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Author has written 49 stories for Alice, 2009, Doctor Who, Star Trek: 2009, Star Wars, Pokémon, Star Wars, Once Upon a Time, James Bond, Man From UNCLE, Monty Python, Avengers, and Captain America. College student, part-time author, and general weirdo. I'm not mad, just charmingly eccentric. I also LOVE reviews: they brighten my day and give me the impetus to write faster. Feed the ficauthor? :D FUN FACTS ABOUT ALICE: (I'm sorry but these things just bug me when they show up. No offense meant if you've used something that goes against these in your fic, I probably loved it anyway.) --> The Queen had built her reign on Tea. From the sound of it, pretty much the only thing keeping her in charge was the fact that so many people were drinking Tea. The more Tea heads the better for her. It was legal. So, while Hatter does own a smuggling boat, it's doubtful that it was Tea he was smuggling. Food, books, people, medicine, machinery, goods from our world, and pretty much anything else you can think of that might be regulated and mismanaged might qualify, but somehow, I don't think Tea was it. --> There are two Alice books: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and Through the Looking Glass And What Alice Found There. For The Alice, the books take place six months apart, the first in May, the second in November. She is seven years old in both of them. --> The Red Queen and the Queen of Hearts are not the same person. The tend to be mushed together in many adaptions, but unlike with Hatter/Hatta and March Hare/Haigha, Carroll made a point of saying that they were not the same person and represented two different ends of the antagonistic spectrum, with the Queen of Hearts being all about unrestrained passion and the Red Queen being about strict control. --> He's not actually called the Mad Hatter in the books, not directly at least. The Cheshire Cat warns Alice that he's mad- and then goes on to reveal that everyone in Wonderland is mad, including the Cat and Alice, rendering calling him the Mad Hatter a bit redundant. While he's certainly got a flair for it, he's no more or less insane than anyone else in Wonderland. -->According to howmanyofme.com Hatter is the surname of about 3,830 people in the US (45 of them go by David). So, while the name would be considered unusual, it wouldn't be so to the point where it would absolutely have to be changed. ABOUT THE STORIES: -->Carol in Wonderland and Punchclock are on hold until the muses come back for more than three paragraphs at a time. :P -->Down the Plot Hole is finished! Author's notes can be read here. -->Poisoned Piece is finished! Author's notes can be read here. --> Through a Looking Glass, Darkly is finished. On my LiveJournal account, you can find art, a cast list, and author's notes. -->UPCOMING: Stolen Tarts: The miniseries from Jack's POV. -->UPCOMING: Shatters and Shards: The Primeval/Alice fusion, where Connor and Hatter are the same person as raised in different timelines, currently slated to be five parts long. I am sorry I'm not updating as frequently as I should be, but I'm trying to actually finish something before I post it. Also, schoolwork gets harder the more law classes you take. The more you know... | |||||||
1. The Daemons From UNCLEFusion with the His Dark Materials series: I wanted to write about Illya, backstory, and daemons, and accidentally a multipart fic 'verse.Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Published: 3-16-13 - Illya K.2. What's In A Name? » reviewsA discussion for first time parents.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-12 - Alice H.3. Once and Future reviewsWho doesn't love a happy ending? Spoilers for "The Angels Take Manhattan."Crossover - Doctor Who & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-12 - Amelia P./Amy & P. Carter - Complete4. Better Late reviewsIt would take a very cold woman indeed to pass up the chance to be reunited with the man she loved. A short "Peggy as M" fic, with minor cameos by 60s spy-fi organizations. Peggy/SteveCrossover - James Bond & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-2-12 - M 3 & Captain America/Steve R. - Complete5. Growing Pains reviewsHenry Mills grows up in Storybrooke. He's the only one who does.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-28-12 - Henry Mills & The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete6. You Say You Want A Revolution reviewsCanton is no stranger to living a double life- that's what most of his adulthood has been, if he's being honest. But at least then he'd known what he was doing. Takes place around The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon, told in Canton's POV.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-11 - Canton D.7. Notes From Exile reviewsShe's not a Jedi, and not a Sith. She prefers to call herself a veteran, but 'General' is becoming truer every day. Vingettes about a greyside, female Exile, with Handmaiden along for the ride.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-8-11 - Exile/Meetra Surik8. Not The Usual Spiel reviewsIt's Purim time! Alice is baking, Hatter wants his apartment back, and Carol is beginning to miss having her daughter at home.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-11 - Carol H. - Complete9. Through the Stomach reviewsAlice and Hatter in the kitchen.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-11-11 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete10. Lights reviewsIn which Alice tries to overcome her lingering commitment issues, and Hatter tries to deny that he needs help. Results are mixed. Written for azuremonkey in the Alice Holiday Fic Exchange.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-11 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete11. Through a Looking Glass, Darkly » reviewsAU: What if the White Rabbit had kidnapped Alice's entire family that 23rd of March? Or, the zany adventures of Suit!Alice.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,507 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-8-10 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete12. Here There Be Unicorns reviewsSir Charles had met exactly one unicorn in his long life. This is the story of that meeting. Crossover with "Charlie the Unicorn", I kid you not.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-14-10 - White Knight/Charlie - Complete13. Mourning After reviewsWritten for the kinkmeme: Spock/McCoy, after they'd both lost their partners Nyota and Jim, respectively. Character death, slash, nonexplicit sex.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-10 - L. McCoy/Bones & Spock - Complete14. Life Less Ordinary » reviewsOne-shots and drabblets about the more surreal adventures of the Enterprise crew. Chapter Six: But the sex was spectacular!Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-26-10 - Published: 9-15-1015. Self Loathing reviewsNu!Trek does "The Enemy Within". Written for the kinkmeme: contains noncon, selfcest, and references to child abuse and pedophilia. This is nasty; you've been warned.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-26-10 - J. Kirk16. Le Morte De Jim reviewsThere was a kinkmeme request to give Kirk a Cotard delusion- where people think that they've died. This is the fill.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-10 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete17. Like Riding A Bike reviewsBelieve it or not, Hatter couldn't pick everything up perfectly on his first go around.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-15-10 - Hatter & Alice H.18. Thunderbolt reviewsJim Kirk: boldly coming where no man has come before.Crossover - Pokémon & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-10 - Pikachu & J. Kirk - Complete19. Mea Culpa reviews"It's not my fault! I'm not to blame!" Kirk's stepfather tells it like it is.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-10 - J. Kirk - Complete20. A Kid's Story reviewsA perfect, fairy tale ending.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-10 - Hatter - Complete21. For I Love You As My Soul reviewsAlice and Hatter are getting married. Mazel Tov! O Frabjous Day!Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-20-10 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete22. The Stories We Tell reviewsWhen you get right down to it, the two worlds aren't so different after all. Something like a crossover.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-10 - Queen of Hearts - Complete23. Love reviewsSometimes it takes more than three words. Pure schmoop.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-10 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete24. Phantasmagoria reviewsYou can take the Hatter out of Wonderland, but he can never quite leave it behind.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-7-10 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete25. Poisoned Piece » reviewsHatter's plan worked: Charlie rode to Alice's rescue, and the pair of them got away to relative safety. Now what? And how? NOW COMPLETEAlice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-29-10 - Published: 4-18-10 - Alice H. & Hatter26. Ten ConManMents reviewsThere are rules for people in Hatter's line of work. Good thing he's never been one for rules, or he'd have to be very disappointed in himself.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-16-10 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete27. Scotty's List reviewsThe Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-13-10 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete28. Uhura Wins reviewsDuring the reboot of 'Tomorrow is Yesterday' Captain Christopher observes a bit of social evolution.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-12-10 - N. Uhura - Complete29. Two Immortals Walk Into A Bar reviewsAnd everyone else is dead. So they get to talking... Doom/Heroes/Star Trek fusionStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-10 - Spock & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete30. Totally reviewsSpock and T'Pring, sittin' in a tree...Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-10 - J. Kirk & N. Uhura - Complete31. Save the Enterprise reviewsJim has a *thing* about superheroes. And with his crew, that's quite the problem. Multiverse fusion.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-10 - J. Kirk - Complete32. Hug A Bunch reviewsCuddling is only logical.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-5-10 - Spock - Complete33. When Motrin Turns You Blue reviewsJim has a headache.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-5-10 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete34. Would you come back to my place, bouncybouncy? reviewsYou just never know when you might need to flag down the hovercraft de-eeler in St. Petersburg.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-4-10 - P. Chekov & H. Sulu - Complete35. Trouble at the Mill reviewsIt's torture, Jim. Just not as we know it.Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-4-10 - J. Kirk - Complete36. Judge me by my size, do you? reviewsWritten for the prompt: Yoda is on the Enterprise.Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-3-10 - Yoda & J. Kirk37. A Much More Respectable Bird reviewsWritten for a kinkmeme prompt: If you want to avoid having Child Services come down to talk to you, wait until your child has had his head lac sutured and is dispo'ed before pulling out your bottle of Wild Turkey at bedside and taking sips.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-10 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete38. Five Loves reviewsEskimos were supposed to have thirty-two words for love; Winona Kirk has felt enough for five of them.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-10 - Winona - Complete39. Welcome to the Planet reviewsFive things Hatter likes about his new life on Earth.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-14-10 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete40. Punchclock » reviewsHatter is a working man.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-12-10 - Published: 4-5-10 - Hatter41. Raising Alice reviewsNo one ever said being a single mother was easy. But they never said it was this hard either.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-10 - Carol H. & Alice H. - Complete42. Carol in Wonderland » reviewsIt's not that she never noticed anything off about her daughter's boyfriend. But David was so utterly devoted to Alice that she was willing to overlook a few quirks. Being from another planet is not a quirk. It might even be a deal breaker.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-10-10 - Published: 3-23-10 - Carol H.43. Down the Plot Hole » reviewsAKA: We loved your show SyFy, but parts of it just made no sense. NOW COMPLETE Although requests for further plot hole fills will be taken.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-4-10 - Published: 3-24-10 - Complete44. Of Great Price reviewsOrientation for the Diamond subset of the Casino workers.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-10 - Carpenter - Complete45. The Hangover reviewsHatter has always been the man with a plan. So why is it he has no idea what he's doing after Alice returns home?Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-30-10 - Hatter - Complete46. Haber Dash reviewsWhat if Hatter didn't go through the Looking Glass, but instead sought alternate means of travel? Or, had in land in front of him, whatever.Crossover - Doctor Who & Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-29-10 - 10th Doctor & Hatter - Complete47. March Madness reviewsMad March is one of Wonderland's greatest living legends, right up until he's not.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-10 - Mad March & Hatter48. Tart reviewsDefinition: sharp, harsh; "sharp criticism"; "a sharp-worded exchange"; "a tart remark"/ Jack faces his mother after his not-so-triumphant return to Wonderland.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-10 - Jack Hearts/Jack Chase & Queen of Hearts - Complete49. Questions and Answers reviewsDrs. Dee and Dum have fun with Hatter. And by fun, I mean torture. With cattle prods.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-10 - Hatter - Complete
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