jellybeans reviewsAll Gimli wanted to do was to go on a trip. But then, he gets caught for the randomest thing ever. 8 of 'A Series of Random Events'. Co-written with happy molecule.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-03 - Gimli & Arwen U.14. A Fridgeling reviewsFrodo is prepared to go to any measures to win over his museli bar wrapper's heart, even when this involves flirting with a pole with a really bad pick-up line. A must-read. 9 of A Series of Random Events. Co-written with happy moleculeLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-03 - Frodo B. & Arwen U.15. Ode to a beer can reviewsMerry's sad and depressed, but then Pippin unknowingly supplies him with another object of affection. What would it be? 5 of A Series of Random Events.(Contains essences of slash -- sorry, my fault!) CO-written with happy molecule.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-24-03 - Meriadoc B. & Arwen U.16. The Watchers of the Weight reviewsSam decides to go to Weightwatchers' to lose some weight. 2 of A Series of Random Events. Check it out.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-17-03 - Samwise G. & Arwen U.17. Happy Birthday » reviewsThere's these new students at Hogwarts... and Draco falls madly in love with the enigmatic Viola Luchien. Don't judge the story by its title. this is dedicated to Lil Miss Barton, for her BIRTHDAY!!!!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-23-03 - Published: 1-18-03 - Draco M.18. Harry and the strange place reviewsThis is a story by my little sister who is five. So no flames whatsoever but please say something nice... for her sake, if not mine (even if you think i'm lame). Harry ges to a strange floating place.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-4-03 - Harry P.19. Sorting Hat Song reviewsmy answer to a challenge to write my own Sorting Hat Song.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-23-0220. The lamest HP theory daddy Voldemort » reviewsVoldemort is Harry's dad! Surprise, surprise! Stroy starts chapter 2. PG for dilated pupils. (Tell me the absolute lamest HP theory that you can think of and/or make up and I'll write a story based on it.)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-10-02 - Published: 7-16-02 - Harry P. & Voldemort21. Hermione's Chocolate » reviews**Chapter 4 is up, 'completed' in a way. read and it explains** I am strange, I know, but Hermione is strange too, model student, probably future prefect, and lots more, so why can't she have different food tastes?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-2-02 - Published: 6-8-02 - Hermione G. - Complete22. Mmrr's Day reviewsIn 2nd person and present tense. You are Mmrr, and you are bored, so you go out to wander around. PG because of Elysoun and because I felt like it.David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-2-0223. Ron and a bad day with a soccer ball reviewsPoor Ron... He just isn't up to playing Muggle sports.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-28-02 - Ron W. & Harry P.24. Untitled » reviewsC'est mon premiere histoire en francais. Aussi en anglais. Harry Potter s'est assis dans une salle. je sais elle est tres bete mais j'aime elle beaucoup. my first fic in French. English translation as well. Harry Potter sat in a room. I know it's stupid bHarry Potter - Rated: K - French - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-14-02 - Harry P. & Harry P.25. Another LOTR Nicola's version, not mine reviewsThis story is by Nicola. please read it. It's very short and wont take you much time... But blame Nicola if you hate it, ok?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-7-02 - Aragorn26. The danger of sharp fans ( COMPLETE!!!) » reviews~~COMPLETE!!~~ Neal is lovestruck. He has received a beautiful fan from Yuki. But he doesn't know what to do with it. No-one ever told him. So being that ignorant, what's the most likely thing he will do?Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-17-02 - Published: 7-13-02 - Complete
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