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| Theta'sWorstNightmare |
Author has written 15 stories for Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Life on Mars. Welcome to my page, straight jackets are on your left, the meds are on the table,and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in the group therapy. Have Fun! Don't thank me for being nice to you. Thank the doctor who is giving me the pills that are stopping me from beating the stupid out of you. I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I sleep. I'm a leader not a follower, but if is into a dark and creepy place then to hell if that sh*t you can go first. That's how I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. It seems, I've picked up the courage to post some of my stories, although, there doesn’t seems to be big interest to them, still I'm mostly here to read. I'm not originally from England. Although, I live in London, so please excuse some of my grammar or awkward phrases in forum posts. I have beta reader now, so if you find some mistakes in the stories I post, please point them out as I probably haven’t used beta for it. I accept constructive criticism and would welcome reviews that will help me develop my writing. Although I encourage reviewers to don’t sugar-coat a review on my story, please if you want to criticise it do it only if you have something useful to say. A reviews like ‘This sucks’, or ‘They never say that’ I simply won’t take seriously and probably ignore. If you want to say that ‘This sucks’ at least explain why you think that. Then I can give a thought about your review. Are we clear on the review policy? Good, now for the rest. I've been fan of Doctor Who for a short while and in about 2 years, managed to watch a few of the Classic series and the new ones, so I'm mostly here to read Dr Who, Torchwood and Life on Mars fictions. I do love to write, however since I'm not too confident with my English other than holding conversations, I'll keep most of them to myself for now. I know that there are better things for a woman of my age to do with her spare time, than waste it in writing fanfictions, but I can't help it. If I write and post, I want it to be something good that people will enjoy, not the next bad written fiction, which will just take space on the site, because I have stumbled upon quite a few of this kind. "Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don't want to end up in prison." There isn't such thing as homophobia. You aren't scared, you are just being an a*hole. Ok here is a bit of a trivial, cliche information about me, but see that a lot of sites use this, here instead we are left to do it on our own. Not much creative on my side, but is something more about me: Favourite bands: Motley Crue, GNR, Bon Jovi, KISS, Metallica, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Helloween, Alice Cooper, Izzy Stradlin and The Ju Ju Hounds, DIO, Led Zeppelin, Lita Ford Favourite Movies: Intermission, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barels, Lord of the Rings, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, The Doors, Hair Favourite Drummers: Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee and did I said Tommy Lee? Favourite books: Anything by Terry Pratchett, E.M.Remarque, Jerome K Jerome and Shakespeare. Favorite song at the moment: Duff McKagan's Loaded- http://youtu.be/7kiarpox_lo 10 things you don't know about me. 1. I once had dog called Richie, as for Richie Sambora 2. My favourie anymal is snake 3. I usually type responses in the dark. 4. I'm scared of letting the life pass me by 5. You will never be left hanging wondering,if i like you or not. You will know stright away, i don't beat around the bush. I probably won't like you anyway. 6. I have wicked sense of humor, hance little can shock me, and trust me my friends have tried a lot of things 7. i wash the glasses and the cutlery every time before using it 8. 80% of my wardrob is black 9. i love all kind of crosses jewers especially the dark looking ones 10. you ca.n know all the trivia about me and still know nothing about who i am You know you live in 21st century when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did | |||||||
1. Take A Look At The Lawman » reviewsThe Master is shot by Lucy on the Valian. DCI Sam Tyler is hit by a car in 2006, and wakes up in 1973. After a chase in a Manchester alley one of them is waking up from an incident. Is Sam geting more delusional, or is the Master inheriting Sam's dreams?Crossover - Doctor Who & Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,847 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 4-20-13 - Published: 5-22-11 - The Master & Gene H.2. One Ring to Rule Them All » reviewsLucy watched the colours that swirled through the ring in the crack formed by the Rift's activity that was splitting the ground around her. She laughed, spreading her arms. Her Harry was coming back to her. She could see his beautiful brown eyes and manic smile in her mind. She was imagining how she was going to welcome him with an embrace and a kissTorchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,448 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-19-13 - Published: 10-21-12 - Ianto J. & Jack H.3. A Very Torchwood Christmas » reviewsIt's Christmas and even the Defenders of Earth need a normal day to prepar the family dinner, or they should. A shity day, lack of Christmas spirit and aliens taking over your family dinner, a dinner to which he didn't even want to go, could ruin the Christmas even for the most stoic Torchwood employee.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-9-13 - Published: 12-26-12 - Ianto J. & Jack H.4. Same Ol' Situation » reviewsTwo ordinary Hollywood stars get caught up in an evil plot in a world they never thought could exist outside a film script. Can they rely on the mysterious Captain Jack Harkness to get them safely home again or will this be their final curtain?"Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-14-12 - Published: 5-29-11 - Jack H. & 10th Doctor5. TARDISmusic drabbles » reviewsAnother collection of drabbles. The drabbles are based on a songs that I recieved as a challenge in the TARDIS foum to base a drabble on. Not much I can give as summary here.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 10-29-116. Phantom reviewsAfter a life spent in chasing after a phantom, what is better? Knowing the bitter truth, or living in hope in the uncertianity?Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-12 - Jack H. & Gray - Complete7. Living on a Borrrowed Time reviewsMost stories start with the beginning, but what really is a beginning? For them end and beginning didn't really matter, because the end for one could very well be the beginning for the other.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-21-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete8. Moments of Truth reviewsHow wrong a night of drinking and an innocent on first glance bet could get when you realise that you actually care a bit too much about the person lying next to you? WARNING: Explicit sexy scenes and slashTorchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-15-12 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete9. Girl's Common Sense reviewsAn Ice creature in a big supper market, who can save the day but a two girls with a bit of common sense. It includes two girls, ice creatures and a heated rollers. Amy Pond and Toshiko SatoDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-15-12 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete10. Christmas Carols » reviewsChristmas-the most holy of the festives, but is the idea of Christmas enough when you are alone, freezing or on the run? Would the warm and hope of the feasts name keep you from the cold and the dark? A slightly different approach to the Christmas storiesDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-25-11 - Published: 12-5-11 - Complete11. Chocolate reviewsEver since they first met the spark between the Doctor and the Master exicted. It didn't die through time and batlles. But while spending an year on the Valiant would they find it again, or would they deny it's exictence once more?Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-11 - 10th Doctor & The Master - Complete12. TARDIS drabbles collection reviewsA small collection of drabbles about DW characters taken from the drabbles I wrot for a discussion in The TARDIS forum. So far the characters are the TARDIS, Mickey Smith, Amy and Rory and Tegan Jovanka.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-1113. Virginia Rain reviews"Behold!" The voice was melodic, but the opening greeting was such a cliché the Doctor thought, 'the villains really need to get more creative.' Add a sparky redhead, a voodoo priestest and unstoppable rain. Can the Doctor save the day? 9th Doctor/DonnaDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-11 - 9th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete14. Manic reviewsThe mind is something delicate and sometimes is impossible to find the line between ambitions and madness. What happens when a one great mind fall into insanity?Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-17-11 - The Master15. Brief Encounters reviewsThe first time he met him, he was calling himself Harold Saxon-Minister of Defence.. He hated him on the spot.. Two hours later they had sex. Slash.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-11 - The Master & Jack H. - Complete
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