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| Catastrophia |
Author has written 20 stories for Twilight. Hello! I became obsessed with the Twilight series in December (2009). I held off on the hype, but crumbled at Thanksgiving with curiosity. I read all of them in 2 weeks. I must say I find the movies entertaining, but only like them (though I am VERY excited for Breaking Dawn). The books hold my obsession. Probably because some of my favorite scenes were either butchered or not shown. About mid February, 2010 I spread my obsession to fan fic. I was weary at first, but soon became enraptured, especially with AH stories. The possibilities are endless!! Facebook: Catastrophia OfTrinity - I have 2 groups - Breach Babes for all my stories and Me and Mr. Cullen for... welll, Me and Mr Cullen :D Blog: http://catastrophia.blogspot.com/ - 18 and over - Blog is still a WIP. Pics for my current WIP's, banners, and teasers can be found here!! Twitter @Catastrophia49 Tumblr, NSFW warning: www.catastrophia49.tumblr.com Breach is almost here!! You can find it on Goodreads here - http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16079654-breach It will be for sale in April. *ATTENTION MY DARKEST DESIRE - BLACK AS NIGHT PSYCHOWARD LOVERS* After many requests, I have decided to expand this into a multi-chapter fic. FF pulled both of these. You can read them over on TWCS or on my blog. Note to all: I have taken down chapters 2-11 of Down the Rabbit Hole. Don't worry though, the plan is to rework them and make them better so that I can get to the ending that has been bouncing around in my head for a year now! I just need to wait until my other stories settle down a bit. Soundtracks can now be found on my blog! Hate What You Do To Me: So, I was searching for what Edward's house looked like, as well as Bella and Rosalie's apartment for HWYDTM and I found as close as I imagined. Strangly enough, it is fake, a computer generated rendering. Trust me, I looked and PinkIndeed helped me, she suffered through the hideous pink rooms, paintings, and completely marble bathrooms. http://www.trulia.com/property/3012621040-50-E-Chestnut-2201-Chicago-IL-60610 29 Dimensions: This is a story about finding love in a new age; the age of the internet. And what it takes to meet face to face after falling in love online and over the phone. It is a shorter story, only meant to be around 12 chapters. So, I totally blame PinkIndeed for the posting of the first chapter of 29 Dimension. 29 Dimensions wasn't supposed to start until AFTER HWYDTM was finished. Well, we were talking one night about what our next stories would be and I pulled up my 'Story ideas' document and read my ideas and got the itch for 29 Dimensions. And said itch pestered me for about a week. Then I found a new artist, Ben Rector, and while listening to one of his songs the whole first chapter fell into my lap. It wasn't taking 'later' for an answer. This story is kind of personal to me as I met my fiance on eHarmony. Breach: It is heavy on the hard lemons, where as my other stories have lemons this one makes them pale in comparison. Not for the faint! ;) I made a banner!! :) I'm so proud of myself for this. http://i.imgur.com/Dkgku.jpg http://i.imgur.com/glIiL.jpg My first ever fan made banner!! Eeee! By SabLuvsLogan http://www.flickr.com/photos/ggsophie/5488796975/ Trailer made by the fabulous Missus_Robinson!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRoRulQGKc Banner by Mandy52799 - this is awesomeness and blinky!!! http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d57/mandy52799/banners/BreachBanner.gif Other banners can also be seen on my blog. When Bunnies Attack: Apparently I needed a stress reliever with my wedding planning and work and Breach... and this is what my brain came up with. Total and complete pervy hilarity. Random flightly writer Izzy and IT business owner Masen. Nothing but fun to be had here! No update schedule. Welcome to the Cameo Hotel: Yup, I did it again. Another WIP. This one was inspired by an idea CCQ had about a story. This is my plot bunny of her idea. I have incorporated some of her ideas with my own and I hope she likes what I've come up with! Each chapter represents one month, so I only forsee there being about 10-15 chapters. That being said, some of them will be long chapters. You can see a picture of Isabella's dress from chapter 3 on my blog. http://catastrophia.blogspot.com/ Update schedule has changed to unknown. Me and Mr. Cullen: Beautiful banner made by the wonderful Mina! http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/MayumiR/MMCBanner.png *Now available in French!* Many thanks to Missleez for wanting to spread the words of Cat around the world! She has done a wonderful job in translating ALL of my stories!! *Now available is Portuguese!* Thanks to LeiliPattz for spreading the words of Cat!! | |||||||
1. Me and Mr Cullen » reviewsIt was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,999 - Reviews: 7581 - Updated: 6-15-13 - Published: 3-14-12 - Bella & Edward2. The Road of Stardom: A Me and Mr Cullen Outtake reviewsThe road of life is long and hard, filled with obstacles. The road of stardom is worse. There were many stops along that winding, challenging road, for the one and only, Mr. Edward Cullen.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 1-1-13 - Edward - Complete3. Into The Deep » reviewsAfter an accident took Bella's parents, she is forced to live with her new guardian, family friend Edward Cullen. She's been drifting through life for the last year in a daze. Will Edward be able to get through to her and wake her from her living nightmare? Will her looming eighteenth birthday separate them, or bring them closer together?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 639 - Updated: 12-16-12 - Published: 10-10-12 - Bella & Edward4. Conventioneers » reviewsInnocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemonsTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,099 - Reviews: 774 - Updated: 12-12-12 - Published: 1-18-12 - Bella & Edward5. Temptation Divine » reviewsThough Edward is married, he can't stop fantasizing about Emmett's intern. Emmett, his best friend and work partner, has warned him to stay away from her… from his little sister. She's only nineteen, he's thirty three. Will Edward take the apple from his Eve and succumb to her temptation?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 230 - Updated: 11-20-12 - Published: 9-8-12 - Edward & Bella6. When Bunnies Attack » reviewsFlighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 422 - Updated: 11-11-12 - Published: 8-30-11 - Bella & Edward7. Hate What You Do To Me » reviewsUnemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 1550 - Updated: 10-20-12 - Published: 8-24-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Shame reviewsIt was a union that was never supposed to happen, an affair that took over her life and altered it. Unable to keep him from advancing, can Bella keep her brother-in-law away and save her marriage? Or should she give in on what could possibly be what was always meant to be? Perhaps fate will make the decision for her.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 9-8-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. Beyond the Scope » reviewsThe job market is bad, and recent college grad Bella's dreams of being a teacher are crumbling away. Edward is a single father and doctor, struggling to raise his seven year old daughter by himself. Fate intervenes, changing them both forever. Drabble ficTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 25,582 - Reviews: 3126 - Updated: 6-11-12 - Published: 5-14-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. The Blackened Flame » reviewsSix years ago he tore her apart, broke her. Bella's a new, take charge woman now. What will happen when Edward walks into her conference room, and back into her life, as her new client? Rated M for language and future lemons. Drabble fic.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 3101 - Updated: 4-16-12 - Published: 1-20-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. Wind Chimes reviewsEdward's been dead for years, trapped in his former home that was just purchased by Bella Swan, a woman more perceptive than most. Will he scare her away like the others, or will they form an unusual bond between the living and the dead? AU AH… and ghostTwilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 95 - Published: 4-7-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete12. Faded Memories reviewsEdward and Bella hardly speak anymore. Can Bella and her daughter take being ignored any longer? Can their marriage survive the realities of life, or fade into just a memory? AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 79 - Published: 2-14-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete13. The Five Mistakes I Made That Led Me to You » reviewsAt 30, Edward realizes that he made five monumental mistakes in his life, but what he didn't realize was that those mistakes would be profoundly life altering; leading him to her. A romantic drabble in EPOV.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 1106 - Updated: 1-13-12 - Published: 1-2-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete14. Down the Rabbit Hole reviewsBella and Edward are thrown together as roommates. Will Alice's meddling and the "pull" bring them together? Or will their pasts tear them apart? Rated M for lemons and a bit of violence in later chapters. a.k.a. fun with apple juice!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 11-27-11 - Published: 4-4-10 - Bella & Edward15. Welcome to the Cameo Hotel » reviewsHotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and languageTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 11-1-11 - Published: 10-11-11 - Bella & Edward16. Watching You reviewsEdward's been watching Bella for three years during college and now graduation is only one week away! Will he finally man up and ask her out, or will he be too late? E/B AU AH ONE SHOT!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 81 - Published: 9-26-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete17. Fluid Mechanics reviewsVirgin super kinky perv engineer, Dr. Edward Cullen has met his ultimate sexual fantasy in the flesh in pinup girl dressing fellow engineer, Dr. Bella Swan. Innuendos fly, but is Edward's geek factor too thick for Bella to get her point across? Rated MTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 7-22-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete18. 29 Dimensions » reviewsTired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOCTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,271 - Reviews: 486 - Updated: 7-11-11 - Published: 1-14-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete19. It's My Party and I'll Grope If I Want Too reviewsWhat happens when a horny Jasper and Bella haven't seen each other in days and Rosalie decides to throw a party at their apartment? One shot. Rated M for lemons. Bella/Jasper AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-1-11 - Bella & Jasper - Complete20. Hate What You Do To Me Goodies » reviewsOuttakes, bonus chapters, and other goodies from Hate What You Do To Me can be found here! Rated M for a reason! Best to read Hate What You Do To Me first in order to understand.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 10-11-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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